Next DLC Speculation Thread (Part 5)

[Ryancoke66]

 

I know Yan said race themed but I'm still imagining the possibilities of new contact missions. Right now a deluxo or tank, or even an armoured kuruma can basically run through most of the missions unscathed. If they made some better missions more suited to the OP toys we have now...f*ck I would probably take time off work to play all day lol real sh*t

We did get those missions, its was called the doomsday heist... R* obsession with turning the gta series into Saints Row knows no limits.

Heists and contact missions are completely different.

[carnerd3000]

Hopefully we won't have to wait too long from now for the files to be opened.

Edited March 20, 2018 by carnerd3000

[Shadowfennekin]

we will never

go pickup our new rides in Liberty City

and we drive our tuners with our puppers poking their head out of the car

and later grabbing a bite to eat with our crew at cluck n' bell or make obscene orders in a landyacht filled with crew members

then go to the gym and work out to the point where we become jojo references

 

why even bother sadpepe.jpg

Oh man, you know how people say they spend millions painting their cars?

I'd legit be paying millions in-game switching my dog's breed if we ever got doggos

[Skip The Skippy]

Hopefully we won't have to wait too long from now for the files to be opened.

I dont think Foxy gets his hands on them until at least a couple hours before it drops right? So probably around 0200-0300 central time. Correct me if im wrong.

[katorosa]

if the update is today, foxysnaps should be leaking the vehicles soooooon

[carnerd3000]

 

Hopefully we won't have to wait too long from now for the files to be opened.

I dont think Foxy gets his hands on them until at least a couple hours before it drops right? So probably around 0200-0300 central time. Correct me if im wrong.

 

 

I think for DDH, SuperHolySheep got them at 12-1 AM, maybe even earlier.

[Skip The Skippy]

Oh crap, I think youre right. I forgot we got them so early.

[carnerd3000]

It's almost 2 AM, so hopefully within the hour we'll get something.

[Happy Hunter]

Is there any way the patch notes can be leaked lol?

 

I want to know if I'm going to have to look over my shoulder for hyper-speed Deluxos, if I have any surprises or anything, etc.

[Rafae]

Is there any way the patch notes can be leaked lol?

 

I want to know if I'm going to have to look over my shoulder for hyper-speed Deluxos, if I have any surprises or anything, etc.

Nah lol

[SAS_Intruder]

If there is any chance we get Mazda Miata NA with removable soft top, I would be very happy role playing MacGyver lol

Edited March 20, 2018 by SAS_Intruder

[Maeve]

I’m scared that we’re not getting anything. I’m paranoid...

[CrysisAverted]

I’m scared that we’re not getting anything. I’m paranoid...

Now thats just silly, you can at least expect another event week

[Shrreder]

Im scared that were not getting anything. Im paranoid...

If we don't, Yan's credibility within the GTA Community (or quite frankly any community) will be destroyed and he won't be trusted again

[SickBoy]

 

Im scared that were not getting anything. Im paranoid...

If we don't, Yan's credibility within the GTA Community (or quite frankly any community) will be destroyed and he won't be trusted again

 

 

I don't think he'd really give a sh*t, to be honest. Not like he's been particularly active lately anyways, and I heard he was pretty much done with GTA Online so this being a troll just to f*ck with Youtubers could be real.

 

Hopefully not though.

[Maeve]

Just what I was thinking. He did say that he doesn’t care about GTA anymore, so it’s fitting for a joke.

[carnerd3000]

Just what I was thinking. He did say that he doesn’t care about GTA anymore, so it’s fitting for a joke.

 

For someone who doesn't care about GTA anymore, he has been fairly active for the past few months. Just saying.

[theNGclan]

I swear on the the life of my mother that if this DLC is just some cunning stunts crap I'm gonna slam my penis between two blocks of wood.

Edited March 20, 2018 by theNGclan

[dazzathomas09]

Just what I was thinking. He did say that he doesnt care about GTA anymore, so its fitting for a joke.

I Do not believe that he would sacrafice his good reputation over a tweet that has hyped up the community.

 

The same information was confirmed by 2 other sources.

 

All that we can rely on now is the information being correct as per the "sources" claim.

[rollschuh2282]

I swear on the the life of my mother that if this DLC is just some cunning stunts crap I'm gonna slam my penis between two blocks of wood.

 

i can already imagine the pain

but i also laugh at people that hurt themselve... i want video proof

Edited March 20, 2018 by rollschuh2282

[carnerd3000]

I swear on the the life of my mother that if this DLC is just some cunning stunts crap I'm gonna slam my penis between two blocks of wood.

 

What if it's only part of the update? Will you use something softer, like two slices of bread?

[theNGclan]

 

I swear on the the life of my mother that if this DLC is just some cunning stunts crap I'm gonna slam my penis between two blocks of wood.

What if it's only part of the update? Will you use something softer, like two slices of bread?

Lesser wood, like two spiral notebooks. I need tuners and more heists damn it.

 

Every time Rockstar releases a sh*tty DLC, I'm going to mutilate myself. Next time we get a stunts DLC I'm gonna cut off my toes and mail them to Dan Sweaty-Balls Houser.

Edited March 20, 2018 by theNGclan

[spence2345]

Just what I was thinking. He did say that he doesn’t care about GTA anymore, so it’s fitting for a joke.

Caring or not, Yan has racked up a reputation for not being wrong, people love gratification, even in the form of praise from strangers on the internet if he's wrong no one will trust him ever again.

[AUScowboy]

Pretty it'll be another hour or so until foxy has the dirt. Will be knocking out my daily objectives to kill time and squeeze one last bunker sale and high end export to pass the time. Hopefully 12 million will be enough to get the cars that will be available day one

[WildBrick142]

 

[DrTcr]

 

um

[carnerd3000]

^SEA SPARROW?

[GLTh3Pr0]

f*ck yeah!

[dazzathomas09]

 

Oh my f*cking god. Please tell me this has a minigun like san andreas

[samuelx0304]

wait wtf is going on oh sh*t