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Shadowfennekin

The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

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AwesomO4000
2 hours ago, Smokewood said:

and all you do is cry: why, why, why....

It cost 850,000 because it is a f*cking blimp!

BECAUSE IT'S CALLED "THE OFFICIAL BITCH & MOAN THREAD" FOR A REASON!!!!! :facedesk:

1 hour ago, Cheesy_wotsit said:

 

 

 

and was given away as a free pre order bonus when the game launched funny how that didn't transfer to the GTAO, huh?

Yeah, that's my point. Since we were given all of the other returning player vehicles for free in GTA:O, why can't they add those blimps in for free for returning players?

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Shadowfennekin

I want to kill Tony

He's so full of himself, thinking he's entitled to 10%.... at least Ron did all the sourcing for you, Tony's doing jack sh*t!

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LunaticPandora

 

What the hell!! I wasn't even standing in the f*cking road here! God damn piece of sh*t npc drivers.

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RyuNova
1 minute ago, Shadowfennekin said:

I want to kill Tony

He's so full of himself, thinking he's entitled to 10%.... at least Ron did all the sourcing for you, Tony's doing jack sh*t!

 

He's laundering the money so that the Nightclub looks legit and you don't have the IRS up your bottom.

For the amount of passive money I am making he can have his measly ten percent. Its capped at 100.000 anyway.

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No Use For A Name
8 hours ago, Cackling Jack said:

 

This makes me not want to do selling at all from my nightclubs. And who thought that giving Tony a “cut” was a good idea?! The dude did nothing while I drove around the map dropping sh!t off. Maybe I should just go back to selling Kangroo meat out of my van. 

Every nightclub sales mission I’ve done has been easy. The NPC enemies aren’t particularly competent, so they’re no threat even to an unarm(or)ed delivery vehicle. The barge mission is easy with the  Speedo provided it isn’t flailing about while trying to drop it. The Mule one is a bit trickier. It was a pain in the ass to hook up (I have no mods on mine, might be easier with a gun sticking or wedge sticking out). You just need to make sure you gain plenty of altitude before taking it out to sea though. 

 

Btw, anyone know how many crates/product you lose if you switch sessions during a sale?

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EkaSwede
1 hour ago, RyuNova said:

 

He's laundering the money so that the Nightclub looks legit and you don't have the IRS up your bottom.

For the amount of passive money I am making he can have his measly ten percent. Its capped at 100.000 anyway.

I think Tony Prince is way more affable than Ron. Sure, he can sound a little uppity, but I tihnk he's happy to have a financial backer who isn't a complete ass to him like in tBoGT. He has one job, and that is making sure the money is laundered neatly, although I'd say it'd be a bit difficult after the Sting Sell mission, but he manages. And judging from the cutscenes it seems our online character seems more happy with Tony and much less annoyed by him rather than freaking Ron.

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ytowntuneup
9 minutes ago, EkaSwede said:

I think Tony Prince is way more affable than Ron. Sure, he can sound a little uppity, but I tihnk he's happy to have a financial backer who isn't a complete ass to him like in tBoGT. He has one job, and that is making sure the money is laundered neatly, although I'd say it'd be a bit difficult after the Sting Sell mission, but he manages. And judging from the cutscenes it seems our online character seems more happy with Tony and much less annoyed by him rather than freaking Ron.

Agree. Even though I'm speaking as someone who's never bought a Hanger (not enough cash), I still find myself hating Ron because of all the "BUY A HANGER SO WE CAN WORK TOGETHER!!!" spam calls every time I join a session.

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Picklez

For the first time ever Rockstar goes back to make changes to old cars. What do they do? They take away the Futo's "livery" just to sell it back to you for like $18,000. Holy sh*t the absolute state of C*. They'll get away with it too as usual thanks to their legion of fanboys made up of chocolate cake stain mouthed little kids and low IQ adults going "but muh free content".

 

God damn am I glad I don't play this unsalvageable pile of trash anymore.

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Shadowfennekin
2 hours ago, RyuNova said:

 

He's laundering the money so that the Nightclub looks legit and you don't have the IRS up your bottom.

For the amount of passive money I am making he can have his measly ten percent. Its capped at 100.000 anyway.

.....how does this have so many likes?!

It was nothing but cutting into MY profits! How could you guys like him taking money away?

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SaturdayNight

For a company that promotes being a criminal, they like to dictate your actions alot.  I get a business model and trying to make a profit, but releasing new vehicles and properties to buy and sell and have different ways to earn at our own discretion would have been nice. Like if i bought a garage or warehouse i wanna store whatever i want in them.  Crime should be exciting and have the feeling of freedom.  This makes me feel forced to grind. Big pay days and the rush is gone. The only rush is from risking your money all too often and the risk reward balance is godawful. 

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Sentinel Driver

opressor mk2 is underpowered

strikeforce cannon is underpowered

 

wtf is this c* game balancing?

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White Shark

Jesus, this live stream with Fangs is ****ing painful.  She has no idea how to play.  You would think that if RockStar wanted their game promoted they would actually use someone who had a basic understand of how to play.  This is boring as hell.

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White Shark

Well I'm not sure what to think.  I've linked my account and been watching the stream since the beginning but not a single claim button has appeared...

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Dburger

“yeah, we’re literally only watching this stream for GTA$ but we want to be entertained too” 

 

F*ck no. You didn’t have to watch the damn stream, and Rockstar/Fangs didn’t have to make it or give you an opportunity to get free money. 

 

I do believe that R* could choose better streamers for these livestreams, but during that particular stream/looking at the comments I was thinking “just take your free sh*t and shut the f*ck up.” 

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Chrome Dome Rome

Does anyone else get extremely annoyed by how often NPC drivers blare their f*cking horns?! You can be in the far right lane then when you pass the NPC in the oncoming lane they honk and call you “Cocksucker!” or “Moron!” and throws you the bird! I tell ya, I’m fed up with these rude a$$holes!

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Commander S
On 7/31/2018 at 3:32 PM, Pedinhuh said:

I created a new GTA character on my other account to play as a bare bones biker, only bought a Clubhouse up in Paleto Bay so he can live away from LS and just maintain his biker lifestyle, and this is what I have to deal with every time I log in:
 

Spoiler

 

-2 spam emails, one from Warstock to buy the MOC and Avenger, the other for the treasure hunt...I have no will to do any of them;

 

-2 phones calls from Tony to buy the nightclubs;

 

-1 phone call from Ron to buy a Hangar;

 

-1 phone call from Agent 14 to buy a bunker;

 

-1 phone call from Agent 14 to buy a facility;

 

-1 phone call from Lester to buy a facility;

 

-1 text message from Lester to buy a facility;

 

-1 text message from Lester to buy a high-end apartment;

 

-2 text messages from Tony to buy a nightclub, not more than 5 minutes apart from each;

 

-1 text message from Madrazo to do dispatch missions;

 

 

All of this in less than 15 minutes in a session, for a level 13 character...Who only knows Lester.

Good game R*!



It gets better - not only is there going to be a whole load of stuff from Paige about the Terrorbyte (covering every option, including 'you haven't bought a nightclub yet', 'you've bought a nightclub but not basement garage level 5', 'you've bought garage floor 5 but not a Terrorbyte' and even 'you've bought all that sh*t and even driven the thing, but haven't gone and looked in the back yet'... :blink:), but if you own a club, but haven't got the warehouse up and running, you'll get texts and phone messages from Tony until you do. :sui:

 

Heck, I actually got one earlier, rebuking me for having a club, but specifically not owning any of the other business - as if it wasn't clear enough already, R* really wants ALL players to own an office (with cargo warehouses), a clubhouse (plus all the satellite properties - weed farm, document forgery, etc.), a vehicle warehouse, a bunker (plus MOC), a hangar, a facility (plus Avenger), a clubhouse (with a fully-operational warehouse, a fifth-floor garage, and a fully-functional Terrorbyte).
 

 

So much for "just what you choose to do in this living online world is up to you", eh? :rol: And also, it's amazing how R* decided to do new Madrazo missions with (IIRC) no new voiceover work, but figured it worth spending time and money on getting every possible permutation of "why haven't you bought the new stuff yet?" recorded instead...

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kcole4001
4 minutes ago, Chrome Dome Rome said:

Does anyone else get extremely annoyed by how often NPC drivers blare their f*cking horns?! You can be in the far right lane then when you pass the NPC in the oncoming lane they honk and call you “Cocksucker!” or “Moron!” and throws you the bird! I tell ya, I’m fed up with these rude a$$holes!

That's what makes a spot of Headhunter so much fun, you get to free aim missiles at the punks while traveling in between targets.

It's also retribution for their kamikaze driving style when trying to get an undamaged vehicle to a sell drop point/LSC/Simeon's lockup, etc....also including but not solely the champagne truck (which looks suspiciously similar to a Pisswasser truck) during a club promo mission.

 

The buggers stop, change direction, and even skid sideways defying all physics to get out of the way of a missile. It's good practice, though.

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Irish45455

Why the hell does the Patriot Stretch have a 2JZ for it's engine model? Try as I might, I don't hear any stuh-stuh-stuh-stuh when I rev it and no kick-ass doo-doo-doo-doo from the blow off valve. Seriously, what idiot is being left in charge of this stuff? Even the Jester Classic doesn't do either of those. 

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Shadowfennekin
39 minutes ago, Commander S said:



It gets better - not only is there going to be a whole load of stuff from Paige about the Terrorbyte (covering every option, including 'you haven't bought a nightclub yet', 'you've bought a nightclub but not basement garage level 5', 'you've bought garage floor 5 but not a Terrorbyte' and even 'you've bought all that sh*t and even driven the thing, but haven't gone and looked in the back yet'... :blink:), but if you own a club, but haven't got the warehouse up and running, you'll get texts and phone messages from Tony until you do. :sui:

 

Heck, I actually got one earlier, rebuking me for having a club, but specifically not owning any of the other business - as if it wasn't clear enough already, R* really wants ALL players to own an office (with cargo warehouses), a clubhouse (plus all the satellite properties - weed farm, document forgery, etc.), a vehicle warehouse, a bunker (plus MOC), a hangar, a facility (plus Avenger), a clubhouse (with a fully-operational warehouse, a fifth-floor garage, and a fully-functional Terrorbyte).
 

 

So much for "just what you choose to do in this living online world is up to you", eh? :rol: And also, it's amazing how R* decided to do new Madrazo missions with (IIRC) no new voiceover work, but figured it worth spending time and money on getting every possible permutation of "why haven't you bought the new stuff yet?" recorded instead...

Well they were contact missions.....

And easy to add without an update. They'd have needed to add voice files to record Martin's new lines

 

I really hope they do NOT do something like that again, unless they count as Contract missions..... ie, I can hide them without waiting 5 months for an update

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Lupo-Akane

I hate this update so much....to hell with gay tony, english dave and the djs..

I don't know how they can flip up a dlc so bad, boring butt people in it. None of them are funny or very interesting, just a bunch of flipping losers that just show up and leach of off us.

 

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Shadowfennekin

We've already met Lamar, Lester, Martin, Trevor, Ron, Chef, Michelle/Karen, Paige, Eddie Toh, Agent ULP, Lazlow, Chris Formage, Tyler Dixon, Poppy Mitchell, Dom, Kerry Mcintosh, Lacey Jonas..... and soon Maude.

At this rate our character is going to know everybody from SP BUT Franklin and Michael! lol

 

Seriously though, R* pls add Packie into Online.

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Sentinel Driver

There's too many f*cking ways to pussy out in this game

passive abuse mode

all the properties

yacht with defences enabled

quitting the game

 

 

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Khaisz
20 hours ago, Maxx1013 said:

Do a parachute jump and Dom will leave you alone and call Brucie for some BST and he will leave you alone. I haven't had a call from them in forever.

 

I can't wait for a glitch that allows you to kill contacts as soon as that happens LJT is f*cked.

 

LJT is annoying the f*ck out of me. Your business has run out of supplies, 2 minutes later upgrade your equipment, 2 minutes later upgrade your equipment, 2 minutes later supplies, 2 minutes later equipment again for the 10th f*cking time in 10 minutes. If I want to upgrade my equipment or steal/buy supplies I will now F*CK OF AND LEAVE ME ALONE LJT. Even if I'm registered as a CEO and not registered as anything this a**hole keeps ringing me. I dread just turning my game on now because of him.

Speaking of LJT, I had the brilliant idea of maxing stocks and supplies, can't run out of supplies if stock is full, and can't get phone calls about empty supplies if it never goes down... 

 

But... 

Now he calls me about selling the stuff instead.. 

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PetrolCB
45 minutes ago, Sentinel Driver said:

There's too many f*cking ways to pussy out in this game

passive abuse mode

all the properties

yacht with defences enabled

quitting the game

 

 

How is this a way to “pussy out”?

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Sentinel Driver
59 minutes ago, PetrolCB said:

How is this a way to “pussy out”?

 

It's the same as going in passive, you can't be killed while you're on your yacht with the defences enabled. But unlike passive, you can do it even if you're a CEO or you have a bounty

and you can disable and enable them with no cooldowns

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Verbal Soze

I'm getting tired of being harrased by those blue sultans in i/e so i planned a revenge 

38200145_2154035961548531_73287506456267

 

And the aftermath

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Feck those hipsters in their sultans, payback's a butch, lay down boi hahaha

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GAUNTLET HELLFIRE

R* patched the glitch that let you put aircraft in the special vehicle warehouse it sucks but it's understandable since they aren't meant to be in there anyway  but the really crappy thing they did is rush out a patch to stop people putting them in there and instead of just putting everything back where it belongs they can't be called out at all and I can't drive my special vehicles back into the warehouse. Now I have no way at all of using my Akula until a new glitch come out that lets me put it back in my hangar. 

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Skullkicker227

Oh great. English Dave will spam f*ck your phone if you don't wanna pay to change your DJ. f*cking perfect.

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Sentinel Driver

Business consolidation would be one of the best updates to this game ever

but c* will never do it

they blatantly falsely advertised the nightclubs as business consolidation.

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PetrolCB
10 minutes ago, Sentinel Driver said:

Business consolidation would be one of the best updates to this game ever

but c* will never do it

they blatantly falsely advertised the nightclubs as business consolidation.

Well, the new Terrorbyte (or whatever it’s f*cking called) does allow you to operate everything, anywhere. So, there’s your consolidation. 

1 hour ago, Sentinel Driver said:

 

It's the same as going in passive, you can't be killed while you're on your yacht with the defences enabled. But unlike passive, you can do it even if you're a CEO or you have a bounty

and you can disable and enable them with no cooldowns

Then attack the person in stealth, like you’re a Navy Seal. Take Jesse Ventura for instance. Do you know how easy it would be to take him out on a normal means of transportation? That’s why he only travels by motorcycle sidecar and frog-man flipper. 

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