The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Need For Madness Auto]

 

Cant handle big vehicles...

[Arrows to Athens]

How do some of these sweaty tryhards eat 2 or 3 heavy sniper shots (with me having BST on) without dying and instantly kill me with only one heavy sniper shot? I just went up against a colossal sweat several minutes ago. I shot him twice with BST on and he didn't die. A few seconds later, he hits me once and I'm dead. After that, I get even more hits on him, still doesn't die. It's not god mode because he would blow himself up after every time he would get hit. 

 

 

^^eats 2 shots, doesn't die. Shoots me once, I'm dead instantly. Then gets shot more times, doesn't die, keeps blowing himself up because too scared. How do they have so much health? Ridiculous. 

Edited May 23, 2022 by Arrows to Athens

[CommanderBlack]

13 minutes ago, VitoCorleone1992 said:

F for those irrealistic rank goals!

What i hate more than the level goal is the high winning streak you need to have for getting the go go monkey blista compact this is truly Impossible without the help of a friend

[Crateman]

Just now, CommanderBlack said:

What i hate more than the level goal is the high winning streak you need to have for getting the go go monkey blista compact this is truly Impossible without the help of a friend

OMG that...i convinced a good friend of mine to do that, he died 210 times and almost need go to therapy lol , Iam in forever debt with him....

[VitoCorleone1992]

7 minutes ago, CommanderBlack said:

What i hate more than the level goal is the high winning streak you need to have for getting the go go monkey blista compact this is truly Impossible without the help of a friend

 

6 minutes ago, Crateman said:

OMG that...i convinced a good friend of mine to do that, he died 210 times and almost need go to therapy lol , Iam in forever debt with him....

I did that too. But we did that two times...one for me and other for my friend. Yep, i got so much PTSD that i think i didn't played AW anymore. But we are the dumb f*cks...we are the ones who allow R* to keep their plans. Either high ranks or gta+, bcz we can't keep the money in our wallet.

[CUTS3R]

9 hours ago, needforsuv said:

90s were fun

Man im getting an existential crisis over never getting an era like that ever again. "It sure was better before" (cars included)

[Black-Dragon96]

4 hours ago, Mexicola9302 said:

You ever tried scrolling up instead of down? This makes you start from the bottom of the list again, in case you didn't know that, this also works in the interaction menu. You can also press left and right to scroll faster through the contact list on the phone.

Force of habit.

Yeah I know about the "left and right to quick scroll". Usually there is just the right amount of friends online that I cant get where I want lol.

And as far as I am aware that doesnt work in the mechanigs garage list.

[VitoCorleone1992]

3 minutes ago, Black-Dragon96 said:

Force of habit.

Yeah I know about the "left and right to quick scroll". Usually there is just the right amount of friends online that I cant get where I want lol.

And as far as I am aware that doesnt work in the mechanigs garage list.

Let's not normalize the lack of a Fav List in the game, i have too many contacts...if not, R* will be like:



P.S.: but i don't see how they can rearrange the damn phones without giving new ones, in order for more app's to fit in the phone's screen.

[ghostsoap01]

How about another step in the solo-friendly direction? Here's what I'm thinking:

 

Give us a few npc henchmen / bodyguards to follow us and help in jobs (maybe not heists, but freeroam, business sales and contact missions). Our characters have long since passed the status of kingpins, and what kind of kingpin doesn't have bodyguards who do their bidding? Let us even customize their loadout (weapons and clothing), and behaviour (stealthy, follow close or hang back etc). Make every business operable in a passive way behind the scenes (including doing the sale, we should be able to assign our henchmen to do this).

[VitoCorleone1992]

3 minutes ago, ghostsoap01 said:

How about another step in the solo-friendly direction? Here's what I'm thinking:

 

Give us a few npc henchmen / bodyguards to follow us and help in jobs (maybe not heists, but freeroam, business sales and contact missions). Our characters have long since passed the status of kingpins, and what kind of kingpin doesn't have bodyguards who do their bidding? Let us even customize their loadout (weapons and clothing), and behaviour (stealthy, follow close or hang back etc). Make every business operable in a passive way behind the scenes (including doing the sale, we should be able to assign our henchmen to do this).

Just yes.  (idk about the stealth though... ).

[Snakeywakey389]

3 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

How do some of these sweaty tryhards eat 2 or 3 heavy sniper shots (with me having BST on) without dying and instantly kill me with only one heavy sniper shot? I just went up against a colossal sweat several minutes ago. I shot him twice with BST on and he didn't die. A few seconds later, he hits me once and I'm dead. After that, I get even more hits on him, still doesn't die. It's not god mode because he would blow himself up after every time he would get hit. 

 

 

^^eats 2 shots, doesn't die. Shoots me once, I'm dead instantly. Then gets shot more times, doesn't die, keeps blowing himself up because too scared. How do they have so much health? Ridiculous. 

Lag maybe? Or snack spamming?

[VitoCorleone1992]

Well, i must say goodnight now, but i leave you to think with something i was thinking...do you guys believe that "obvious QoL improvements that would be obviously coming for E&E version at it's release day, obviously" will for some reason been hold back until the PC receives the E&E too and it's the only rational thinking that i can come up with since if we don't put this theory, looks like we just have to resign ourselves that, they will not in fact release this stuff, that would be "basic and most than deserved" upgrades to the game? And i'm talking about:

- New Cellphones with Fav List;

- Animals in Online;
- "Lean in the car" (hood, sides...) action (we got bamboozled with Tuners);

- Single Player bicycle helmets to Online (what? don't tell me they were worried with the clipping with the hairstyles...like there's anything else clipped on this game... ) and able to call bicycles through the mechanic;
- Will the textures of 2013 still improve a little bit more than what they already did? (not that much of a difference and unlikely imo);

- Rear view mirrors giving more polished and clean images? (unlikely, imo);

- Get rid of hackers spamming advertisement of mod menus in free mode chat and in our cellphones? (annoying and unlikely);
- Cayo Perico getting less laggy?

This ones i guess it could have come day one of the E&E release and if it's nothing already in the game i doubt they will change it.

The last one i hold my reserves, because it's some stuff that makes more sense coming with DLC's, but nonethless i still hold some reserves as if they will be implemented or not:

- new interiors;
- mansions;
- new free mode activities: pool, bowling, air-hockey, etc.;

- more immersive actions like shake hands or hugging;

- a new map expansion of some sort;
- giving us the "rest" of the GTA IV's most wanted vehicles and also from the 3D era;
- MHC and the Mall being opened (aswell Bahamas Mamas and Tequi-la-la);
- Give some use the the southeast part of the map, the "Highlands" (if i'm not making a mistake in the name);
- giving us the classic melee weapons that would require new animation mechanics, like the Katana, Flamethrower, etc.;

Before the theme of the next DLC's i'm more concerned about this kind of stuff. I mean...we are, i guess.
 

Spoiler

Well...i really have to say that after some hours...i'm still sad that my cool meme, imho, that toke me so much time to do it, was deleted. So, when life gives you lemons, you make a lemonade. Since i don't hold "grudges", i hope this one even Spider will find funny.

 

[Nerfgoth]

5 hours ago, CommanderBlack said:

I have maybe a idea for a filler update, what about adding new stuff to area war to make easier to level and more interesting like adding the dirt ring from Gta Vice City and Gta san andreas that changes every week with different parkour

 

I think they got a lot of backlash with AW thats why the car shop have an easier why to level up! They should at least give it a good multiplier bonus on event weeks if they don´t fix but I think it is to late for that!

[EkaSwede]

1 hour ago, Nerfgoth said:

 

I think they got a lot of backlash with AW thats why the car shop have an easier why to level up! They should at least give it a good multiplier bonus on event weeks if they don´t fix but I think it is to late for that!

I'd say that one update AW would need is the ability to use the Arena War Wheel in effing private or something. It's the only really reliable way of getting AP and I swear that every time I started using it lots of other people start immediately crowding it and trying (and failing, losers) to snipe my spins. It could be completely unmanned for minutes but the second I step up people start crowding it. God!

 

And don't even get me started on those jackasses who constantly try to steal your spot when there are two perfectly spots available.

 

And the other sh*t part of Arena Wars is that sometimes you get a black screen for no reason and you have to kill the process or else eveyone else will be waiting forever because it's such good design. No wonder nobosy wants to play that trash mode.

Edited May 23, 2022 by EkaSwede

[Nerfgoth]

1 minute ago, EkaSwede said:

I'd say that one update AW would need is the ability to use the Arena War Wheel in effing private or something. It's the only really reliable way of getting AP and I swear that every time I started using it lots of other people start immediately crowding it and trying (and failing, losers) to snipe my spins. It could be completely unmanned for minutes but the second I step up people start crowding it. God!

 

And the other sh*t part of Arena Wars is that sometimes you get a black screen for no reason and you have to kill the process or else eveyone else will be waiting forever because it's such good design. No wonder nobosy wants to play that trash mode.

 

The one with pushing balls is fun....

 

It is like people are blind until you do something than just sitting there!

[Larsolof]

8 hours ago, Need For Madness Auto said:

 

Cant handle big vehicles...

even though I could.. I wouldn’t do that sh!t, that aint no fun… When did this come to the game?

[Taterman]

9 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

He's right. It's not new at all. If you have thermal equipped on your sniper, or thermal goggles equipped on your character, you can see players through walls (sometimes showing up as a little box), and you can shoot them. The bullet will actually go through the wall. You can do this from pretty far distances, too. You just gotta make sure you far enough so that the bullets can go through the solid walls.

 

Here are some examples:

 

^these clips are from 2017/2018. 

 

Note to self:  Stay on his good side.         

[Super Grunt 281]

6 hours ago, ghostsoap01 said:

How about another step in the solo-friendly direction? Here's what I'm thinking:

 

Give us a few npc henchmen / bodyguards to follow us and help in jobs (maybe not heists, but freeroam, business sales and contact missions). Our characters have long since passed the status of kingpins, and what kind of kingpin doesn't have bodyguards who do their bidding? Let us even customize their loadout (weapons and clothing), and behaviour (stealthy, follow close or hang back etc). Make every business operable in a passive way behind the scenes (including doing the sale, we should be able to assign our henchmen to do this).

Our own squad of chaos to use the vehicles of chaos.

 

It's not the first time someone get the idea of NPC bodyguards but they need to be immune to flinching and more.

[Spider-Vice]

The backlash AW got was more because of the super steep entry cost than anything else, because the modes themselves are pretty highly regarded, or maybe people just see them in a better light nowadays - it's personally one of my favourite GTA Online DLC's in terms of adversary mode design. Now purchasing the arena/car/shop/wheel thingy to get access to certain vehicles is still incredibly expensive.

[HeySlickThatsMe]

6 hours ago, VitoCorleone1992 said:

- Single Player bicycle helmets to Online (what? don't tell me they were worried with the clipping with the hairstyles...like there's anything else clipped on this game... ) and able to call bicycles through the mechanic;

They actually were supposed to be added with the original heists update but got cut, no clue why, models and textures are still left, yet another example of ready assets that could be easier added but Rockstar won't give a sh*t, E&E should have had all the cut clothing variants added (talking about 2013 sh*t even) or the NPC beards but they continue to disappoint

 

They make unique assets for npcs but players barely get anything, especially hairstyles 

[Gridl0k]

1 hour ago, Spider-Vice said:

The backlash AW got was more because of the super steep entry cost than anything else, because the modes themselves are pretty highly regarded, or maybe people just see them in a better light nowadays - it's personally one of my favourite GTA Online DLC's in terms of adversary mode design. Now purchasing the arena/car/shop/wheel thingy to get access to certain vehicles is still incredibly expensive.

 

$85m on launch day before I stopped spending, and that's with only buying one type of each car when there's 3 available. I almost miss that sort of scope.

 

Also I definitely don't use my mad max fuel tanker thingy enough

Edited May 23, 2022 by Gridl0k

[Nerfgoth]

7 minutes ago, Gridl0k said:

 

$85m on launch day before I stopped spending, and that's with only buying one type of each car when there's 3 available. I almost miss that sort of scope.

 

Also I definitely don't use my mad max fuel tanker thingy enough

 

You can´t use them in heist but only in free mode and contact missions.... Not even the remote function for the agency cars work in heist!

[MaddenedGhost]

1 hour ago, Spider-Vice said:

The backlash AW got was more because of the super steep entry cost than anything else, because the modes themselves are pretty highly regarded, or maybe people just see them in a better light nowadays - it's personally one of my favourite GTA Online DLC's in terms of adversary mode design. Now purchasing the arena/car/shop/wheel thingy to get access to certain vehicles is still incredibly expensive.

It's also the fact that those vehicles, as fun as they are, stick out like a sore thumb in online, at least to me anyway, each time I am driving one of them I am like "this looks wrong in here" and then I go to the desert where it's a little bit more tolerable.

 

I'd take more of them though, we have a flying bike and a batmobile, things "not belonging to the overall feel of the game" is not that much of a problem.

16 minutes ago, Gridl0k said:

 

$85m on launch day before I stopped spending, and that's with only buying one type of each car when there's 3 available. I almost miss that sort of scope.

 

Also I definitely don't use my mad max fuel tanker thingy enough

I made a very expensive mistake at that point in time and bought the 3 types of many of them thinking they are different vehicles.

 

Thankfully I had some uh... hmm... what I'd call "ill gotten gains"... to cover up for that mess lol.

[Crateman]

Iam waiting on a discount on arena war to spend some cash with My secondary, at least 1 variant of each and most important to get that mug trinket in the Office 

[ST0b]

21 hours ago, ChiroVette said:

 

I agree, it's getting silly. Also, to be honest, this is more Saint's Row's bag than GTA. GTA is generally risque and has plenty of suggestive and even adult themes. But the games never really descend into frat-boy sexual themes. Don't get me wrong, that's fun, and there's nothing wrong with these kinds of ideas that sort of all derive, at least in a sense, from that 1970's movie Animal House, with John Belushi and company. I don't think that's something Rockstar has ever been particularly interested. Yeah, you can get prostitutes in your car, and more funny than sexy, it bops up and down in GTA III, but it never really gets too sexual.

 

The strip club in GTAV/O is probably the one exception to this, but let's be honest. As much as they show topless women dancing, there is something almost tasteful and even artistic in how it's presented. Volition, on the other hand, loves their frat-boy sexual themes, and they do it well. You know what? Maybe GTA doesn't need septic trucks and the kinds of pimpin'/strip-club side diversions of a typical Saints Row game.

Exactly,I told Vito the same thing,that he's looking at the wrong game for such Content,This is GTA not Saint's Row or CyberPunk.The thing wrong with GTAO is that It came far from what GTA actually is.Just Compare GTA V story mode and Online mode,you can clearly see the difference.

Spoiler

On 5/19/2022 at 6:07 PM, ST0b said:

Hey @VitoCorleone1992,maybe you're looking at the wrong game for the Pretty Babes DLC.Saints Row is the game you're looking for.The previous ones had..a few...elements and this new reboot might contain some new Business Ventures that you may like.I mean,alot of stuff(I feel like 60% stuff) in GTA online is inspired by saints row,so I say look at the source/root of imagination instead of the derived products.Forexample,The infamous Oppressor MK2 that everyone loves and adores in GTAO was copied from the Flying Bike in SR 3 or 4.It made sense in a game where you run faster than cars and you would need a flying bike or heli for airborne enemies but putting it in a Crime Simulator with Online environment,we know how that turned out.I am hopeful,it won't be as glitchy and buggy as Glitch Simulator Online(GTAO)

 

Edited May 23, 2022 by ST0b

[Mexicola9302]

48 minutes ago, Gridl0k said:

 

$85m on launch day before I stopped spending, and that's with only buying one type of each car when there's 3 available. I almost miss that sort of scope.

 

Also I definitely don't use my mad max fuel tanker thingy enough

I also spent a fortune that day, i also bought one of them all, all apocalypse style. The weirdest part is i barely ever used any of these vehicles. I will never make this mistake again, but i had 220 million that day, so it was okay.

 

I can't even remember my arena war rank.

[Tez2]

Added with today's background update.

 

New Prize Rides: Gauntlet Classic, Youga Classic, GB200, Specter and FMJ.

 

New Podium vehicles: Revolter, Entity XF and Turismo R.

[Nerfgoth]

7 minutes ago, Tez2 said:

Added with today's background update.

 

New Prize Rides: Gauntlet Classic, Youga Classic, GB200, Specter and FMJ.

 

New Podium vehicles: Revolter, Entity XF and Turismo R.

 

So no speculation about when we get E&E cars as prize rides?

[ChiroVette]

1 hour ago, ST0b said:

Exactly,I told Vito the same thing,that he's looking at the wrong game for such Content,This is GTA not Saint's Row or CyberPunk.The thing wrong with GTAO is that It came far from what GTA actually is.Just Compare GTA V story mode and Online mode,you can clearly see the difference

Yeah, like I said, don’t get me wrong, I enjoy the frat boy, infantile sex jokes and toilet humor once in a while. it’s one of the reasons I love Saints Row games. I have cyberpunk on my new gaming laptop. I picked it up on the sale for like 25 bucks or something LOL. I haven’t played it yet, but I didn’t know that they had the same kind of sex motifs of SR. 
 

Anyway, yeah, I think rockstar is doing the right thing keeping the sex part of the game more laid-back, and tasteful when it is a little bit more explicit. One thing I will say, is that GTAO takes a lot of heat because it’s so different then V. But I don’t think this is a bad thing. I actually like the fact that the single player game is a lot more grounded and more storyline driven, while the online portion is just bat sh*t crazy, donut rising to the level of SR. 

Edited May 23, 2022 by ChiroVette

[Edward85]

1 hour ago, Gridl0k said:

one type of each car when there's 3 available

you only need one type out of the three, and you don't need every AW vehicle, still expensive but your situation is not needed and some would say excessive