RtRick 162 Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 (edited) ''You have been a bad boy Mr Balkan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) '' Edited March 25, 2020 by RtRick . 3 3 Link to post Share on other sites
HisNameIsMilad 174 Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 48 minutes ago, RtRick said: ''You have been a bad boy Mr Balkan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) '' And the boss is NOT Happy xD 1 Link to post Share on other sites
billiejoearmstrong8 5,148 Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, RtRick said: ''You have been a bad boy Mr Balkan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) '' 59 minutes ago, HisNameIsMilad said: And the boss is NOT Happy xD Oh no 😆 I sh*t my pants Edited March 25, 2020 by billiejoearmstrong8 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Jeansowaty 6,036 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 8 hours ago, billiejoearmstrong8 said: Oh no 😆 I sh*t my pants Not yet, but you will. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Niobium 11,440 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 billy: yummy. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
RtRick 162 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 "Hey, my youth. Some boy dem, dey pon de corner an' ting, an... de boy dem sell some tings and ting, an... I gwa'an, an' I say... oh, dem nah wan' gimme my money an ting. An'... every corner my corner an... I want my money an' ting, ya know? Ah no see dat! Go, go, ya know, me wan' deal with de case proper. Ya nah see it?" - Real Badman (2008) 7 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Fruntmann212 20 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 "GET MY BIKE" Billy Grey 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Nappy 1,364 Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Domination, that’s it.........domination... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Niobium 11,440 Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 i always get a crack out of the protagonists driving a car and hitting a pedestrian or other car "i'm sorry, i'm a bad driver!" "suicidal asshole!" "you crashed into me, good for you!" "my car! i should be suing you!" "what is it with this town and sh*t driving" "i think your country calls that, 'collateral damage'" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
DJToni 145 Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 Ray: ...let's just call it a conflict of interests. Johnny: Well I imagine that happens quite often with you, Ray. Ray: Oh yeah? You don't like me too much, do you? Johnny: Does anyone like you too much? Ray: I'll tell you what. You go do this job go get yourself some real money, you can buy yourself some real friends. Johnny: Yeah...I should do that. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Vice4Life 12 Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 (edited) I'LL CUT OFF YOUR F*CKING HEAD, Niko Bellic Now that's, Next level of being a badass Edited April 13, 2020 by Vice4Life 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Niobium 11,440 Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 "checkmate, dude." 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 39 minutes ago, Niobium said: "checkmate, dude." 'What? You waiting for a speech or something?' Man f*ck Billy, hated his guts Another one from him- 'I ain't attached to drugs, they're attached to me' Link to post Share on other sites
Algonquin Assassin 49,639 Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Brucie: Niko! One second... Forty. Why didn't you tell me it was Niko? Why? Man, women. Man. Women. Yeah! Man, I'm ready for you, Nicky, I'm ready. I'm ready for f*cking anything. Ah, motherf*ckers... Niko: Are you alright? You seem a little tense. Brucie: Yeah! Sorry. I'm just juicing, makes me a little... pent up. Niko: Juicing? Brucie: Yeah. Bull shark testosterone, amigo. Ordered online from Chile. Makes you feel really... male. Niko: Be careful, man. I heard that stuff does funny things to your balls. Brucie: Hey. Do I look like I got funny balls to you. Niko: I haven't considered it. You sent me a message. What do you want? And people say GTA IV takes itself too "seriously". 4 Link to post Share on other sites
billiejoearmstrong8 5,148 Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 (edited) On 4/13/2020 at 5:07 AM, Vice4Life said: I'LL CUT OFF YOUR F*CKING HEAD, Niko Bellic Now that's, Next level of being a badass I'LL RIIIIP YOUR F*CKINGK HEART OUT Edited April 14, 2020 by billiejoearmstrong8 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Xiled 7,946 Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Angus: Hey. We had fun here. Johnny: Yeah, we did. But it's over. Terry: Yeah is it. How the f*ck did that happen? Angus: You know how it happens, it's that f*cked up part of people which means good is never good enough. I mean it wasn't enough we had to be drug dealers, we also had to be outlaws, to be maniacs, to be psychos and to be greedy. You know... Terry: That combination of greed and f*cked up stupidity that works well in the government, not so good if you're a f*cking crook. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Algonquin Assassin 49,639 Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 4 hours ago, billiejoearmstrong8 said: I'LL RIIIIP YOUR F*CKINGK HEART OUT Niko's battle cries are amazing. It's quite a cool contrast to how in some cutscenes he appears calm and composed, but put a gun in his hand, get some adrenaline pumping and he's almost like a different person. I also like the "TEST ME, TEST ME" one too. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
JetNormalGuy 288 Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 "FACKEN TERRORISTS!!" I knew it would be a great game as soon as I heard Roman say this in the beginning of the game. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
HisNameIsMilad 174 Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 (edited) 7 hours ago, SonOfLiberty said: Brucie: Niko! One second... Forty. Why didn't you tell me it was Niko? Why? Man, women. Man. Women. Yeah! Man, I'm ready for you, Nicky, I'm ready. I'm ready for f*cking anything. Ah, motherf*ckers... Niko: Are you alright? You seem a little tense. Brucie: Yeah! Sorry. I'm just juicing, makes me a little... pent up. Niko: Juicing? Brucie: Yeah. Bull shark testosterone, amigo. Ordered online from Chile. Makes you feel really... male. Niko: Be careful, man. I heard that stuff does funny things to your balls. Brucie: Hey. Do I look like I got funny balls to you. Niko: I haven't considered it. You sent me a message. What do you want? And people say GTA IV takes itself too "seriously". Agreed and what I found to add even more laughter is if you listen closely to how he counts he’s missing numbers too!hahah like the cutscene starts him counting THIRTY TWO THRITY THREE THIRTY “FIVE” theres someone here to see you I’m working out! THIRTY SIX THIRTY SEVEN THIRTY EIGHT hey Brucie Niko one second FORTY! 😂 Edited April 14, 2020 by HisNameIsMilad 3 Link to post Share on other sites
DJToni 145 Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 ULP: Yes, and my wife had better stop sleeping with that tennis coach, or... I'm joking. Niko: I'm sure your wife doesn't need to sleep around. ULP: ... Niko: Oh, I'm joking. I'm sure she does! 😂 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Eugene H. Krabs 2,535 Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 This exchange between Ray and Johnny: "Who do you think you're bullsh*tting?!" "A bullsh*tter!" 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Niobium 11,440 Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 (edited) 8 hours ago, SonOfLiberty said: Niko's battle cries are amazing. It's quite a cool contrast to how in some cutscenes he appears calm and composed, but put a gun in his hand, get some adrenaline pumping and he's almost like a different person. I also like the "TEST ME, TEST ME" one too. battle cries are the best gameplay dialogue they added to the GTA series. before, the character would just say "oh look i got a gun", but now the character actually screams battle cries which adds intensity to gunfights. here are some of my favorites "mrrrrAAAAAAH" "YOU'RE GOING TO DIE FRIEND" "PUSH ME, PUSH ME" "HAVING FUN?" "ENJOYING YOURSELF?" "HAVING A GOOD DAY?" "GOD BLESS THIS CITY!" "last will and testament f*ckers. TIME TO FU*KING DIE!" "my back's against the wall!" "DIE MOTHERFU*KER DIEEEEEEEEEEE fu*king die!" "FU*K YOU! FU*K YOU! FU*K YOU, FU*K YOU, FU*K YOU!" "bring it here! BRING IT HERE MOTHERFU*KERS" "YOU'RE TIME IS FU*KIN' UP" "YOU CAN'T STOP ME!" "fu*k you! i said, FU*K YOU!" "STOP ME THEN!" "YOU AIN'T SH*T!" "it's me or you bro! ME, OR YOU!" Edited April 14, 2020 by Niobium 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Niobium 11,440 Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 i love how much of a smartass niko is at times. "big mouth prick" "i see anyone i don't know you" "hahaha yes, and for an annoying deek, you really are an annoying deek" "you won't be seeing your boyfriend ivan no more. awww, are you going to miss him?" "oh no, i sh*t my pants" "ok, your dad, likes it up the ass. what do you want me to say, huh" 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Algonquin Assassin 49,639 Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 17 hours ago, HisNameIsMilad said: Agreed and what I found to add even more laughter is if you listen closely to how he counts he’s missing numbers too!hahah like the cutscene starts him counting THIRTY TWO THRITY THREE THIRTY “FIVE” theres someone here to see you I’m working out! THIRTY SIX THIRTY SEVEN THIRTY EIGHT hey Brucie Niko one second FORTY! 😂 I really think what makes this scene so hilarious is how obviously raged up Brucie is from pumping the roids. When reading the text I can hear Brucie's agitation in my head lol. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ahmedmfroezspeed 276 Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 "so this... is what the dream feels like..." i wonder why people didn't take this as a meme and took Big Smoke's " all we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ" as a meme... Link to post Share on other sites
Nappy 1,364 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 I'm glad they didn't. ""Ahh, he told me about you. You're Niko, right? The hotshot lady's man cruising around the Mediterranean, breaking hearts and making millions?"" This is probably the best quote in the game. Link to post Share on other sites
Niobium 11,440 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 when luis falls off a building "CONYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" 2 Link to post Share on other sites
MihajloS 141 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 AHM: 1 Link to post Share on other sites
MyNameIsNotImportantBro 848 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 12 hours ago, Payne said: I'm glad they didn't. ""Ahh, he told me about you. You're Niko, right? The hotshot lady's man cruising around the Mediterranean, breaking hearts and making millions?"" This is probably the best quote in the game. But I sold a yacht for this cab 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Americana 4,180 Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 I've recently stared a new game of Grand Theft Auto IV and I've decided to go on a date with Michelle instead of helping Roman and I couldn't stop laughing when Niko said: "...my breath does not smell of titty" - mostly, because the delivery of the line was very funny. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
