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NikoBellic5472

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JC_HUMBLE

Roman: Niko, you wanna go on a date?

 

Niko: Ehh..

 

Roman: Come on. What's wrong with you?

 

Niko: Ok, who is she?

 

Roman: That's the thing, it's a guy.

 

Niko: f*ck you.

 

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Max.pain

i got you now you sorry son of a bitch

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Max.pain

-well, i’m not in the kidnapping business, dude.

-And i’m not in the dude business, dude.

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Guest Billy Russo

Niko: War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.

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billiejoearmstrong8

Some woman who dinged her car: "Oh mister car, what have you done?!"

 

Puerto Rican guy fighting me: "You don't know whether to fight me of suck me off"

 

Couple of gems I heard yesterday that were new to me

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HisNameIsMilad
On 11/10/2019 at 8:20 AM, Max.pain said:

-well, i’m not in the kidnapping business, dude.

-And i’m not in the dude business, dude.

lol

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Jeansowaty
On 10/16/2019 at 7:28 PM, Max.pain said:

i got you now you sorry son of a bitch

Damn I remember, Italian Mafia goon quote! I hate how they put some much emphasis on the "tch" at the end, and they keep calling Niko a Polack. Feels good to put a cap in their dome >:) 

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Max.pain

johnny: (falls off his bike)

random lady: this place used to be nice

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Max.pain

johnny: (breaks a car’s window)

random lady: finally some action in this town!

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HisNameIsMilad
On 11/14/2019 at 12:18 PM, Guest Billy Russo said:

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King of all quotes 

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Duhillestpunk

“Daddy’s back you bitches”

- Dave

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Max.pain

-what specifically are we doing?

-ain’t you a specifical little bitch?

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HisNameIsMilad
On 12/5/2019 at 10:00 AM, Max.pain said:

-what specifically are we doing?

-ain’t you specifical little bitch?

Lol who says these quotes ?

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Max.pain

luis and henrique

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flawleagle

fib guy with glasses: im not a good guy. but im fighting with them and guess what? so are you!

niko: hooray. 

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billiejoearmstrong8

"This club - I'm talking a real gentleman's place...I'm talking real class, you know what I'm sayin'?" - Dwayne's description of a seedy strip club located in sh*tty Bohan which makes me laugh every time

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flawleagle
1 hour ago, billiejoearmstrong8 said:

"This club - I'm talking a real gentleman's place...I'm talking real class, you know what I'm sayin'?" - Dwayne's description of a seedy strip club located in sh*tty Bohan which makes me laugh every time

remember the phonecall from dwayne where he was explaining that he was in the shower, heard the phone rang and thought it was niko? awkward

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billiejoearmstrong8
6 minutes ago, flawleagle said:

remember the phonecall from dwayne where he was explaining that he was in the shower, heard the phone rang and thought it was niko? awkward

It broke my heart! Poor Dwayne just desperate for a friend

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flawleagle
5 minutes ago, billiejoearmstrong8 said:

It broke my heart! Poor Dwayne just desperate for a friend

dwayne was a good dude and a good friend. at least he sends some goons out to help you, which at sight is hilarious. when niko told dwayne in that cutscene: you remind  me of me. thats when you know you have to ride with dwayne man. playboy x showcased himself as a true idiot from the start.

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Max.pain

-you know? for a fool with a gay boss, you can handle yourself.

-i say the same to henrique...

-what do you mean by that?

-nothing bro, nothing at all.

 

this absolutely killed me

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billiejoearmstrong8

"One percent better. If one hundred people managed that... it'd be a hundred percent." - Francis McReary

 

Lmao

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JC_HUMBLE

"FIB!! Do I look Homosexual"

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Alexlecj

-You know that Purgatory is called what it is because people were so scared of the McRearys. Did you know that, Niko?
-It's called that because people found the McRearys' stories so f*ckin' boring. Listening to them was like being in Purgatory.
-F*ck you, Gordon. I'll f*cking come back there and kick your f*cking ass in a minute.

 

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Max.pain
On 10/1/2018 at 5:57 PM, NikoBellic5472 said:

After you walk into a village and you see 50 children, all sitting neatly in a row, against a church wall, each with their throats cut and their hands chopped off, you realize that the creature that could do this doesn't have a soul."

few days ago i watched scent of a woman and so surprised this comes from that movie

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billiejoearmstrong8
1 hour ago, Max.pain said:

few days ago i watched scent of a woman and so surprised this comes from that movie

Wow didn't know that. Do you remember what scene it is or a part of the quote it's based on? Be cool to see it

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Max.pain

2:58 

It sounded so similar to me

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SeventyRanger42

"Stay genetically superior"

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mister bellic

Life is Complicated.

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Payne

SCREW YOU NIKO BELLIC and FATTY ROMAN!

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