Next DLC Speculation Thread (Part 3)

[Hybrid_Punk]

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Nothing new really lol

[111HarBinGer111]

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The potential of leaks tends to do that.

[Mach1bud]

This thread got semi-derailed in the matter of a few hours.

 

Enjoy it while it lasts.

[SCORE_PR0]

I'm not really enjoying too much but ok.

[Sunny_D]

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i think we just ran out of sh*t to talk about gun running since we've speculated the living hell out of it already.

[ParsoOnFire]

hey guys, hows the thread go-

 

oh

 

 

oh no

 

 

*leaves*

[dazzathomas09]

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I'm feeling semi aroused... by this fruitful English...there are no brakes on the banter bus my friend.

[Kirsty]

What the alas did do thou just f*cking declare about me, thou dram brach? I’ll hast thou wot I graduated top of mine class in Banning Forum Members 101, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on fake leaks and I hast ov'r 300 confirmed banned members. I am did train in locking topics and I’m the top sniper in the entire GTAForums staff cap-a-pe forces. Thou art nothing to me but just another target. I wilt wipe thou the alas out with precision the likes of which hath nev'r been seen 'ere on this Earth, mark mine f*cking words. Thou bethink thou can receiveth aroint with declaring yond did sh*t to me ov'r the Internet? Bethink again, f*cker. As we speaketh I am contacting mine secret network of spies across the USA and thy IP is being traced right anon so thou better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm yond wipes out the pathetic dram thing thou clepe thy life. Thou’re f*cking dead, peat. I can beest anywhere, anytime, and I can killeth thou in ov'r seven hundred ways, and yond’s just with mine bare hands. Not only am I extensively did train in unarmed combat, but I hast access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I wilt did lie-to 't to its full extent to wipe thy miserable rampallian off the visage of the continent, thou dram did sh*t. If 't be true only thou couldst hast known what unholy retribution thy dram “clever” comment wast about to endue down upon thou, haply thou would hast did hold thy f*cking tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and anon thou’re paying the price, thou goddamn blinking clotpole. I wilt did sh*t fury all ov'r thou and thou wilt drown in 't. Thou’re f*cking dead, kiddo.

[SCORE_PR0]

Theres brakes on the hype train because I don't think its still a-chuggin

[Professional Amateur]

hey guys, hows the thread go-

 

oh

 

 

oh no

 

 

*leaves*

Not so fast boy.

 

Here, have a seat and bask in the Shakespearean beauty of this thread.

[XCJ655X]

Think we scared our "leaker" away

[RetroStyle]

 

This thread got semi-derailed in the matter of a few hours.

Nothing new really lol

 

Just a typical saturday lol. Im actually suprised we havent had more fake leaks tbh.

[Cavot]

Navy seal copy pasta in Shakespeare form? What a time to be alive.

[Buddy5466]

What the alas did do thou just f*cking declare about me, thou dram brach? I’ll hast thou wot I graduated top of mine class in Banning Forum Members 101, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on fake leaks and I hast ov'r 300 confirmed banned members. I am did train in locking topics and I’m the top sniper in the entire GTAForums staff cap-a-pe forces. Thou art nothing to me but just another target. I wilt wipe thou the alas out with precision the likes of which hath nev'r been seen 'ere on this Earth, mark mine f*cking words. Thou bethink thou can receiveth aroint with declaring yond did sh*t to me ov'r the Internet? Bethink again, f*cker. As we speaketh I am contacting mine secret network of spies across the USA and thy IP is being traced right anon so thou better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm yond wipes out the pathetic dram thing thou clepe thy life. Thou’re f*cking dead, peat. I can beest anywhere, anytime, and I can killeth thou in ov'r seven hundred ways, and yond’s just with mine bare hands. Not only am I extensively did train in unarmed combat, but I hast access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I wilt did lie-to 't to its full extent to wipe thy miserable rampallian off the visage of the continent, thou dram did sh*t. If 't be true only thou couldst hast known what unholy retribution thy dram “clever” comment wast about to endue down upon thou, haply thou would hast did hold thy f*cking tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and anon thou’re paying the price, thou goddamn blinking clotpole. I wilt did sh*t fury all ov'r thou and thou wilt drown in 't. Thou’re f*cking dead, kiddo.

This is the single handedly best thing I've ever read in my life. Bravo, Kirsty.

[SCORE_PR0]

 

 

This thread got semi-derailed in the matter of a few hours.

Nothing new really lol

 

Just a typical saturday lol. Im actually suprised we havent had more fake leaks tbh.

 

Why don't you look at the last few pages.

[Spider-Vice]

They should just release it even later so this thread becomes full on sh*tpost memeland and implodes upon itself with "leaks".

[dazzathomas09]

Think we scared our "leaker" away

He had to go pee... hence the leak, id imagine?

[Professional Amateur]

 

 

What the alas did do thou just f*cking declare about me, thou dram brach? I’ll hast thou wot I graduated top of mine class in Banning Forum Members 101, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on fake leaks and I hast ov'r 300 confirmed banned members. I am did train in locking topics and I’m the top sniper in the entire GTAForums staff cap-a-pe forces. Thou art nothing to me but just another target. I wilt wipe thou the alas out with precision the likes of which hath nev'r been seen 'ere on this Earth, mark mine f*cking words. Thou bethink thou can receiveth aroint with declaring yond did sh*t to me ov'r the Internet? Bethink again, f*cker. As we speaketh I am contacting mine secret network of spies across the USA and thy IP is being traced right anon so thou better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm yond wipes out the pathetic dram thing thou clepe thy life. Thou’re f*cking dead, peat. I can beest anywhere, anytime, and I can killeth thou in ov'r seven hundred ways, and yond’s just with mine bare hands. Not only am I extensively did train in unarmed combat, but I hast access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I wilt did lie-to 't to its full extent to wipe thy miserable rampallian off the visage of the continent, thou dram did sh*t. If 't be true only thou couldst hast known what unholy retribution thy dram “clever” comment wast about to endue down upon thou, haply thou would hast did hold thy f*cking tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and anon thou’re paying the price, thou goddamn blinking clotpole. I wilt did sh*t fury all ov'r thou and thou wilt drown in 't. Thou’re f*cking dead, kiddo.

What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighbourhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

 

 

[Cavot]

If anything, the sh*t posting helps ease some of the tension surrounding the release dates and debate. I consider this more of a cool off period. God help the admin that has to clean all this sh*t up if they end up deciding to clean the thread

[XCJ655X]

 

Think we scared our "leaker" away

He had to go pee... hence the leak, id imagine?

 

Leaker taking a leak while leaking leaks

[dazzathomas09]

They should just release it even later so this thread becomes full on sh*tpost memeland and implodes upon itself with "leaks".

In the name of the father the son and the holy covfefe, amen!

 

Memes have ended, you can go in peace.

[Kirsty]

They should just release it even later so this thread becomes full on sh*tpost memeland and implodes upon itself with "leaks".

 

[Dust]

Thats one sharp ban stick...

Yeah dude and she's gonna slap you in about a minute xD

[Hybrid_Punk]

If anything, the sh*t posting helps ease some of the tension surrounding the release dates and debate. I consider this more of a cool off period. God help the admin that has to clean all this sh*t up if they end up deciding to clean the thread

This is probably the best thing to happen to the thread in awhile. I'll be sad if it does get cleaned up tbh.

[IceDree]

 

 

What the alas did do thou just f*cking declare about me, thou dram brach? Ill hast thou wot I graduated top of mine class in Banning Forum Members 101, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on fake leaks and I hast ov'r 300 confirmed banned members. I am did train in locking topics and Im the top sniper in the entire GTAForums staff cap-a-pe forces. Thou art nothing to me but just another target. I wilt wipe thou the alas out with precision the likes of which hath nev'r been seen 'ere on this Earth, mark mine f*cking words. Thou bethink thou can receiveth aroint with declaring yond did sh*t to me ov'r the Internet? Bethink again, f*cker. As we speaketh I am contacting mine secret network of spies across the USA and thy IP is being traced right anon so thou better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm yond wipes out the pathetic dram thing thou clepe thy life. Thoure f*cking dead, peat. I can beest anywhere, anytime, and I can killeth thou in ov'r seven hundred ways, and yonds just with mine bare hands. Not only am I extensively did train in unarmed combat, but I hast access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I wilt did lie-to 't to its full extent to wipe thy miserable rampallian off the visage of the continent, thou dram did sh*t. If 't be true only thou couldst hast known what unholy retribution thy dram clever comment wast about to endue down upon thou, haply thou would hast did hold thy f*cking tongue. But thou couldnt, thou didnt, and anon thoure paying the price, thou goddamn blinking clotpole. I wilt did sh*t fury all ov'r thou and thou wilt drown in 't. Thoure f*cking dead, kiddo.

 

*slow clap*

 

[FrozenDanCicle]

I haveth enjoyed this glut of guffaw worthy posts. Once in awhile such deeds be needed to purge the pressure that doth build from speculation.

 

Thank you all for the laughs.

[Happy Hunter]

Must I, hereforth, gently thrust mine missile up your lower crevice - causing torment most un-arousing, most dis-pleasurable; that you should then scream the name of our theistic entity, known as Hunter?

[Zello]

Resisting urge to create fake leak

[dazzathomas09]

 

If anything, the sh*t posting helps ease some of the tension surrounding the release dates and debate. I consider this more of a cool off period. God help the admin that has to clean all this sh*t up if they end up deciding to clean the thread

This is probably the best thing to happen to the thread in awhile. I'll be sad if it does get cleaned up tbh.

 

It's just a dry spell, some people just need to take the crabs out of their panties. Enjoy whilst it lasts.

[Cavot]

Kirsty, what does thou ban stick look like?