The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Spider-Vice]

1 minute ago, Black-Dragon96 said:

The thing is, unlike the last years there is no new mode there to be unlocked. So there needs to be a new patch to add something. Especially since PC doest have the E&E content yet.

They added maps last year, it could be the same thing. They can do some cool stuff with their dev version of the job creator without having to update the game. I think PC getting the "E&E" content might come with the actual Summer DLC itself.

[Mexicola9302]

Yeah but hopefully without the weird bugs E&E has on consoles, i mean the weird white minimap bug, getting lost in a parallel universe after just stealing a car from the streets or the broken reflections.

 

And why is that possible, so unrealistic that it hurts to watch. A wheelie like that without a wheelie bar, with engine in the front so most weight there, without any nitro etc.

I mean sure stuff like this is possible, but it shouldn't be with just a simple muscle car.

 

Edited May 21, 2022 by Mexicola9302

[VitoCorleone1992]

4 minutes ago, Mexicola9302 said:

Yeah but hopefully without the weird bugs E&E has on consoles, i mean the weird white minimap bug, getting lost in a parallel universe after just stealing a car from the streets or the broken reflections.

 

And why is that possible, so unrealistic that it hurts to watch. A wheelie like that without a wheelie bar.

I mean sure stuff like this is possible, but it shouldn't be with just a simple muscle car.

 

There's something wrong with the wheelies with muscle cars, sometimes you can't do it bcz the read bumper bumps on the ground. I even have muscle cars without any kind of lowered suspension and it does the same.

[Geisterfaust]

I don't know what's bothering me more: the fact that people are still discussing Liberty City as a possible DLC for GTAO or the fact that with every year this game persists we are actually getting closer to such idiocy being done. I'll definitely celebrate VI because this almost decade of a single GTA title will be over.

[Edward85]

looks like they are going back to the two summer update schedule, at least for this year. I guess the new was content and the change was to the schedule

[Black-Dragon96]

35 minutes ago, Spider-Vice said:

They added maps last year, it could be the same thing. They can do some cool stuff with their dev version of the job creator without having to update the game. I think PC getting the "E&E" content might come with the actual Summer DLC itself.

Well could be, but would that really be newsworthy new content or a change from the regular events?

I'd say most player wont even notice these maps since barely anyone plays adversery modes these days.

[OOI]

 

[SM Grunge]

1 hour ago, Timsalabimbo said:

Still hoping for skateboards

 

You are better off hoping for it to appear in VI

[Edward85]

we're more likely to get actual bmx tricks before we get a whole new form of transportation with a move set

[VitoCorleone1992]

4 minutes ago, Edward85 said:

we're more likely to get actual bmx tricks before we get a whole new form of transportation with a move set

But it's funny how they give us a football (soccer) playground in middle park, a skate course in la mesa and some basketball courses split over the map (and they even give us basketball clothing) and he don't have those activities to do and it's funny, neither they ever had npc's using those places, but maybe i'm thinking too much in AC franchise where each thing in the map have npc's doing something with it.

[SHOKKERZ91]

Don´t care about new content, more curious when the promised pvp balance changes will come and if they are significant or just half assed like the broomstick cooldown. Or the ewo cooldown, which did pretty much nothing lol.

[Edward85]

18 minutes ago, VitoCorleone1992 said:

But it's funny how they give us a football (soccer) playground in middle park, a skate course in la mesa and some basketball courses split over the map (and they even give us basketball clothing) and he don't have those activities to do and it's funny, neither they ever had npc's using those places, but maybe i'm thinking too much in AC franchise where each thing in the map have npc's doing something with it.

I don't think it's funny, just because we can't engage with those activities doesn't mean the ammenities shouldn't be there, they're there to flesh out the world

16 minutes ago, SHOKKERZ91 said:

Don´t care about new content, more curious when the promised pvp balance changes will come and if they are significant or just half assed like the broomstick cooldown. Or the ewo cooldown, which did pretty much nothing lol.

there was also the various passive tweaks that actually did some good

[Arrows to Athens]

Mk2 griefers that know how to properly use chaff and use it every time just before they attack someone are some of the most annoying vermin in the game. They're extremely difficult to counter. Why does this abomination of vehicle even have chaff to begin with?

Edited May 22, 2022 by Arrows to Athens

[Cyoctane]

Maybe they'll add animals to E&E, I remember thinking "oh the PS5 version of online will have animals for sure" when they first announced it like a fool.

[VitoCorleone1992]

2 minutes ago, Cyoctane said:

Maybe they'll add animals to E&E, I remember thinking "oh the PS5 version of online will have animals for sure" when they first announced it like a fool.

It wasn't like a fool. The past apology: "R* can't do that due to software limitations that would make even less fps's and performance issues to the consoles." R* launches E&E in the new gen consoles: "where's animals?"

 

But tbh, i don't know if they didn't put animals in online with the release of the E&E, there's a chance that will remain as it is. Or they are just waiting for the PC release and launches in all plataforms at once. But there's a lot more stuff that could improve with E&E apart from 60 fps and some small graphic improvements.

[Shadowfennekin]

6 minutes ago, Cyoctane said:

Maybe they'll add animals to E&E, I remember thinking "oh the PS5 version of online will have animals for sure" when they first announced it like a fool.

Add land and air animals, they can keep the sea ones

[SummerFreeze]

3 hours ago, VitoCorleone1992 said:

But i liked particularly this outfit:



We could have outfits from more jobs, we already have firemen, paramedics, we could have noose (we could because they are already in the game), beach lifeguard...nurses like that of the picture...despite being more towards the kinky nurse category .

 

Wait a second...OMG! Why i (or no one) ever thought about this?! A SEX SHOP BUSSINESS!

Be careful not to "evolve" from wearing this outfit on your female char for horniness to wearing it yourself. Many such cases.

Edited May 22, 2022 by SummerFreeze

[VitoCorleone1992]

5 minutes ago, Shadowfennekin said:

Add land and air animals, they can keep the sea ones

 

What? Lol. Why keep the sea ones? One of the only few things that gives the sea some life.
 

3 minutes ago, SummerFreeze said:

Be careful not to "evolve" from wearing this outfit on your female char to wearing it yourself. Many such cases.

Some do, indeed.

[ACR]

48 minutes ago, SummerFreeze said:

Be careful not to "evolve" from wearing this outfit on your female char for horniness to wearing it yourself. Many such cases.

From bonker knight to cockatoo patron

[Larsolof]

Every time some one call me a noob I just wanna cut their throat…. Like if this game was my life or something.. To me you are just a geek calling some one a noob.

 

[AUScowboy]

So we've gone from 3-4 updates a year, down to two updates, and now one "big" winter DLC with a small filler in the summer? They already got the the money for "Expanded and Enhanced" and have the player base by the short hairs with cutting of content to last gen consoles. Yeah, sounds like modern day R* to me.

[Rev. Gnash]

1 hour ago, ACR said:

From bonker knight to ex-cockatoo patron

 

Fixed it for you... cockatoo was "cleaned up" on E&E.

 

GTAVI is going to be a vanilla + mayo sandwich on gluten free bread.

 

 

Edited May 22, 2022 by Rev. Gnash

[VitoCorleone1992]

1 hour ago, Rev. Gnash said:

 

Fixed it for you... cockatoo was "cleaned up" on E&E.

 

GTAVI is going to be a vanilla + mayo sandwich on gluten free bread.

 

 

 

Yep...i was about to say that to @ACR. That i heard that they cut the tr4ns npc's from the game. Not that i'm into that...but even if i was, i couldn't turn to be a cockatoo's ex patron, bcz they cut that npc social group feom the game.  i couldn't agree more with Gnash...i wouldn't be surprised if GTA VI also cuts prostitutes. And the funny thing is that R* knows that they are going P.C. route, or forced to by T2, in that Lazlow line to Gay Tony: "I don't think you can say Gay Tony anymore, it's not P.C., the internet will go crazy." 

Edited May 22, 2022 by VitoCorleone1992

[WanteD1]

9 hours ago, VitoCorleone1992 said:

Hum...

 

Wait a second...OMG! Why i (or no one) ever thought about this?! A SEX SHOP BUSSINESS!
 

Cops n Crooks DLC: Finally! A Worthy Opponent!

Let's see if this Mature game is ever going to get a DLC for the Mature audience!!!!!

 

Pimp DLC + Strip Club DLC + SEX SHOP business in one package = 

Seriously Why not?!! 

 

People with male character don't worry! you can have this:
 

Spoiler

http://stello.brayforum.com/gtasa/cj005.jpg

 

 

[VitoCorleone1992]

32 minutes ago, WanteD1 said:

Cops n Crooks DLC: Finally! A Worthy Opponent!

Let's see if this Mature game is ever going to get a DLC for the Mature audience!!!!!

 

Pimp DLC + Strip Club DLC + SEX SHOP business in one package = 

Seriously Why not?!! 

 

People with male character don't worry! you can have this:
 

  Hide contents

http://stello.brayforum.com/gtasa/cj005.jpg

 

 

 

Actually (seems like a lot of people don't know this) gta is no longer +18 but +17 (idk since when). So it's not an adult only game. Probably that's why they did have to tone down some stuff that previous gta titles didn't had to worry about. I believe it was just a sellings strategy for not having parents in their backs saying they were guilty for the games their kids played.

Edited May 22, 2022 by VitoCorleone1992

[lnterloper]

[WanteD1]

18 minutes ago, VitoCorleone1992 said:

 

Actually (seems like a lot of people don't know this) gta is no longer +18 but +17

Can you prove that?

But I have to agree on this, GTAV especially GTAO doesn't look like a Mature Rated game 

Edited May 22, 2022 by WanteD1

[Mexicola9302]

48 minutes ago, VitoCorleone1992 said:

 

Actually (seems like a lot of people don't know this) gta is no longer +18 but +17 (idk since when). So it's not an adult only game. Probably that's why they did have to tone down some stuff that previous gta titles didn't had to worry about. I believe it was just a sellings strategy for not having parents in their backs saying they were guilty for the games their kids played.

I don't think R* is going the P.C route for VI, nowadays much more stuff is accepted than many years ago, that includes kinky stuff.

Edited May 22, 2022 by Mexicola9302

[needforsuv]

10 hours ago, Mexicola9302 said:

mean sure stuff like this is possible, but it shouldn't be with just a simple muscle car.

you just need POWERRRRRR and the gt has lots of it

 

10 hours ago, Mexicola9302 said:

Yeah but hopefully without the weird bugs E&E has on consoles, i mean the weird white minimap bug, getting lost in a parallel universe after just stealing a car from the streets or the broken reflections.

or the weird car smoke esp with patriot

all probs to do with the physics 'fix' they made

 

7 hours ago, VitoCorleone1992 said:

chance that will remain as it is.

100% they won't add animals before they undelete props

[Nerfgoth]

12 hours ago, VitoCorleone1992 said:

Hum...



Still...you get a bonk.  

But i liked particularly this outfit:



We could have outfits from more jobs, we already have firemen, paramedics, we could have noose (we could because they are already in the game), beach lifeguard...nurses like that of the picture...despite being more towards the kinky nurse category .

 

Wait a second...OMG! Why i (or no one) ever thought about this?! A SEX SHOP BUSSINESS!

Yes, that's it! We would sell normal merch, like dildos, dvd's, magazines, outfits and we could use that bussiness to have a small passive income from the money that npc's would give us by buying that stuff from our store. But we also would have an active side of the bussiness that would work as the crates bussiness, in this case, you would have to stole more valuable cargo like special editions of magazines, movies, outfits, etc., in larger quantities to be sold to special customers that would want that goods through contraband, because you would stole those items (in the form of crates) from previous owners (you could assault in a sneaky way some houses and stole those articles or stole from some shipment at the docks, etc.) and then you would sell to specific clients. And like the same model of the crates warehouses, sometimes you would have the chance to take some exclusive cargo, like, idk...some special dildo or a blow-up doll, or a kinky outfit like we had in GTA SA or even a Princess Robot Bubblegum kinky outfit, to be sold to special clients (just articles of that type just for the troll).

No? Ok. (no...really, think about that for a minute).

 

Hey that is a great idea for expanding the north part of the map! Imagine the entire lobby in Paleto!

 

2 hours ago, WanteD1 said:

Cops n Crooks DLC: Finally! A Worthy Opponent!

Let's see if this Mature game is ever going to get a DLC for the Mature audience!!!!!

 

Pimp DLC + Strip Club DLC + SEX SHOP business in one package = 

Seriously Why not?!! 

 

People with male character don't worry! you can have this:
 

  Reveal hidden contents

http://stello.brayforum.com/gtasa/cj005.jpg

 

 

 

Sorry but the demographic of this game are kids! But why not?