NikoBellic5472 14 Posted October 1, 2018 What is the best quote in GTA IV? For me it is "After you walk into a village and you see 50 children, all sitting neatly in a row, against a church wall, each with their throats cut and their hands chopped off, you realize that the creature that could do this doesn't have a soul." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DOUGL4S1 5,048 Posted October 1, 2018 (edited) "YYyyYyEEEEeeeLlLoooOoooOWWw CCcCAaAaAAaRRRrRrrrRr!!!!!!!!" ~BELLIC, Niko. 2008. Edited October 1, 2018 by DOUGL4S1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinner! 459 Posted October 2, 2018 Niko - How would you like to die? Roman - Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday... I don't f*cking know! 😄 Yes, and for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick - Niko f*ckING YOKEL! - Vlad We can pick the game Niko Bellic, but we cannot change the rules - Dimitri The script in GTA IV is quite simply...magic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boozey St John 1,685 Posted October 2, 2018 Roman: "I could only love you more if you had titties, Niko!" "... If I knew where he lived, I'd go over there and seduce his wife!..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Self-Destructive Man 1,671 Posted October 2, 2018 "So this is what the dream feels like, this is the victory we longed for" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SonOfLiberty 44,645 Posted October 3, 2018 "Life is complicated. I've killed people, smuggled people, sold people. Perhaps here things will be different". - Niko Niko to Roman "How would you like to die?" "Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday" There's SO many notable quotes in this masterpiece of a game so it wouldn't be fair if I listed most of them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joker Of Termina 94 Posted October 5, 2018 "I don't care about her happiness, I care about discipline and loyalty, thank you Niko" - Mikhail Faustin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JB1982 164 Posted October 7, 2018 "Let's go bowling!" Sorry, couldn't resist. 😁 My favourite is the one mentioned in the opening post to be honest. Tells you a lot about Niko and what he has been through. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiveMeLiberty78 255 Posted October 7, 2018 (edited) My favorite quote from Niko so far:"I'm going to start drinking from the tap then." (After Roman says how great Liberty City is.) The best quote/combination I've heard from pedestrians so far:"Liberty City is a great place, yes?" (Said emphatically.)"That is the opinion of a sh*t-licker." (Said in a matter-of-fact way.) Another good pedestrian quote:"I'm getting off of the streets, and on to the Internet." (Said in a shady sort of way.) Edited October 7, 2018 by GiveMeLiberty78 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crossbones 770 Posted October 7, 2018 There are so many notable quotes in this game like, "War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other". "So this is what dream feels like ? This is the victory we longed for." "I suck at life, but I bowl like an angel." "You know, if there is one thing I have learned, it is that we must obey the rules of the game. We can pick the game, but we cannot change the rules." "The world is built out of bad ideas, my friend." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiveMeLiberty78 255 Posted October 7, 2018 ^ All good ones @Crossbones. Here's a typically deadpan response from Niko to Roman: Roman Bellic: "Niko, you ever had two women at once? Four big titties to be playing with? I thought I had died and gone to heaven, man." Niko Bellic: "I can't prove that I have." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HisNameIsMilad 125 Posted November 29, 2018 (edited) Can you untie Roman ?niko Or I will personally pull his Stiches out one by one and watch his guts spill on the floor! Clean this Sh%t up! Faustin Edited November 29, 2018 by HisNameIsMilad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFireMZL 121 Posted November 29, 2018 LET'S GO BOWLING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinner! 459 Posted December 13, 2018 You selfish piece of cocksucking sh*t! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SonOfLiberty 44,645 Posted December 17, 2018 "I'm a vulnerable guy who needs to be held by big, strong arms? You've got be kidding me". Vlad to Niko. Vlad "Is my nose bleeding?". Niko "No. Not yet". "When you walk through a village and see 50 children all lined up neatly infront of a church wall each with their throats cut and their hands chopped off you realise the creature that could do this doesn't have a soul". (It's possible I may have made a type. Please correct if I'm wrong) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HisNameIsMilad 125 Posted December 17, 2018 I don’t care if I live or die niko Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeansowaty 4,940 Posted December 17, 2018 "...but inside I just want to be loved. Loved or killed, I guess. I don't know which." Niko on a date with Alex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billiejoearmstrong8 2,277 Posted December 17, 2018 Mikhail Faustin: "So, Niko Bellic. You think it's okay to kill my employees?" Niko: "If he is an asshole, yes" Mikhail Faustin: *turns and shoots employee in the head* "I agree" In fact, the whole of that cutscene Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lol232 3,119 Posted December 22, 2018 (edited) On 10/2/2018 at 3:50 AM, Sinner! said: We can pick the game Niko Bellic, but we cannot change the rules - Dimitri "You didn't change the game, you game changed you." On 12/17/2018 at 7:10 PM, billiejoearmstrong8 said: Mikhail Faustin: "So, Niko Bellic. You think it's okay to kill my employees?" Niko: "If he is an asshole, yes" Mikhail Faustin: *turns and shoots employee in the head* "I agree" In fact, the whole of that cutscene That one was actually f*cking funny. The balls on Niko lmao. Edited December 22, 2018 by lol232 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HisNameIsMilad 125 Posted January 18 You didn’t change the game, the game changed you. nikos last words before icing PlayBoyX Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BEBOPDEDOP 2 Posted January 29 "Okay okay, your dad likes it up the ass" -Niko Bellic 2008 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SonOfLiberty 44,645 Posted February 2 "We were friends. We were all friends. We all grew up together. Dmitar, Dragan, Goran, Mijo. Should I go on and name them all?" - Niko to Darko. "We were friends, but I had other friends" - Darko. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HisNameIsMilad 125 Posted February 2 Where did you get out from? - niko Preschool ! - Dwayne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grotti Vigilante 774 Posted February 2 Vlad: What's your name? Niko: Big-mouth prick. Vlad: Very catchy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asisvénia 68 Posted February 2 1-) Where's Barbara with big titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum? 2-) Well, since you put it that way, I'm in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billiejoearmstrong8 2,277 Posted February 6 Maybe your whole yokel family drive around in their dirty cars Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HisNameIsMilad 125 Posted February 23 (edited) Vlad : “ And remember, if you see a Cop You.Dont.Know.Me” Niko : “ I see Anyone I.Dont.Know.You.” XD savage Edited February 23 by HisNameIsMilad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Femme Fatale 10,197 Posted February 23 "You're an animal, Roman. Nothing can stop you from being horny." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CryptReaperDorian 182 Posted February 24 "Piss! Balls!" "Dog lover!" "Maybe you could also make love to my wife!" "Not only do you not pay for the ride, but you make the car smell of pig sh*t!" "I thought you would say you want go to a brothel full of men." -- Mohammed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites