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Shadowfennekin

The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

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Pedinhuh
2 minutes ago, WildBrick142 said:

Unfortunately, that's what's going to happen.

 

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Hey, it's Paige Harris. I work with Lester Crest... I basically run things over there while he takes credit. Anyway, I've got a new sideline you might be interested in... high-end scores, taken elegantly, using the latest tech. There's a Terrorbyte truck on Warstock I can turn into our Nerve Center. Get one, we'll store it under your club, and get moving on this immediately.


Hey, it's Paige Harris. I work with Lester Crest... I basically run things over there while he takes credit. Anyway, I've got a new sideline you might be interested in... high-end scores, taken elegantly, using the latest tech. Only problem, you'd need somewhere to store our Nerve Center... if you ever start a club with Tony Prince, I'll give you another call.


Hey, it's Paige again. I see you're in the dance club business. If you wanna put the underground garage to some use, we could put a Terrorbyte truck down there and turn it into a Nerve Center for taking scores... Buy it on Warstock and I'll do the rest. This could be good for both of us.


Hey. Paige Harris here... you and me should do this. It makes sense. Buy the Terrorbyte truck on Warstock, we turn it into a Nerve Center, and start taking scores. I've got some great ideas, I just need someone to execute them.


Aren't you gonna go check out your new toy? Let's get to work already. Access the back of your Terrorbyte and I'll be in touch.

 

sh*t like this should be outlawed

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Geisterfaust
8 minutes ago, Pedinhuh said:

Oh my f*cking God...

That's the issue with Online approach nowadays: you can't play as you want in a sandbox game, the game forces you to have crap you may not want. What if I only want to play DMs and TDMs or adversary modes? Races? Or just do some parachuting. 

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xXxKAMIKAZExXx

Too many hackers on PC :(

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Smokewood
5 minutes ago, xXxKAMIKAZExXx said:

Too many hackers on PC :(

I switched to consoles in 2015 after years of swearing that PC gaming was the best.

If you want to play online games, consoles are the way to go.

 

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PicklePrick
20 hours ago, kcole4001 said:

I had an issue where one of the techs wouldn't stay assigned, it should show on the warehouse management screen that techs are 5/5, or whatever number you should have assigned.

I kept getting 4/5 until after I left the game and loaded back in, now they're staying where I put 'em.

 

Make sure you're getting all of them assigned.

how do I assign them dudeeeee

20 hours ago, Action_Andy said:

Well ... I kinda like that Nightclub thing, and that you can make some money with your MC-Bussinesses without driving Post Vans and stuff, but ...

 

IF THAT GODDAMM FATHERMOCKER LJT CALLS ME ONE MORE TIME THEN AAAAARGGGHJHHH!!!!

dude its been so long that all the heists dlc came out, its been 5 years since heists appeared in gta online and Lester the c*nt still calls me f*cking annoying fat prick ARGHHHHHH pisses me off!!!

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Agent 14

I wish i could mute calls from these following c*nts Brucie LJT and Dom

Every ten minutes one of them is calling me.

 

Dom - you are a pussy stop what you're doing a jump from planes!

 

Brucie - Why are you not juicing? Juicing is for winners!

 

And LJT - enough said.

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apple1554
39 minutes ago, Smokewood said:

I switched to consoles in 2015 after years of swearing that PC gaming was the best.

If you want to play online games, consoles are the way to go.

 

Yeah just buy a console instead of the developer implementing a anticheat-system /s

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wizooord
12 minutes ago, Agent 14 said:

I wish i could mute calls from these following c*nts Brucie LJT and Dom

Every ten minutes one of them is calling me.

 

Dom - you are a pussy stop what you're doing a jump from planes!

 

Brucie - Why are you not juicing? Juicing is for winners!

 

And LJT - enough said.

well the first two are easy, do whatever dom wants you to do once, buy bullshark from brucie once and they stop calling. LJT tho... I haven't heard from him in nearly two years.. 'till i was forced to re-open all my bike stuff by Tony and heckin' Lazlow...

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My daily B&M - Can't go inside the club garages during missions. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Dr.Rosenthal

About those phone calls; if you want an Avenger, you buy an Avenger. If you want a Bunker, you go ahead and buy a bunker.

The only reason I can come up with that'd explain this constant harassment is that R* thinks players will be so sick of getting phone calls from people they don't give a sh*t about, so that they'll cave in and pay millions for a property they don't want just to stop being harassed. 98% of those who sits down with this game long enough to have an online character already knows about Bunkers, Facilities, Nightclubs, Avengers and MOCs. And if they don't they'll find out for themselves in about 3 seconds!

 

I figured out how to play Civilization 1 on a crappy Amiga carved out of solid rock when I was 7. I know kids today get all kinds of sh*t but they ain't that f*cking dumb so they can't figure out how to buy stuff in the most well-known online franchise of the world today.

 

R.I.P. Grand Theft Auto 1998-2018

Long live Grand Harassment by Real Estate Purveyors and Drug Traffickers 2018-

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Smokewood
22 minutes ago, apple1554 said:

Yeah just buy a console instead of the developer implementing a anticheat-system /s

See, your issue is with believing that's even possible....

A true anti-cheat system would cost too much, so therefore you will never see it. 

Players are faster to react than corporations.

You cannot stop cheaters on PC.

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Viewbob

gta online is down

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Shadowfennekin
1 hour ago, Dburger said:

 

I hope not. Right now, I see Paige as a completely badass hacker woman that is the brains of many large illegal activities/scores. I’m glad that her role in GTAO is growing, but I’d hate for her to be lowered to pestering us with calls all day long. That’d be a massive shame. 

If by completely badass, you mean highway robbery then yes.

I don't get the love for Paige

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Cheesy_wotsit

About those phone calls; if you want an Avenger, you buy an Avenger. If you want a Bunker, you go ahead and by a bunker.

 

and those who don't want to buy these items will learn this combo. push x, push o. (PS4 only) less than a second and the phone call is done with. At this point it is an automatic response, I am doing whatever I am doing, usually high speed Stromberg trolling or running anti - deluxo sweeps in my Akula Tony calls (because I have a nightclub but haven't bothered to set up crate assignment rubbish so he has to phone me every time I log in to remind me about something) the hang up response is so pre programmed now I don;t even notice it, it certainly doesn't break my gameplay flow... saying that Rcokstar really need to... you know what no point finishing that Rcokstar have so many QOL things they need to add but it doesn't make them JAWS card money so they won't bother!

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Arrows to Athens
17 hours ago, Rafae said:

wow

 

this f*cking game literally calls you on your phone telling you to go destroy others product 

 

 

lmao rockstar man

Maybe if it gave some decent f*cking pay and rewards, then maybe more people would destroy products. What the f*ck is $2000 and some RP gonna do?

1 hour ago, KSI_IS_STUPID_ said:

 

dude its been so long that all the heists dlc came out, its been 5 years since heists appeared in gta online and Lester the c*nt still calls me f*cking annoying fat prick ARGHHHHHH pisses me off!!!

It's been three years, mate, not five.

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apple1554
5 minutes ago, Smokewood said:

See, your issue is with believing that's even possible....

A true anti-cheat system would cost too much, so therefore you will never see it. 

Players are faster to react than corporations.

You cannot stop cheaters on PC.

Disagree.

All they have to do is fortify the game engine to the extent where it's no longer possible for your average script kiddie to crash other peoples games, bypass the reports system completely etc.

GTA Online it's current state tech wise reminds me of the early days of Arma 3: People could load up scripts that would turn you into seagulls, block your whole screen with a image file and so on.

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Sanches
20 minutes ago, Smokewood said:

You cannot stop cheaters on PC.

But you can slow them down and Rockstar don't try that hard to do so.
 

 

5 minutes ago, apple1554 said:

Arma 3: People could load up scripts that would turn you into seagulls, block your whole screen with a image file and so on.

Yeah and now devs fill your screen with adds when you grab a DLC weapon.

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WildBrick142
17 minutes ago, Mrs. Buzz said:

Excellent example how R* works.

 

Releasing the blimp (waited 3+ years for it),

https://i.imgur.com/BiTniKg.jpg

 

or....

 

https://i.imgur.com/hRuX4mj.jpg

 

Out of stock... serious.... Uhmmm, ok. Well played....

Sea Sparrow going out of stock might have been my fault, sorry everyone who wanted one. :whistle:

 

 

 

Interesting that websites have support for "out of stock" vehicles though, wonder what was Rockstar planning with that 🤔

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Spider-Vice
2 hours ago, xXxKAMIKAZExXx said:

Too many hackers on PC :(

I went to book Tale of Us for my club and do a nightclub source mission while listening to LSUR, some f*ck exploded me and my associate, and then put me in a cage. So yeah.

 

Upside is I could finally finish a business battle.

2 minutes ago, WildBrick142 said:

wonder what was Rockstar planning with that

Exposing all dripfeed vehicles from the get go but not letting you buy them? 

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Gaffa

I'm surprised they can't put two options in for notifications or online menu - one to allow / disallow contact phone calls (can't receive but can still make them) and one to enable or disable the server notifications (kill feed, updated adversary mode, who's off the radar etc). 

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-Travis+Bickle-

one of the most boaring event weeks (or drip feed week)...even one week after the dlc

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gtafan26
2 hours ago, hei3enberg said:

That's the issue with Online approach nowadays: you can't play as you want in a sandbox game, the game forces you to have crap you may not want. What if I only want to play DMs and TDMs or adversary modes? Races? Or just do some parachuting. 

That wont sell many Shark Cards, so of course R* would rather you not do those things and buy the new stuff they add to the game

 

 

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Pedinhuh
42 minutes ago, Gaffa said:

I'm surprised they can't put two options in for notifications or online menu - one to allow / disallow contact phone calls (can't receive but can still make them) and one to enable or disable the server notifications (kill feed, updated adversary mode, who's off the radar etc). 

Because how are they going to nag you to death to buy a bunker or hangar? The idea is to frustrate you long enough for one day you carve in.

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Smokewood
3 minutes ago, Pedinhuh said:

Because how are they going to nag you to death to buy a bunker or hangar? The idea is to frustrate you long enough for one day you carve in.

I cannot believe people actually believe that crap.

No, it isn't to get you to spend your fake money.

It's simply a roleplayer function and a way to inform the playerbase.

If I leave the game for a few months I need to know (be told in-game by the game) that there are new properties to buy if I choose.

 

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Pedinhuh
1 minute ago, Smokewood said:

I cannot believe people actually believe that crap.

No, it isn't to get you to spend your fake money.

It's simply a roleplayer function and a way to inform the playerbase.

If I leave the game for a few months I need to know (be told in-game by the game) that there are new properties to buy if I choose.

 

Sure buddy, but I like to digress:

 

5 hours ago, Pedinhuh said:

I created a new GTA character on my other account to play as a bare bones biker, only bought a Clubhouse up in Paleto Bay so he can live away from LS and just maintain his biker lifestyle, and this is what I have to deal with every time I log in:

 

-2 spam emails, one from Warstock to buy the MOC and Avenger, the other for the treasure hunt...I have no will to do any of them;

 

-2 phones calls from Tony to buy the nightclubs;

 

-1 phone call from Ron to buy a Hangar;

 

-1 phone call from Agent 14 to buy a bunker;

 

-1 phone call from Agent 14 to buy a facility;

 

-1 phone call from Lester to buy a facility;

 

-1 text message from Lester to buy a facility;

 

-1 text message from Lester to buy a high-end apartment;

 

-2 text messages from Tony to buy a nightclub, not more than 5 minutes apart from each;

 

-1 text message from Madrazo to do dispatch missions;

 

All of this in less than 15 minutes in a session, for a level 13 character...Who only knows Lester.

Good game R*!

If they only spammed ALL OF THESE PHONE CALLS ONCE, I'd believe you.

 

But this sh*t repeats everytime i login with that character.

 

Gay Tony himself keeps on nagging for me to buy the club multiple times.

 

THIS IS NOT FOR ROLE PLAY, PERIOD. And you can't just say that is for information because we already know about it, this is to make you more likely to spend your fake money soon enough to buy these business ventures.

 

And I should remind you: Most of these venues are in the game for over a year already, if my character didn't a bunker until this day, I would still be receiving spam from Agent 14 to buy his stinking bunker.

 

Stop shilling and making up excuses for sh*tty business practices because you won't get any support here.

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kcole4001
3 hours ago, KSI_IS_STUPID_ said:

how do I assign them dudeeeee

.........

Just click on the guy (he'll have a little man icon like you'd see on a washroom door) and then click on the commodity you want to assign him to.

Click on (or hire if you haven't already) the next guy, assign him to the next commodity.

 

When done, you should see in the summary that the technicians assigned value is shown as 5/5, or a full value of however many businesses you have running.

Here's a good basic guide, some good tips in this one:

 

 

It's a bit long, but goes through the club setup step by step, very little bullcrap.

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Smokewood
40 minutes ago, Pedinhuh said:

Sure buddy, but I like to digress:

 

If they only spammed ALL OF THESE PHONE CALLS ONCE, I'd believe you.

 

But this sh*t repeats everytime i login with that character.

 

Gay Tony himself keeps on nagging for me to buy the club multiple times.

 

THIS IS NOT FOR ROLE PLAY, PERIOD. And you can't just say that is for information because we already know about it, this is to make you more likely to spend your fake money soon enough to buy these business ventures.

 

And I should remind you: Most of these venues are in the game for over a year already, if my character didn't a bunker until this day, I would still be receiving spam from Agent 14 to buy his stinking bunker.

 

Stop shilling and making up excuses for sh*tty business practices because you won't get any support here.

Sorry, I just don't buy it.

They call you a lot right? Just like a nagging salesman, or just like these places that spam your real life cell phone.

It is 100% a role-playing function.

Also, the money is fake. It cost you nothing but time in-game. How is that "sh*tty Business Practices"?

 

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Arrows to Athens

What's up with people failing heists when we're right near the final destination? It's like they wait until everything is done, and everyone is at the final destination, and that one c*nt intentionally destroys the vehicle or dies towards the end.

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TheUnknownBastich
9 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

What's up with people failing heists when we're right near the final destination? It's like they wait until everything is done, and everyone is at the final destination, and that one c*nt intentionally destroys the vehicle or dies towards the end.

Unfortunately, no-one has yet devised a troll-proof game :( 

 

These supremely idiotic buffoons think it's really cool to ruin everyone else's day.

 

The only friends they have are other supremely idiotic buffoons, the sad f*ckas.

 

 

It's difficult to form a really reliable heist crew :(  Time-zones, people with no ethernet cable (ie, wi-fi drops...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!), bah!

 

Good luck in future, Arrows to Athens :)

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Lupo-Akane
1 hour ago, Smokewood said:

Sorry, I just don't buy it.

They call you a lot right? Just like a nagging salesman, or just like these places that spam your real life cell phone.

It is 100% a role-playing function.

Also, the money is fake. It cost you nothing but time in-game. How is that "sh*tty Business Practices"?

 

Its not RP, if it was I could turn it off or block the number....

It's them just being crap to sale shark cards.

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