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The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)


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The stages of gtao: 1. Man I kinda wanna play 2. I'm having a time 3. Man f*ck this f*cking game it's f*cking broken why do I keep f*cking playing this I got games that actually treat m

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EkaSwede

Keyboard cracker is damn impossible. I can't remember that string of 6 dots with just three blinks! I can't even get ONE string within 6 tries and they expect me to get 4 of these strings right? Three short beeps with no indication to do anything is idiotic!

 

(I'm practising, btw)

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Sir Golden Gecko

R* has successfully managed to break Act 2's finale. Unable to enable the Avenger's auto pilot, and cannot access the cargo hold from cockpit, and there's no checkpoint for it.

 

Wonderful.

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SummerFreeze
1 hour ago, Agatha Baker said:

Ugh, now are the arcade locations downtown a new target for kid griefers to camp outside. 

Can't you use the drone on them?

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theEwing1979

Are people really out there spending millions on a f*cking fire truck? Each to their own and all that but... really? 

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askinnywhitedildo

Um, is it just me or did they f*ck with the selling of night club goods? I got a message that my storage was full at a little over $200,000, and I had 5 drop off points instead of the typical 3. 

 

What the f*ck 

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DandierSphinx
26 minutes ago, EkaSwede said:

Keyboard cracker is damn impossible. I can't remember that string of 6 dots with just three blinks! I can't even get ONE string within 6 tries and they expect me to get 4 of these strings right? Three short beeps with no indication to do anything is idiotic!

 

(I'm practising, btw)

It's the randomising before the final couple blinks that screws me over, without that it would be doable for me.

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AgentPlum
5 minutes ago, askinnywhitedildo said:

Um, is it just me or did they f*ck with the selling of night club goods? I got a message that my storage was full at a little over $200,000, and I had 5 drop off points instead of the typical 3. 

 

What the f*ck 

It seems they have f*ckED UP more then improved since the update. Well I say update, I would hardly call it that though

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askinnywhitedildo
2 minutes ago, AgentPlum said:

It seems they have f*ckED UP more then improved since the update. Well I say update, I would hardly call it that though

lol, "update"

 

"We added 4 sets of tactical clothes, some generic ass cars that look no better than some street car, and some face tattoos, enjoy, remember to buy some Shark Cards so you can fund the next lack luster as f*ck update" 

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AgentPlum
3 minutes ago, askinnywhitedildo said:

lol, "update"

 

"We added 4 sets of tactical clothes, some generic ass cars that look no better than some street car, and some face tattoos, enjoy, remember to buy some Shark Cards so you can fund the next lack luster as f*ck update" 

Someone gets it, someone gets it at last!

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theEwing1979

This game peaked around the time of the original heists and Ill Gotten Gains and has been going down the sh*tter ever since. 

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rodriguez_pc

2 DLC's and almost 1 year later and the f**king RC glitch still isn't patched.

How hard can it be to just disable the character selector while in RC mode???

 

A very modest update, especially for December.

When people were talking about 'exciting' balancing changes in the DLC speculation thread I was hoping it would be more than just the 2 (ewo and mk2 spam).

Also no weaponized vehicles again... not a single weaponized vehicle in all of 2019. Regular vehicles are worthless in the long run; even those are very scarce in this DLC.

Either this game is truly dying or they are out to kill it in favor of that RDR2 crap (rdr online does not compare and can never compare to gta, there just isn't any potential in that setting)

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Boozey St John

I'm all for new radio stations but ffs another rap station?

 

Blonded's playlist could have been part of The Lab. LSUR easily could have been mixed into SoulWax FM, and this new radio station could have also been part of The Lab. 

 

All I want is another episode of Chakra Attack with Dr. Ray DeAngelo Harris!

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hugh750
1 hour ago, EkaSwede said:

Is the Shiny Wasabi Kitty Claw broken? Like... for real broken?

how is it broken?, i'm asking because i bought it but haven't played it yet.

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Shiloh Comes
1 hour ago, askinnywhitedildo said:

Um, is it just me or did they f*ck with the selling of night club goods? I got a message that my storage was full at a little over $200,000, and I had 5 drop off points instead of the typical 3. 

 

What the f*ck 

 

Don't know about the full message, but the 5 drop-off sale is a regular one, it's been there since the start

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askinnywhitedildo
Just now, Shiloh Comes said:

 

Don't know about the full message, but the 5 drop-off sale is a regular one, it's been there since the start

Weird 

 

I've done about 60 sells and have never gotten it. 

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Shiloh Comes
1 minute ago, askinnywhitedildo said:

Weird 

 

I've done about 60 sells and have never gotten it. 

 

I got the cargobob 6 out of 10 sales a few weeks back. Painful

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EkaSwede
30 minutes ago, hugh750 said:

how is it broken?, i'm asking because i bought it but haven't played it yet.

It feels liek it's impossible to win and the claws pass through the prizes completely. It's almost as if it's a parody.

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jargonaut
2 hours ago, EkaSwede said:

Keyboard cracker is damn impossible. I can't remember that string of 6 dots with just three blinks! I can't even get ONE string within 6 tries and they expect me to get 4 of these strings right? Three short beeps with no indication to do anything is idiotic!

 

(I'm practising, btw)

If "visual imprint" isn't your thing, try either of these:

 

1) Change the code into a number and repeat it out loud.

 

1   1   1   1   1   1

2   2   2   2   2   2

3   3   3   3   3   3

4   4   4   4   4   4

5   5   5   5   5   5

 

Twothreeonefourfivefour, twothreeonefourfivefour, twothreeonefourfivefour... 

 

2) If above feels too rushed for your liking, take your right hand fingers and raise them so that the tips of three of your fingers are on 3rd, 4th and 5th "number" from above, and just repeat/memorize the first two "numbers". The last number you can then guess, pretty much. 

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Geisterfaust

This update is not bad if you actually skip the heist altogether. Some cars, arcade to waste money on 8 bit games and some rebalance. Could have been worse. Heist itself though... Well, it's just garbage. Dozen non-paid setups and potential 500k total take if you will trigger the alarm. And oh, you will!

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flawleagle
3 hours ago, AgentPlum said:

What a shambolic mess this 'update' is. There have been a few but this one takes the biscuit!

 

Not sure if I was just lucky but helping a friend just now every time we do the prep for vault stuff where you have to dive down and get the charges and die you get a constant spinning icon and the prep won't load again so you have to back out and reload the game. That's great isn't it?

 

 - The prep missions are rehashses of what we have already

 - The heist itself is easy enough if competent

 - The payouts are a disgrace

 - The replayable factor is not there for those payouts as quite frankly the heist is a boring shambolic mess

 - The released vehicles are overpriced, crap and not needed

 - The arcade serves no purpose whatsoever - arcade games? WOW! Business consolidation? WOW (got it already), weapons workshop? WOW thats new!

 - The new music channel - I don't want to listen to that NOISE

...I could add many more moans and I am sure there will be a B&M for this update as there is PLENTY to B&M about

 

Poor effort all round, a lousy update with no thought gone in to it at all

of course the payouts are terrible. god forbid if you make a little money..... everything for the sharkcards. do you understand why im boycotting rockstar? good riddance. 

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ventogt
2 hours ago, rodriguez_pc said:

2 DLC's and almost 1 year later and the f**king RC glitch still isn't patched.

How hard can it be to just disable the character selector while in RC mode???

 

A very modest update, especially for December.

When people were talking about 'exciting' balancing changes in the DLC speculation thread I was hoping it would be more than just the 2 (ewo and mk2 spam).

Also no weaponized vehicles again... not a single weaponized vehicle in all of 2019. Regular vehicles are worthless in the long run; even those are very scarce in this DLC.

Either this game is truly dying or they are out to kill it in favor of that RDR2 crap (rdr online does not compare and can never compare to gta, there just isn't any potential in that setting)

I prefer non-weaponized vehicles and enjoy that aspect of the game, as I suspect many other players do.  They swung way far to the weaponized side for a while then course corrected.  The more "real" cars I can buy the more I will.  I have a Buzzard for grinding and an Insurgent custom pickup and RC Bandito for slapping griefers around in freeroam, I'm happy with that for weaponized stuff.

 

Horses for courses

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—TheSquid—

In one day I spent four hours for a heist that paid me $350k, my pistol ammunition was wiped twice costing me $50k, and I didn’t get a discount on the vehicle I chose as my getaway. f*cking swell. Bravo, Rockstar. 

Oh, and it’s literally impossible to find anyone to join you. I’ve been waiting for a half hour now on my second go. People flooded into DDH. 

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Standard Deluxe 59

I won the car, but because it took me awhile to figure out which garage to send it to the game kicked me out of the menu. Now I have a wasted spin and no new car. 🖕 rockstar. Not my fault you didn't let me select my arcade garage, which I had already bought.

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HamwithCheese

I kept hearing that you could do businesses in invite sessions. I don't think that's true, and the arcade has just become a 3 million dollar paperweight.

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wweraw526
4 hours ago, Boozey St John said:

I'm all for new radio stations but ffs another rap station?

 

Blonded's playlist could have been part of The Lab. LSUR easily could have been mixed into SoulWax FM, and this new radio station could have also been part of The Lab. 

 

All I want is another episode of Chakra Attack with Dr. Ray DeAngelo Harris!

"All I want is another episode of Chakra Attack with Dr. Ray DeAngelo Harris!" that sh*t is f'n hilarious I laugh eveytime his father dissed him on the radio and him making this weird crying sound. :D

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gtafan26
9 minutes ago, HamwithCheese said:

I kept hearing that you could do businesses in invite sessions. I don't think that's true, and the arcade has just become a 3 million dollar paperweight.

It was a bug and R* hotfixed it , imagine that , R* hotfixing a bug within 24 hours when it comes to money related things.....

 

Spend upwards of 3-6 million dollars just to be able to steal $500K,  R* and all the T2 shareholders can take their Sharks Cards and can go fornicate themselves.

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hugh750
3 hours ago, EkaSwede said:

It feels liek it's impossible to win and the claws pass through the prizes completely. It's almost as if it's a parody.

i tried it about an hour ago and i couldn't grab anything.

and also when i logged in i suddenly had a mc business raid and i was in my penthouse and the game teleported me onto the casino terrace.

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gtafan26
13 minutes ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

I won the car, but because it took me awhile to figure out which garage to send it to the game kicked me out of the menu. Now I have a wasted spin and no new car. 🖕 rockstar. Not my fault you didn't let me select my arcade garage, which I had already bought.

Ouch , thats like a kick to the nuts.

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