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Shadowfennekin

The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

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suicidal_banana

Sorta off-topic but also sorta not.

I F*CKING HATE that dumb sh*t Nvidia GeForce experience BS, every time i update my graphics driver it forces a load of 'optimal' settings on my games, and especially for GTA5 that means 2 weeks of trying every single combination of graphics options to try get back to a state where the game both runs reliably (read: doesnt crash every few minutes) & at a decent framerate, while also not looking like complete ass.

Seriously f*ck geforce experience, its bad enough that i can tell my gpu is slowly deteriorating (even in best case scenario im like 70-90fps behind what i got on launch of pc version) do we really need some social network driver update utility bs to make it that much more crap? piss off, just let me download drivers from the website like in the past & DONT TOUCH MY DAMN SETTINGS

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DentureDynamite

^^ Yeah, I tried it a long time ago and quickly ditched it.

 

Most of its default game settings are impractical--I always prefer to try what another player with an identical card and game suggests (via YouTube), and see how it goes.

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StangOne50

Wtf R* no doggy paddle? why my puppy no swim. He drown to death, i cry.

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DentureDynamite

^^ Yeah, I don't get why dogs aren't allowed to swim? It's still easy enough to die as an animal, so that shouldn't be one of the reasons?

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askinnywhitedildo

Doing Doomsday set ups in freeroam, or basically doing anything in freeroam, like selling a bunker. 

 

Goddamn Oppressor f*cks coming out of the woodworks to ruin your day and spawn kill you. It makes me almost wish I wouldn't have picked this game back up. 

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Arrows to Athens

Apparently, water can now kill you.

 

 

GG, Fishstar.

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__SAAB__9-3__

Will you ever stop Simeon? 

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Arrows to Athens
5 minutes ago, __SAAB__9-3__ said:

Will you ever stop Simeon? 

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I actually decided to deliver his sh*tty vehicles for once out of boredom, so whenever I got the text, I was immediately running errands.

 

But I noticed that he would just want the same cars as before, so he actually never stops. It's repetitive, redundant, boring, and the pay is sh*t.

 

He's not worth anyone's time in 2019. He can f*ck right the f*ck off.

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ilovefreebird

I haven't decided which Daily Objective I hate seeing more: tennis, or anything Heist-related. 

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PetrolCB
1 hour ago, ilovefreebird said:

I haven't decided which Daily Objective I hate seeing more: tennis, or anything Heist-related. 

Tennis would be nice if you could do doubles. 

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Duhillestpunk

I love whenever I hop in my vehicle, all the stations I DON’T want to hear play away but the station I want to hear barley plays when I start the car. That pisses me off. Why can’t we get a feature to remove certain radio stations like Saints Row 2? That game was ahead of its time.

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Max.pain

opressor mk2 is officially the noobest thing ever made

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TCMike

I wish my car had the same afterburners that NPC cars use when the light turns green and they launch to 100mph in 0.5 seconds and t-bone me as I try to pass through the intersection.  

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kcole4001
5 hours ago, ilovefreebird said:

I haven't decided which Daily Objective I hate seeing more: tennis, or anything Heist-related. 

Tennis is actually pretty fun, but time consuming, and of course you need others to play (except for single player)...and others often tend to be...uhhh, less than skilled shall we say.

Heist objectives are a total waste...UGHHHH!

 

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And so much for my game rarely crashing...twice today, to hell with that crap, time to do something else.

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louisplasta
On 11/2/2019 at 7:53 AM, Arrows to Athens said:

I actually decided to deliver his sh*tty vehicles for once out of boredom, so whenever I got the text, I was immediately running errands.

 

But I noticed that he would just want the same cars as before, so he actually never stops. It's repetitive, redundant, boring, and the pay is sh*t.

 

He's not worth anyone's time in 2019. He can f*ck right the f*ck off.

R* should've allowed us to put a bullet in Simeon's skull please

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ventogt
2 hours ago, kcole4001 said:

Tennis is actually pretty fun, but time consuming, and of course you need others to play (except for single player)...and others often tend to be...uhhh, less than skilled shall we say.

Heist objectives are a total waste...UGHHHH!

 

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And so much for my game rarely crashing...twice today, to hell with that crap, time to do something else.

GTA Tennis sucks compared to any other tennis game I've ever played [the best in my book is "Super Tennis" on SNES followed by whatever Tennis game was on Wii Sports], even worse was having to do 3 full sets of it to get the check mark for the objective.  In GTA I'm convinced everything that could possibly make you money is by design just a time suck.  Everything the game does is meant to take you more time so that you can make less money and buy a shark card if you want the shiny sh*t.  It's weird because it feels anathema to the spirit of the game.

 

Full disclosure--I bought a shark card when I started about a year ago--I'm a grown ass man where $50 does not matter that much but I saw no way to try to get anything of substance/enjoyment as a 'kickstart' otherwise, and did enough research to read [and subsequently validate] that the "criminal enterprise starter pack" is f*cking awful

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Tomtomsengermany

The adversary modes are unbalanced af

 

A bunch of unarmed rabbits has to chase wolves with guns.

 

Thats rockstars definition of Fun 

 

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Timsalabimbo
7 hours ago, ventogt said:

, even worse was having to do 3 full sets of it to get the check mark for the objective.

Good thing you only have to do one set now.

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ten-a-penny
14 hours ago, Duhillestpunk said:

I love whenever I hop in my vehicle, all the stations I DON’T want to hear play away but the station I want to hear barley plays when I start the car. That pisses me off. Why can’t we get a feature to remove certain radio stations like Saints Row 2? That game was ahead of its time.

Seriously! I only listen to Radio Mirror Park, Los Santos Underground Radio and Los Santos Rock Radio, only these three. Because of how many radios there are, picking which one I want is a chore. Half the time I try to select LSUR, I end up picking the horse-crap rap-infested Blonded Los Santos. I don't want f*ckin rap crap. I want LSUR. Quit selecting that sh*te.

 

Hey. While we're at it: Why can't we choose our own music? No, I'm not talking about songs outside the game (copyright issues 'n' all), I'm talking about the songs in-game. Why can't we "Favorite" songs in other radios, and have those "Favorites" play in a custom radio? Wouldn't that be better than running around switching radios all the damn time?

 

GODDAMMIT ROCKSTAR THIS IS 2019 GET WITH THE TIME DAMMIT

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kcole4001

I just turn the music off now (of course the game now thinks I haven't completed the prologue, which I've done twice, so I have to turn the music off every time I load the game).

I get so tired of having to switch the stations every time I enter a vehicle even if I've just left that vehicle to do something.

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Duhillestpunk

So I invited a stripper over and what really brings my piss to a boil is as soon as I start receiving my lap dance, the radio in my apartment changes to Vanilla Unicorn soundtrack ... Why? I don’t wanna hear that sh*t. I just want to hear Channel X. That’s all.

 

In addition to that why aren’t the strippers naked? They are naked in the strip club so why the hell aren’t they naked in our apartments for?

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[]LSPD[]

I hate how I am not able to drop the Gusenberg Sweeper. I don't want it in my inventory any more and I don't understand why I am not allowed to drop it.

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Sentinel Driver

At times GTA Online really feels like a worse version of saints row IV

they're trying to be wacky and unrealistic but they don't go all the way with it

like the alien survivals are literally just people in alien suits using laser guns which are just reskinned regular guns

at least saints row had fun unrealistic weapons like abduction gun, black hole launcher and the superpowers like freeze blast and telekinesis

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AndenNewMountain

Logged on for the first time in forever out of boredom. I hop on my OG Oppressor and start jumping between rooftops and going up scyscrapers, minding my own buissnes. I notice two barcodes going after everyone in the lobby on their MKII’s, and then one unavoidable missile later I’m dead. And because I was killed on a weaponized vehicle I have to wait 5 minutes to be able to pop on passive and spawnkilling begins, I can’t do sh*t. After like 4 mins I get one of them with the minigun and that adds like two more minutes for passive cooldown. I just put my controller down and wait, letting them kill me over and over. They both got kicked eventually.

 

For real, the game I used to love for the last 6 years have become such a fcking dumpster fire.. Must retire from this sh*tty game

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Ramshka Reddy
3 hours ago, AndenNewMountain said:

Logged on for the first time in forever out of boredom. I hop on my OG Oppressor and start jumping between rooftops and going up scyscrapers, minding my own buissnes. I notice two barcodes going after everyone in the lobby on their MKII’s, and then one unavoidable missile later I’m dead. And because I was killed on a weaponized vehicle I have to wait 5 minutes to be able to pop on passive and spawnkilling begins, I can’t do sh*t. After like 4 mins I get one of them with the minigun and that adds like two more minutes for passive cooldown. I just put my controller down and wait, letting them kill me over and over. They both got kicked eventually.

 

For real, the game I used to love for the last 6 years have become such a fcking dumpster fire.. Must retire from this sh*tty game

retire wealthy or poor? I play gta because I have become very successful 

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Talisman_83
4 hours ago, AndenNewMountain said:

For real, the game I used to love for the last 6 years have become such a fcking dumpster fire.. Must retire from this sh*tty game

You'll be much happier you did, believe me.

Moved on a while ago and I don't regret it.

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Arrows to Athens

I really wish I could collect these plants in a public session so I could mess around with randoms whilst being an animal, but I can't because I always get that desperate dicktard that travels halfway cross the map on his Mk2 just to kill me for no reason, even though I'm minding my own business. 

 

Tried twice in two different public sessions and both times an Mk2 kiddo was coming towards me. It's almost as if these players do nothing but kill players on their Mk2. Like, doesn't it get boring after a while? Holy sh*t, dude. 

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SMC TBane

Why are there so many military updates and not that much urban crime updates..

 

Our lovely franchise is called:

Grand Theft Auto!!

 

Hope they dont do this stuff on GTAO 2

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Duhillestpunk
23 hours ago, louisplasta said:

R* should've allowed us to put a bullet in Simeon's skull please

Hell Michael can in that one random event but it’s considered canon that he lives... Trust me, I wanna blow the f*cker up just as much as anybody else.

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TCMike
55 minutes ago, XxToretto-X said:

Why are there so many military updates and not that much urban crime updates..

 

Our lovely franchise is called:

Grand Theft Auto!!

 

Hope they dont do this stuff on GTAO 2

Yeah, I sort of worry about the GTA franchise because of this.  I'm still sore that they never came out with any single player DLC's.  Just a bunch of cookie cutter stuff for Online.  At this rate GTAO 2 will revolve around microtransactions and pay2win pvp stuff.  

 

I think a lot of these problems could be avoided by simply adding lobby options.  Like no weaponized vehicles, no explosives, no blips, no cops, etc.  Let the player custom tailor their experience.  

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