Next DLC Speculation Thread (Part 5)

[Skip The Skippy]

 

I swear on the the life of my mother that if this DLC is just some cunning stunts crap I'm gonna slam my penis between two blocks of wood.

i can already imagine the pain

but i also laugh at people that hurt themselve... i want video proof

You want video proof of people hurting themselves? Thats pretty messed up man, you might want to seek some professional help about that. Hahaha jokes, jokes.

 

Im torn between rather or not this will just be CS:SVC part deux, or if well actually see something new implemented in addition to the vehicles. I.E. a new property, business, apartments or homes. A SVC part deux seems likely but I just cant imagine Rockstar doing a straight filler update after the last three updates weve recieved. Granted they already increased the amount of cars were getting by about 300% compared to CS:SVC. I dunno, my speculation kahunas are hurting after having missed the mark so many times since smugglers run.

[rollschuh2282]

 

 

I swear on the the life of my mother that if this DLC is just some cunning stunts crap I'm gonna slam my penis between two blocks of wood.

What if it's only part of the update? Will you use something softer, like two slices of bread?

Lesser wood, like two spiral notebooks. I need tuners and more heists damn it.

 

Every time Rockstar releases a sh*tty DLC, I'm going to mutilate myself. Next time we get a stunts DLC I'm gonna cut off my toes and mail them to Dan Sweaty-Balls Houser.

 

 

video proof?

i already saw videos of people getting there head cut off, so cutting off toes is not that bad.

PS: it´s interesting what a close range musket headshot does to a head.

[WildBrick142]

 

 

Oh my f*cking god. Please tell me this has a minigun like san andreas

 

Yes! And rockets! And they're optional mods!

[JoeFury1997]

 

Oh yes my wishlist item came true

[GLTh3Pr0]

 

Inb4 dripfeed.

[Johnny Valentine]

 

 

OHHH MAN YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME

[WildBrick142]

Here's your Dominator "Classic"

 

Edited March 20, 2018 by WildBrick142

[badmagicxdylan]

ITS HAPPENING!!!

[Skip The Skippy]

HECK YES!!!! I have been waiting for this beautiful bird for way too long!!!

[xTBx23]

 

 

um

 

I guess that's the "little birdy"

[Happy Hunter]

Is that real? Woah!

[FelipeSCCP]

Lol already?

[carnerd3000]

Oh sh*t, Mach is going to be pissed, but that looks beautiful either way.

 

Edit: NEVERMIND, WE GOT THE ELLIE!!!!!!

Edited March 20, 2018 by carnerd3000

[futureproof]

=== VEHICLES (16) ===

Vapid Caracara, Off-Roads

Rune Cheburek, Sport Classics

Vapid Dominator GTX, Muscles

Vapid Ellie, Muscles

Överflöd Entity XXR, Supers

Vulcar Fagaloa, Sport Classics

Vapid Flash GT, Sports

Vapid GB200, Sports

Declasse Hotring Sabre, Sports

Weeny Issi Classic, Compacts

Dinka Jester Classic, Sport Classics

Lampadati Michelli GT, Sport Classics

Sea Sparrow, Helicopters

Cheval Taipan, Supers

Pegassi Tezeract, Supers

Överflöd Tyrant, Supers

=== VEHICLES PER CLASS ===

Muscles: 2

Sport Classics: 4

Off-Roads: 1

Supers: 4

Compacts: 1

Helicopters: 1

Sports: 3

[Johnny Valentine]

OMG IS THIS REAL?

[samuelx0304]

Assault DLC

 

16 new vehicles

[SaveTheZombies]

 

 

I swear on the the life of my mother that if this DLC is just some cunning stunts crap I'm gonna slam my penis between two blocks of wood.

What if it's only part of the update? Will you use something softer, like two slices of bread?

Lesser wood, like two spiral notebooks. I need tuners and more heists damn it.

 

Every time Rockstar releases a sh*tty DLC, I'm going to mutilate myself. Next time we get a stunts DLC I'm gonna cut off my toes and mail them to Dan Sweaty-Balls Houser.

 

 

I don't think I've been that disappointed with any of the updates. They've got to pace themselves if they're going to milk it for a few more years. It mamkes sense it wouldn't be anything big.

[GLTh3Pr0]

Any new interesting clothing?

[futureproof]

 

DOMINATOR3

[WildBrick142]

Oh, hello there!

 

[FelipeSCCP]

Ok, so we got jester classic.

 

Now ... R* made it look like a NSX or a Supra MK IV?

 

Edit: Supra!

Edited March 20, 2018 by FelipeSCCP

[crsN]

Dinka Jester Classic. This is HUGEEE.

 

Oh, no. Supra, not NSX. Still Ok, I guess...

Edited March 20, 2018 by crsN

[A Mad Towel]

OMG HOTRING JESTER3 DOMINATOR 3

[futureproof]

 

TYRANT

[FelipeSCCP]

Still, would like to see a NSX ...

[Cackling Jack]

Oh man. Thats all I got to say @Wildbrick.

Edited March 20, 2018 by Cackling Jack

[-inVADER-]

caracara cheburek dominator3 ellie entity2_ fagaloa flashgt gb200 hotring issi3 jester3 michelli seasparrow taipan tezeract tyrant

[goblinthegnome]

Any chance of a new radio station in this Assault DLC?

[0wn996]

Hello Classic mustang, Hello Supra!

[carnerd3000]

MOTHERF*CKER IT HAPPENED!!!!!!! OLD MUSTANG AND TOYOTA SUPRA MK. IV!!!!!!!!!!