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Shadowfennekin

The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

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Sentinel Driver
20 minutes ago, PetrolCB said:

Well, the new Terrorbyte (or whatever it’s f*cking called) does allow you to operate everything, anywhere. So, there’s your consolidation. 

Then attack the person in stealth, like you’re a Navy Seal. Take Jesse Ventura for instance. Do you know how easy it would be to take him out on a normal means of transportation? That’s why he only travels by motorcycle sidecar and frog-man flipper. 

 

Allowing you to start resupply missions from a f*cking truck doesn't f*cking count as consolidation

it's completely worthless because you can't even buy supplies from it

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PetrolCB
15 minutes ago, Sentinel Driver said:

 

Allowing you to start resupply missions from a f*cking truck doesn't f*cking count as consolidation

it's completely worthless because you can't even buy supplies from it

How do you know that you can’t? It’s not even out yet. 

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Sentinel Driver
11 minutes ago, PetrolCB said:

How do you know that you can’t? It’s not even out yet. 

foxysnaps

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EkaSwede
6 hours ago, Shadowfennekin said:

We've already met Lamar, Lester, Martin, Trevor, Ron, Chef, Michelle/Karen, Paige, Eddie Toh, Agent ULP, Lazlow, Chris Formage, Tyler Dixon, Poppy Mitchell, Dom, Kerry Mcintosh, Lacey Jonas..... and soon Maude.

At this rate our character is going to know everybody from SP BUT Franklin and Michael! lol

 

Seriously though, R* pls add Packie into Online.

I think we also met Gustavo Mota in Bust Out?

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PicklePrick
On 7/31/2018 at 7:11 PM, Arrows to Athens said:

Maybe if it gave some decent f*cking pay and rewards, then maybe more people would destroy products. What the f*ck is $2000 and some RP gonna do?

It's been three years, mate, not five.

talking about overall the heists came out 5 years ago at least thats what it said on the internet Lol

On 7/31/2018 at 9:31 PM, kcole4001 said:

Just click on the guy (he'll have a little man icon like you'd see on a washroom door) and then click on the commodity you want to assign him to.

Click on (or hire if you haven't already) the next guy, assign him to the next commodity.

 

When done, you should see in the summary that the technicians assigned value is shown as 5/5, or a full value of however many businesses you have running.

Here's a good basic guide, some good tips in this one:

 

 

It's a bit long, but goes through the club setup step by step, very little bullcrap.

thanks dude I have finally assigned 5/5 technicians to 5 different categories about f*cking time! thanks for the help brooooo

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PicklePrick
On 7/31/2018 at 7:36 PM, Mrs. Buzz said:

Excellent example how R* works.

 

Releasing the blimp (waited 3+ years for it),

https://i.imgur.com/BiTniKg.jpg

 

or....

 

https://i.imgur.com/hRuX4mj.jpg

 

Out of stock... serious.... Uhmmm, ok. Well played....

the blimp sucks ass I cant f*cking stand that thing! but still wonder why rockstar would put it out of stock if they just released for players to buy lol rockstar are just so double minded on things f*cking c*nts

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HamwithCheese

I think back then, minigun pick ups in survivals used to give you 1000 rounds, with each enemy dropping 100. They reversed that not too long ago. With this update, enemies now drop only 100 rounds with pickups giving you 200 I think.

 

"We dont want to nickel and dime our customers."

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Volganor

I miss that option that apartments and offices had where you could check out different decoration styles on the fly without paying. I'm currently undecided between different nightclub lighting styles and only have vague demo videos to go with. :bored:

 

(Yes, I know there are videos online but it's a matter of taking me out of the game because of a function that used to be there. This and the principle of "if you want to test something, pay up first" when this was not the case before.)

 

Also, I wish offices weren't the only "complete" properties from both Dynasty 8 Executive and Maze Bank Foreclosures. I actually like these places more than regular apartments and would make them my spawn points more often if they had showers, green juice and snack dispensers. :/

 

Oh, well. Nothing worth losing sleep over.

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PetrolCB
2 hours ago, Sentinel Driver said:

foxysnaps

I just looked them up. Thanks for the heads up. I don’t follow any of the usual suspects regarding leaked content. 

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theEwing1979

The update has got me almost fully immersed in the game again. Feeling like a real 'crime boss' again... (a crime boss that has to do his own fetching and carrying and night club promo... But whatever)

 

Until that is... some child in a FLYING CAR decides he wants to play. Utterly ridiculous. 

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SideStunt
On 7/31/2018 at 7:36 PM, Mrs. Buzz said:

Excellent example how R* works.

 

Releasing the blimp (waited 3+ years for it),

https://i.imgur.com/BiTniKg.jpg

 

or....

 

https://i.imgur.com/hRuX4mj.jpg

 

Out of stock... serious.... Uhmmm, ok. Well played....

My apologies for having a bit of a chuckle after seeing that everything’s out of stock for ya, but what the f*ck? How does this even happen? :lol:

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Lonely-Martin
59 minutes ago, theEwing1979 said:

The update has got me almost fully immersed in the game again. Feeling like a real 'crime boss' again... (a crime boss that has to do his own fetching and carrying and night club promo... But whatever)

 

Until that is... some child in a FLYING CAR decides he wants to play. Utterly ridiculous. 

I do all that in invite sessions. (Just in case you hadn't seen we can - Only selling needs a public session).

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RyuNova

If my Deluxo is flying towards you and you don't hear the lock-on sound, thats means my Missiles are turned off and I am no threat to you. If you then open fire on me or take aim with a Homing Launcher I will obliterate you and anything you try to sell repeatedly until you either leave or apologise.
 

I don't care what you are in or where you hide, you will not sell a thing in that lobby. Not all Deluxo or Oppressor drivers are assholes and don't you dare start crying and acting surprised when you kick a dog thats just minding its own business and it rips your throat out.

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YELLOW ZOOMER WITH DRONE

Not only Gay Tony spams you with messages about messing with other people's Promotion missions (even if those people are your friends or crewmates), it also spams you with dumb sh*t like this:

 

qeoZ2T5.jpg

 

In which world blowing up to smithereens a perfectly steleable shipment is a "savvy business move"?

 

f*cking R* turned Gay Tony into more of a dick that he already is, ffs

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Rafae
11 minutes ago, Voodoo-Hendrix said:

Not only Gay Tony spams you with messages about messing with other people's Promotion missions (even if those people are your friends or crewmates), it also spams you with dumb sh*t like this:

 

qeoZ2T5.jpg

 

In which world blowing up to smithereens a perfectly steleable shipment is a "savvy business move"?

 

f*cking R* turned Gay Tony into more of a dick that he already is, ffs

 

he called me right before this to tell me the exact same thing 

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Smokewood
2 hours ago, RyuNova said:

If my Deluxo is flying towards you and you don't hear the lock-on sound, thats means my Missiles are turned off and I am no threat to you. If you then open fire on me or take aim with a Homing Launcher I will obliterate you and anything you try to sell repeatedly until you either leave or apologise.
 

I don't care what you are in or where you hide, you will not sell a thing in that lobby. Not all Deluxo or Oppressor drivers are assholes and don't you dare start crying and acting surprised when you kick a dog thats just minding its own business and it rips your throat out.

Really?

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RyuNova
4 minutes ago, Smokewood said:

Really?

 

I notice you conveniently left out the part where I am minding my own business with my Missiles disabled and was attacked unprovoked because they cant keep their little Deluxo hate chub in their pants.

If you attack me unprovoked while I am minding my own business I will make you regret it. Do you punch a random person and then cry when you get your teeth kicked out the back of your skull?

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Smokewood
1 minute ago, RyuNova said:

 

I notice you conveniently left out the part where I am minding my own business with my Missiles disabled and was attacked unprovoked because they cant keep their little Deluxo hate chub in their pants.

If you attack me unprovoked while I am minding my own business I will make you regret it. Do you punch a random person and then cry when you get your teeth kicked out the back of your skull?

My missiles are always on homing, if they lock on to you it doesnt mean im going to pull the trigger...

and btw deluxos are easy targets and most use them as a griefing tool....

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ntinoskonsta

Playing with a friend...

 

I start a promotion, Tony calls me, gives me instructions, blah blah blah...

Friend: Hey, Tony just texted me to blow your blimp to bits


...

 

Tony you f*cking two-faced snake

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RyuNova
1 minute ago, Smokewood said:

My missles are always on homing, if they lock on to you it doesnt mean im going to pull the trigger...

 

Exactly my point. Just because I am near you in my Deluxo does not mean I am going to attack you. Even more so if my lock-on buzzer never goes off. If you attack me after this then you deserve everything that happens to you.

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kcole4001

Some people just gotta learn things the hard way....occasionally it takes a few tries (slooooooow learners).

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Rafae
1 hour ago, ntinoskonsta said:

Playing with a friend...

 

I start a promotion, Tony calls me, gives me instructions, blah blah blah...

Friend: Hey, Tony just texted me to blow your blimp to bits


...

 

Tony you f*cking two-faced snake

 

LMFAO

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PicklePrick
2 minutes ago, Rafae said:

 

LMFAO

LMFAO Tony is an asshole!

5 minutes ago, Rafae said:

 

LMFAO

Dude a off the topic question how do you unlock nightvision for heavy sniper MK2 and how long will it take? I know that it has something to do with research regarding the bunker but I just want to know how it works?????

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Rafae
2 hours ago, KSI_IS_STUPID_ said:

LMFAO Tony is an asshole!

Dude a off the topic question how do you unlock nightvision for heavy sniper MK2 and how long will it take? I know that it has something to do with research regarding the bunker but I just want to know how it works?????

 

it's random 

 

just keep doing it until you get it

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Smokewood

Here's a situation I cannot stand.

 

I'm in freemode and come across another player. I kill him, he comes back and kills me. At this point we are 1 to 1 and as far as I am concerned, even.

Yet they will come back over and over again trying to kill me. Sometimes they do kill me and sometimes I kill them. However, I'm pretty much done with it and just want to move on, but for some reason they won't let it end.

 

I'll even go passive (if not in ceo) and send them a message like: "enough is enough", or "I'm done, let's move on" yet all they do is talk sh*t and keep coming back.

 

Eventually, I'll just leave the session. 

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HamwithCheese

This game is such a sack of sh*t. 

 

"You're not going to drive thi-"

 

Oh goodie this is the 3rd time today. Go over there and grab the car. Done. Choppers spawn and I let the car down. I get shredded about 3 times since the choppers are piloted by Simo Hayha and his co pilot buddy Simo Hayha. Even better, since the 4 Simos camp right over the car, there's a good chance a falling chopper will land on the car and that is exactly what happens. And I'm stuck with a 34k bill for some reason.

 

Wow nothing says fun like completely wasting your time, f*ck this dumpster fire of a mediocre mobile game.

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Smokewood
7 minutes ago, HamwithCheese said:

This game is such a sack of sh*t. 

 

"You're not going to drive thi-"

 

Oh goodie this is the 3rd time today. Go over there and grab the car. Done. Choppers spawn and I let the car down. I get shredded about 3 times since the choppers are piloted by Simo Hayha and his co pilot buddy Simo Hayha. Even better, since the 4 Simos camp right over the car, there's a good chance a falling chopper will land on the car and that is exactly what happens. And I'm stuck with a 34k bill for some reason.

 

Wow nothing says fun like completely wasting your time, f*ck this dumpster fire of a mediocre mobile game.

They want you to buy RDR2 - it should be obvious by now.

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kcole4001
9 minutes ago, HamwithCheese said:

This game is such a sack of sh*t. 

 

"You're not going to drive thi-"

 

Oh goodie this is the 3rd time today. Go over there and grab the car. Done. Choppers spawn and I let the car down. I get shredded about 3 times since the choppers are piloted by Simo Hayha and his co pilot buddy Simo Hayha. Even better, since the 4 Simos camp right over the car, there's a good chance a falling chopper will land on the car and that is exactly what happens. And I'm stuck with a 34k bill for some reason.

 

Wow nothing says fun like completely wasting your time, f*ck this dumpster fire of a mediocre mobile game.

Had that happen.

Last night had the exact same setup, Paleto Bay Cargobob I/E mission in case anyone doesn't know.

It gave me an X80, and this time I made it a few yards further before the 'bob spluttered out completely, halfway up the embankment, and the Buzzards backed off and left, the first time I dropped the car right at the water's edge (my warehouse is beside LSIA).

Then the Buzzards proceeded to spawn kill me for about 5 minutes or so.

 

This time I only did $3500 damage when the 'bob fell on the car as it died.

Then drove the car to the warehouse, ordered another 'bob from Pegasus, and sold the car.

 

I wasn't giving up, this is my second character who doesn't have a full warehouse yet, so Top Range cars are few and far between.

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HamwithCheese
3 minutes ago, Smokewood said:

They want you to buy RDR2 - it should be obvious by now.

That is not true but whatever.

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Andromeda-J

to all that struggle with offshore source mission, kill all goons on platform, order apc ready inland, put car as fast as you can down after picking it up and fight off helis after 4-5 waves your free to fly it to warehouse

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