The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Spider-Vice]

Given the mockery they made of NFT's in The Contract we might as well have a copy paste hacking minigame  

[Pedinhuh]

30 minutes ago, Spider-Vice said:

Suggestion for the next comment reaction:  KekWat.

[FluxAmbulance]

KDJ and Sessanta’s dialogs are so cringe they make the typical squeaker sound tame in comparison.

[AUScowboy]

Why does the test ride Casco have no roof but then does have a roof if you take it on the test track, bug? I assume it still gives you the hard top version if you buy it?

[Gridl0k]

Only 2 weeks until I find out what exclusive APC camo I get!

[VitoCorleone1992]

24 minutes ago, AUScowboy said:

Why does the test ride Casco have no roof but then does have a roof if you take it on the test track, bug? I assume it still gives you the hard top version if you buy it?

Years ago there was a bug with the Casco that you would buy it with no roof. There's no variant of that. It have roof as defeault. Some time later, they fixed it. Looks like now is something broken again.


P.S.: What's NFT?

[Edward85]

3 minutes ago, VitoCorleone1992 said:

P.S.: What's NFT?

PLEASE GOD NOOOOOOOOOOO

 

Google, this is NOT the place for that

edit: you'll find out wtf when you google it...

Edited May 20, 2022 by Edward85

[Mexicola9302]

5 minutes ago, VitoCorleone1992 said:

Years ago there was a bug with the Casco that you would buy it with no roof. There's no variant of that. It have roof as defeault. Some time later, they fixed it. Looks like now is something broken again.


P.S.: What's NFT?

 

[VitoCorleone1992]

Well...i could have tried to check on the internet before asking...

"NFT stands for non-fungible token. It's generally built using the same kind of programming as cryptocurrency, like Bitcoin or Ethereum, but that's where the similarity ends. Physical money and cryptocurrencies are “fungible,” meaning they can be traded or exchanged for one another."
 

[ColePhelps_]

ridiculous real-life NFTs may leave them little room to make it obviously more ridiculous.

[VitoCorleone1992]

What if...the "something new" that Tez mentioned is:

 

...an exclusive GTA+ map expansion?

or

...an exclusive GTA+ VIP Contract ft. Rosalía?

or

...an exclusive GTA+ Sprunk x eCola Event?

[McIn Tyler]

Why is the titan/cuban glitch for crates still going on after 6 years?

[Edward85]

14 minutes ago, ColePhelps_ said:

ridiculous real-life NFTs may leave them little room to make it obviously more ridiculous.

bruh... they literally mocked NFTs in their last update, they aren't adding anything to do with NFTs in the game, besides, NFTs are already dead, 90% of NFT sales are the same people buying their own NFTs to artificially inflate the price, less than 1% of crypto users even engage with the NFT space, there's only about a couple hundred thousand NFT users at all, active and not, NFTs are dead

 

1 minute ago, ColePhelps_ said:

 

Tez is cringe !

the leaker right about every one of their leaks? sounds like the fake twitter leaker is jealous, since your account is a day old I bet you tried leaking here before but got banned, now you are trying to pretend you aren't the fake leaker, just someone posting their leaks on here coincidentally...

[Shiloh Comes]

Companies like Rockstar spend a fortune to know who consumes their products, when, and for how long. If you and I were running the show, would we release new content during the school exam season, affecting one of our main demographics in most of our major markets? Of course not, because that would be brainless. Most parents would let their kids near coke and hookers before a console during times like that.

 

Unless they break with recent tradition, they'll squirt some hot spicy DLC up our devices sometime between the end of the exams and the holidays. Probably based on nothing more than which week works best for them for any number of random reasons, just like we would. Might as well chill until then. Only caveat to all that is, they have started their traditional pre-DLC money grab early. "Buy all the sh*t you never got and complete your collection." All the Tokyo phone number Warstck sh*t etc.

[Spider-Vice]

I've removed some posts as it's not even worth it to give attention  to whoever was posting that stuff and they're gone now so... 

[KoolHoven]

[Lexiture]

 

why do they do this 

[Spider-Vice]

Attention. Rockstar Mag is run by Chris Klippel so uh...

[VitoCorleone1992]

11 minutes ago, Lexiture said:

 

why do they do this 

Englight me, pls...i don't know none of those...

[theguy1998]

 

Here we go again.

[Spider-Vice]

I can't wait for no LC.

[KoolHoven]

Have they ever done a big summer update? I thought they left the really big stuff for the winter one?

[MaddenedGhost]

7 minutes ago, KoolHoven said:

Have they ever done a big summer update? I thought they left the really big stuff for the winter one?

Gunrunning, Smugglers Run, Diamond Casino And Resort, Los Santos Tuners.

 

They did.

Edited May 20, 2022 by The_Ghost

[Edward85]

3 minutes ago, KoolHoven said:

Have they ever done a big summer update? I thought they left the really big stuff for the winter one?

Further Adventures in Finance & Felony, Gunrunning, After Hours, and Tuners, maybe even The Diamond Casino & Resort, have all been roughly the same size as most winter updates, such as Executives & Other Criminals, Import/Export, and Arena War, the heists and even The Contract are probably a little bigger, but not by much, I would lump all of those updates in the same size category

[KoolHoven]

Ah alright

[Crateman]

The Best update ever was released in june 7 2016...Further Aventures in Finance and Felony... Ceo Offices...Ceo Assistant...Crates , and another bunch of cool stuff 

[Spider-Vice]

Only fitting that it's Crateman saying this of course.

[Crateman]

2 minutes ago, Spider-Vice said:

Only fitting that it's Crateman saying this of course.

Only for historical purposes, like they released Big updates in summer in the past 

[Nerfgoth]

3 hours ago, Spider-Vice said:

Which is also a good period to talk about whatever new GTA Online content, I'm really not sure why people expected news today specifically I mean there certainly was a *possibility* but nothing specific suggested that. I guess everyone's just hungry for some info.

 

Again what I think is gonna happen is that they're gonna give us something to munch on until Jul/Aug with some new modes or smaller additions, then the actual Summer pack. But the post that talks about that might include a teaser for it so we shall wait.

 

I'm actually surprised they haven't put more of you in the game except the little camo dog with orange cone (at least on mine) in the Agency  

 

Next period of GTA+ is going to be interesting if we don´t get an update before or same day!

 

Was finishing of Dr. Dre on my second toon and was thinking if we get this choko lady where are we hanging her stuff if we getting her....?

[VitoCorleone1992]

50 minutes ago, Lexiture said:

 

why do they do this 

They are at least credible?