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The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

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whywontyoulisten
2 hours ago, askinnywhitedildo said:

And f*ck these Merryweather convoy missions to restock your bunker. Their Valkyries can actually shoot explosives now, I guess I wasn't around when this got implemented. I just got spawn killed by one of these 4 or 5 times. 

You only make that mistake once. One missile from out of range and you're safe.

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StangOne50

WTF this error joining BS. Puts me in a lobby then kicks me out immediately with error joining message. Its f*cking constant for months now. Its harder to get online now then it was in the PS3 days.

Does everyone get this sh*t?

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J-Scott-D
12 minutes ago, StangOne50 said:

WTF this error joining BS. Puts me in a lobby then kicks me out immediately with error joining message. Its f*cking constant for months now. Its harder to get online now then it was in the PS3 days.

Does everyone get this sh*t?

I'm not everyone, but it's been happening to me for quite a while now. The only way I can get online is to close the GTAV app every time and start over.

 

Not too big of an inconvenience considering that I'm barely playing. GTAO burn-out has set in.

 

 

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YELLOW ZOOMER WITH DRONE

No aim.

No brain.

Oppresor Mk II main.

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TCMike
2 hours ago, StangOne50 said:

WTF this error joining BS. Puts me in a lobby then kicks me out immediately with error joining message. Its f*cking constant for months now. Its harder to get online now then it was in the PS3 days.

Does everyone get this sh*t?

 

2 hours ago, J-Scott-D said:

I'm not everyone, but it's been happening to me for quite a while now. The only way I can get online is to close the GTAV app every time and start over.

 

That issue has caused me problems too, but the other day I think I stumbled on a work-around.  I haven't had time to really test it though.  Before attempting to log into online, pull up your phone and quick save your single player game.  Then log into online.  Does it still give you an error message and kick you back to single player?  I've had luck getting online this way, but I'm not sure if it actually works, of if I'm just getting lucky.  

 

Edit: Tested this some more and it's kicking me again, so the above probably doesn't work after all.  Just got lucky before, I guess.  

 

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Max.pain
On 11/6/2019 at 10:32 AM, SlammerRPM said:

A repeated problem that needs to be addressed. I want the ability to block playing with players from specific countries. Specifically Russia.

Again last night I was in a mission, The Humane Labs finale, where a Russian player intentionally screwed it up. He was a Ground Team member with me and he would not jump out of the helicopter. The host got mad and crashed the helicopter to restart and the guy kept doing the same thing.

hmmm? what’s the deal with being russian here? gta online is full of retards anyway

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hugh750

today i went back to playing gtao after about a month of playing rdr 2 online, and i see our mc business security is still useless, after i found myself in a empty lobby and trying to do a sell mission from my weed farm until i found out a couple of random players joined (one of them managed to blow up the garbage truck i was driving and killed me.

after that my meth lab was raided again by cops, i got there as fast as i could (i was driving a fully upgraded motorbike i had (until i sold it).

i  was quickly killed by cops.

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DentureDynamite
2 hours ago, StangOne50 said:

WTF this error joining BS. Puts me in a lobby then kicks me out immediately with error joining message. Its f*cking constant for months now. Its harder to get online now then it was in the PS3 days.

Does everyone get this sh*t?

You're not alone! I've been getting this on occasion too--I've also had some post-R* launcher crashes that I thought were fixed via Steam's "Validate files" feature... but they still happen.

 

22 minutes ago, YELLOW DOG WITH CONE said:

No aim.

No brain.

Oppresor Mk II main.

The Oppressor Mk II: Rockstar's attempt to help cheaters feel like a legitimate part of the gaming community.

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J-Scott-D
19 minutes ago, TCMike said:

 

 

That issue has caused me problems too, but the other day I think I stumbled on a work-around.  I haven't had time to really test it though.  Before attempting to log into online, pull up your phone and quick save your single player game.  Then log into online.  Does it still give you an error message and kick you back to single player?  I've had luck getting online this way, but I'm not sure if it actually works, of if I'm just getting lucky.  

 

 

OK, I'll give this a try the next time I hop on. I didn't mention earlier that I always run my PS4 with rest mode, for what it's worth.

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TCMike
7 minutes ago, J-Scott-D said:

OK, I'll give this a try the next time I hop on. I didn't mention earlier that I always run my PS4 with rest mode, for what it's worth.

 

Yeah, me too.

 

I just tested the method I posted before, and this time it didn't work for me.  Got kicked immediately.  So crap.  lmao  Nevermind my earlier post.  

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J-Scott-D
15 minutes ago, TCMike said:

 

Yeah, me too.

 

I just tested the method I posted before, and this time it didn't work for me.  Got kicked immediately.  So crap.  lmao  Nevermind my earlier post.  

Well, darn! :)

 

The funny thing is R* had fixed it (for me) a while back and then it started happening again.

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ilovefreebird
4 hours ago, StangOne50 said:

WTF this error joining BS. Puts me in a lobby then kicks me out immediately with error joining message. Its f*cking constant for months now. Its harder to get online now then it was in the PS3 days.

Does everyone get this sh*t?

Yep. Only happens if my app isn't closed - so when I open GTA, it goes straight to single player; joining online from there will kick me out.

 

If I closed my app the last time I played, the game will load straight into online without issue. I've been doing this since early summer and it works every time.

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askinnywhitedildo

Motherf*cking Tony and Byrony (Wtf kinda name is this btw?), calling me every 17 seconds to buy a nightclub and arena. Like holy f*ck, this is straight up harassment. 

 

Once I get everything else bought that I need to buy, I'mma buy a nightclub and arena just so these two will stop raping my goddamn phone line. We get it R*, we f*cking get it, you want us to buy Sharkcards to buy these expansions, or else you won't leave us alone. 

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B7R
1 hour ago, askinnywhitedildo said:

Motherf*cking Tony and Byrony (Wtf kinda name is this btw?), calling me every 17 seconds to buy a nightclub and arena. Like holy f*ck, this is straight up harassment. 

 

And here's the thing, unless your rich in-game and got cash to throw around, by the time you've purchased one property / business, the next DLC will probably be out and they'll just be more harassment calls

 

The only harassment calls I still get are;

 

English Dave - Because besides Solomun, I've only hired Dixon and apparently according to other members on here, you need to hire the others at least once to permanently stop he's DJ calls. So that's $300K, $400K maybe to stop one harassment call. I was wondering why after hiring Dixon I still had Dave up my backside telling me I was sticking with the same old DJ and to hire a new one when I'd already done so. That was never made clear at any point when hiring a new DJ

 

Ms Baker - tho this one is probably on me, I never got around to doing her casino missions so she calls me up everytime I join a session for the first time. I really don't see why for a mission they'd need to put in a harassment call from her. Could you try and imagine back in the days when Martin (the Mexican guy) had all the stunt races and races under he's name, Imagine if he called you up every time a new one was released, that'll be enough for me to throw in the towel and never look back

 

LJT - either because my stock is full or I'm outta supplies, he's always picking good times to call. For a guy that "knows everything" and "what your doing" he sure likes to harass you when your in the middle of a heated battle with another player. The other night  I was on my MK2 and was getting close to taking down a toxic player off their own bike, I was about to fire my homing rockets at their bike when suddenly I'm interrupted by a phone call from LJT himself, don't know what about but I had to quickly bail as the other player was about to kill me if I didn't think quick

  

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Volatollotalov
1 hour ago, B7R said:

 

LJT - either because my stock is full or I'm outta supplies, he's always picking good times to call. For a guy that "knows everything" and "what your doing" he sure likes to harass you when your in the middle of a heated battle with another player. The other night  I was on my MK2 and was getting close to taking down a toxic player off their own bike, I was about to fire my homing rockets at their bike when suddenly I'm interrupted by a phone call from LJT himself, don't know what about but I had to quickly bail as the other player was about to kill me if I didn't think quick

  

They're just sales calls and they express clear contempt for the player. It wouldn't surprise me if the same guy who green-lit the MKII also thought of the sales calls algorithm - or at least had some propellant role in its wicked inception. 

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gtafan26
5 hours ago, askinnywhitedildo said:

Motherf*cking Tony and Byrony (Wtf kinda name is this btw?), calling me every 17 seconds to buy a nightclub and arena. Like holy f*ck, this is straight up harassment. 

 

Once I get everything else bought that I need to buy, I'mma buy a nightclub and arena just so these two will stop raping my goddamn phone line. We get it R*, we f*cking get it, you want us to buy Sharkcards to buy these expansions, or else you won't leave us alone. 

Makes you wanna beat them with a white dildo.

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Arrows to Athens
On 11/9/2019 at 10:16 AM, Volatollotalov said:

They're just sales calls and they express clear contempt for the player. It wouldn't surprise me if the same guy who green-lit the MKII also thought of the sales calls algorithm - or at least had some propellant role in its wicked inception. 

Probably also the same guy who thought up the orbital cannon or at least approved of the idea. 

 

Edit: f*cking hell, what is up with the incessant dry heaving and coughing in my damn Bunker? They need some f*cking Lemsip or Strepsils or something because they sound like they've got a nose and throat full of aged mucus.

 

It's almost as if Rockstar decided to go and hire bunch of randos off the street outside their headquarters to perform some voice acting for their new update, and they just couldn't be asked, so Rockstar just told them to cough into the f*cking mics and pretend like they've got the flu.

 

On top of that, why are these jerks just sitting down fiddling with their phones whilst spreading germs all over the damn place with their persistent coughing, not doing any work? What do I pay these slobs for?

 

This game is weird as f*ck!

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DuhBritishTea

Cutscenes in heists should be skippable. I've lost so much time watching Lester talking about picnics and stuff for the 100th time

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askinnywhitedildo
16 minutes ago, DuhBritishTea said:

Cutscenes in heists should be skippable. I've lost so much time watching Lester talking about picnics and stuff for the 100th time

I agree

 

I've seen the Bogdan submarine cutscene too many time 🤣

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Standard Deluxe 59

I absolutely hate "catch up". I'm leading for five of the seven laps and what happens? Some turd who was three seconds behind me catches up on the last straightaway and wins. 

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whywontyoulisten
12 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

f*cking hell, what is up with the incessant dry heaving and coughing in my damn Bunker? They need some f*cking Lemsip or Strepsils or something because they sound like they've got a nose and throat full of aged mucus.

The diesel generator by the entrance should be a clue.

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TankGirl

I took a break from GTAO for awhile and now I am back and while yes the PvP always left more to be desired I find it just awful now. It seems like every person I come across only wants to fight on the MK2 Oppressor. Its like they can not function without it. Pretty much most lobbies I load into is just full of MK2 Oppressor fighters. I know old news to most but like I said I took a long break from this game so new to me. Also I am running into many more god mode glicthers, is R not patching stuff anymore? One guy came out of the Casino and he was in god mode/invisible killing my friend. Another guy was in a god mode jet terrorizing the entire lobby, even a orbital cannon didn't take him out. Then there was another guy who was in passive mode with a bounty while on an oppressor. Just my little rant.

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Arrows to Athens
13 hours ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

I absolutely hate "catch up". I'm leading for five of the seven laps and what happens? Some turd who was three seconds behind me catches up on the last straightaway and wins. 

I've noticed even high levels leave catch up on. It's sad many people still don't know what catch up is, so they leave it on because it's the default. 

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TCMike

I sincerely hope every person involved in the idea, development, and approval of the iFruit app gets fired for complete inept incompetence.  

 

 

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askinnywhitedildo
9 hours ago, TankGirl said:

I took a break from GTAO for awhile and now I am back and while yes the PvP always left more to be desired I find it just awful now. It seems like every person I come across only wants to fight on the MK2 Oppressor. Its like they can not function without it. Pretty much most lobbies I load into is just full of MK2 Oppressor fighters. I know old news to most but like I said I took a long break from this game so new to me. Also I am running into many more god mode glicthers, is R not patching stuff anymore? One guy came out of the Casino and he was in god mode/invisible killing my friend. Another guy was in a god mode jet terrorizing the entire lobby, even a orbital cannon didn't take him out. Then there was another guy who was in passive mode with a bounty while on an oppressor. Just my little rant.

I took a two year break. Came back a few weeks ago, and I'm in the same situation as you. 

 

Almost no one, and I mean no one can go without their MK2. It's the cheapest and most pussy sh*t ever. As someone who enjoys a nice in-depth fight every now and then, the MK2 ruins that for me, because no one can resist spamming it for cheap kills. And 99% of the people who do this are garbage on the ground with a gun. The MK2 is their only defense. 

 

It's f*cking sad. 

 

EDIT

 

And yeah, ketchup can f*ck right off. I did the 3x races for the first time today, and any time I got into 1st I immediately felt my speed plummet. Between ketchup, and idiotic level 14's who can't keep their cars in a straight line for more than 7 seconds without creating a pile up, this sh*t is impossible to win. I really really wish Stunt Races would have been the thing that got 3x this week. On top of the f*cked up racing mechanics of this game (Or more like idiotic host who don't even know what any of the options do), these Hot Ring tracks and cars are sh*tty and boring. 

 

EDIT2

 

f*ck, these sh*tty Issi and Hot Ring races, and f*ck racing in this game in general. 

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BOOGIEMAN219

Apparently if you try to orbital cannon a god mode jet you still get charged without getting the kill. 

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Big Molio
12 hours ago, askinnywhitedildo said:

I took a two year break. Came back a few weeks ago, and I'm in the same situation as you. 

 

Almost no one, and I mean no one can go without their MK2. It's the cheapest and most pussy sh*t ever. As someone who enjoys a nice in-depth fight every now and then, the MK2 ruins that for me, because no one can resist spamming it for cheap kills. And 99% of the people who do this are garbage on the ground with a gun. The MK2 is their only defense. 

 

It's f*cking sad. 

 

EDIT

 

And yeah, ketchup can f*ck right off. I did the 3x races for the first time today, and any time I got into 1st I immediately felt my speed plummet. Between ketchup, and idiotic level 14's who can't keep their cars in a straight line for more than 7 seconds without creating a pile up, this sh*t is impossible to win. I really really wish Stunt Races would have been the thing that got 3x this week. On top of the f*cked up racing mechanics of this game (Or more like idiotic host who don't even know what any of the options do), these Hot Ring tracks and cars are sh*tty and boring. 

 

EDIT2

 

f*ck, these sh*tty Issi and Hot Ring races, and f*ck racing in this game in general. 

I feel your pain. I jumped on for a couple of hours yesterday, and got locked into 3-way freemode battle with two OP2 riders ganging up on me. It's hard work now that Rockstar f*cked up the auto aim against them. I was resorting to shooting them off with the explosive sniper, but I ran out of ammo. I couldn't ghost or OTR to get some space because I was on cooldown, I couldn't resort to warping out of there or using the R/C because there was a freemode job already running, so I was getting my arse handed to me. Once I managed to call in my own OP2 I was on even footing again, and I really don't mind the air jousting with other like-minded players. I don't play too long though because of the bad sport system.

 

And racing, don't get me started. Whoever thought that adding catch-up, a system that handicaps the best driver so that all the other scrubs can catch up and ram him off the track, was a good idea needs to give their head a wobble. It is a god awful idea. I spend more time than enough kerb-boosting and using other short cuts just to try and squeeze every last modicum of speed in order to maintain my lead. It's stupid.

 

There is also a special place in hell for the track / ramp blockers who seem to now ruin every. single. race.

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FiveGRANDMan

I'm done.  I left GTA online yesterday at level 330.  Too many Oppressors in free roam, too many bumper cars in races, and in fact I'm just tired of this experience. 

 

I broke my GTA disk in 1/2 and that's is it.

 

PS5 & GTA 6:  Maybe.

 

Dopa_Meanie

 

 

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Geisterfaust
41 minutes ago, FiveGRANDMan said:

I broke my GTA disk in 1/2 and that's is it.

Why not sell it instead? After all, your property, but if you don't need the cash it's always possible to donate. Don't take personally, I can understand you completely.

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J-Scott-D
38 minutes ago, Geisterfaust said:

Why not sell it instead? After all, your property, but if you don't need the cash it's always possible to donate. Don't take personally, I can understand you completely.

As far as selling is concerned, I imagine that it's easier to throw it away vs. taking the time to sell a video game that can't be worth that much used. 

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