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The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

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Duhillestpunk

Me: buys gun locker

GTAO: You bought a gun locker? Well let’s take ALL the weapons you hid and put them back into your inventory and let’s pretend you never had a custom load out to begin with... That sh*t makes me mad. I’m so f*cking tired of this game and it’s dumbass glitches. I’m also tired of swiping through weapon after weapon for one gun I use in that class.

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TCMike
1 hour ago, Duhillestpunk said:

Me: buys gun locker

GTAO: You bought a gun locker? Well let’s take ALL the weapons you hid and put them back into your inventory and let’s pretend you never had a custom load out to begin with... That sh*t makes me mad. I’m so f*cking tired of this game and it’s dumbass glitches. I’m also tired of swiping through weapon after weapon for one gun I use in that class.

The other day I had that daily objective where you need to go on a rampage with the stone hatchet, but of course I didn't have mine on me, it was back in my gun locker, in my bunker, in Paleto Bay.  So I had to fly up there, parachute in, get it, get out, run to an npc and bash them, just to get the objective.

 

I thought it was dumb to give a player an objective like that, when they don't have the weapon on them, but then I remembered that I was switching back and forth between my characters earlier that day.  So I probably did have the stone hatchet when I first logged that character, thanks to the glitchy system re-equipping all my weapons because I switched characters.  

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No Homing
19 hours ago, Amy Vinewood said:

So first they remove the Peyote plants without any notice or warning, now I find out that before I start a elimination game I have to check the game first just to be sure R* didn't "eliminate" it already.
Bye bye Peyote Plants, Bye bye Alien Survivals

Removing content in a game is never a good thing, and before I hear the excuse "it was Halloween content only" show me where it said that. All I saw was that the plants were "now available" not limited time content.

 

It was fun turning into a animal and walking up to players, hell, half of them didn't even shoot on sight.. It was a truly unique experience for gta online.

 

Eliminated content elimination game next? 😛

 

But yeah, agreed. They never removed any of the half a dozen halloween themed sh*tversary modes, why remove this?

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askinnywhitedildo

This blackjack is so rigged. IT'S SO f*ckING RIGGED. You pull a 12, you have a 90% chance of getting dealt a 10 if you hit. If the dealer draws a 12, there's a 90% chance they pull out 4 or 5 little cards and make their way to 21. 

 

I have learned that for brief periods of time, and I mean BRIEF periods of time, you have the odds in your favor and can make a few hundred thousand grand. But it's rare. Otherwise, you will lose every hand, or win just enough hands to make yourself think you've got this, and then you slowly lose all your chips. 

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BOOGIEMAN219

They need to patch the god mode jet, it's rare that anybody joins a jet deathmatch and I haven't been in a real dog fight in a while now.

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Arrows to Athens
1 hour ago, BOOGIEMAN219 said:

They need to patch the god mode jet, it's rare that anybody joins a jet deathmatch and I haven't been in a real dog fight in a while now.

Gave one a taste of their own medicine, and it was sweet.

 

 

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effenG

 

"Checking your text for profanity" - It happens too often, and I am never profane (FFS)

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hugh750

i swear before i upgraded my mc businesses i never got raided, today my meth lab got raided again (out of my mc businesses my meth lab gets raided more then the others)!!

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Coleco
On 11/17/2019 at 3:20 AM, Amy Vinewood said:

Removing content in a game is never a good thing

 

I couldn't agree more. Unless said content was utterly broken or prone to extreme exploits but even then, complete removal should be an absolute last resort. "Time sensitive" content doesn't give me an incentive to play games - It turns me off them.

 

 

 

On 11/15/2019 at 9:43 PM, askinnywhitedildo said:

it seems like 90% of this community just picks Claude when making a character, and leaves it as that. Everyone looks like a f*cking mongoloid. 

 

GTAO character creation in a nutshell. But don't worry, there's a billion masks a player can buy to personalize their generic GTA character for Maximum Edge 

 

Which in turn transforms them into a generic GTA character

 

:lol:

 

 

 

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hugh750
15 hours ago, No Homing said:

Eliminated content elimination game next? 😛

 

But yeah, agreed. They never removed any of the half a dozen halloween themed sh*tversary modes, why remove this?

maybe because we where having fun with the peyote plants.

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ilovefreebird
11 hours ago, effenG said:

 

"Checking your text for profanity" - It happens too often, and I am never profane (FFS)

Just go to send the same message again, but add an extra character (a space or a period or something). Should work. Still an annoying issue, though.

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Big Molio
On 11/15/2019 at 9:43 PM, askinnywhitedildo said:

And between last week with races, and this week, it seems like 90% of this community just picks Claude when making a character, and leaves it as that. Everyone looks like a f*cking mongoloid. 

Ha ha, yeah I see a lot of them with that neanderthal brow look.

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Arrows to Athens

Thank you, Cuntstar, for resetting my settings yet again, but I can just close the app and boot up the game again so I don’t have to play it your way.

 

F*ck you. 

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Boozey St John

Why can I still hear people when I have voice chat set to no one? 

Stop f*cking with me, Rockstar! 

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Geisterfaust
8 minutes ago, Boozey St John said:

Why can I still hear people when I have voice chat set to no one? 

Usually happens when you're in the cloud, but even these short bursts of BS are sometimes mind boggling.

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Duhillestpunk

This goddamn mother f*cking Oppressor nonsense has gone too f*cking far. I’m so f*cking angry and pissed at Cockstar for making this stupid overpowered bike. Seriously I’m minding my own mother f*cking business and little kids or full on grown ups who hate themselves so much they gotta come f*ck with me. In the wise words of Discharge “Why”? “Why”? “Why”? Can’t people stop f*cking with me? Jesus f*cking Christ. Rockstar remove the f*cking bike. Is it good for long travel? Yes. Good for f*cking with people and pissing them off? Of course. Mark my words folks, this sh*t is gonna be in GTA 6. And it’s gonna be f*cking chaos. Even worse than it is now.

 

Apologies if I cursed too much, I just needed to vent my frustration. I got blown up by some kid on that f*cking bike and it just pissed me off. I hate arrogant f*cking players. I get it, it’s just a game. Yes it is but I want to have fun and not have my time ruined by a little cocksucker blowing me up every 5 f*cking seconds. I pray that an employee at Rockstar sees this and makes a change to that damn Oppressor. Either make it so you can’t fire rockets from it or just make it a ground only bike.

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Boozey St John
50 minutes ago, Geisterfaust said:

Usually happens when you're in the cloud, but even these short bursts of BS are sometimes mind boggling.

I know it happens in the clouds, usually it lasts for a few seconds but this in game. 

 

All of a sudden, I just hear someone's mic explode- scaring me half to death before annoying me.

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Arrows to Athens
22 minutes ago, Boozey St John said:

I know it happens in the clouds, usually it lasts for a few seconds but this in game. 

 

All of a sudden, I just hear someone's mic explode- scaring me half to death before annoying me.

Or annoying, over-produced Hip-Hop music blasting through a cheap mic.

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J-Scott-D
1 hour ago, Geisterfaust said:

Usually happens when you're in the cloud, but even these short bursts of BS are sometimes mind boggling.

I have it happen while in the cloud/loading. It also happens when I get a kill with the RC Bandito, which can provide a laugh or two. 

 

I detonated my RC Bandito in an AFK player's face earlier this year and I hear nothing but:

 

"N***a."

 

LOL. I texted him an apology. 

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TCMike

The first time the game spawned me in the middle of the street, talking on my cellphone, unable to move until my character puts his phone in his pocket, which is not fast enough for NPC traffic, who get impatient and run me over, I thought it was funny.  But after a dozen or more times, it's starting to annoy me.  

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DuhBritishTea
7 hours ago, Duhillestpunk said:

I pray that an employee at Rockstar sees this and makes a change to that damn Oppressor. Either make it so you can’t fire rockets from it or just make it a ground only bike.

R* won't change it. They added it to the game knowing that people would use it to grief. Just like how freeroam missions send out a message to all players in the lobby to stop/destroy you, the Oppressor/mk2 is there as another tool for these griefers to use. Similar to the abused orbital cannon.

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askinnywhitedildo

In the middle of selling a car... "Connection lost to GTA Online"

 

In the middle of the selling guns and almost being finished with the dune buggy... "Connection lost to GTA Online" 

 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, who knows how much money I just lost, and it was a huge lobby. 

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ventogt
8 minutes ago, askinnywhitedildo said:

In the middle of selling a car... "Connection lost to GTA Online"

 

In the middle of the selling guns and almost being finished with the dune buggy... "Connection lost to GTA Online" 

 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, who knows how much money I just lost, and it was a huge lobby. 

f*ck that dune buggy delivery with a tackhammer.  I almost always quit out when that one comes up.  It's worth losing the $7K to not deal with it.

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EkaSwede
On 11/18/2019 at 12:29 AM, askinnywhitedildo said:

This blackjack is so rigged. IT'S SO f*ckING RIGGED. You pull a 12, you have a 90% chance of getting dealt a 10 if you hit. If the dealer draws a 12, there's a 90% chance they pull out 4 or 5 little cards and make their way to 21. 

 

I have learned that for brief periods of time, and I mean BRIEF periods of time, you have the odds in your favor and can make a few hundred thousand grand. But it's rare. Otherwise, you will lose every hand, or win just enough hands to make yourself think you've got this, and then you slowly lose all your chips. 

Nah, mate. What really grinds your gears is when you sit on a sweet 20, the dealer gets exactly the card they need to get that clutch 21. Every. Single. Time.

 

And then comes Mr. "I just made an account to say it's not rigged because I got lucky once lol stop complaining pls".

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Duhillestpunk

You all think the blackjack is rigged? More like the Lucky Wheel is rigged. Tell me why the f*ck RP is on there as a prize? Aren’t like 90% of the players above or around level 120? The last level where you actually unlock something? It’s a useless ass prize that has no meaning to me. That goes along with the mystery prize why is it that it can’t just be rare clothing or rare vehicles? Who’s bright idea was it to add bullsh*t ass cars as well as pisswasser? Like come on Rockstar. All I want is the Lost Slamvan... is that so much to ask for?

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I know there is a prize for clothing. But it would’ve been great for the mystery prize to have extremely rare clothing and accessories. So far, I got two spins on the clothing option and it gave me no rare clothing items...
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WhiteOne
32 minutes ago, Duhillestpunk said:

You all think the blackjack is rigged? More like the Lucky Wheel is rigged. Tell me why the f*ck RP is on there as a prize? Aren’t like 90% of the players above or around level 120? The last level where you actually unlock something? It’s a useless ass prize that has no meaning to me. That goes along with the mystery prize why is it that it can’t just be rare clothing or rare vehicles? Who’s bright idea was it to add bullsh*t ass cars as well as pisswasser? Like come on Rockstar. All I want is the Lost Slamvan... is that so much to ask for?

I'm afraid that your rage will intensify once you'll get RP as a mystery prize. Happened to me twice and I landed on the mystery spot only 3-4 times at all since the casino release.

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Boozey St John
8 minutes ago, WhiteOne said:

I'm afraid that your rage will intensify once you'll get RP as a mystery prize. Happened to me twice and I landed on the mystery spot only 3-4 times at all since the casino release.

Or if it's a feckin' Futo or a bicycle. That's also rage fuel! 

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Duhillestpunk
11 minutes ago, WhiteOne said:

I'm afraid that your rage will intensify once you'll get RP as a mystery prize. Happened to me twice and I landed on the mystery spot only 3-4 times at all since the casino release.

Oh but it has. I once landed on the discount slot and it gave me a discount... for f*cking bicycles... WHAT?!

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Boozey St John
13 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Or annoying, over-produced Hip-Hop music blasting through a cheap mic.

Don't forget the dog barking, kids screaming, and/or borderline domestic abuse in the background. 

 

Like dude, I just want to play in peace; if I want music, GTA has enough radio stations to keep me entertained.

 

(The domestic abuse is based on a very sad but true story.)

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wweraw526

O_O, lol now I know why I couldn't lock on to those flying broomsticks like when it wasn't auto locking onto the players bike before because the player targeting priority setting was not set to everyone and had it set to whoever attacks me first. Silly me  :D

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