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The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

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Arrows to Athens

I'm sorry, but how does this even happen? All you have to do is drive straight. How hard is it?

 

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I managed to go from dead last because of that train wreck to second place, as everyone kept crashing and spinning out, allowing me to gain several positions within a span of several seconds. 

 

Public races are full of imbecilic morons who can't drive. 

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No Homing
1 hour ago, Arrows to Athens said:

I'm sorry, but how does this even happen? All you have to do is drive straight. How hard is it?

 

Public races are full of imbecilic morons who can't drive. 

Looks like you answered your own question. :)

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No Homing

R* games services unavailable... oh boy.

 

SC is having weird issues too.

My GTAO stats load, but when I go to my SC profile it says this member doesn't exist.

Omg wtf SC is totally nuked now wtf is happening??

 

Okay, well it's all working fine now again but that was very odd.

SC even gave me a runtime error or something, just a white page with some text detailing some kind of error.

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Gridl0k
On 11/16/2020 at 4:26 PM, RubenGass said:

I sincerely hate the 'mission design' with the NPC enemies. Especially in some of the later missions in the Casino Heist where two merryweather buzzards (two helicopters over a single inexpensive item? seems excessive but okay) spawn but you have no option to deal with them.

 

You kill them? Two new ones INSTANTLY spawn

You escape them? Two new ones INSTANTLY spawn

 

What am I to do other than to accept the inevitability of the buzzards shooting me as I drive back? I sure as hell am enjoying this fun mission design.

Sorry if someone already replied but you should shoot the gunners out the doors on foot, then you have nothing more than fruity language to worry about all the way home (unless they lose you and respawn).

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J-Scott-D
14 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

So I finally come on after a 3 month break from the game, and I cross paths with a level 70 tryhard in God mode constantly killing a level 13. Game hasn’t changed one bit in those 3 months, it seems. Why do I even bother?

You already knew nothing would be different. You know GTAO better than most players. :)

 

I saw the announcement for the new update and I loved seeing the heist is soloable. Then after thinking about it, I know R* will make it miserable to play solo. Just my prediction. 

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suicidal_banana

All these children bumping age old threads in several sections now because there's finally an update to the map (and they dont realize its for online only) are f*cking pathetic, jesus christ i hate younger generations so much. Yes very good that your baseless speculations of years ago are now turned into truth by a future update you never even knew about.

 

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f-in hell.

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Arrows to Athens

Don't you just love it when you host a race with your preferred settings, you manage to accumulate a full lobby, and then that one player gets stuck on "joining" who you cannot kick, halting the entire lobby and potentially ruining the opportunity to race, forcing everyone to back out and go through the torture of watching the clouds again? And to make matters worse, you get players yelling at you to start the game, even though you can't because of the person stuck on "joining", and then they yell at you to kick them, even though you can't because of the fact that you can't kick players who haven't joined yet.

 

Looks like I'm gonna be taking another break from this trash game. 

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1 hour ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Don't you just love it when you host a race with your preferred settings, you manage to accumulate a full lobby, and then that one player gets stuck on "joining" who you cannot kick, halting the entire lobby and potentially ruining the opportunity to race, forcing everyone to back out and go through the torture of watching the clouds again? And to make matters worse, you get players yelling at you to start the game, even though you can't because of the person stuck on "joining", and then they yell at you to kick them, even though you can't because of the fact that you can't kick players who haven't joined yet.

 

Looks like I'm gonna be taking another break from this trash game. 

Who are you and what have you done with Athens? That's two in a row now...

 

Two things in life are certain: GTA will be glitchy, and GTA players will be rock-bottom ADHD-having, couch-bouncing, tantrum-throwing, selfish, greedy, malicious, hyper-toxic c*nts. You know this.

 

For the glitches, well, think of them like weather - it is what it is, you can't change it, so suck it up and deal.

 

For the randoms, take a deep breath, and repeat the mantra: "Randoms are not worth the effort of hating them. They are are merely tools to be used to further my own ends. I have no sentiment towards them. I do not not care about anything they say, do or want. I will take what I need from them and move on without ever looking back. This is MY game, not theirs."

 

I don't think you need a break - I think you just need to remember who it is you're dealing with.

 

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Arrows to Athens

Why is everyone playing Congestion Charge? It has to be one of the most boring and dull races to be created by C ockstar. Do people not know there are other land races in this game?

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Xiled

Hoping we get the ability to turn off the dialogue from whoever the heist person is during the heists. One thing that annoys me about heists, is that the heist helper person, lester, agent 69, whoever, never shuts the f*ck up during the missions. Its just like getting rid of the cops with lester, the stars get taken away, and lester tells you a life story for 5 minutes instead, like just do your task, and be quiet. It all must be done with telepathy, given you hang up the phone, and they just keep talking and talking and talking. 

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Wastelander (Suzuki)
On 11/20/2020 at 10:54 PM, Arrows to Athens said:

I'm sorry, but how does this even happen? All you have to do is drive straight. How hard is it?

 

li6GhJk.gif

 

I managed to go from dead last because of that train wreck to second place, as everyone kept crashing and spinning out, allowing me to gain several positions within a span of several seconds. 

 

Public races are full of imbecilic morons who can't drive. 

lol, imagine actually being this f*cking lucky. These f*cktards wait until there is less than a mile left to start doing this sh*t and ruin a race I've been in 1st place in for most of it. I swear to god this week is going to get me sent to the Hell that is Bad Sport Lobbies just due to the sheer amount of races I've f*cking quit because I'm not accepting going from a near 30-60k payout to 2 f*cking grand, because these f*cking subhuman less than ape level of IQ point pieces of sh*t can't f*cking drive. 

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TEENWULF
14 hours ago, suicidal_banana said:

All these children bumping age old threads in several sections now because there's finally an update to the map (and they dont realize its for online only) are f*cking pathetic, jesus christ i hate younger generations so much. Yes very good that your baseless speculations of years ago are now turned into truth by a future update you never even knew about.

 

310px-Boy_with_Down_Syndrome.JPG

 

f-in hell.

Here he is again. The idiot child. Doesn't understand what's going on so he starts crying. 

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junkpile

All these f*cking glitches. 

Is it just me.. F. E. 

I go into cover or into a car, then pressing start while at it and the action gets canceled. 

In cover I stand up, I exit the vehicle. W t f. 

Also the wanted times are so irregular. 

Sometimes it takes forever to get rid of one star. Other times, like flying away in hostile takeover getting rid of 4 stars takes a couple of seconds. 

When I freed Packie online I got rid of the wanted level. 

I was close to his destination. 

Stars lost. 

All of a sudden again wanted for nothing! 

Lester erased them stars only to get another star immediately for doing nothing! 

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junkpile
On 11/21/2020 at 4:54 AM, Arrows to Athens said:

I'm sorry, but how does this even happen? All you have to do is drive straight. How hard is it?

 

li6GhJk.gif

 

I managed to go from dead last because of that train wreck to second place, as everyone kept crashing and spinning out, allowing me to gain several positions within a span of several seconds. 

 

Public races are full of imbecilic morons who can't drive. 

That's because most of them players are kids with high pitch voices. 

And I gotta say this is fun. 

I had a similar race. 

Me in a zentorno, turbo starting. 

But my followers pushing crashing into me taking me back to last place. 

However. I managed to get no 1 still. Karma is a bitch

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TheFroggmann

Here's a message for the Tryhard larva out there: Just admit when you are dealing with someone who is sneakier than you. Don't resort to Kicking and reporting me as a cheater. 

 

Although it was worth the laugh when he spent $750,000 to blow up a toy car. That's when I know I really got under someone's skin... 

 

 

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xInfected_Virus

I F*cking HATE it when the game goes into a stupid snack animation during a Criminal Mastermind run in a MIDDLE OF A FIREFIGHT. It nearly costed my teams CM run several times all because the game decided to go into that idiotic snack animation which doesn't even regain your health much.

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Arrows to Athens

So I was chucked back into free roam when I was on the car selection screen for a premium race for no reason, and I noticed that once I loaded in, everything in the distance looked blurred.

 

 

Strange. I had to switch sessions to fix it. This game is f*cking high.

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Standard Deluxe 59
1 hour ago, xInfected_Virus said:

I F*cking HATE it when the game goes into a stupid snack animation during a Criminal Mastermind run in a MIDDLE OF A FIREFIGHT. It nearly costed my teams CM run several times all because the game decided to go into that idiotic snack animation which doesn't even regain your health much.

Always either be aiming or in cover when you decide to snack, you won't go through the animation that way. 

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32 minutes ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

Always either be aiming or in cover when you decide to snack, you won't go through the animation that way. 

I know, the thing is that, if your character is in a combat state then you can snack up quickly without that stupid animation.

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YELLOW ZOOMER WITH DRONE
On 11/20/2020 at 9:54 PM, Arrows to Athens said:

I'm sorry, but how does this even happen? All you have to do is drive straight. How hard is it?

 

li6GhJk.gif

 

I managed to go from dead last because of that train wreck to second place, as everyone kept crashing and spinning out, allowing me to gain several positions within a span of several seconds. 

 

Public races are full of imbecilic morons who can't drive. 

It reminds me of this (01:15)

 

 

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Xiled
Just now, YELLOW ZOOMER WITH DRONE said:

It reminds me of this (01:15)

 

 

Good race, everyone

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whywontyoulisten
4 hours ago, xInfected_Virus said:

I F*cking HATE it when the game goes into a stupid snack animation during a Criminal Mastermind run in a MIDDLE OF A FIREFIGHT. It nearly costed my teams CM run several times all because the game decided to go into that idiotic snack animation which doesn't even regain your health much.

People attempting Criminal Mastermind when they don't know how snacks work.

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fryday

you still got 20 seconds to choose from a 50+ car pool, sorted by alphabet before a gta race... this is just trolling from R*

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Gridl0k
2 hours ago, fryday said:

you still got 20 seconds to choose from a 50+ car pool, sorted by alphabet before a gta race... this is just trolling from R*

And then there's the OG heists and their vehicle select screen, same deal but 170ish 😂

 

Apparently I still have like 7 bikes somewhere.

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EkaSwede
1 hour ago, Gridl0k said:

And then there's the OG heists and their vehicle select screen, same deal but 170ish 😂

 

Apparently I still have like 7 bikes somewhere.

Even worse when you have many different variations of the same car (because they got fun customization options) and you don't know which one you're going to pick.

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Gridl0k

Just one diamond the size of the ones in the casino would be worth around $50-150m. Obviously there's no DeBeers in the GTA universe.

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Thomas The Dank Engine

Anyone having lobbies with 5 FPS lately? It's getting worse by the minute.

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partci

I was at least able to finish my Casino Heists the previous weeks. Now those are shutting my game down too (when out of the casino, the moment I try to pick up a car). Won't be installing Win10 because of this game, so will probably delete it if this continue after the December update.

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Angry Akula

What do I have to do to get a dubsta from Agatha? I call her, she says sure, but the car never arrives. Is this some cheap patch from C* so we can't spawn dubsta 2s?

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Timsalabimbo
39 minutes ago, Angry Akula said:

What do I have to do to get a dubsta from Agatha? I call her, she says sure, but the car never arrives. Is this some cheap patch from C* so we can't spawn dubsta 2s?

Her vehicle delivery service has been turned off since the summer update.

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