Next DLC Speculation Thread (Part 2)

[CarimboHanky]

Any good speculation on the "Size"? More like I/E, Bikers? Or more like: Some cars n stuff?

its gonna be the biggest valentine update since the original valentines massacre update of 2014!

 

 

Unless they finally patch the straffing for all weapons in the sniper slot.

but there is nothing to patch there!

 

straffing/moving while zoomed is a feature added with the heist update, is not something that happens as result of a glitch/bug.

[No Homing]

 

14th of what?

Are you that slow?

 

 

Hey look everyone, a new member! How lovely!

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

 

Any good speculation on the "Size"? More like I/E, Bikers? Or more like: Some cars n stuff?

its gonna be the biggest valentine update since the original valentines massacre update of 2014!

 

 

Unless they finally patch the straffing for all weapons in the sniper slot.

but there is nothing to patch there!

 

straffing/moving while zoomed is a feature added with the heist update, is not something that happens as result of a glitch/bug.

 

Patch might indeed be a bad word....change is a better one.

Really, if they would turn back a few of the bad ideas they had that would be great.

And yes, i consider the idea of sniper straffing one of the worst ideas ever....which is saying a lot.

[⁣V⁣]

 

 

 

 

I still need a cane to beat people with...I mean walk with.

Jesus Mach, you're not THAT old

 

Fun Fact: In Denmark, old people are allowed to use their cane as a weapon in self-defense!

 

You are right, I'm older. I would prefer a wheelchair with machine guns. Explosive rounds.

 

regular version

 

 

 

bennys version

 

 

 

damn why did i search this?!! now i want one!!!!!

 

 

 

(can we run this joke into the ground some more)

2 player Co-op? One pushes you (while tapping A/X like a madman) while the other shoots.

 

also

Can we get a Hot Coffee mod for Valentine's Day?

Edited February 8, 2017 by --V--

[Mach1bud]

 

 

 

 

 

I still need a cane to beat people with...I mean walk with.

Jesus Mach, you're not THAT old

 

Fun Fact: In Denmark, old people are allowed to use their cane as a weapon in self-defense!

You are right, I'm older. I would prefer a wheelchair with machine guns. Explosive rounds.

regular version

 

 

 

bennys version

 

 

 

damn why did i search this?!! now i want one!!!!!

 

 

(can we run this joke into the ground some more)

2 player Co-op? One pushes you (while tapping A/X like a madman) while the other shoots.

 

also

Can we get a Hot Coffee mod for Valentine's Day?

Wheelchair Stunt GTA races.

 

Yes.

[KreatiivFox]

 

 

14th of what?

Are you that slow?

 

 

Hey look everyone, a new member! How lovely!

 

[Alvarez]

Hah, Hot Coffee, good luck with that.

I can see new lingerie variations on the 14th though. Maybe some kinky latex wear.

Kinky chrome latex wear too for the extra pervy people.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Rockstar doing something edgy in online....i know they are supposed to be great at building controversial games and all but ehm...

Let's say i have the feeling i doubt hot coffee GTAO will ever happen.

 

reason being certain decisions like the profanity filter and the strippers in online not being topless.

 

Probably because of a certain group of people who's balls have not dropped and who's pussies still have to bleed for the first time.

[Voit Turyv]

Hah, Hot Coffee, good luck with that.

I can see new lingerie variations on the 14th though. Maybe some kinky latex wear.

Kinky chrome latex wear too for the extra pervy people.

inb4 REXX and his catsuits

[MusicMan05]

Hah, Hot Coffee, good luck with that.

I can see new lingerie variations on the 14th though. Maybe some kinky latex wear.

Kinky chrome latex wear too for the extra pervy people.

Rockstar trolls the community by adding Hot Coffee in the Be My Valentine 2017 Special update... as cup of hot coffee that temporarily replaces the kale juice.

[⁣V⁣]

No, I mean Hot Coffee as a Starbucks cup in the inventory that fills up the heath bar to max. Maybe add a "Drink Coffee" in the action menu.

So I won't have to beg my secretary for EgoChasers everytime.

 

Also, add a strapon to my female character so the hooker visits make more sense.

[AUScowboy]

If there is a vehicle i hope it's something decent..

[Mach1bud]

If there is a vehicle i hope it's something decent..

 

Valentines Day = Love Day

 

I would love this car.

 

Therefore we should get it.

 

#MachLogic

Edited February 8, 2017 by Mach1bud

[Nyamber]

If there is a vehicle i hope it's something decent..

Like a certain attack chopper.

[MusicMan05]

If there is a vehicle i hope it's something decent..

Nah, it'll be something indecent for Valentine's Day...

 

Oh! A custom Pegasus fire truck that sprays Hot Coffee!... And they could add the Fire Extinguisher as a weapon to "cool things off when things get too romantically heated."

[SHADOW OPS]

If there is a vehicle i hope it's something decent..

A T20 with vip ruiner missiles to make blowing up aircraft even easier.

[symphonight]

 

Stun Gun and/or Railgun. I'll be more than happy to get either or both of these online in a future update.

If they add the Railgun, they need to remove it's auto-aim ability and increase recharge time.

 

Also people, don't forget that GTA TBoGT multiplayer had an explosive auto-shotgun AND sniper!

 

Only difference is that in this game, you have to go find the weapons and loose it after your death.But in this game you'll stay with your explosive ammo overtime (with I'm okay with btw.. we could have some explosive and flammable ammo in solo with a cheat code. so it could be cool to may have some of thoses ammo for certain weapons in a limited way (fire for shotgun, explosive for sniper, etc.) with some limitation (one loader of explosive and maybe two or three for the flammables) and you have to go to ammunation to buy them and equip your gun with.

 

Cool be cool, stun gun could be cool but must have a longer cool down before reshoot. and railgun could be perfect for the jet griefer hahaha

[Nyamber]

 

If there is a vehicle i hope it's something decent..

A T20 with vip ruiner missiles to make blowing up aircraft even easier.

 

Where did the helicopter touch you?

[Cavot]

Wonder if they will stick with the old fashioned theme for Valentines day.

[symphonight]

Some 20s to 50s car/weapons/outfit could be cool yes

[4eyedcoupe]

Rockstar doing something edgy in online....i know they are supposed to be great at building controversial games and all but ehm...

Let's say i have the feeling i doubt hot coffee GTAO will ever happen.

 

reason being certain decisions like the profanity filter and the strippers in online not being topless.

 

Probably because of a certain group of people who's balls have not dropped and who's pussies still have to bleed for the first time.

 

I'm on PS4, and IIRC, the strippers ARE topless.

[Mach1bud]

 

Rockstar doing something edgy in online....i know they are supposed to be great at building controversial games and all but ehm...

Let's say i have the feeling i doubt hot coffee GTAO will ever happen.

 

reason being certain decisions like the profanity filter and the strippers in online not being topless.

 

Probably because of a certain group of people who's balls have not dropped and who's pussies still have to bleed for the first time.

I'm on PS4, and IIRC, the strippers ARE topless.

They are indeed. It was actually a feature they even made patch notes about it lol.

[éX-Driver]

Hah, Hot Coffee, good luck with that.

I can see new lingerie variations on the 14th though. Maybe some kinky latex wear.

Kinky chrome latex wear too for the extra pervy people.

Well they already have the bumf*ck animation from single player. And on the last gen days there were modders that would activate it on your character making it so you couldn't move.

 

All it would take is to put it as an option in player's bedrooms when there's another player in there with them. Hell, they could also use the prostitute animations the same way.

[Malibu Club]

 

Any good speculation on the "Size"? More like I/E, Bikers? Or more like: Some cars n stuff?

its gonna be the biggest valentine update since the original valentines massacre update of 2014!

 

 

Unless they finally patch the straffing for all weapons in the sniper slot.

but there is nothing to patch there!

 

straffing/moving while zoomed is a feature added with the heist update, is not something that happens as result of a glitch/bug.

 

They could take it back out like they did with pure black window tint.

[GrizzJack]

oh man, it's gonna be a shame if they try to do something like Hot Coffee, this isn't second life game. Well, if they do, give each player who got recently "steamed out" 10 mins of BST effect, so the whole San Andreas will be overrun by nymphos.

[Cavot]

Hot Coffee will likely never happen in any GTA. Most stores that sell games refuse to see anything with a rated A 18+ rating. Which is why GTA:SA was pulled off of shelves back when the Hot Coffee mini-game was found in the game files and the games rating was raised from rated M 17+ to A 18+.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

 

Rockstar doing something edgy in online....i know they are supposed to be great at building controversial games and all but ehm...

Let's say i have the feeling i doubt hot coffee GTAO will ever happen.

 

reason being certain decisions like the profanity filter and the strippers in online not being topless.

 

Probably because of a certain group of people who's balls have not dropped and who's pussies still have to bleed for the first time.

 

I'm on PS4, and IIRC, the strippers ARE topless.

 

Hmmm, thought that was only SP, but to be fair whenever i end up there i just start killing all strippers i see.

 

But yea, there is still the profanity filter....total waste of space

[Malibu Club]

If there is a vehicle i hope it's something decent..

Gatsbymobile. Also, if anyone could tell me what the Gatsbymobile was that'd be great.

Edited February 8, 2017 by Daedalheidis

[Cavot]

Would be nice to see the Hermes make a return.

[CarimboHanky]

They could take it back out like they did with pure black window tint.

pure black was only removed from newgen probably because of the first person mode, plus thats not a game changing thing, on the other hand straffin/move while zoomed was a real game changer.