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Shadowfennekin

The Official B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

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Shadowfennekin

Continued from Part 2

 

 

On 7/29/2018 at 9:03 PM, Skullkicker227 said:

f*ck the Cargobob mission for I&E. Shouldn't have brought it back.

Hopefully it f*cks off when they fix that sudden death sh*t I've heard about

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Maddened_Ghost
On 7/28/2018 at 5:35 PM, Voodoo-Hendrix said:

I love when I steal a Regina from an old lady and I get a $9k bounty slapped on me.

 

Guess I pissed off the wrong grandma then.

I stole a BMX from someone in Grove Street and I got 9k bounty, I did it on purpose to see if I'll get a bounty and that's exactly what happened, the guy really wanted his bmx back.

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slowburn29

Rockstar really sucks. For years we wanted nightclubs, seems like that would have been something I'd have bought around the time I bought an office but hey, thanks I guess. Barely any income to speak of there, unless you like afk. Overall I like them, mine reminds me of 90s raves

 

But still with the handling flags, I know the moment I sell my xxr they'll fix it, soon as they're done patching all the money glitches because that's all they care about. Fortunately their code is so sloppy they'll never patch them all so long as they keep updating, so could be a while. Shame too, not a bad looking car. Here have some more garage space, and a bunch of neutered cars, gonna buy back the sh*t I sold over the years

 

Humped the sh*t out of a solo dupe glitch the other day though, I'd have farmed it longer but I have a real job. Doing the glitch was actually more fun than the content they add, plus I got to use their criminal enterprise starter pack in the process. I like irony

 

My bitch today isn't even about money. It's about integrity, which left rockstar when take two became their pimp

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Spelling errors, I post on the jon

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hei3enberg
5 minutes ago, slowburn29 said:

But still with the handling flags, I know the moment I sell my xxr they'll fix it...

So that means you'll keep the XXR forever, because I don't see them patching it.

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slowburn29
34 minutes ago, hei3enberg said:

So that means you'll keep the XXR forever, because I don't see them patching it.

I try to be optimistic, but you are correct in all probability

 

Dang

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Sentinel Driver

Because of the stupid handling flags we'll never see a new car on top of a class anymore

dumb c*nts, they tried to fix curb boosting but when it only applies to new cars on a 5 year old game it's insignificant

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xXxKAMIKAZExXx

I did 10 research fast-tracks and got 8 camos. :bored:

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B7R
1 hour ago, Skullkicker227 said:

f*ck the Cargobob mission for I&E. Shouldn't have brought it back.

Rockstar on the other hand be "YES YES YES" to the Cargobob Import / Export mission. That'll drain those players bank accounts so fast they'll be forced to continue the grid to make up for their losses or we can sell our stinky shark cards 10% faster than before. 

 

GTAYesmemeto_Cargobobimportat.png

 

1 hour ago, Shadowfennekin said:

Hopefully it f*cks off when they fix that sudden death sh*t I've heard about

Nah, Rockstar is a master of the "NFA" policy. Ya know the no fun allowed policy? They're keeping that sh*t there so players will eventually get fed up of doing sell missions they can't finish to get their well deserved moolah and go "f*ck it, I'm going to buy a sharkcard". That lures them in and... Profit for Rockstar and greedy business as usual. 

 

Rockstar's just hoping for the time being it's the dummies that don't find out that this was done on purpose

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Shadowfennekin

Just got 'reported' because some kid mistook my Heavy Sniper with explosive ammo for a Railgun 🙄

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hei3enberg
46 minutes ago, Sentinel Driver said:

Because of the stupid handling flags we'll never see a new car on top of a class anymore

dumb c*nts, they tried to fix curb boosting but when it only applies to new cars on a 5 year old game it's insignificant

Don't make it easier for them, R* will may apply flags to older cars and after that I will be only flying a helicopters in the game.

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HamwithCheese

Watched the stupid stream today. I wasn't able to claim the "big money drop" at the end. Haha nice.

 

Starting the bunker stuff today, aka the "freemium bullsh*t" update. Props to the Vagos for sending 8 of their expertly trained marksmen to their deaths just to get back a crusty ass van full of steel and rubber shipments.

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20 minutes ago, HamwithCheese said:

Watched the stupid stream today. I wasn't able to claim the "big money drop" at the end. Haha nice.

 

Starting the bunker stuff today, aka the "freemium bullsh*t" update. Props to the Vagos for sending 8 of their expertly trained marksmen to their deaths just to get back a crusty ass van with steel and rubber shipments.

That last stream was the worst. Yesterday was decent enough. R* should do more of these events, but please no Jovershire anymore..

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TheUnknownBastich
Apologies to all who may have seen this before. I am a noob here :(  And I noobily posted in the wrong place. DOH!
I will strive not to goof so much in future.
 

Oh, goodie, goodie, goodie - fabulous new DLC :)  I own a nightclub, yay :)  What? I have to distribute the flyers and the posters?  :(  

 

R* prides itself on realism? Sheesh, how many nightclub owners have to do this kinda sh*t?

 

 

What's next? Cleaning the toilets? Hey, maybe R* will take that idea and patch it in. They could make a trophy model: The Golden Lavatory-Brush Award.

 

We could look forward to exciting pop-ups after having cleaned our 100th toilet: You have achieved Bronze for Lavatory-Cleaning. You have unlocked the I-Cleaned-The-Club-Toilets-100-Times T-Shirt.

 

 

Anyway, i just love how i had 35mil on Tuesday. And it was even more lovable the next day when i had only 19mil...

 

All the hidden costs - storage space that is demarcated - you can't accrue more South American "imports" cos of lack of storage space, despite the fact that your storage area is about 60% empty.

 

Pff.

 

 

I wonder if it ever occurs to TakeTwo that if they permitted R* to treat us nice, maybe they'd sell even more f*cking shark-cards?

 

Many of us do not buy them because of the way we've been so ruthlessly jerked around.

 

So, if insatiably greedy Take A f*cking Hike wants to sell even more f*cking shark-cards, it's time for it to wake up and smell the writing on the wall.

 

(Cos the words have been daubed on with fresh dog-sh*t!!)

 

 

What really gets to me is that R* and Take A f*cking Hike have no problem about deliberately disenfranchising the people that made them all that money.

 

They actually don't care that we f*cking hate them for all the twisted sh*t they've done to us.

 

We now live in an age where greed has been miraculously transformed from a deadly sin into the ultimate virtue.

 

 

Maybe nowadays, business peer-group approval is only attainable by successfully pissing your customers off.

 

Or just by being obscenely greedy.

 

Take A f*cking Hike's motto: "Too much is never enough! Goddamnit!!"

 

Sooner or later, i predict that there will be large numbers of people banding together to hit Take A Dump with a massive lawsuit.

 

 

And, forum-trolls (who are probably R* and Take Another Shark-card employees) can f*ck right off!

 

Don't bother with some bs post like: It's only a game, dood.

 

Or: Lawsuit, lol, how you gonna manage that? Geez, it's just a game, dood.

 

Where there is money involved, it's always possible to raise a law-suit, and if trolls can't understand that, then they should stop posting and go and get their nappies changed :)

 

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Maddened_Ghost
2 hours ago, xXxKAMIKAZExXx said:

I did 10 research fast-tracks and got 8 camos. :bored:

Don't be so dramatic, I stole railguns and brought them to my bunker to have my people take them apart and do research and that somehow led me to unlock the ability to purchase a ballistic outfit on the internets.

😅

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Kushology
1 hour ago, Shadowfennekin said:

Just got 'reported' because some kid mistook my Heavy Sniper with explosive ammo for a Railgun 🙄

 

You can source a railgun and just not take it to the bunker though..

 

Hell, in some cases, you can keep it when the timer ends and use Ammo Drop to get ammo for it..

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KSI_IS_STUPID_
On 7/27/2018 at 10:17 AM, Commander S said:



Oh, I know - again, it was much funnier when he was more-or-less 'normal' back in 2001, particularly compared to the people calling in... :sigh:

 

 

Dude this guy sounds like someone from Family guy cant seem to remember who lol

 

 

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KSI_IS_STUPID_

http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/Batmobile_(Arkham_Knight)?file=Batmobile-charging.jpg

There will be some MK2 vehicles coming out soon and I believe one of them is the vigilante is one of them, the link above shows that apparently the MK2 vigilante will look like the batmobile from arkham knight, rockstar are copying other developers a lot

my f*cking weed farm is taking forever to set up its like sh*tty rockstar dnt anyone to make money from them f*cking cockstar!!!!

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Mach1bud
27 minutes ago, KSI_IS_STUPID_ said:

http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/Batmobile_(Arkham_Knight)?file=Batmobile-charging.jpg

There will be some MK2 vehicles coming out soon and I believe one of them is the vigilante is one of them, the link above shows that apparently the MK2 vigilante will look like the batmobile from arkham knight, rockstar are copying other developers a lot

my f*cking weed farm is taking forever to set up its like sh*tty rockstar dnt anyone to make money from them f*cking cockstar!!!!

Mate all the vehicles coming are already known. The only Mk2 vehicle is the Oppressor Mk2. There is no Vigilante Mk2.

 

Also the Weed Farm is exactly the same as it has always been.

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Lonely-Martin
1 hour ago, TheUnknownBastich said:
Apologies to all who may have seen this before. I am a noob here :(  And I noobily posted in the wrong place. DOH!
I will strive not to goof so much in future.
 

Oh, goodie, goodie, goodie - fabulous new DLC :)  I own a nightclub, yay :)  What? I have to distribute the flyers and the posters?  :(  

 

R* prides itself on realism? Sheesh, how many nightclub owners have to do this kinda sh*t?

 

 

What's next? Cleaning the toilets?

2 quick points here dude, fun read though, lol.

 

We don't own the club, we're just Tony's lackey. And also, have you played the story mode?

 

Not mocking ya, just there quite literally is a mission for Michael to be a cleaner for a brief spell during one of the single player heists. Just made me giggle is all. Even need to do it in 3 minutes or something as it's a part of the gold requirement. :)

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Arrows to Athens

What the...?

 

 

 

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A.C.M.
41 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

What the...?

*video*

 

Its common for npc laser aim to focus on hands if you hold throwables, you are holding actual bomb not just a prop when its selected and anyone can shoot it to blow you up, NPCs are excellent at shoot-bomb-in-hand quick murder.

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Commander S
2 hours ago, KSI_IS_STUPID_ said:

http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/Batmobile_(Arkham_Knight)?file=Batmobile-charging.jpg

There will be some MK2 vehicles coming out soon and I believe one of them is the vigilante is one of them, the link above shows that apparently the MK2 vigilante will look like the batmobile from arkham knight, rockstar are copying other developers a lot

my f*cking weed farm is taking forever to set up its like sh*tty rockstar dnt anyone to make money from them f*cking cockstar!!!!

 

 

...it's because of this, isn't it?

 

maxresdefault.jpg

 

 

Remember, if it's clearly a mod from another game, and it's in another baseless 'speculation' video from Ross or whoever, just ignore it, because it's completely misleading - and that's deliberate, too, because clickbait. :sigh:

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A.C.M.

also official after hours pics have the DLC logo overlap little bit with vehicle to have vehicle branded

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PetrolCB

Of course. Because then you can release speculation photos like this... 

 

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79'Blazer4x4

I had finished a sightseer to close up my grinding for the day, tried retiring from CEO immediately afterward, but of course it always says "you can't retire while on a job" for about 10 seconds or so after the job. At the very last second before it let me retire I got charged $9k for bunker utilities/staff. It just had to take money from me immediately after I finished grinding. Luckily the LSC sell timer was up and I made the money back by selling a Felon off the street, but it was still annoying.

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slowburn29

Fine, I'll just wear the parachute. I'm sure there's plenty of distinguished, reputable gangsters who wear parachutes every day, all day

 

Hell, maybe I'll put on of those fancy bodysuits and call myself parachute man. My special abilities would be falling gracefully, and turning elegys into bmxs

 

And then turning those bmxs into retro customs. Because magic

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infectedG636

I can't believe how many people were complaining about not getting money drops and asking how to do it if clearly, they've given out instructions throughout the streams. Like for real a random guy was trying for asking me for help through Facebook messenger. Jesus Christ

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Vitalize

Well. Tryhards have completely ruined my night on this game. Makes me not want to even f*cking touch it anymore. What even has become of this game.

f*cking hate sweaty virgins tiptoeing left in right with bst and getting cheap kills on you then heist teleporting away and going passive. 

 

I need a f*cking rice krispy.

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autofanatic
9 hours ago, xXxKAMIKAZExXx said:

I did 10 research fast-tracks and got 8 camos. :bored:

Not bad, just keep trying and when you unlock other camos, you are f*cking good to go

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Gridl0k

Getting pretty f*cking bored of being such an obvious NPC magnet. 

 

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