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universetwisters

Thirty six flavors of titty

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Payne

“I WOULDN’T DO THAT!”

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Ivellios

Very emotional and funny-sounding Polish sentence "CO TO KURRRWA JEST" (WHATDA FFFF*CK IS THAT) by some female pedestrian.

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billiejoearmstrong8

There's this one Russian ped who describes all the things he'll do to your different body parts:

"I will rip your arms and beat you with them"

"I will shove your shins up your ass"

"I will tie you up with your tongue"

"You will be walking on your groin"

"I will tie your ears behind your head"

"I will make you eat your own eyes for this"

"I will turn your nose upside down"

"I will put my hand in his mouth and push out his eyeballs from behind"

"I am going to break all your fingers"

"I'll rip your hands off"

"I will ram that f***ing horn down your throat" 

"I'll cut your nose off for this"

"Do you want me to crush your balls"

"Move or I'll rip your heart out"

 

I always seem to be fighting him, he's the best lol. Also heard another couple of gems from Russians the other day: "F*** yourself with a dirty broom" and "You drive like a circus bear you f***ing idiot"

 

Gang dialogue in this game is so good, Russian gang members being my favourite. I listen to these videos for fun:

 

 

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xsweetbellic

“The thing is... you know Jesus? He did some crazy sh*t, too. I mean, everyone does. He killed people. He killed that John the Baptist cat. He did what he had to.”

 

Playboy’s ignorance seriously cracks me up.

 

Also:
 

”Niko: Where did you get out from?

Dwayne: Preschool.”

 

The fact that this is one of the few moments where Niko genuinely laughs at a joke make this one of my favorite moments, lol.

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Marsi4eg

"Зачем нужно жрать капусту, если есть картошка?" - Vlad (was said in original language ingame)

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billiejoearmstrong8
9 hours ago, Marsi4eg said:

"Зачем нужно жрать капусту, если есть картошка?" - Vlad (was said in original language ingame)

Before I went to google translate I already knew what quote it would be :lol: 

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Damien Scott

There's a very interesting conversation between Niko and Kiki Jenkins:

 

Niko: ''I'm a criminal and a murderer. I arrived in your country and fell in with a bad crowd. What rights do I have?''

Kiki: ''I'm so sorry! Our society let you down! My country failed you!''

Niko: ''I think I failed your country! As I see it, I have chosen to live life outside the law. Rights mean nothing to me now.''

 

Niko acknowledges he has chosen the criminal lifestyle and he knows the consequences of his acts.

 

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Payne

Johnny: (Orders a burger)

Clay: Fuuck i got some serious heat!

Cleaner lady: Wtf is goin on?!

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