The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[jdv95]

movie dlc eh?

 

well considering 1 of the hottest movies out right now is top gun maverick,maybe it's time for rockstar to add some new aircraft in this dlc.

 

 

[Yarrow]

56 minutes ago, needforsuv said:

 

the previous is an accord if you want it to be

What

[Tez2]

12 minutes ago, jdv95 said:

movie dlc eh?

 

well considering 1 of the hottest movies out right now is top gun maverick,maybe it's time for rockstar to add some new aircraft in this dlc.

 

 

They won't come up with new aircraft out of nowhere just because one movie is making the rounds nowadays. DLCs are planned three months or more ahead of time. But one new aircraft is possible.

Edited June 28, 2022 by Tez2

[needforsuv]

16 minutes ago, Pedinhuh said:

And are you being paid extra for those parts? Well, I always add extra parts outside of what the customer requests and I never get paid an extra dollar for it.

I am, but it's not very often they actually have a reaction

[jdv95]

1 minute ago, Tez2 said:

They won't come up with new aircraft out of nowhere just because one movie is making the rounds nowadays. DLCs are planned three months or more ahead of time.

eh still time for new aircraft though.

 

and if  not in this one,then perhaps in the future,with a heist related dlc or something.

 

kinda getting tired of just getting new cars as of late.

[needforsuv]

11 minutes ago, Yarrow said:

What

the remus kinda looks like a 80s honda coupe

I was thinking remus, but brain decided to go with previon, but somehow managed to type another word...

[theguy1998]

4 minutes ago, jdv95 said:

eh still time for new aircraft though.

 

and if  not in this one,then perhaps in the future,with a heist related dlc or something.

 

kinda getting tired of just getting new cars as of late.

What about some new bikes?

[Thomas The Dank Engine]

16 minutes ago, theguy1998 said:

What about some new bikes?

Aint gonna lie, the Shinobi is the best bike that ever been released. We need more bikes with more polygons.

[Mexicola9302]

10 hours ago, STNeish said:

Man.... Sometimes I don't know what to think of this game.

 

If it's not the armies of hackers, modders and griefers constantly ruining all efforts to play, it's the game itself, usually the COPS.

 

So, I'm constantly being badgered by this guy Mark on my phone, so I finally said I'd do his mission.  So, I'm supposed to go assassinate some guy.  This means breaking into his mansion compound.  Can't get over the wall, so I have to shoot the guard at the gate.  As soon as I do, about 60 guys in the compound become hostile.  60-1 is pretty long odds, but I'm game for a cautious gunfight.  BUT, I'm not going to be allowed that, because in addition to that, I get 4 stars of police attention, so around 200 cops, plus cars, plus 5 helicopters ALL start searching for me... and they NEVER stop, even magically knowing where I'm going to hide.  Just no damn way to do that.  If I kill the cops, they just respawn, so it will just never EVER stop.

 

So I decide to do a MC resupply mission.  Got to steal the supplies... FROM THE COPS.  This involves driving around with no cover in a small area on my bike while the cops AND THE CIVILIANS all try to steer into me, shooting me all the while, until MAYBE the supplies bike will appear.  When it does, I try to hide to shed the wanted level, but NO, they never stop searching.  I get the bike and ride away, but there's cop cars every 20 feet, behind me, in front of me, down every side street, literally EVERYWHERE.  They chased me all the way from the very south end of the map all the way to the north where my counterfeit operation is, ramming me off my bike all the way there, no matter how I dodge, the cars can magically turn JUST as tightly... and again, there's no way to shake them because they're appearing RIGHT in front of me every time I outrun the ones behind me.  I even drove off a cliff to escape them, and what's this?  MORE of them at the BOTTOM of the cliff.  Just NO WAY to do anything, no way to fight them, no way to escape them, just a complete exercise in frustration.

 

So I decide to go for a nice relaxing ride in my boat.  It appears in a big warehouse type place at the docks, and as I walk in to go to MY BOAT, I'm suddenly attacked by 20 bad guys, and instantly oneshotted.  So I try to fight my way in to get to my boat, and get instantly oneshotted several MORE times.  Lovely, relaxing night.  Finally I do get my boat, but the thing is a boat in name only, as it spends more time in the AIR than on the water.

 

What a frustrating night.  I mean, I know that's the game, but it's still frustrating.  I sometimes wonder what they were thinking about with some of their design choices.

That MC resupply mission is one of the easiest, no idea how some ppl can get into so much trouble doing it.

 

You are not forced to stay on your bike, while waiting in the radius where the cop bike will be after a while. You can just take cover, or sit in a armored Kuruma or other bulletproof car, or even a tank. It's very easy, if you understand how this works. And escaping the cops on the cop bike is also very easy. All you gotta do is go offroad and look at your minimap to stay out of sight of the cops. Depending on where you are you can just hide in a tunnel, or parking garage, or you just park the bike somewhere and hide behind a wall that has a roof of some kind, so the choppers can't see you. There are so many ways to escape the cops.

 

Since this exists i just always use it for this mission, and wait for the cop bike then just take it. You can spawn the Khanjali Tank like every other personal vehicle right next to you.

If you played last week or was it the week before, you should have an Armored Kuruma, it was FOR FREE.

Just learn how to play the game, it really is easy.

 

You also can't blame the game, that you don't know that this building at the docks belongs to Merryweather, you are trespassing their property, jf you want a boat, just try to spawn it somewhere else. So this can also be easily avoided.

 

I honestly got no idea who that "Mark" person is, but there most probably also is a easy way to do this mission.

Edited June 28, 2022 by Mexicola9302

[MekhiSkyline]

And hopefully they keep the HSW tuning going for more vehicles. (Like the Gauntlet Hellfire and etc.)

[motomami]

3 hours ago, ACR said:

Yea, they just need to remove their aimbot blind fire at your exact location even when you're moving to cover they couldn't see, when we break the line of sight they shouldn't know your position, R* made ai uber hard on purpose to frustrate players, apart from their terminator vision they also have minigun rate of fire rifles that can drain health in an instant. 

If they nerf ai shootouts would be much more interesting, with flanking, grenade to distract and quickly switch position, etc. It doesn't have to be advanced like ghost recon or splinter cell. 

The worst is when you're super far away in a helicopter or something and the enemies still somehow reach you perfectly inflicting lots of damage. Then you check what guns they had on them beside their dead bodies and it's like a pistol or micro smg... 

[Pedinhuh]

2 hours ago, Thomas The Dank Engine said:

Aint gonna lie, the Shinobi is the best bike that ever been released. We need more bikes with more polygons.

About f*cking time we got some BMWs, they have been killing it in that department.

[Prenihility]

On 6/27/2022 at 4:13 AM, Killerman29 said:

the hacker problem is totally out of control at ridiculous levels, now I have a hacker following me between lobbies to kill me and crash my game, I swear rockstar games has become the laziest and most useless company in the world, absolute decadence

 

I had this happen to me in one session a few years back when I still played. I forgot what I did to piss them off. I killed them I think while they were on their broomstick harassing my crew or something to that effect. Not really important. He starts to put up a fight I think in a Buzzard if I remember correctly. Me and my crew are basically pros at detecting any irregularities that point to cheating. His Buzzard and/or him are invincible. Too many obvious hits. We back away and hide. We're also REALLY good at that and show new recruits our hiding spots, much to their surprise. He teleports to his Facility and I know he's gonna use his Orbital cannon. So then we go into a safe area; either a job menu, or interior or anything to that effect. He persists. Does more loser cheater nonsense. We simply leave to another session. Another thing we've developed a skill for; checking the Player List. Because come on? It's GTAO? You need to. It's like a SEAL team: BREACH, BANG, CLEAR! We notice this mofo has followed us into our new session. So we session hop again. Followed. Session hop again. Followed. Session hop. He catches on that we've been checking the Player List so he doesn't follow. For a time. Just when we think the coast is clear, out of nowhere Orbital Cannon.

 

 

At this point it's just comical looking back. GTAO could best be described as the shower scene from American History X. The normal, legitimate players may as well be Edward Norton's character. And the cheaters the rapey neo-nazis. It's just f*cking priceless at this point. Combine it with the zero effort on Rockstar's part and there you have it.

[GhillieMaster]

4 hours ago, Tez2 said:

They won't come up with new aircraft out of nowhere just because one movie is making the rounds nowadays. DLCs are planned three months or more ahead of time. But one new aircraft is possible.

F-14 Tomcat with the wings able to fold in once you reach a certain speed would be nutty is all im gonna say.

[fryday]

do you think there is a chance, that one of these oversized shades are coming back this summer?

cause I didnt got them back inthe days...

[GTAVibes]

On 6/24/2022 at 12:56 PM, Tez2 said:

I'm starting to think Michael may not be featured until the December update.

Why did you (or if anyone else knows) exactly say this? Or is it just because a Michael DLC would be big, so it’s more likely to release in December?

[VitoCorleone1992]

6 hours ago, needforsuv said:

but it handles like a potato

 

and yet the smaller and way more inside wheels are fine?

Is that the Vamos? Idk how they made it handle so badly. It goes in zigue zagues.

 

But the plate is right there to me to see, while the wheels of the previon (if you're talking about that) i can hide them, so it's less bad.
 

5 hours ago, Thomas The Dank Engine said:

Aint gonna lie, the Shinobi is the best bike that ever been released. We need more bikes with more polygons.

To me it's the most good looking bike, but the thing is you have a change of 95% of screw one headlight only by barely touch anything with it and it's bad that it's only 1 seater...like...that and Reever...two bikes more expensive than some cars cars and you can't get a passenger with you, that's not the way to convince people into buy bikes.
 

3 hours ago, motomami said:

The worst is when you're super far away in a helicopter or something and the enemies still somehow reach you perfectly inflicting lots of damage. Then you check what guns they had on them beside their dead bodies and it's like a pistol or micro smg... 

The values are rigged. When you do survivals the npc's go down with almost 1 hit, since it's going to be a horde after you, but in missions...you may need to waste 20 bullets to kill a guy if you don't headshot him and oddly enough, i noticed that if you're at a certain distance and you miss the headshot - let's say you barely hit the head of the npc - next time that you shot a decent headshot it will take like more 2 or 3 headshots to kill the npc, not to mention the securoserv bodyguards of the Headhunter challenge, those guys don't go down with at least 6 headshots. Like, wtf.
 

2 minutes ago, GTAVibes said:

Why did you (or if anyone else knows) exactly say this? Or is it just because a Michael DLC would be big, so it’s more likely to release in December?

Probably some leaked info inside the inner-circle and now they are start to make the hype train we are in slow down, because it will take a while before reach the station.

[Yarrow]

5 hours ago, needforsuv said:

the remus kinda looks like a 80s honda coupe

I was thinking remus, but brain decided to go with previon, but somehow managed to type another word...

Thats a silvia

[Black-Dragon96]

6 hours ago, theguy1998 said:

What about some new bikes?

Yes please.

Still waiting for my electric super bike:

[Schuimpruim]

What is actually known about the next dlc?

[lnterloper]

4 minutes ago, Schuimpruim said:

What is actually known about the next dlc?

 

Nothing!

[Schuimpruim]

4 minutes ago, lnterloper said:

 

Nothing!

 

Thanks!

Expected something like that, since E&E was released in March (I think).

 

I hope more info will be given soon!

[VitoCorleone1992]

36 minutes ago, Black-Dragon96 said:

Yes please.

Still waiting for my electric super bike:

Name?

I seize the opportunity to give some tips to Rockstar:

 

Aprilia RS660 / Honda CBR650R / Yamaha YZF-R1 (one classic to add to the group).

But i would say that Rockstar should add more integral bike helmets with nice patterns. Even with the Bikers DLC and the "F1 races update", they didn't touch this part.

 

 

Edited June 28, 2022 by VitoCorleone1992

[Pedinhuh]

3 hours ago, GhillieMaster said:

F-14 Tomcat with the wings able to fold in once you reach a certain speed would be nutty is all im gonna say.

And also sort of compensate for the mess that is the Alkonost

[Smart speculation1]

Unbelievable. A movie DLC? That’s what we’re settling for.  Not mansions, cops n’ crooks, etc.  Can someone change my mind as to why you think a movie DLC will be good? 

[ChillPixelL]

What I reckon is going to happen is we'll have this Michael DLC, which'll most likely happen in winter (that's practically 2023). We'll then get some filler summer update as normal and a big update for winter 2023. 

I think it'll be some kind of huge heist with Michael, Franklin, Lester and possibly Trevor. This'd be something that'd rap up the whole GTA V storyline and bring us onto GTA VI, which is supposedly to be released 2023 - 2024.

I can't find the post but Solo (Franklin) posted a picture of him and Lester together on his instagram with the  emoji. 

And to those who's saying Steven Ogg is stepping back from the whole GTA V thing, I don't believe that's true. He's going to Comic Con Edinburgh and rockstar was a big catalyst for his career, so I'm sure he'd return the favor 
But, that's just my take on things 

[Smart speculation1]

1 minute ago, ChillPixelL said:

What I reckon is going to happen is we'll have this Michael DLC, which'll most likely happen in winter (that's practically 2023). We'll then get some filler summer update as normal and a big update for winter 2023. 

I think it'll be some kind of huge heist with Michael, Franklin, Lester and possibly Trevor. This'd be something that'd rap up the whole GTA V storyline and bring us onto GTA VI, which is supposedly to be released 2023 - 2024.

I can't find the post but Solo (Franklin) posted a picture of him and Lester together on his instagram with the  emoji. 

And to those who's saying Steven Ogg is stepping back from the whole GTA V thing, I don't believe that's true. He's going to Comic Con Edinburgh and rockstar was a big catalyst for his career, so I'm sure he'd return the favor 
But, that's just my take on things 

But why are they just sh*tting on the summer DLC? Just after releasing the E&E that had very little content added, which is disappointing.  They really need to step up this summer DLC to keep their momentum going.  The E&E was honestly pathetic. 

[clinical oppression]

Teaser Thursday.  Gonna be a good mid sized dlc . Optimist prime.  Lfg

[Officer Friendly]

4 minutes ago, ChillPixelL said:

Because they're working on GTA VI religiously. I've seen a couple of R* employees complain about crunch time recently, so something must be up. RDO isn't getting anything, so I'd doubt summer is going to receive anything special. Oh, and to finish it off, R* probably thinks of E&E as some sort of DLC or filler 

 

Crunch time? GTA 6 is at least two years out and you don't crunch for that long a time.

[VitoCorleone1992]

54 minutes ago, Pedinhuh said:

And also sort of compensate for the mess that is the Alkonost

Those kind of planes aren't viable for so many reasons.

 

1) sh*tty firepower;
2) big ass size inappropriate for the type of map we have in the game and hard to maneuver for that reason;

3) easy targets for oppressors.

 

25 minutes ago, ChillPixelL said:

I think it'll be some kind of huge heist with Michael, Franklin, Lester and possibly Trevor. This'd be something that'd rap up the whole GTA V storyline and bring us onto GTA VI, which is supposedly to be released 2023 - 2024.

I hardly think that R* "wasted time" into put GTA V/Online in next gen consoles just to get their sweet money from those consoles only for 1-2 years. I would say that GTA VI will not be here until at least 2025.

Edited June 28, 2022 by VitoCorleone1992