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Leavis: I think you should leave sir before I call the police.

Johnny: I think you should leave sir, before I- Dude, it is the 21st century. Lemme tell you something, you've got a job wiping rich pricks' asses and for some reason you seem a little pleased with yourself!

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Where's Barbara with big titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum??? - Niko Belić

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This isn't really a real quote, but as I was walking down the walkway with Michelle and entered Memory Lanes the conversation was interrupted. 


"...Oh, the Midwest. You probably know more people here than me." (We enter Memory Lanes) "Here we are, this will be fun. Let's play a few frames." and Niko said "More assholes maybe."


Sounded as if Niko wanted to play with some assholes.





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This exchange, mostly because of Niko's delivery and the best laugh of all time:


Niko: You wanna know something funny?

Pegorino: Not really

Niko: The commission - the old families - I know some of those guys. And they...thought you...were a fat. f*cking. joke.

Pegorino: Whatever

Niko: A joke! Huh-hahahahahahahahahahahah *bang*

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I just love when Niko is pissed and fights people: "I'LL CUT OFF YOUR F*CKING HEAD!", "I'll rip your heart out!", "COME ONNN, TEST ME! TEST ME!". He has the best written dialogue for all situations in GTA for me, 2nd spot being taken by CJ.

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Dubai Africa America whats the matter? 

We cant change rules of the game nico bellic
we can play the game but we cant change the rules
Or Smth like dat

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Gerald: Come in!

(Niko comes in)

Gerald: You want beer?

Niko: No thank you

Gerald: Oh, I agree... let's have whiskey instead!

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