universetwisters 33,103 Posted February 1 Thirty six flavors of titty Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nappy 1,358 Posted February 2 “I WOULDN’T DO THAT!” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ivellios 46 Posted February 4 Very emotional and funny-sounding Polish sentence "CO TO KURRRWA JEST" (WHATDA FFFF*CK IS THAT) by some female pedestrian. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billiejoearmstrong8 4,393 Posted February 4 There's this one Russian ped who describes all the things he'll do to your different body parts: "I will rip your arms and beat you with them" "I will shove your shins up your ass" "I will tie you up with your tongue" "You will be walking on your groin" "I will tie your ears behind your head" "I will make you eat your own eyes for this" "I will turn your nose upside down" "I will put my hand in his mouth and push out his eyeballs from behind" "I am going to break all your fingers" "I'll rip your hands off" "I will ram that f***ing horn down your throat" "I'll cut your nose off for this" "Do you want me to crush your balls" "Move or I'll rip your heart out" I always seem to be fighting him, he's the best lol. Also heard another couple of gems from Russians the other day: "F*** yourself with a dirty broom" and "You drive like a circus bear you f***ing idiot" Gang dialogue in this game is so good, Russian gang members being my favourite. I listen to these videos for fun: 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xsweetbellic 1 Posted February 5 “The thing is... you know Jesus? He did some crazy sh*t, too. I mean, everyone does. He killed people. He killed that John the Baptist cat. He did what he had to.” Playboy’s ignorance seriously cracks me up. Also: ”Niko: Where did you get out from? Dwayne: Preschool.” The fact that this is one of the few moments where Niko genuinely laughs at a joke make this one of my favorite moments, lol. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marsi4eg 380 Posted February 6 "Зачем нужно жрать капусту, если есть картошка?" - Vlad (was said in original language ingame) 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billiejoearmstrong8 4,393 Posted February 6 (edited) 9 hours ago, Marsi4eg said: "Зачем нужно жрать капусту, если есть картошка?" - Vlad (was said in original language ingame) Before I went to google translate I already knew what quote it would be Edited February 6 by billiejoearmstrong8 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damien Scott 716 Posted February 6 There's a very interesting conversation between Niko and Kiki Jenkins: Niko: ''I'm a criminal and a murderer. I arrived in your country and fell in with a bad crowd. What rights do I have?'' Kiki: ''I'm so sorry! Our society let you down! My country failed you!'' Niko: ''I think I failed your country! As I see it, I have chosen to live life outside the law. Rights mean nothing to me now.'' Niko acknowledges he has chosen the criminal lifestyle and he knows the consequences of his acts. 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nappy 1,358 Posted February 14 Johnny: (Orders a burger) Clay: Fuuck i got some serious heat! Cleaner lady: Wtf is goin on?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niobium 10,865 Posted February 23 where's barbara with big titties and stephanie who sucks like a vaccum 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HisNameIsMilad 169 Posted February 23 3 hours ago, Niobium said: where's barbara with big titties and stephanie who sucks like a vaccum Classic Haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billiejoearmstrong8 4,393 Posted February 23 Heard a black dude say "Get your hand out my pocket!". Nice tribute to the great Orange 12 from San Andreas. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OmarMohammed 828 Posted February 23 (edited) "Wow be careful with that thing I heard it does funny things to your balls" Niko Bellic To Brucie. Edited February 23 by OmarMohammed 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niobium 10,865 Posted February 27 (edited) after leaving the bar with jim "i'm sober! let's have another drink :D" *falls flat on his face* Edited February 27 by Niobium 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noah5111 1 Posted February 28 (edited) "This is the mansion?" Edited February 28 by Noah5111 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billiejoearmstrong8 4,393 Posted March 1 "Suck my circumcised cock!" - Johnny Klebitz 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheJesus1996 1,532 Posted March 2 "Everyone wants to pay homage to a dying legend, everyone wants the glamor of a bygone age..." - Don Gravelli 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billiejoearmstrong8 4,393 Posted March 2 Damn I love all the scenes with Niko and Jon Gravelli 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theGTAking101 2,393 Posted March 9 "Welcome to Burger Shot muhhf*ckaa!" "Here's that nasty garbage you ordered." 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HisNameIsMilad 169 Posted March 9 19 minutes ago, theGTAking101 said: "Welcome to Burger Shot muhhf*ckaa!" "Here's that nasty garbage you ordered." Bon Appetit....Muhf.ckah lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OmarMohammed 828 Posted March 9 I CAN'T STAND THIS SH*T!! -Niko Bellic, 2008 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billiejoearmstrong8 4,393 Posted March 9 (edited) Aowwwwwwwl see youuu laytaaaah!! - Ray Boccino Edited March 9 by billiejoearmstrong8 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niobium 10,865 Posted March 9 johnny: alright, since we've all uh... eaten... we got a new destination people! 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeventyRanger42 52 Posted March 9 "Global Warming's a hoax, just like World War 2!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheJesus1996 1,532 Posted March 10 U.L.P.C: "So, I hear you've found the big bad monster you were after? Bernie Crane, the muscle Mary. Come on." Niko: "f*ck YoU" 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HisNameIsMilad 169 Posted March 10 4 hours ago, JC_HUMBLE said: U.L.P.C: "So, I hear you've found the big bad monster you were after? Bernie Crane, the muscle Mary. Come on." Niko: "f*ck YoU" Haha xD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
__SAAB__9-3__ 789 Posted March 13 U pičku materinu! --- Niko Bellic Not olny do you not pay for the ride but you make the car smell of pig sh*t. --- Mohammed V Soyuze bila krasota. Nikakikh tebe probok! --- Russian Taxi driver Too many gorillas --- Homeless guy You stupid malaka --- Greek Taxi driver Niko it"s Roman! Lets go bowling --- Roman But if this ends up on the internet, ill kill you --- Michelle to Niko Im from a Hamburg, dont attack me. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billiejoearmstrong8 4,393 Posted March 13 (edited) "At least my mother does not live in cage in zoo" - Niko to drivers who almost hit him Also "I'm glad this is not my car" "You know what? I don't even have a license!" "You, if you drink and drive, Niko, you're a bloody idiot" "Oh you IDiot!" "If I was American, I'd sue for that" "You American asshole!" "This is the last f*cking thing I need" Fun times driving with Niko Edited March 13 by billiejoearmstrong8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niobium 10,865 Posted March 18 luis when jacking a dead person's car: "ain't your day bro. you gettin' murdered, AND robbed" 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
