DJToni 147 Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 Leavis: I think you should leave sir before I call the police. Johnny: I think you should leave sir, before I- Dude, it is the 21st century. Lemme tell you something, you've got a job wiping rich pricks' asses and for some reason you seem a little pleased with yourself! Algonquin Assassin, The Time Ranger, Niobium and 1 other 4 Link to post Share on other sites
MihajloS 142 Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 (edited) Where's Barbara with big titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum??? - Niko Belić Edited April 21, 2020 by MihajloS Pingley, Niobium and Algonquin Assassin 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Niobium 11,804 Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 it's luis mane KGBeast 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Americana 6,100 Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 (edited) This isn't really a real quote, but as I was walking down the walkway with Michelle and entered Memory Lanes the conversation was interrupted. "...Oh, the Midwest. You probably know more people here than me." (We enter Memory Lanes) "Here we are, this will be fun. Let's play a few frames." and Niko said "More assholes maybe." Sounded as if Niko wanted to play with some assholes. Edited April 22, 2020 by Americana Algonquin Assassin, ROCKSTAR MANIC and Niobium 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites
yurmad 60 Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 (edited) "YELLOWWW CARRR!" "MISTER MANNN!" Edited April 24, 2020 by yurmad Niobium and Algonquin Assassin 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Niobium 11,804 Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 45 minutes ago, yurmad said: "YELLOWWW CARRR!" "MISTER MANNN!" "AAAAAAAAAAGH." iiCriminnaaL, yurmad, Algonquin Assassin and 2 others 4 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Niobium 11,804 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 "brian, shut up." iiCriminnaaL 1 Link to post Share on other sites
MihajloS 142 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 (edited) You were the stupid one Vlady boy! - Niko Belić. Edited May 29, 2020 by MihajloS Link to post Share on other sites
billiejoearmstrong8 5,843 Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 This exchange, mostly because of Niko's delivery and the best laugh of all time: Niko: You wanna know something funny? Pegorino: Not really Niko: The commission - the old families - I know some of those guys. And they...thought you...were a fat. f*cking. joke. Pegorino: Whatever Niko: A joke! Huh-hahahahahahahahahahahah *bang* santosvagos and JaeDan 101 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Leoniponi 0 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 ‘You didn’t change the game, the game changed you’ -Niko Link to post Share on other sites
D T 3,377 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 "You know Roman, I've already committed grand theft auto four times since coming to Liberty City." - Niko Bellic in Uncle Vlad Link to post Share on other sites
JaeDan 101 640 Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 N I K O L E T ' S G O B O W L I N G ! Link to post Share on other sites
Nikobu02Gamer 1 Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 (edited) I just love when Niko is pissed and fights people: "I'LL CUT OFF YOUR F*CKING HEAD!", "I'll rip your heart out!", "COME ONNN, TEST ME! TEST ME!". He has the best written dialogue for all situations in GTA for me, 2nd spot being taken by CJ. Edited April 5 by Nikobu02Gamer Poor Grammar billiejoearmstrong8 1 Link to post Share on other sites
gangass 0 Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 Dubai Africa America whats the matter? We cant change rules of the game nico bellic we can play the game but we cant change the rules Or Smth like dat Link to post Share on other sites
JaeDan 101 640 Posted Sunday at 03:24 PM Share Posted Sunday at 03:24 PM (edited) Gerald: Come in! (Niko comes in) Gerald: You want beer? Niko: No thank you Gerald: Oh, I agree... let's have whiskey instead! Edited Sunday at 03:25 PM by JaeDan 101 Link to post Share on other sites