Troll-based discounts and offers thread!

[Action_Andy]

NPCs drop 50% more cash when killed.

Time of Stone Hatchet effect doubled.

[Coranub]

30% off prostitute services and 50% off lap dances.

[docholladay1976]

2 for 1 movie tickets. (although you can only buy one for yourself) 

 

Free car delivery from mechanic, (usual cool down still applies) 

 

Double rp for singing in shower. 

 

And for a sign in bonus, purple wire frame suit. 

[Guest]

100% off from server performance

[IceDree]

13 hours ago, jtSwifterrz said:

What day would the 5 year anniversary be on?

 

V's was September 17th, Online's is October 1st.

 

R* usually celebrates Online's during the last week of October & never celebrates V's.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

40% off ingame personal phone calls 

[CrimsonFolo]

1% off every orbital cannon purchase

10% off chrome rims

50% Discount on SNS pistol

[Geisterfaust]

23 hours ago, Gridl0k said:

Free pegasus spawns

Free OTR

Free EWO

Free marksman rounds

 

...And a complimentary "Freemode warrior" outfit. Don't miss the opportunity to polish your skills at the new marksman school available now to unlock bonus "Elite sniper" outfit.

 

OT:

— 25% off Merryweather services;

— 50% off paint except metals;

— 75% off scarves and gloves.

Edited September 28, 2018 by hei3enberg

[0cta]

No one mentioned discounts or car wash so far, somehow speaks for itself.

[kcole4001]

11 hours ago, The FoolYT said:

1% off every orbital cannon purchase

10% off chrome rims

50% Discount on SNS pistol

Hey, 10% off chrome rims isn't half bad!

[CarimboHanky]

2X rp on arm wrestling, tenis and darts

 

50% off beach bum clothes

25% off faggios

50% window tints

 

free dump truck

[Lonely-Martin]

1 hour ago, kcole4001 said:

Hey, 10% off chrome rims isn't half bad!

Is for me, lol. I unlocked all for free doing captures and such.

 

On 9/27/2018 at 9:15 PM, Lucy_Woooolfe said:

100% off from server performance

I think even then players would (rightfully) complain. 

 

So bad on those bad days.

[IceDree]

16 hours ago, hei3enberg said:

50% off paint except metals

That's actually pretty useful if you do crew colors, especially with cars that primary & secondary paints.

 

5 hours ago, Lonely-Martin said:

Is for me, lol. I unlocked all for free doing captures and such.

Lucky you! I still have the Muscle & OffRoad ones to unlock ... f*ck that sh*t.

[Guest]

20% off car sales at LSC

15% off Special Cargo sales

20% off Gunrunning sales

50% off motorcycle kickstands

25% off custom steering wheels at LSC

75% off all Super Cars at Dock Tease

and a whopping 100% off snacks at your office!!!

 

 

[BOOGIEMAN219]

Have all the worst properties in the game, it will only cost you $60 + tax.

[Lonely-Martin]

6 hours ago, IceDree said:

Lucky you! I still have the Muscle & OffRoad ones to unlock ... f*ck that sh*t.

I forget what is needed for those 2 unlocks atm, happy to help though if keen and on PS4.

[IceDree]

5 hours ago, Lonely-Martin said:

I forget what is needed for those 2 unlocks atm, happy to help though if keen and on PS4.

I'm on Xbox, but I appreciate the offer

The OffRoad ones require that you kill 100 package carriers in Captures.

 

The Muscle ones is the last Man standing in LTS. f*ck that sh*t.

[Lance Mayhem]

Destroy 25 High Priority vehicles other players are delivering to Simeon to receive 50% off tattoo removal. 

[Malibu Club]

90% off Vapid Stanier