Next DLC Speculation Thread (Part 5)

[RedwoodLynx]

 

Um, I'm not. I want a UFO because I actually want one...

How are you even still tolerant of the nonsensical trash we've been fed for over a year? Just how many absurd stuff needs to be shoved down your throat to be sick and tired of it?

 

You people are an enigma. You consider yourselves fans of a franchise that has always focused on being a story-based crime simulator, but when it gets radically changed into some store-brand Battlefield with stupid memecars and orbital cannons, you get all giddy and keep up demanding for more over-the-top bullsh*t.

 

Seriously, how does this forum still wish for UFOs and aircraft carriers with a straight f*cking face?

As someone who has family in law enforcement, no, I don't think of GTA as a crime "simulator"- I'd be really uncomfortable with it if it was. If you think GTA is really just about glorifying crime then you're as dumb as the idiots on fox news who say the same thing.

[carnerd3000]

I would try to say something worthwhile, but all I can post is the obvious: we should hopefully get some sort of info soon. In the meantime, unless Yan or R* F*ggot comes out of nowhere with some leaks, we still don't know anything, and nobody (besides any reputable leakers) should act like they know what's happening without any hard evidence.

[MafiaDesigns]

So what are everyone's speculations for the next doc? Maybe Hipsters PT. 2, Naval DLC, or nights clubs?

[D9fred95]

 

 

Um, I'm not. I want a UFO because I actually want one...

How are you even still tolerant of the nonsensical trash we've been fed for over a year? Just how many absurd stuff needs to be shoved down your throat to be sick and tired of it?

 

You people are an enigma. You consider yourselves fans of a franchise that has always focused on being a story-based crime simulator, but when it gets radically changed into some store-brand Battlefield with stupid memecars and orbital cannons, you get all giddy and keep up demanding for more over-the-top bullsh*t.

 

Seriously, how does this forum still wish for UFOs and aircraft carriers with a straight f*cking face?

As someone who has family in law enforcement, no, I don't think of GTA as a crime "simulator"- I'd be really uncomfortable with it if it was. If you think GTA is really just about glorifying crime then you're as dumb as the idiots on fox news who say the same thing.

 

Not literally a "crime-simulator", a game about urban crime and I don't know about you but GTA is (or was) a semi-grounded in reality crime game. I'm pretty sure that's what Dangerz0ne mean't, not outright "simulator".

[Devdevi45]

I would try to say something worthwhile, but all I can post is the obvious: we should hopefully get some sort of info soon. In the meantime, unless Yan or R* F*ggot comes out of nowhere with some leaks, we still don't know anything, and nobody (besides any reputable leakers) should act like they know what's happening without any hard evidence.

I remember those days before I created this account that I had always appeared on here just to see Yan or fun leak something ahh those were the days.

[Shadowfennekin]

So what are everyone's speculations for the next doc? Maybe Hipsters PT. 2, Naval DLC, or nights clubs?

We'll probably get the rest of Hipsters pt 2 stuff shoved into whatever is coming next.

Since most of it seemed to be in Doomsday.

 

Would definitely help make Naval more appealing if that's what we're getting. Hopefully they learned from Smugglers' mistake, dripfeeds feel like an even longer drag without any cars

[HKM87]

I speculate the next update is a chill one, with a description along the lines:

 

"After you saved the world from doomsday, it's time to enjoy it and relax on the beach by the new beach houses and cruise by some of the coolest cars..." something like that crap, kinda like IGG 1 after heists.

 

Just my 2 cents

[TheFranchise]

Look GTA has always had some over the top things.... but some of the things we have gotten in Online are a joke. A flying bike that shoots missiles. A wedge shaped vehicle that flips other vehicles? A car with a rocket on it? A car that parachutes. Yeah no.

Ill let the Deluxo go because I LOVE Back to The Future. But some of this sh*t is absurd. A UFO?

 

This is GTA, not saints row. Have some you forum members played anything other than GTA: O? Have you played GTA V? GTA IV? GTA: III? Or is this the first GTA youve ever touched? I really want to see this game come back to earth in future iterations, and not cater to 9 year squeakers with mommys credit card.

 

Many GTAs have had a few wacky things. However, GTA: O has gone completely overboard all to satisfy 9-12 year olds who shouldnt even be playing this game to begin with, and the only reason they are playing it is because daddy forgot to pull out a decade ago.

Edited March 2, 2018 by TheFranchise

[CarimboHanky]

and now im going to sit back and wait

oh and please just wait until then

meh meh meh

 

anyone that being following this game for some time can "predic" they would release some info on any given tuesday

 

is like me saying "i predict on tuesday we would have a new week event with new discounts"

[TheFranchise]

Anyways, I am going to find it very interesting when the next GTA comes around, and R* has to actually put in work to make DLC and not just take cut content and canceled story SLC and put into Online.

[big gouda cheese]

yep true this game is become more like saintrow

[MrThankUvryMuch]

Ugghhhhhh just please R*, one sentence in a newswire post hinting at the DLC or a qabeta update or SOMETHING.

 

boolean hype = true;

Edited March 2, 2018 by Mrthankuvrymuch

[big gouda cheese]

how big is the chance that its gonna contain mansions?

[Devdevi45]

Ugghhhhhh just please R*, one sentence in a newswire post hinting at the DLC or a qabeta update or SOMETHING.

 

boolean hype = true;

They really should do it like they did back in the days

 

A worded announcement then saying a trailer coming next week or dropping whenever. Amman those were the days

[MisFit-138]

how big is the chance that its gonna contain mansions?

Maybe some new mansion like interiors, but all the actual mansions on the map are used for freeroam missions. I don't want players living at the place in delivering a car. Hard to see them adding such large complicated structures to the map. Would be a pleasant surprise if they did

[big gouda cheese]

i hope for some mansions with some minigames in it like 8ball or ehm table tennis maybe a private driver just like the dum pilot of marywather lol. just something luxury

[Shadowfennekin]

 

how big is the chance that its gonna contain mansions?

Maybe some new mansion like interiors, but all the actual mansions on the map are used for freeroam missions. I don't want players living at the place in delivering a car. Hard to see them adding such large complicated structures to the map. Would be a pleasant surprise if they did

 

Again with that?

DH basically proved you all wrong. The Dam Facility is literally right next to the Crashed Plane Special Cargo mission

 

Besides, what are the odds somebody is going to be at the mansion the exact moment you're exporting, hm? Also, this is R* we're talking about.... they aren't going to care about that stuff.

[big gouda cheese]

there are still alot of them left tho the ones nearby michaels house and alot nearby the golfclub and there is a whole block mansions nearby the lake at the vindwood sign so there is plenty left over

[Happy Hunter]

 

So what are everyone's speculations for the next doc? Maybe Hipsters PT. 2, Naval DLC, or nights clubs?

We'll probably get the rest of Hipsters pt 2 stuff shoved into whatever is coming next.

Since most of it seemed to be in Doomsday.

 

Would definitely help make Naval more appealing if that's what we're getting. Hopefully they learned from Smugglers' mistake, dripfeeds feel like an even longer drag without any cars

 

While I liked Smuggler's Run and had no problem with it, I also would have no problem with just seeing the dripfeed be cars and having the stuff I like upfront in the DLC.

 

Chuck an aircraft in, even a meme vehicle for those that like them - then a load of cars.

 

Should be something anyone could get behind really.

[big gouda cheese]

we even own the same stilt houses so i dont see a problem with mansions

[RedwoodLynx]

 

 

 

Um, I'm not. I want a UFO because I actually want one...

How are you even still tolerant of the nonsensical trash we've been fed for over a year? Just how many absurd stuff needs to be shoved down your throat to be sick and tired of it?

 

You people are an enigma. You consider yourselves fans of a franchise that has always focused on being a story-based crime simulator, but when it gets radically changed into some store-brand Battlefield with stupid memecars and orbital cannons, you get all giddy and keep up demanding for more over-the-top bullsh*t.

 

Seriously, how does this forum still wish for UFOs and aircraft carriers with a straight f*cking face?

As someone who has family in law enforcement, no, I don't think of GTA as a crime "simulator"- I'd be really uncomfortable with it if it was. If you think GTA is really just about glorifying crime then you're as dumb as the idiots on fox news who say the same thing.

 

Not literally a "crime-simulator", a game about urban crime and I don't know about you but GTA is (or was) a semi-grounded in reality crime game. I'm pretty sure that's what Dangerz0ne mean't, not outright "simulator".

I can agree with that- the rocket bike and deluxo are fairly obviously beyond that. But the military vehicles are all fair game to me as they are all grounded in reality.

 

To my main point though, there is a vocal minority here that talks about gta like it helps them live out their cop killer fantasy and theyre sad online is moving away from that. Its a ridiculous position because it was never that in the first place, but the fact that they think it is... is frankly disturbing. I enjoy watching scarface. I would be disgusted if this was a crime "sim"- see the difference?

[kenmy13999]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I just got the most random player loyalty bonus - $553,146.

I got 1.2 million thats a few free ghost orgs lol

You are a tryhard arent you?

Dude's a freeroam pvp legend.

I was just kidding

 

1v1 anywhere lzzzzzzz lol, harbujahn is off the radar

 

I bet those $1.2 mill was from off the radar.. sometimes I don't notice you in the session before I see 'harbujahn is off the radar' followed by harbujahn killed x,y,Z and a, lol. Poor people Edited March 2, 2018 by kenmy13999

[MisFit-138]

 

 

how big is the chance that its gonna contain mansions?

Maybe some new mansion like interiors, but all the actual mansions on the map are used for freeroam missions. I don't want players living at the place in delivering a car. Hard to see them adding such large complicated structures to the map. Would be a pleasant surprise if they did

 

Again with that?

DH basically proved you all wrong. The Dam Facility is literally right next to the Crashed Plane Special Cargo mission

 

Besides, what are the odds somebody is going to be at the mansion the exact moment you're exporting, hm? Also, this is R* we're talking about.... they aren't going to care about that stuff.

I've been screwed over that way before. I had to pick up tanks for bunker supplies. While fighting the soldiers, 3 thugs walked out of the dam to blow up my buzzard and steal my tanks. No luck getting them back either.

 

While the interior for the facilities is large, the entrance is just simple doors. It seems more reshaped than it does an addition.

 

Again, not shooting it down, just have doubts .

Edited March 2, 2018 by MisFit-138

[StarFireFly]

After last DLC i wouldn't be surprised if we got something like this. And some sick minded player out there would love to use this.

[Willy A. Jeep]

Look GTA has always had some over the top things.... but some of the things we have gotten in Online are a joke. A flying bike that shoots missiles. A wedge shaped vehicle that flips other vehicles? A car with a rocket on it? A car that parachutes. Yeah no.

Ill let the Deluxo go because I LOVE Back to The Future. But some of this sh*t is absurd. A UFO?

 

This is GTA, not saints row. Have some you forum members played anything other than GTA: O? Have you played GTA V? GTA IV? GTA: III? Or is this the first GTA youve ever touched? I really want to see this game come back to earth in future iterations, and not cater to 9 year squeakers with mommys credit card.

 

Many GTAs have had a few wacky things. However, GTA: O has gone completely overboard all to satisfy 9-12 year olds who shouldnt even be playing this game to begin with, and the only reason they are playing it is because daddy forgot to pull out a decade ago.

Does nobody remember that GTA 2 was a bizarre retro-futuristic dystopia? Set in Anywhere City? Supposedly in 2013? GTA has been weird and over-the-top for a long time. Domestobot! Preservex! Ice cream enema!

 

Curious that, only when the vehicles are potentially ruining to the fun of players, these criticisms of GTA's realism surface. It is interesting (and a little more than alarming) that folks would begin to turn on each other over something as simple as a new movie parody vehicle being introduced into the series of movie parody games. GTA III? Mafia films like Goodfellas. GTA IV? Crime dramas like The Wire. GTA V? Crime action films like Heat. Surely, GTA Online has gone on to be a mixture of modern action films, which are happy to slip into sci-fi and the zany if it means they're doing something new and exciting. It makes sense that GTA follows suit, though, clearly, balancing was never on the minds of Marvel studios.

 

Would GTA V be under the same criticism if Online had never come to be, but all this content was available as SP DLC? Surely, there would be people who are like the No Mutants Allowed crowd and get angry about every little thing different from their beloved 3D era. But I imagine those of us who keep their heads on their shoulders, and those of us who are purely angry at only the ubalanced state of Online, wouldn't mind. Then again, would many of us still be playing if Online were not a thing? If GTA V had only received SP DLC with the same minimal story, grind-heavy design?

 

Saints Row was a good series to take note of, even if some of the things it did killed the fans who wanted a serious story like that offered by the first and second installments. It went places that GTA had left behind, and when GTA came back from the... downturn that was GTA IV, it was following in Saints Row's footsteps. To dismiss it because of what you dislike or disagree with is silly, for there is so much good there just waiting to be discovered and given new life.

 

And, ahah, remember - the Mythbusters created multiple cars with rocket engines (not to mention there are many cars retrofitted with jet engines), as well as the real-world Phantom Wedge. A ramp buggy is hardly out of reality's scope!

 

I will repeat my previous speculation, as some people have seen it the same way: I imagine the upcoming update will be more in the vein of Ill-Gotten-Gains rather than any continuation of Cunning Stunts, though it wouldn't be surprising if races for the Deluxo and Stromberg were tacked on as something to do. Big money sinks! Hopefully in good clothing, new properties (mansions, beach houses, stilts in Paleto, houses in Mirror Park, anybody?), and, of course, luxury cars.

[Shadowfennekin]

there are still alot of them left tho the ones nearby michaels house and alot nearby the golfclub and there is a whole block mansions nearby the lake at the vindwood sign so there is plenty left over

 

I can't see them not having the Playboy Mansion purchaseable. It's obviously going to be the expensive one.

 

I'd love it if we could move into Devin's place since he's dead though.... right near my Hangar and Facility, nice house, good view, far enough up north for people to leave you alone plus you're up on a mountain....

 

And a Fortified spawn is literally right down the mountain at the gas station!

 

 

 

So what are everyone's speculations for the next doc? Maybe Hipsters PT. 2, Naval DLC, or nights clubs?

We'll probably get the rest of Hipsters pt 2 stuff shoved into whatever is coming next.

Since most of it seemed to be in Doomsday.

 

Would definitely help make Naval more appealing if that's what we're getting. Hopefully they learned from Smugglers' mistake, dripfeeds feel like an even longer drag without any cars

 

While I liked Smuggler's Run and had no problem with it, I also would have no problem with just seeing the dripfeed be cars and having the stuff I like upfront in the DLC.

 

Chuck an aircraft in, even a meme vehicle for those that like them - then a load of cars.

 

Should be something anyone could get behind really.

 

 

Unless there's something special or unique about them, all planes and boats should be release day 1. Smugglers was a drag since 90% of the planes did the same stuff and were ridiculously overpriced. Added the fact that we already saw ALL of them in Hangar missions, Crapversary modes, and the freaking trailer.... that just made it all the more boring

 

Cars are the thing that give stuff for everybody, I didn't see anybody moaning about no cars that interested them in the last dripfeed. There were Offroaders, muscles, sports, supers.... nice diverse mix of car breeds instead of the usual Super Spam! That's how it should be

 

 

While the interior for the facilities is large, the entrance is just simple doors. It seems more reshaped than it does an addition.

 

Again, not shooting it down, just have doubts .

 

 

Oooooh!

how could I forget that?

The Paleto Facility is literally right next to those tanks!

 

And people say we can't own the Playboy Mansion because a Hangar mission happens there.....

[Dacelo]

Would GTA V be under the same criticism if Online had never come to be, but all this content was available as SP DLC? Surely, there would be people who are like the No Mutants Allowed crowd and get angry about every little thing different from their beloved 3D era. But I imagine those of us who keep their heads on their shoulders, and those of us who are purely angry at only the ubalanced state of Online, wouldn't mind. Then again, would many of us still be playing if Online were not a thing? If GTA V had only received SP DLC with the same minimal story, grind-heavy design?

 

Saints Row was a good series to take note of, even if some of the things it did killed the fans who wanted a serious story like that offered by the first and second installments. It went places that GTA had left behind, and when GTA came back from the... downturn that was GTA IV, it was following in Saints Row's footsteps. To dismiss it because of what you dislike or disagree with is silly, for there is so much good there just waiting to be discovered and given new life.

Saint's Row is the last thing I want GTA to take any influence from, that series went down the toilet fast and the last 'saint's row game' was a massive flop. If GTA SP had all the wacky stuff it would be way worse, and if VI goes the Saint's Row route there's no chance I'll be purchasing it.

[Happy Hunter]

I didn't see anybody moaning about no cars that interested them in the last dripfeed. There were Offroaders, muscles, sports, supers.... nice diverse mix of car breeds instead of the usual Super Spam! That's how it should be

To be honest I don't think I bought any. But that didn't matter since I had the Akula, Avenger, etc. to bribe me.

[kenmy13999]

 

 

honestly if I get marked as a troll I really don't care...but I am rock solid on something coming out on the 6th information wise...especially since R* is keeping this DLC tight lipped...that tells me something huge is coming that nobody will expect to see

Don't be rock solid on 6th. It's a tuesday

smugglers run was announced on 24.8 thursday

doomsday heist was announced on 7.12 again a thursday

So if we're getting new information it's gonna be on 8th not 6th

 

ik...but I'm still going to be rock solid for the 6th to get either information or something elseHope you're ready to loose your account here if you're wrong, that's what happened to people pretending to have some inside information in the past at least..

[AUScowboy]

This isn't a thread about what GTA is or isn't FFS...It's THE NEXT DLC THREAD. Enough pedantic semantics, half of you are obviously talking out of your asses anyways. If you insist on ass speaking, at least bloviate about the next DLC, even Bebay is capable of that much... and bless them for at that.

 

I'd be down for IGG3, DH creator update/"INAH2" leftovers, or even a mini Bikers 2 or even Boats and Hoes or whatever it will be called. As long as it has good cars I'm in.

Edited March 2, 2018 by AUScowboy