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The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

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Nerfgoth
23 minutes ago, AcidXRain73 said:

Or you could just shoot the hostages and drive the armored car to the boat. Somebody explained that to me and it was so much easier.

That garage was so fun! You could use any vehicle that you wanted! The Insurgent was the best to use and most fun!

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AcidXRain73
19 minutes ago, Nerfgoth said:

That garage was so fun! You could use any vehicle that you wanted! The Insurgent was the best to use and most fun!

I've only completed it like 4 times and we used the first armored car we could find every time. What do you mean by garage? Is that at the police station? I heard that there is a helicopter on the roof.

 

Edit: Okay, never mind. Looks like it was patched. I'll stick to the armored car then.

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DentureDynamite
14 hours ago, gtafan26 said:

Gawd damn the MKII douchebags and lvl8000's are out in force tonight 

Tell me about it! I wasted too much time last night just teaching the MK2 <insert expletives here> a lesson with the FL Ruiner2K.

 

Utterly laughable how they suddenly go from being "Master of the Universe" to "How... how dare you beat me up with your OP vehicle!"

 

Whoever at C* was responsible for adding the MK2 to GTA Online needs to undergo some serious medieval torture.

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Ehllfhire
54 minutes ago, DentureDynamite said:

Tell me about it! I wasted too much time last night just teaching the MK2 <insert expletives here> a lesson with the FL Ruiner2K.

 

Utterly laughable how they suddenly go from being "Master of the Universe" to "How... how dare you beat me up with your OP vehicle!"

 

Whoever was responsible at C* for adding the MK2 to GTA Online needs to undergo some serious medieval torture.

I love ny mk2. Followed closely by the akula.

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ten-a-penny
4 hours ago, AcidXRain73 said:

Or you could just shoot the hostages and drive the armored car to the boat. Somebody explained that to me and it was so much easier.

Wait. Wasn't that patched?

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AcidXRain73
19 minutes ago, ten-a-penny said:

Wait. Wasn't that patched?

The one I was talking about is a "Police Riot". If that clears it up.

 

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Arrows to Athens

Today, I had a guy on his Mk2 literally blow up the helicopter you’re supposed to follow in Chopper Tail at the beginning. This is the first time I’ve seen someone do this. Mind you, it was a level 200. He was probably trolling, but holy sh*t, man.

 

Oh, and then he blew up the vehicle after the chopper landed. I left after that. 

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Max.pain

someone blew up the bikes more than a few times in pacific standard(on purpose), i left. reminded me of “brainless fool” of trevor.

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YELLOW ZOOMER WITH DRONE
7 hours ago, DentureDynamite said:

Whoever at C* was responsible for adding the MK2 to GTA Online needs to undergo some serious medieval torture.

He needs a personal visit from Mr. Wallace himself.

 

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Arrows to Athens
8 hours ago, DentureDynamite said:

Whoever at C* was responsible for adding the MK2 to GTA Online needs to undergo some serious medieval torture.

Same for the pillock that thought up the orbital cannon.

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gtafan26
8 hours ago, DentureDynamite said:

 

Whoever at C* was responsible for adding the MK2 to GTA Online needs to undergo some serious medieval torture.

Not enough torture .

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Ehllfhire
42 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Same for the pillock that thought up the orbital cannon.

Whats wrong with th orbital cannon?

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YELLOW ZOOMER WITH DRONE
1 hour ago, Ehllfhire said:

Whats wrong with th orbital cannon?

What's wrong with you?

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[]LSPD[]
3 minutes ago, YELLOW DOG WITH CONE said:

What's wrong with you?

I am wondering the same thing.

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J-Scott-D
3 minutes ago, YELLOW DOG WITH CONE said:

What's wrong with you?

He's a weak troll or a little kid wanting attention.

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DuhBritishTea
16 hours ago, Nerfgoth said:

There was a bug introduced that when jumping of the bike mid air you start rag dolling and die if you don´t know how to counter it! Why R* in their infinite wisdom hasn´t fixed it is beyond me! So now I drive down the slop when playing with randoms! There is a gap in the bridge where you can drive trough but it will say that you are out off area. Just drive under the bridge and you will be back in area in no time at all!

All this hopes we need to jump just to make the game work!

Yeah I usually just drive down the mountain in a police car if I can get people it in with me. Too much risk hoping randoms know how to pull the chute in time.

14 hours ago, AcidXRain73 said:

Or you could just shoot the hostages and drive the armored car to the boat. Somebody explained that to me and it was so much easier.

I see two problems with randoms:

1. Randoms and their infinite wisdom don't use heavy armor and get shredded to pieces by SWAT. Of course they could stay in the bank and wait for me to suicide at bikes, but it brings up problem #2.

2. Communication. The SWAT van works wonders if you can get people to actually stop and get in it. Countless times randoms ignored it and drove to their deaths. But that's what I get for playing with randoms in the first place *shrugs*.

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IceDree
22 hours ago, YELLOW DOG WITH CONE said:

What in the Cinnamon Toast, Hot Crispy Kentucky Fried f*ck is this spawn?



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And no, for some reason, the gates at LSIA don't open at all while in a Contact Mission who knows why.

 

Call Pegasus and request an airplane or a helicopter ... Voilà. ;)

 

By the way, I'm so stealing that phrase. 😁

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Standard Deluxe 59

So I see the "quick job" function remains broken. I scroll down to contact mission and I get parachuting.

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SlammerRPM

Why is it during the Pacific Standard finale players don't comprehend that you don't have to follow the yellow GPS track? I usually go due North, go offroad up the hill to the VINEWOOD sign and north to the railroad tracks. Then to the sawmill and back up the hill and parachute off the cliff near the hillbilly camp and down to the boat. It's a very safe route since the cops stay on the roads. I tried shortcutting down the river road but always get piled up with cops. Easy

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Dellers
23 hours ago, AcidXRain73 said:

Or you could just shoot the hostages and drive the armored car to the boat. Somebody explained that to me and it was so much easier.

Takes away the fun, though. I always preferred to use the bikes. Got to the end several times without losing a single penny. Problem was other players, of course. At one point someone always died, and I continued to carry the money over and over and didn't lose a dollar until 30 minutes had passed. Then finally my concentration was going down a bit and I crashed. Never made it to the finish since the other guys couldn't drive if their lives depended on it.

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HamwithCheese

Failed chopper tail because I decided to pick off the police from the hill to the left. "Ran out of time" it said. No timer given. God dont you just love completely linear missions where creativity iant allowed?

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Timsalabimbo
3 hours ago, HamwithCheese said:

Failed chopper tail because I decided to pick off the police from the hill to the left. "Ran out of time" it said. No timer given. God dont you just love completely linear missions where creativity iant allowed?

Solution:

Step 1: Drive up to where the first police officers stand.

Step 2: Wait for the chopper to land. The marker will go away and you will see the police as enemies on your minimap.

Step 3: Go back to the top of the hill and start your sniping.

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Gridl0k

^ I like to follow the chopper in my Volatol :D

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ilovefreebird
6 hours ago, SlammerRPM said:

Why is it during the Pacific Standard finale players don't comprehend that you don't have to follow the yellow GPS track? 

You can say this about any mission or activity. There's a Haulage delivery that takes you like 2 miles around a loop through Sandy Shores to You Tool, when you can (and should) instead continue on the highway and save about 3 minutes.

 

It should be obvious by now that most players in this game have a double-digit IQ, are under 15-years old, or both.

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ten-a-penny
18 hours ago, AcidXRain73 said:

The one I was talking about is a "Police Riot". If that clears it up.

 

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Nope. Tried that a couple of months ago and it didn't work; vehicle was locked.

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AcidXRain73
31 minutes ago, ten-a-penny said:

Nope. Tried that a couple of months ago and it didn't work; vehicle was locked.

I'm pretty sure the ones in front of the bank are locked. After you reach the bikes checkpoint, there is a police riot parked in the middle of the street, 1 block south and 3? blocks east of the bikes. That's the one I have been using and it's unlocked. One or two players can fetch it while the money carriers wait at the bikes to get picked up.

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DentureDynamite
On 10/29/2019 at 1:52 AM, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

So I see the "quick job" function remains broken. I scroll down to contact mission and I get parachuting.

Yeah, how difficult should it be to match variables? I want "X". Just give me "X".  Not Y, Z, Q or the rest of the freaking Quick Jobs 'alphabet'.

 

On 10/29/2019 at 10:47 AM, AcidXRain73 said:

I'm pretty sure the ones in front of the bank are locked. After you reach the bikes checkpoint, there is a police riot parked in the middle of the street, 1 block south and 3? blocks east of the bikes. That's the one I have been using and it's unlocked. One or two players can fetch it while the money carriers wait at the bikes to get picked up.

IIRC(?), this is the only remaining unofficial--but unpatched--PacStan method, assumingly because it's still risky (tires are not bulletproof) and the drive is time consuming (though better than taking the bikes!)

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kcole4001
7 hours ago, HamwithCheese said:

Failed chopper tail because I decided to pick off the police from the hill to the left. "Ran out of time" it said. No timer given. God dont you just love completely linear missions where creativity iant allowed?

I've seemingly devoted a fair bit of time to finding clever new ways to fail Chopper Tail.

The last time I followed in my new Savage and wasted the cops on the road, then blasted the chopper (after it had landed of course)....which then proceeded to flip over the fence into the yard with the truck carrying the equipment...and then naturally the grass caught fire...sure enough, the truck got destroyed.

You have to be careful using the Atomizer as well, quite often a cop car will catch fire far easier than in freeroam and blow the truck or set fire to the grass.     :miranda:

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Arrows to Athens

There needs to be a f*cking filter on these missions, man. Why don't I have the option of being able to filter out sh*tty Repo or Casino missions? Just why?

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