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Shadowfennekin

The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

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Big Molio

I have a new game I like to play.

 

How many stunt races can I win in a row before the lobby kick me

 

My record seems to be six.

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oleg_aka_djmeg
On 10/25/2019 at 5:36 PM, ilovefreebird said:

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but I believe the Ultralights can always have an OTR ability, similar to the Akula.

 

But yeah, it would be nice to have something like that implemented with other missions.

I don't know how it would look on the map outside of our organization, but from my understanding the cargo would also be hidden if you manage to stay under the radar, as opposed to just your blip disappearing but cargo still being there on the map.

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Sentinel Driver

Tried playing flight school missions

got stuck in a loading screen

f*ck this game

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ventogt

After buying the upgrade for the Nightclub, I finally got the guns to restart production as well as the coke--for 2 sales.  Now coke no longer producing again.

 

Also, on 2 subsequent sell missions after quitting out the first time, the Cargobob refused to latch onto the speedo van.  I'm talking 10 minutes of trying everything from every angle.

 

What a piece of sh*t game.

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Duhillestpunk

Oh look the broomstick cocksuckers are back. I tell you 99% of those who fly the Oppressor and blow up people just cos are probably those kids that hate themselves enough to f*ck with others. Why out of EVERYBODY on in the lobby am I the ONLY one to be targeted?

 

This game makes my blood f*cking boil.

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gtafan26

I am really getting tired of the cant enter your property because you have a mission objective bug.

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Arrows to Athens
24 minutes ago, gtafan26 said:

I am really getting tired of the cant enter your property because you have a mission objective bug.

I keep getting this bug where I can’t even enter my casino. Like, there’s no purple marker or anything. First it’s “I can’t leave my casino”, and now it’s “I can’t enter my casino”! 
 

I still think this game can get more broken than it already is. This game is truly something special.

 

Oh, and Lost MC RIP still suffers from the f*cking pathetic “Mission failed” bug after actually completing the mission. How does something like this even happen? How is it possible? And more importantly, how is it still a f*cking thing after 5 f*cking years?!?!?

 

Cockstaaaaaaaar!!!!!!! 

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gtafan26
1 hour ago, Arrows to Athens said:

I keep getting this bug where I can’t even enter my casino. Like, there’s no purple marker or anything. First it’s “I can’t leave my casino”, and now it’s “I can’t enter my casino”! 
 

I still think this game can get more broken than it already is. This game is truly something special.

 

Oh, and Lost MC RIP still suffers from the f*cking pathetic “Mission failed” bug after actually completing the mission. How does something like this even happen? How is it possible? And more importantly, how is it still a f*cking thing after 5 f*cking years?!?!?

 

Cockstaaaaaaaar!!!!!!! 

Yep, I just had to switch sessions again because I couldnt enter my Penthouse ( no purple marker) or enter any of my other properties because of that gawd damn f*cking error message, Ive already restarted the game once tonight.   But because its doesnt effect Shark Cards sales, R* has no f*ck's to give.

 

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Shadowfennekin

Oh yeah, forgot to mention this on Thursday.

I hate that you can't load into your Night Club when it's spawn set... unless it's invite only. You're staring at the outside forever....

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Scrambled_eggs
12 hours ago, Sentinel Driver said:

Tried playing flight school missions

got stuck in a loading screen

f*ck this game

Nah nat yet man, try getting kicked out of the sessions during a race every f*ckin' time

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PwnageSoldier
On 10/26/2019 at 6:04 AM, EkaSwede said:

As for 2x on contact missions, any more stories on the failures of Titan of a Job? I bet a lot of Broomstick kiddies fly straight in and blow everything up. And if they don't they make a beeline to the plane and don't know how to land it.

I simply refuse to play Contact Missions or Heists with anyone who isn’t competent in PvE. If randoms can screw up something as easy as a VIP Work or Client Job, they’ll constantly fail these.

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WhiteOne
6 hours ago, Shadowfennekin said:

Oh yeah, forgot to mention this on Thursday.

I hate that you can't load into your Night Club when it's spawn set... unless it's invite only. You're staring at the outside forever....

I usually spawn in my NC before doing a NC sale at the start of a session and have never experienced this. It takes a little bit longer to load in than in other spawn locations though.

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t-p-d-a

i hate the GTA Online since February 2019

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Pedinhuh
1 hour ago, PwnageSoldier said:

simply refuse to play Contact Missions or Heists with anyone who isn’t competent in PvP.

PvP in this game is way different than PvE though

6 hours ago, Shadowfennekin said:

Oh yeah, forgot to mention this on Thursday.

I hate that you can't load into your Night Club when it's spawn set... unless it's invite only. You're staring at the outside forever....

Set your spawn point in your nightclub, then just switch sessions.

 

Works for me like clockwork on PS4.

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Biff73

Finally got GTAO to run smoothly without crashing last update,but with this latest update it crashes randomly again,who wants to join me to f*ck cockstar?I am on PC BTW

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Timsalabimbo
10 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Oh, and Lost MC RIP still suffers from the f*cking pathetic “Mission failed” bug after actually completing the mission. How does something like this even happen? How is it possible? And more importantly, how is it still a f*cking thing after 5 f*cking years?!?!?

 

Cockstaaaaaaaar!!!!!!! 

You need to go to the marker at the gate first before you start killing.

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Benny Guy

I'm still wondering why the hell I still do Heists with randoms, perhaps most of my reliable teammates have stopped playing.

 

Encountered so many that just leave the mission as soon as it starts. If you don't want to do it, don't join! Simple. Y'know, if their game crashes or they experience an unintentional network error, so be it, I'll accept that...despite the fact there's no way to confirm.

 

But if they're trolling and wasting my time?

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*Lola
17 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

 

Oh, and Lost MC RIP still suffers from the f*cking pathetic “Mission failed” bug after actually completing the mission. How does something like this even happen? How is it possible? And more importantly, how is it still a f*cking thing after 5 f*cking years?!?!?

 

Cockstaaaaaaaar!!!!!!! 

As Timsalabimbo said, you need to enter yellow marker before killing anyone.

 

How does someone not know this after 6 years.

 

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PwnageSoldier
8 hours ago, Pedinhuh said:

PvP in this game is way different than PvE though.

Misspell, my bad.

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askinnywhitedildo

The absolute incompetence of players in missions. 

 

Grinding the Repo missions for the double RP and money. Some of these missions could be done in 5 minutes, tops. And some of these people are so f*cking stupid that they get dragged into 20 minutes. Like Simeonomics. Go grab the car, call Lester to get the cops off you, come back. Mission over. I am in Simeonomics right now and it's been 20 minutes because the guy is too f*cking retarded to get the cops off him. 

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Pedinhuh
3 hours ago, askinnywhitedildo said:

The absolute incompetence of players in missions. 

 

Grinding the Repo missions for the double RP and money. Some of these missions could be done in 5 minutes, tops. And some of these people are so f*cking stupid that they get dragged into 20 minutes. Like Simeonomics. Go grab the car, call Lester to get the cops off you, come back. Mission over. I am in Simeonomics right now and it's been 20 minutes because the guy is too f*cking retarded to get the cops off him. 

I'd crash into his car and pull him out of there then get the sh*t done.

 

Or I dunno, just message them to call Lester.

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Duhillestpunk

Don’t you just love when the ai stops in the middle of the f*cking road? So I’m driving and listening to my favourite radio station Channel X what could go wrong? Oh nothing other than the f*cking ai stopping in the middle of an intersection totally messing my precious Babe (yes I named my car... Don’t we all?) and the funniest thing is I look back at that SUV and the darn thing starts reversing oh so because it made me crash it’s gonna slowly reverse.

 

Unlike my complaint about the Oppressor, this is rather humorous and I just wanted to vent out my frustration nothing to take too seriously about this.

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gtafan26

Gawd damn the MKII douchebags and lvl8000's are out in force tonight 

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Taterman
7 hours ago, askinnywhitedildo said:

The absolute incompetence of players in missions. 

 

Grinding the Repo missions for the double RP and money. Some of these missions could be done in 5 minutes, tops. And some of these people are so f*cking stupid that they get dragged into 20 minutes. Like Simeonomics. Go grab the car, call Lester to get the cops off you, come back. Mission over. I am in Simeonomics right now and it's been 20 minutes because the guy is too f*cking retarded to get the cops off him. 

The missions pay max after 15 minutes. They may have just been dragging it out for more money.

 

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YELLOW ZOOMER WITH DRONE

What in the Cinnamon Toast, Hot Crispy Kentucky Fried f*ck is this spawn?

 

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And no, for some reason, the gates at LSIA don't open at all while in a Contact Mission who knows why.

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DuhBritishTea

If I had a dollar for every time a random failed the cliff jump in Pac Standard Finale (i.e. fell flat on face), I'd have enough money for a bunch of shark cards.

 

Yeah I should find some reliable friends to play with...

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forgot to specify which cliff jump
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Dellers

People who are unable to do Rescue ULP. It's literally the easiest mission imaginable, yet all the time I find people who can't do it. They don't understand that the truck has to follow the chopper. They don't understand that they need to shoot anything. They get in a normal car and get killed. I never play with more than one player to make sure we're safe in the truck, but nope. Some people are probably too dumb to even open doors, which is fine, but do they have to play GTA Online?

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Tomtomsengermany

contact missions are awful atm.

 

4 players.

 

two are afk and the level 7 is a pain to watch and for the most time act like this

 

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Nerfgoth
4 hours ago, DuhBritishTea said:

If I had a dollar for every time a random failed the cliff jump in Pac Standard Finale (i.e. fell flat on face), I'd have enough money for a bunch of shark cards.

 

Yeah I should find some reliable friends to play with...

There was a bug introduced that when jumping of the bike mid air you start rag dolling and die if you don´t know how to counter it! Why R* in their infinite wisdom hasn´t fixed it is beyond me! So now I drive down the slop when playing with randoms! There is a gap in the bridge where you can drive trough but it will say that you are out off area. Just drive under the bridge and you will be back in area in no time at all!

All this hopes we need to jump just to make the game work!

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AcidXRain73

Or you could just shoot the hostages and drive the armored car to the boat. Somebody explained that to me and it was so much easier.

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