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The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)


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DuhBritishTea
17 hours ago, Nutduster said:

Rockstar: "There's an exploit that lets people spam the orbital cannon with no cooldown and at no cost? Well, we better fix that... eventually. Maybe"

 

Also Rockstar: "There's a bug that lets you put your nightclub van into god mode? Shrug"

 

Also Rockstar somehow: "There's a money glitch that lets people make an extra ten GTA$ per hour? INSTA PATCH"

 

FIX YOUR GAME, JESUS CHRIST

 

Ah yes Rockstar's double standard towards bugs and glitches

 

A bug that prevents you from making money? crickets

 

Money glitch? hotfix in 48hrs + resets to accounts.

 

I'm here typing this while staring at a black screen in the Casino Heist. Exiting through the Staff Lobby sometimes throws us into an infinite black screen now. Great game R*.

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Standard Deluxe 59
16 hours ago, LunaStrky :3 said:

Is someone able to win the podium car in their second character? I tried to win the car again with my other char, but the podium was empty, no car to win (I got only 20K RP) so now is only possible to winn the car once per account?! If so, shame on you R*, shame on you 😡

It takes about two or three days before a car I win with character one will reappear on character two. Regardless it's a stupid "fix" but it's been like that since December. 

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dragosani00
10 hours ago, Gunbladelad said:


This wasn't really a "bitch and moan" - but I know he definitely wasn't happy with me - but the simple fact of the matter is, if he'd left me alone to start with, he'd have had no bother at all.  It's fun when you bait and tease griefers out - and they completely fail to get a single kill against you.

Baiting and annoying these idiots is what keeps me interested in the game at the moment. As you say if nothing else you're keeping them busy from ruining other people's gameplay while they're chasing their tails feverishly trying to get back that one kill you got on them. It's even more of a bonus when you add them to your friends list (I am on Xbox), they don't realise and then you can periodically parachute into a session with them in the future and get a sneaky Akula kill on them. Especially if they're going about their normal business and not griefing a lobby for once, then they start with the abuse via messages.

 

I had one doing the old "make up a score" chestnut on me after I killed them twice without reply before he ragequit and messaged me saying "4-2 to me anyway".....later in the day I got them 3 times more and messaged them back "4-5 to me now then?". He didn't like that. 😂😂

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Gunbladelad

It's not something I typically do - I'm not a PvP'er by nature - but it is fun to catch them out once in a while.  You may notice that I left most of the hassling of the griefer to AI from my post.  I knew that them trying to kill me in Fort Zancudo would get the military on them - and it's fun to force them into hiding indoors or on a rooftop away from the mercs / strike teams - particularly if you time it so they don't have time to get into a jet.

The other night, however - I got the ultimate in karma - I sent a mugger after a Mk2 griefer who had likewise failed to stop a haulage run (although they had been persistent) - who mugged them and then stole their Mk2 - Here's a clip I made of it.

https://1drv.ms/v/s!ApNu2jXknVfqhRETknogPJs3bT0F

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suicidal_banana
15 minutes ago, Gunbladelad said:

The other night, however - I got the ultimate in karma - I sent a mugger after a Mk2 griefer who had likewise failed to stop a haulage run (although they had been persistent) - who mugged them and then stole their Mk2 - Here's a clip I made of it.

https://1drv.ms/v/s!ApNu2jXknVfqhRETknogPJs3bT0F

Nice that the mugger stole their mk2, but at the same time i question this whole thing, because it sure looks like the person is trying to do the casino prep for patrol routes.

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Gunbladelad

They may well have been at that point - but they'd previously spent several minutes chasing me with their oppressor and had spent about 10 minutes on that roof (and another nearby) shooting at other players.

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Apart from many bugs atm I gotta bitch at myself for this action:

 

I won the coil cyclone with an alternate account. This character has just some essential sh*t and winning this car was a real gift. 

And it became a favorite of mine. 

Never seen anyone driving it. 

Love the handling and silent driving. 

 

Then I seen a f*cking regular dodge challenger, thought c'mon I steal that thing and do the cobra kai paint job. 

 

While in LS customs I insured that bitch so quickly, I overwrote the cyclone cuz my garage was full. 

 

Cyclone gone forever. 

 

 

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17 hours ago, Amber Starfield said:

Im sick of these bunker supply missions where you kill enemies at airport or electric plant and destroy crates. Only for one of the crates to not register that it has been destroyed. No amount of bombs or rockets can destroy the ghost crate.  I start to wonder, why do I waste my time playing this crippled broken game.

I think this bug has existed since bunker released.  3 years and 4 months. It's like how the Titan not dropping crates bug still exists since 4 years and 4 months... 

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TheFroggmann
4 hours ago, junkpile said:

Apart from many bugs atm I gotta bitch at myself for this action:

 

I won the coil cyclone with an alternate account. This character has just some essential sh*t and winning this car was a real gift. 

And it became a favorite of mine. 

Never seen anyone driving it. 

Love the handling and silent driving. 

 

Then I seen a f*cking regular dodge challenger, thought c'mon I steal that thing and do the cobra kai paint job. 

 

While in LS customs I insured that bitch so quickly, I overwrote the cyclone cuz my garage was full. 

 

Cyclone gone forever. 

 

 

Could be worse, you could have purchased a "run of the mill" car ( think it was the Retinue Mk II or something a little above pedestrian like that) have the buy lag out for no reason, then 5 minutes later have the vehicle placement menu pop up while you are running...

 

Garage 1...

Slot 1...

Overwrite car in slot 1?

 

Bye bye fully modded Stromberg in 1.2 seconds of sprinting. 

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Taterman
6 hours ago, TheFroggmann said:

Could be worse, you could have purchased a "run of the mill" car ( think it was the Retinue Mk II or something a little above pedestrian like that) have the buy lag out for no reason, then 5 minutes later have the vehicle placement menu pop up while you are running...

 

Garage 1...

Slot 1...

Overwrite car in slot 1?

 

Bye bye fully modded Stromberg in 1.2 seconds of sprinting. 

Ouch!

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SlammerRPM

I am sick and tired of my yacht defenses CONSTANTLY being turned off. Last night I kept checking and they were turned off 3 times in five minutes.

Just how stupid are R*'s programmers?

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AirWolf359
8 hours ago, TheFroggmann said:

Could be worse, you could have purchased a "run of the mill" car ( think it was the Retinue Mk II or something a little above pedestrian like that) have the buy lag out for no reason, then 5 minutes later have the vehicle placement menu pop up while you are running...

 

Garage 1...

Slot 1...

Overwrite car in slot 1?

 

Bye bye fully modded Stromberg in 1.2 seconds of sprinting. 

The standard control type for controllers sucks (assuming you were using a controller) Go to Gamepad settings and use control scheme "standard FPS" or "standard FPS 2" instead of "standard". Takes a little getting used to, I'll admit, but it's great.

It will change some buttons around so you no longer sprint with A, so you won't accidentally pick up phone, or confirm anything while sprinting. It also becomes easier to use snacks or use the interaction menu while doing anthing else.

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Gridl0k

^ All you need to know is that "sprint" is "hold L3"

 

Has added years to my thumb arthritis predictions.

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Gunbladelad
6 hours ago, SlammerRPM said:

I am sick and tired of my yacht defenses CONSTANTLY being turned off. Last night I kept checking and they were turned off 3 times in five minutes.

Just how stupid are R*'s programmers?

I believe they automatically turn to off every time you use a weaponised vehicle as the game will assume that you're wanting to use the weapons on the vehicle as you're in the driving seat.

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WageWar
6 hours ago, AirWolf359 said:

The standard control type for controllers sucks (assuming you were using a controller) Go to Gamepad settings and use control scheme "standard FPS" or "standard FPS 2" instead of "standard". Takes a little getting used to, I'll admit, but it's great.

It will change some buttons around so you no longer sprint with A, so you won't accidentally pick up phone, or confirm anything while sprinting. It also becomes easier to use snacks or use the interaction menu while doing anthing else.

Standard FPS 2 is the one I use. I agree, its very sufficient.

Sprinting with R1(I’m on PS4) is so much more simplified and it definitely prevents you from picking up calls while engaging in gunfights.

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Kiethblacklion

I'm just going to list the entire Diamond Casino Heist as my B & M for today. The method in which several of the setups (including the optional ones) play out are ridiculous and make no sense (aka, stealing untraceable weapons from a military facility by stealing a traceable military vehicle) and some of the optional setups feel like they don't actually make a difference in how the heist itself plays out. Given the fact that we're robbing a casino, after paying crew and the NPC crew members, you end up with less money than you would have just running the big bank heist on hard. Other than the achievement of completing it and unlocking some new outfits, the Casino heist almost doesn't seem worth it. 

 

Sometimes I feel like Rockstar just lists a bunch of random ideas on a board and then each person in the meeting throws a dart to see what will get added to the mission/heist.

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Amber Starfield
22 minutes ago, Kiethblacklion said:

Other than the achievement of completing it and unlocking some new outfits, the Casino heist almost doesn't seem worth it.

Thats how I feel about the casino heist. I defeated it twice with my partner and now all the vault rooms are locked if we try to replay. There simply is not enough time to hack the doors (even with a cheat sheet) and collect the artwork (it will not give us anything else) to get a payoff worth playing for. In the amount of time it takes to do all the preps and heist, I can easily earn more money by several other means that are nowhere near as stressful. My arcade remains a mostly useless business that earns a few K from the 2 games I purchased and quickly lost interest in the whole thing. At 300K+ each, I don’t bother adding more games to it, as it would take months to see a return on investment and I am not interested in playing them.

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oleg_aka_djmeg

you can earn up to 1.2 mil per heist per player if you know what you're doing. that's 1.2 mil per player per 1.5 hours on average. seems to me that you're not very experienced in the heist.

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Kiethblacklion
1 hour ago, oleg_aka_djmeg said:

you can earn up to 1.2 mil per heist per player if you know what you're doing. that's 1.2 mil per player per 1.5 hours on average. seems to me that you're not very experienced in the heist.

No, I'm not experienced in the Casino heist as this was our first time running it and frankly, will probably be the last time I run it. I have more fun running contact missions, parachute jobs, races and several of the other job options instead of any of the heists. 

 

And frankly, I don't care about how much can be made per heist, per player, per hour. I care more about the fun of the heist (and this heist is not fun for me) than I do about the actual money earned. If I really need money, I have a jobs playlist that I run but since day 1 of the first batch of heists I have felt the payouts were too low, given all that we have to go through to complete them.

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EkaSwede

Argh, what a stupid mistake!

 

So I was doing crates and got a phone call on rare item. Got to it, and it was a Film Reel (Again?) and I accidentally sneezed while I was approaching and fired a rocket from my Buzzard blowing the crate up because there was a dying enemy next to it. CURSES!

 

EDIT: Anti-B&M. I got a new phone call after another crate run and this time it was a Rare Pocket Watch. This time I succeeded. I guess that was a gainful mistake.

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Kiethblacklion
1 minute ago, EkaSwede said:

Argh, what a stupid mistake!

 

So I was doing crates and got a phone call on rare item. Got to it, and it was a Film Reel (Again?) and I accidentally sneezed while I was approaching and fired a rocket from my Buzzard blowing the crate up because there was a dying enemy next to it. CURSES!

Ouch. Gotta love accidentally blowing up the objective.

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CrashCarTV

“Triple money on time trials” My ass, choosing the most infuriating time trials, when the bandits one wasn’t bad enough after it kept screwing up over curbs and then having to get to the other side of the map in four f*cking minutes. Piss off rockstar.

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I love how they insist on censoring innocent words on the in game phone while calling things by homophones that can get you suspended on console. When that ps5 voice record party chat thing is around I wonder how many get hassle for using the gruppe sechs vans, or failing to find packie in free roam. Blow job and quick restart? That's a 24 hour comms ban on Xbox if you get reported by message.

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ChiroVette
5 minutes ago, Gridl0k said:

why you shouldn't jump everywhere 

 

See, I have to reject that premise. If that's NOT a reason to jump everywhere, I don't know what is. Great .gif, though! LMAO

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48 minutes ago, Gridl0k said:

why you shouldn't jump everywhere 

 

SNZAE0T.gif

Holy sh*t xD

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53 minutes ago, Gridl0k said:

why you shouldn't jump everywhere 

 

SNZAE0T.gif

Finest mechanics in action there. World leading.

 

Lootbag chopped to pieces in a cloud of blood. 2.5k lost.

 

Shot in the chest a few times nowhere near lootbag. At least 15k lost.

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Nutduster
12 hours ago, Gridl0k said:

why you shouldn't jump everywhere 

 

SNZAE0T.gif

 

That's the greatest gif in GTA Online history. Can't stop watching it, can't stop laughing.

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suicidal_banana

Some modders have done something to me i've never seen before, started with them spamming weathers trying to give the session epilepsy, i asked them to stop, got told to pay up (?!?!) so i told them they can suck my nuts and they went "i will crash your game now", but nothing really happened besides more weather spam, i joined heist invite of a mate 2mins later, and as soon as we started that heist my entire game started freaking out, and its not going away, the game is extremely f*cked, fps is all over the place (but mostly very low) everything (vehicles npcs me etc) all spazzes around like crazy, if i try drive a vehicle the wheels vanish, the friend i was trying to play with could see it too (vanishing wheels, car randomly tryin to get to orbit etc) but the craziest thing about it: if i restart the game it keeps happening, WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK!?!?!?!? (Only in online, so something they are doing remotely for sure)
 

Another step closer to buying cheats i guess, if this still happens tomorrow / after a pc reboot im gonna have to consider throwing away 7 years of progress just in an attempt to cover my back from these motherf*ckers, i hope they huff some nervegas. (Because yes, of course it was filthy f*cking russians again, please god add a country filter on re-re-release)

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>Comes in for a landing I've done about seven million times during the last Special Cargo 2x
>Hits Pole
>"I'll just call another one in aft....."
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Yes.....because it made total sense to exit out the passenger door.....the same side was closest to the ground.....thanks game. 

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