Best Quote?

[NikoBellic5472 14]

What is the best quote in GTA IV?

For me it is "After you walk into a village and you see 50 children, all sitting neatly in a row, against a church wall, each with their throats cut and their hands chopped off, you realize that the creature that could do this doesn't have a soul."

[DOUGL4S1 5,386]

"YYyyYyEEEEeeeLlLoooOoooOWWw CCcCAaAaAAaRRRrRrrrRr!!!!!!!!"

~BELLIC, Niko. 2008.

Edited October 1, 2018 by DOUGL4S1

[Sinner! 465]

Niko - How would you like to die?

 

Roman - Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday... I don't f*cking know! 😄

 

Yes, and for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick - Niko

 

f*ckING YOKEL! - Vlad 

 

We can pick the game Niko Bellic, but we cannot change the rules - Dimitri

 

 

The script in GTA IV is quite simply...magic! 

[Boozey St John 1,828]

Roman:

"I could only love you more if you had titties, Niko!"

 

"... If I knew where he lived, I'd go over there and seduce his wife!..."

 

 

[Self-Destructive Man 1,808]

"So this is what the dream feels like, this is the victory we longed for"

[SonOfLiberty 45,306]

"Life is complicated. I've killed people, smuggled people, sold people. Perhaps here things will be different". - Niko

 

Niko to Roman

 

"How would you like to die?"

 

"Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday"

 

There's SO many notable quotes in this masterpiece of a game so it wouldn't be fair if I listed most of them.

[mde2 1,187]

“The”

 

[Joker Of Termina 94]

"I don't care about her happiness, I care about discipline and loyalty, thank you Niko"  - Mikhail Faustin

[JB1982 190]

"Let's go bowling!"

 

Sorry, couldn't resist. 😁

 

My favourite is the one mentioned in the opening post to be honest. Tells you a lot about Niko and what he has been through.

[GiveMeLiberty78 258]

My favorite quote from Niko so far:

"I'm going to start drinking from the tap then." (After Roman says how great Liberty City is.)

The best quote/combination I've heard from pedestrians so far:

"Liberty City is a great place, yes?" (Said emphatically.)
"That is the opinion of a sh*t-licker." (Said in a matter-of-fact way.)

Another good pedestrian quote:

"I'm getting off of the streets, and on to the Internet." (Said in a shady sort of way.)

Edited October 7, 2018 by GiveMeLiberty78

[Crossbones 777]

There are so many notable quotes in this game like,

"War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other".

"So this is what dream feels like ? This is the victory we longed for."

"I suck at life, but I bowl like an angel."

"You know, if there is one thing I have learned, it is that we must obey the rules of the game. We can  pick the game, but we cannot change the rules."

"The world is built out of bad ideas, my friend."

[GiveMeLiberty78 258]

^ All good ones @Crossbones. Here's a typically deadpan response from Niko to Roman:
 

Roman Bellic: "Niko, you ever had two women at once? Four big titties to be playing with? I thought I had died and gone to heaven, man."

Niko Bellic: "I can't prove that I have."

[HisNameIsMilad 139]

Can you untie Roman ?niko

 

Or I will personally pull his Stiches out one by one and watch his guts spill on the floor! Clean this Sh%t up! Faustin 

Edited November 29, 2018 by HisNameIsMilad

[TheFireMZL 121]

LET'S GO BOWLING

[Sinner! 465]

You selfish piece of cocksucking sh*t! 

 

 

[SonOfLiberty 45,306]

"I'm a vulnerable guy who needs to be held by big, strong arms? You've got be kidding me".

 

Vlad to Niko.

 

Vlad "Is my nose bleeding?".

 

Niko "No. Not yet".

 

"When you walk through a village and see 50 children all lined up neatly infront of a church wall each with their throats cut and their hands chopped off you realise the creature that could do this doesn't have a soul". (It's possible I may have made a type. Please correct if I'm wrong)

[HisNameIsMilad 139]

I don’t care if I live or die

 

niko

[Jeansowaty 5,137]

"...but inside I just want to be loved. Loved or killed, I guess. I don't know which."

 

Niko on a date with Alex.

[billiejoearmstrong8 2,822]

Mikhail Faustin: "So, Niko Bellic. You think it's okay to kill my employees?"

Niko: "If he is an asshole, yes"

Mikhail Faustin: *turns and shoots employee in the head* "I agree"

 

In fact, the whole of that cutscene

[lol232 3,130]

On 10/2/2018 at 3:50 AM, Sinner! said:

We can pick the game Niko Bellic, but we cannot change the rules - Dimitri

"You didn't change the game, you game changed you."

 

On 12/17/2018 at 7:10 PM, billiejoearmstrong8 said:

Mikhail Faustin: "So, Niko Bellic. You think it's okay to kill my employees?"

Niko: "If he is an asshole, yes"

Mikhail Faustin: *turns and shoots employee in the head* "I agree"

 

In fact, the whole of that cutscene

That one was actually f*cking funny. The balls on Niko lmao.

Edited December 22, 2018 by lol232

[HisNameIsMilad 139]

You didn’t change the game, the game changed you.

 

nikos last words before icing PlayBoyX

[BEBOPDEDOP 2]

"Okay okay, your dad likes it up the ass" -Niko Bellic 2008

[SonOfLiberty 45,306]

"We were friends. We were all friends. We all grew up together. Dmitar, Dragan, Goran, Mijo. Should I go on and name them all?" - Niko to Darko.

 

"We were friends, but I had other friends" -  Darko.

[HisNameIsMilad 139]

Where did you get out from? - niko

 

Preschool ! - Dwayne

[Grotti Vigilante 849]

Vlad: What's your name?

Niko: Big-mouth prick.

Vlad: Very catchy.

 

 

[Asisvénia 68]

1-) Where's Barbara with big titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum?

2-) Well, since you put it that way, I'm in.

 

[billiejoearmstrong8 2,822]

 Maybe your whole yokel family drive around in their dirty cars

[HisNameIsMilad 139]

Vlad : “ And remember, if you see a Cop You.Dont.Know.Me”

 

Niko : “ I see Anyone I.Dont.Know.You.” 

 

XD savage

Edited February 23, 2019 by HisNameIsMilad

[Femme Fatale 10,215]

"You're an animal, Roman. Nothing can stop you from being horny."

[CryptReaperDorian 184]

"Piss! Balls!"

"Dog lover!"

"Maybe you could also make love to my wife!"

"Not only do you not pay for the ride, but you make the car smell of pig sh*t!"

"I thought you would say you want go to a brothel full of men."

 

-- Mohammed