Troll-based discounts and offers thread!

[White Shark]

This weeks discounts included 25% off champagne, which made many people lol and raise an eyebrow.  You could knock 90% off and it wouldn't tempt people that much.  This got me thinking.  Say for the 5 year anniversary, we ended up getting completely trolled with useless or worthless discounts and offers instead of all the big things we're hoping for?  What is the most trolly and worst discount / offer you can think of?  I'll start:

 

2x cans for the price of one at all vending machines (can't share cans with fellow players)

15% off all snacks

Edited September 26, 2018 by White Shark

[0cta]

Someone at R* might actually see the numbers on how this discount lets champagne sales skyrocket! Or not. My reaction was "ooookaaaaay.....my life is no complete....i...guess?"

 

- doubled good sport reward

- double free-roam event reward

- double for simeons cars

- discount for lesters loose wanted level

- discount for pegasus concierge

- discount for car repairs at LSC

[555-We-Tip]

5% increase to good behavior bonus!

[J-Scott-D]

I'm not clever enough to come up with something that could equal Rockstar's recent popularity boost for other players dancing in your club.

Edited September 27, 2018 by J-Scott-D
Typo!

[Lonely-Martin]

25% off Beach Bum and Christmas clothing all round.

 

Calmly buy your winter woolies guys please.

[Verbal Soze]

50% off for all the legendary motorsports items

70% off for all the warstock inventory!

3x bonus on survival contact missions, VIP missions, MC missions and Client Jobs!

80% discount on yachts

 

if you're purchasing the megalodon fish cards this week! Offers ends in next tuesday wkwkwk

[idonknowhow]

Double money and ammo for destroying free mode business shipment.

 

Obital cannon cool down timer 50% cut.

[IceDree]

10% off the Bunkingham Maverick.

25% off the Annis Elgey RH-8.

50% off the Principe Faggio.

50% off the Sea Shark.

50% off the BMX.

75% off the Declasse Asea.

 

25% off the following weapons: Broken bottles, Molotov cocktails & Daggers.

 

50% off the following Vehicle upgrades: Suspensions & Tints.

 

 

Oh & 2x$ on Rhino Hunt.

Edited September 27, 2018 by IceDree

[Willy A. Jeep]

50% off Dundreary Regina

50% off Low-End Properties

75% off Willard Faction Donk Benny's upgrade

75% off Declasse Moonbeam

Free Albany Roosevelt with purchase of Roosevelt Valor

5% off Weeny Issi Classic with purchase of Weeny Issi

25% off Coil Rocket Voltic with purchase of Vehicle Warehouse

75% off Vapid Prison Bus

Free Chrome, Polished Gold, and Brushed Gold paint jobs

50% off Rhino Tank with purchase of TM-02 Khanjali

75% off RM-10 Bombuska

75% off Western Annihilator

Free Tug for Logging In to GTA Online (giggle)

Edited September 27, 2018 by Willy A. Jeep

[WildBrick142]

25% off Xenon lights

40% off Karin Rusty Rebel

40% off Bravado Rat-Loader

40% off Declasse Voodoo

50% off job entry fees

Double GTA$ and RP on Parachuting

[Sunny_D]

I actually wouldn't mind the parachuting thing if we're being honest here. Those kinds of missions were forgotten about ages ago and i would love to replay them.

[The Wandering Hunter]

the great 5 year annaversary event week

 

50% off all purchasable cars which spawn on the street for free anyway

50% off ammo and lester abilities

double payout for: crate drops on current gen, contact missions (which are impossible to chain after dispatch came out), store robberies, stand your ground (aka sh*t exec search), hanger sale associate pay outs and the price to fix import export cars (a glitch as they doubled the wrong number)

 

lol yes a free rhino to all khanjali owners, and a a free parachute for all aircraft owners. 

6 hours ago, J-Scott-D said:

I'm not clever enough to come up with something that could equal Rockstar's recent popularity boost for other places dancing in your club.

actually, just this

 

didnt even know lol

Edited September 27, 2018 by The Wandering Hunter

[0cta]

30% of the Akula's double-barrel gun, at least before it's fixed

[EkaSwede]

25% less GTA$ from Shark Cards - It's a discount for Rockstar!

[White Shark]

25% off the lightbar modification for the Mammoth Patriot.

[jollythecat]

Double rp for loosing cops.

[Gridl0k]

Free pegasus spawns

Free OTR

Free EWO

Free marksman rounds

 

[Bruce Khansey]

-Double $ on dead pedestrians

-Double RP for singing while taking a shower

-Doomsday Heists setup costs at the beginning of each act are 15% off

-Car markers and insurance at LSC are 25% off

-50% off Elegy RH8

[IceDree]

7 hours ago, WildBrick142 said:

50% off job entry fees.

 

Daymn! That's mean.

[REXX]

50$ off P&Q's - and seeing that cent's don't exist, neither does a discounted P&Q. Useless discount

[Sanches]

Still waiting for Pisswasser discounts.

[Bandersnatch]

Each week give us double rp/cash on selected heists when it gets to the 4th week don't give us PAC standard and act 3

 

 

 

[Luigi Vercetti]

50% off all Theft Prevention items at LSC

[No Use For A Name]

Half off the free office snacks!

[jtSwifterrz]

What day would the 5 year anniversary be on?

[Guest]

Was it 50% off on the Dump?

 

Hope we get 50% off:

 

Nightclubs

Terrorbyte

Broomstick MK II

 

The end is here.

[Lance Mayhem]

15 % off at the Shooting Range. 

 

Unlimited free land vehicle refueling with $50 shark card purchase. 

 

 

[Sunny_D]

30% off all snacks

FREE super light body armor

Night vision goggles 30% off

 

 

[Jimbatron]

x% of those "new" vehicles to buy from SSA Auto. You know, those ones you can steal for free off the streets.

[WildBrick142]

5 hours ago, REXX said:

50$ off P&Q's - and seeing that cent's don't exist, neither does a discounted P&Q. Useless discount

I assume the game rounds up/down prices, which would mean 50% off P&Q's would cost 50c, which is then rounded up to $1.

 

So P&Q's would be discounted from $1 to $1. Truly a bargain