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Best Quote?


NikoBellic5472

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What is the best quote in GTA IV?

For me it is "After you walk into a village and you see 50 children, all sitting neatly in a row, against a church wall, each with their throats cut and their hands chopped off, you realize that the creature that could do this doesn't have a soul."

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Niko - How would you like to die?

 

Roman - Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday... I don't f*cking know! 😄

 

Yes, and for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick - Niko

 

f*ckING YOKEL! - Vlad 

 

We can pick the game Niko Bellic, but we cannot change the rules - Dimitri

 

 

The script in GTA IV is quite simply...magic! 

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Roman:

"I could only love you more if you had titties, Niko!"

 

"... If I knew where he lived, I'd go over there and seduce his wife!..."

 

 

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Algonquin Assassin

"Life is complicated. I've killed people, smuggled people, sold people. Perhaps here things will be different". - Niko

 

Niko to Roman

 

"How would you like to die?"

 

"Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday"

 

There's SO many notable quotes in this masterpiece of a game so it wouldn't be fair if I listed most of them.

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"Let's go bowling!"

 

Sorry, couldn't resist. 😁

 

My favourite is the one mentioned in the opening post to be honest. Tells you a lot about Niko and what he has been through.

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My favorite quote from Niko so far:

"I'm going to start drinking from the tap then." (After Roman says how great Liberty City is.)

The best quote/combination I've heard from pedestrians so far:

"Liberty City is a great place, yes?" (Said emphatically.)
"That is the opinion of a sh*t-licker." (Said in a matter-of-fact way.)

Another good pedestrian quote:

"I'm getting off of the streets, and on to the Internet." (Said in a shady sort of way.)

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There are so many notable quotes in this game like,

"War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other".

"So this is what dream feels like ? This is the victory we longed for."

"I suck at life, but I bowl like an angel."

"You know, if there is one thing I have learned, it is that we must obey the rules of the game. We can  pick the game, but we cannot change the rules."

"The world is built out of bad ideas, my friend."

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^ All good ones @Crossbones. Here's a typically deadpan response from Niko to Roman:
 

Roman Bellic: "Niko, you ever had two women at once? Four big titties to be playing with? I thought I had died and gone to heaven, man."

Niko Bellic: "I can't prove that I have."

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Can you untie Roman ?niko

 

Or I will personally pull his Stiches out one by one and watch his guts spill on the floor! Clean this Sh%t up! Faustin 

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"I'm a vulnerable guy who needs to be held by big, strong arms? You've got be kidding me".

 

Vlad to Niko.

 

Vlad "Is my nose bleeding?".

 

Niko "No. Not yet".

 

"When you walk through a village and see 50 children all lined up neatly infront of a church wall each with their throats cut and their hands chopped off you realise the creature that could do this doesn't have a soul". (It's possible I may have made a type. Please correct if I'm wrong)

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Mikhail Faustin: "So, Niko Bellic. You think it's okay to kill my employees?"

Niko: "If he is an asshole, yes"

Mikhail Faustin: *turns and shoots employee in the head* "I agree"

 

In fact, the whole of that cutscene

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On 10/2/2018 at 3:50 AM, Sinner! said:

We can pick the game Niko Bellic, but we cannot change the rules - Dimitri

"You didn't change the game, you game changed you."

 

On 12/17/2018 at 7:10 PM, billiejoearmstrong8 said:

Mikhail Faustin: "So, Niko Bellic. You think it's okay to kill my employees?"

Niko: "If he is an asshole, yes"

Mikhail Faustin: *turns and shoots employee in the head* "I agree"

 

In fact, the whole of that cutscene

That one was actually f*cking funny. The balls on Niko lmao.

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"We were friends. We were all friends. We all grew up together. Dmitar, Dragan, Goran, Mijo. Should I go on and name them all?" - Niko to Darko.

 

"We were friends, but I had other friends" -  Darko.

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Vlad : “ And remember, if you see a Cop You.Dont.Know.Me”

 

Niko : “ I see Anyone I.Dont.Know.You.” 

 

XD savage

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"Piss! Balls!"

"Dog lover!"

"Maybe you could also make love to my wife!"

"Not only do you not pay for the ride, but you make the car smell of pig sh*t!"

"I thought you would say you want go to a brothel full of men."

 

-- Mohammed

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