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The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

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Lonely-Martin
22 hours ago, Gridl0k said:

why you shouldn't jump everywhere 

 

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Gotta love how even though the loot bag get royally chewed up, you only lose about 3 grand. 🤣

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Angry Akula

Why did I have to buy two special cargo warehouses? Why do I subject myself to this mind-numbing grind?

 

 

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Why do russians hate bananas? :kekw:

 

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Gunbladelad

If it's any consolation I bought 2 more large warehouses with the proceeds from my sales last night - but I have no intention of grinding out this week - I'll just do it gradually for the next bonus - I ain't greedy.

There's been a lot of bonuses to Bunkers and cargo warehouses recently - surely we're due for a bump to the vehicle warehouse and MC businesses shortly.

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suicidal_banana
52 minutes ago, Angry Akula said:

Why did I have to buy two special cargo warehouses? Why do I subject myself to this mind-numbing grind?

 

 

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Why do russians hate bananas? :kekw:

 

 

Try do a crate or two occasionally, dont grind it, just ever so slowly fill it up, then some day it will be full and there will be a double (or triple?) pay and you will feel like you found free money 😛

 

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95% sure some of them read these forums (if i say something theres a clear rise / i literally got attention today for posting that thing yesterday) and 110% sure they also keep 'handing me over' to each other on some Russian forum/community somewhere, i've literally been told out of the blue by some of them "hey you're not nearly as annoying as <previous cheater stalker> said"

after wich i explain to them that the previous fool was using cheats to screw low levels out of their hard earned pay (blowing up ppl's cargo etc) so thats why i went to great lengths to try get the previous guy banned (and succeeded twice, but he just got new ip's from his ISP and R* doesnt wanna hardware-id ban him for whatever reason) at wich point most of them leave me alone.

Realistically im very much aware that most Russians are stand-up guys and even that most Russian cheaters are only minding their own business, but fact of the matter is that every time some cringe egotripping cheater ruins people's fun & tries to f*ck me over its always a Russian

 

The wack-a-doodle shiz from yesterday is turned off again, thank f*cking god. :kekw:

 

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dragosani00
1 hour ago, Gunbladelad said:

If it's any consolation I bought 2 more large warehouses with the proceeds from my sales last night - but I have no intention of grinding out this week - I'll just do it gradually for the next bonus - I ain't greedy.

There's been a lot of bonuses to Bunkers and cargo warehouses recently - surely we're due for a bump to the vehicle warehouse and MC businesses shortly.

I keep thinking that then try and remember the last time crates were on half price so put it off because that's got to be around the corner right? Knowing my luck I will fill my 4 large warehouses right before a crate discount week.

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Angry Akula
3 hours ago, suicidal_banana said:

 

Try do a crate or two occasionally, dont grind it, just ever so slowly fill it up, then some day it will be full and there will be a double (or triple?) pay and you will feel like you found free money 😛

 

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95% sure some of them read these forums (if i say something theres a clear rise / i literally got attention today for posting that thing yesterday) and 110% sure they also keep 'handing me over' to each other on some Russian forum/community somewhere, i've literally been told out of the blue by some of them "hey you're not nearly as annoying as <previous cheater stalker> said"

after wich i explain to them that the previous fool was using cheats to screw low levels out of their hard earned pay (blowing up ppl's cargo etc) so thats why i went to great lengths to try get the previous guy banned (and succeeded twice, but he just got new ip's from his ISP and R* doesnt wanna hardware-id ban him for whatever reason) at wich point most of them leave me alone.

Realistically im very much aware that most Russians are stand-up guys and even that most Russian cheaters are only minding their own business, but fact of the matter is that every time some cringe egotripping cheater ruins people's fun & tries to f*ck me over its always a Russian

 

The wack-a-doodle shiz from yesterday is turned off again, thank f*cking god. :kekw:

 

I'm just trying to recoup the investment and take advantage of this week's bonuses. I haven't touched special cargo since 2015, and after this week, I think I'll take another sabbatical...

 

As for the other stuff, I hope you work something out. So much for the Master Race, but it seems like's the Wild West out there.

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DarkReign27
On 10/12/2020 at 5:11 AM, whywontyoulisten said:

I thought everyone just put a sticky on it before even going into the hangar.

You don't even need to go inside the hangar at all if you're flying except after for the crate money. I'm was talking more of newer players being told to go in by the message telling them to pick it up hoping they miss the plane and newer players won't know the flashing drug item can be destroyed.

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Standard Deluxe 59

Figures that the first time in a while that I want the podium car, I couldn't win it in the hour I tried. Anyone else notice that the wheel kind of jerks forward halfway through its initial spin? 

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TheFroggmann

Getting REAL tired of the can't deliver bunker delivery bug... 

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Wastelander (Suzuki)
6 minutes ago, TheFroggmann said:

Getting REAL tired of the can't deliver bunker delivery bug... 

Press *Button here** To join on going business battle



Seriously... Do not sell in any lobby that gives that message when you spawn in, even more so if you walk your happy ass outside and there is no business battle to begin with. Bonus points if you find a Police Van on fire or burnt out on the side of the road with the remains of the drivers and a certain Irishman (Which btw is what seems to cause this issue fyi

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partci

CEO crates. 4 vehicles, find the right one. Initial point was Chumash, the vehicle with the cargo spawned in Paleto Bay.

 

Piss. Off.

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EkaSwede
39 minutes ago, partci said:

CEO crates. 4 vehicles, find the right one. Initial point was Chumash, the vehicle with the cargo spawned in Paleto Bay.

 

Piss. Off.

Lemme guess, the vehicle was a BF Surfer, wasn't it? Funny how it drives so bloody fast when you're chasing it.

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ChiroVette

All right, here are some bitches and moans from me. I chose just a few off my laundry list. I have many more lol

 

Caveat: These are MY issues with the game, and I am not claiming they are objective flaws, just stuff I personally don't like:

 

1. Today I received a message from my Office Assistant saying that I had a super-rare special cargo. Since I am filling my 4 large warehouses to sell them all this week, but I only have 5 Super Rare items in my small one, I grab them whenever I can, no matter what. Anyway, I got the phone call from her after a heist I completed in a private room with @xInfected_Virus, so I told him I would have to jump to a public lobby for a minute, since you can't source cargo in a private room. We usually do two back-to-back Casino Heists every day, so we were in between heists. I jumped to a public room, spawning in my arcade, and went into my Master Control Terminal, and it was gone! No Super Rare cargo, since apparently switching rooms made it disappear. Note that I was in a public room within 3 minutes of getting the phone call. That really sucked lol

 

2. My first bitch may have been a glitch, so here are some real ones. This really annoys me, for some reason, but since the game clearly allows for a speedometer, something in the past only modders were capable of bringing to the game, why won't Rockstar allow us to have a speedometer in the normal 3rd person view? I HATE the 1st person view in this game, and it really annoys me that I can't have a speedo on my HUD somewhere.

 

3. Enemies spawning right in front of me. This s**t really has to stop. Particularly when the game gives me a vehicle that is uselessly vulnerable and SLOW, not to mention the vehicle missions (bunker, night club, cargo sourcing, etc. ) very often put your path on really thin roads where the AI enemies can so easily block my path, then shoot through the windshield where they can cut through armor and health like butter. I can easily toggle to snacks and armor, but that doesn't make it any less annoying.

 

4. Cooldown timer weirdness, where I am coming to the end of a mission, about to drive/fly into the mission end marker, call for my personal vehicle, only sometimes if I go into the marker too soon, the vehicle never comes and I end up with a stupid cool down timer even though the game never brought me my vehicle in the first place.

 

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Taterman
40 minutes ago, ChiroVette said:

All right, here are some bitches and moans from me. I chose just a few off my laundry list. I have many more lol

 

 

 

1. Today I received a message from my Office Assistant saying that I had a super-rare special cargo. Since I am filling my 4 large warehouses to sell them all this week, but I only have 5 Super Rare items in my small one, I grab them whenever I can, no matter what. Anyway, I got the phone call from her after a heist I completed in a private room with @xInfected_Virus, so I told him I would have to jump to a public lobby for a minute, since you can't source cargo in a private room. We usually do two back-to-back Casino Heists every day, so we were in between heists. I jumped to a public room, spawning in my arcade, and went into my Master Control Terminal, and it was gone! No Super Rare cargo, since apparently switching rooms made it disappear. Note that I was in a public room within 3 minutes of getting the phone call. That really sucked lol

 

 

I play in a solo public lobby so I don't have to switch lobbies when a call like that comes in. Is playing in a solo public an option instead of invite only?

 

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ChiroVette
28 minutes ago, Taterman said:

Is playing in a solo public an option instead of invite only?

 

Not while doing casino heist or any other “jobs” because they seem to require a faster Internet connection than 800 MTU got a lot of players use when they do their Internet settings on the PS4..
 

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Taterman
4 minutes ago, ChiroVette said:

Not while doing casino heist or any other “jobs” because they seem to require a faster Internet connection than 800 MTU got a lot of players use when they do their Internet settings on the PS4..
 

Ahhh, that's new to me. Xbox 1 here.

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Wastelander (Suzuki)
1 hour ago, Taterman said:

Ahhh, that's new to me. Xbox 1 here.

Go to Settings, Network, Test NAT Test. Congrats you now have a solo public for selling cargo.

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Ghoffman9

I get royally pissed off every time the diamond heist glitches and does not give the full amount of a score that is suppose to be given on hard mode.

Like gold being 2.8 million on hard mode but getting 2.5 instead due to a glitch. Hard mode is suppose to give more than what normal mode offers.

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Taterman
7 hours ago, Wastelander (Suzuki) said:

Go to Settings, Network, Test NAT Test. Congrats you now have a solo public for selling cargo.

Yep, that's exactly what I do.

 

I tried to sell my bunker tonight.   ☹️

First time, I hit "Sell in Los Santos" and got teleported outside as normal. But there was no phone call and no vehicle. So I went back in and tried two more times, same thing. Restarted the game and tried again, this time I got 1 insurgent, great! But when I got to the yellow marker, nothing happened. Restarted the game, got 1 insurgent again. Drove to the drop point and still nothing. Shut off the game in anger after that.

Fix your sh*t Rockstar!!!

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Xiled
1 hour ago, Taterman said:

Yep, that's exactly what I do.

 

I tried to sell my bunker tonight.   ☹️

First time, I hit "Sell in Los Santos" and got teleported outside as normal. But there was no phone call and no vehicle. So I went back in and tried two more times, same thing. Restarted the game and tried again, this time I got 1 insurgent, great! But when I got to the yellow marker, nothing happened. Restarted the game, got 1 insurgent again. Drove to the drop point and still nothing. Shut off the game in anger after that.

Fix your sh*t Rockstar!!!

Been ongoing for several months now, hopefully they might fix it with the the December update. :)

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Mdc
10 hours ago, Wastelander (Suzuki) said:

Go to Settings, Network, Test NAT Test. Congrats you now have a solo public for selling cargo.

Also a good way to wind up players. I have to regularly block random 'friends' met from quick jobs who I find out do this, especially those who insist on leaving themselves visable online.

 

Not sorry, but when I load in I want to load in, not sit in the cloud sim for 10 mins while my console fights with theirs to get in THEIR public session. Ive got good Internet and it knows the session exists and is public, so it won't give up trying to get me in. Better believe if I get stuck in the clouds after every heist or job and only one person is online... I KNOW its them, not my Internet, not the servers. And when I do end up waiting it out rather than restarting my game for the 5th time already when I see public, 2, 1 friend in session I might just have to blow something up before I hit block!

 

Some of them are even cheeky enough when I host a finale to message me... You have to wait need to restart am in solo session. Oh yeah? Never help with my setups, cos you cba restarting but for finales you'll come out your safezone? Twat.

 

Rockstar if you ever read this, it is where like 95% of the complaints about the servers are sh*t/p2p networking sucks etc come from.

 

TLDR? Grinders on friend list in NAT test/MTU 800 lobbies are bad news. Block them at all costs for a smoother experience!!! They never have your back if you get griefed anyway. First sign of trouble they revert to type and hit some more NAT test or close app lol.

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ChiroVette
3 hours ago, Mdc said:

Also a good way to wind up players. I have to regularly block random 'friends' met from quick jobs who I find out do this, especially those who insist on leaving themselves visable online.

 

Not sorry, but when I load in I want to load in, not sit in the cloud sim for 10 mins while my console fights with theirs to get in THEIR public session. Ive got good Internet and it knows the session exists and is public, so it won't give up trying to get me in. Better believe if I get stuck in the clouds after every heist or job and only one person is online... I KNOW its them, not my Internet, not the servers. And when I do end up waiting it out rather than restarting my game for the 5th time already when I see public, 2, 1 friend in session I might just have to blow something up before I hit block!

 

Some of them are even cheeky enough when I host a finale to message me... You have to wait need to restart am in solo session. Oh yeah? Never help with my setups, cos you cba restarting but for finales you'll come out your safezone? Twat.

 

Rockstar if you ever read this, it is where like 95% of the complaints about the servers are sh*t/p2p networking sucks etc come from.

 

TLDR? Grinders on friend list in NAT test/MTU 800 lobbies are bad news. Block them at all costs for a smoother experience!!! They never have your back if you get griefed anyway. First sign of trouble they revert to type and hit some more NAT test or close app lol.

There is a way around this for grinders in Solo Public lobbies. Any heists or jobs that the player wants to host or join, the player needs to reset their internet connection to full speed before joining or hosting a Casino Heist. Not sure about Doomsday or Original, but I suspect the same thing is true there. My understanding is that players absolutely can help you with Prep work and even join your private invite only room for things like VIP work and other stuff if their consoles are running at slower NAT Test/800 MTU Internet speeds. I think the problem is that most players who start solo public lobbies may not be aware of all this. My point is that if I were to hypothetically be in a solo public lobby, grinding safely, I would never be rude enough to host or join a heist or other job. This is something you may want to tell your "friends" before deleting them. They may not be trying to screw you over, but instead are unaware of the issue their dropped speeds are creating for you. Send them a message, pull them into chat, or whatever. It's easy enough and very quick for them to change the speed back after they finished playing with you and want to go AFK again or to grind safely in a solo lobby. But if they don't know what's going on, you can help them be better citizens in GTAO.

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Angry Akula

"Did I mention that I have an MBA?" Yes, like a million times. Now, STFU, and sauce me a special item.

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junkpile

Still gotta bitch about certain bugs. 

I tried prison break finale with a competent team... Rashkowsky not moving. 

 

 

Ms Baker still not delivering cars

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Taterman
3 hours ago, Angry Akula said:

"Did I mention that I have an MBA?" Yes, like a million times. Now, STFU, and sauce me a special item.

And no, we haven't ever "thought of giving you shares". $300/day is more than enough for you to sit there and do your nails.

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ChiroVette
4 hours ago, Angry Akula said:

"Did I mention that I have an MBA?" Yes, like a million times. Now, STFU, and sauce me a special item.

You want to know how much of an @ss hole I am? I actually thought you were trolling me with that post, appearing right after mine. Until I read @Taterman's post and the light went on and I recognized the NPC dialog. LMAO I actually really like her, and the voice actress that plays her has an amazingly hot voice.

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Arrows to Athens
3 hours ago, junkpile said:

Still gotta bitch about certain bugs. 

I tried prison break finale with a competent team... Rashkowsky not moving. 

 

 

Ms Baker still not delivering cars

But I bet when you get an incompetent team, he moves like normal. 

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TheFroggmann
15 hours ago, Xiled said:

Been ongoing for several months now, hopefully they might fix it with the the December update. :)

HA! You're funny... 

 

 

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V-The-Wonderman

 

Lost entire cargo today. First time i lost in any business since 2018 or so. always done them solo, mostly in public. Always ready to

quit and lose little to save most, worked for me. Switched quickly sessions away from chasing jets, oppressors, deluxos, and every

ignorant turd who are either ignorant or just get off on this stupid sh*t. Anyway, got killed by aimbots when landed on swamp and some turd flew from Zancudo hangar, blew the plane while i was black screened. Lost maybe 500,000 or so, nothing too catastrophic but good money on good week. I vented little on his direction while he was murdering some low level nearby, later he tried to jump on me in Akula while flying away on OP2, only sending text of  ;) 

 

c*nt. 

 

Done bitching for now. Ill go jerk or something. 

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xInfected_Virus
22 hours ago, Mdc said:

Also a good way to wind up players. I have to regularly block random 'friends' met from quick jobs who I find out do this, especially those who insist on leaving themselves visable online.

 

Not sorry, but when I load in I want to load in, not sit in the cloud sim for 10 mins while my console fights with theirs to get in THEIR public session. Ive got good Internet and it knows the session exists and is public, so it won't give up trying to get me in. Better believe if I get stuck in the clouds after every heist or job and only one person is online... I KNOW its them, not my Internet, not the servers. And when I do end up waiting it out rather than restarting my game for the 5th time already when I see public, 2, 1 friend in session I might just have to blow something up before I hit block!

 

Some of them are even cheeky enough when I host a finale to message me... You have to wait need to restart am in solo session. Oh yeah? Never help with my setups, cos you cba restarting but for finales you'll come out your safezone? Twat.

 

Rockstar if you ever read this, it is where like 95% of the complaints about the servers are sh*t/p2p networking sucks etc come from.

 

TLDR? Grinders on friend list in NAT test/MTU 800 lobbies are bad news. Block them at all costs for a smoother experience!!! They never have your back if you get griefed anyway. First sign of trouble they revert to type and hit some more NAT test or close app lol.

You can't do jobs together when a friend has their internet speed to 800 so you'll need to tell him to put his MTU back to 1500 otherwise both of you will split lobbies away from each other. 

 

With your cheeky "friends" tell them to complete their heist preps first or your not doing the finale with them so you and them can do a Casino Heist back to back ideally taking a 50/50 cut for each of them. This is the Casino Heist I'm talking about. As mentioned you and your friend need to do the finales in 1500 MTU for a smoother experience otherwise it will not join. Me and my friend @ChiroVette always do Casino Heists everyday, he switches to 800 MTU when we're not playing together so he can grind peacefully and he returns to 1500 MTU when does the Casino Heist or other jobs with me.

 

I've tried to help my friend @ChiroVette sell his Bunker for his big sales on the first day they doubled crate warehouse sales and he set his MTU to 800. He sent me an invite (my internet MTU is still at the default 1500) and I had no issues joining and my internet is average at best so I helped him with his Bunker sale which was two Dung buggies but I splitted from his lobby just when I arrived at the first drop thus me "leaving" on his screen. He did fall one drop off short as it as that Dune buggy mission. After he sold his Bunker, he changed his MTU back to 1500 and we had no issues selling all four large warehouses during double money on crates. 

 

Coming from a passionate solo grinder.

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