The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Valiant ENT CEO]

Oh my god.  If we can help Michael make a movie but it somehow turns into a full fledged alien invasion of Los Santos? 

 

TAKE MY SIX DOLLARS

[ACR]

2 hours ago, Crateman said:

Yes!!! We need mafia themed dlc, Yakuza, triads, zaibatsu...going back to the roots of GTA 

Hell nah. The only update centered around criminal organization should either be about cartel(s) like Madrazo's or rivals to his organization or even the one we can create. Mafias in LS are non existent or washed out. 

Edited April 28, 2022 by ACR

[clinical oppression]

Cmon 4x sumo remix . LFG

[Nerfgoth]

Any idea when we get new weekly event?

[Nerfgoth]

13 hours ago, Nutduster said:

I'm not a frequent partaker in this thread, but this annoyed me to death this morning, trivial as it is. I called up Franklin and requested a security contract, because I'd recently done a payphone hit and the session was quiet and what the heck. Figured I might do something fun and make some cash. It gave me a contract I haven't seen before, defending some cargo crates on one of the southern docks areas. Great, sounds fun. I get there and it tells me that for ten minutes, I have to fend off Lost MCers with molotovs. Cool! The little peninsula I'm on has just one point of entry, a road, so I perch on top of a roof overlooking it and prepare to rain hell on them as they arrive. Here's my Bitch: the job spawns half of them randomly in and among the crates, so they don't have to drive by me at all, they're just right where they need to be. Stuff is getting set on fire before I even have time to react, and I end up losing half of the ten crates either to these molotov guys, or by firing rockets at them in desperation from a mile away.

 

Then the job finally ends after ten grueling murder-minutes, and I get paid $14,000. Meanwhile I have emptied my rocket launcher (because all the guys with molotovs roll in as a group in vans that you can't lock onto with a machine gun), and used a few prox mines trapping the entry road. So (here's my Moan) my ammo bill works out to be... $13,500.

 

Whoever designed this job can eat a butt. Should be fun (and kind of is, except for the egregiously unrealistic spawning); could be profitable. But, Rockstar.

 

That is why I use weaponized vehicles!

[Saiyam]

5 minutes ago, Nerfgoth said:

Any idea when we get new weekly event?

In less than 2 hours 

[Nerfgoth]

Just now, Saiyam said:

In less than 2 hours 

 

And I was up for doing the HSW!

[TScal12]

5 hours ago, Shadowfennekin said:

Perfect setting for a Mafia themed DLC too

That would seriously be awesome!!

[Valiant ENT CEO]

Me entering the agency... Pissed as hell because my contract for Dr.Dre is glitched and won't give me the corona outside of Franklins office for the final mission:

 

Ever since that damned x2 week that we had months ago.. f*ck you Franklin. And Dre for that matter. With all that old ass music you shovin down our throats. Ooooh I'm f*ckin diabolical U better call an audible. I'd like to audible this f*ckin game up your ass. I dont know why hip hop and rap is so funny to me these days. 

[Need For Madness Auto]

[fryday]

2 hours ago, clinical oppression said:

Cmon 4x sumo remix . LFG

Its 3x

[Saiyam]

Zentorno? Sure brings back the old days 

 

[Schuimpruim]

3 minutes ago, Saiyam said:

Zentorno? Sure brings back the old days 

 

 

Everything but the HSW part is old for what I can see, well no GTAO (again) for the upcoming month then

 

Have fun guys!

[ilRae]

2 minutes ago, Schuimpruim said:

 

Everything but the HSW part is old for what I can see, well no GTAO (again) for the upcoming month then

 

Have fun guys!

Why would you expect something new in a weekly tuneable? 

[clinical oppression]

32 minutes ago, fryday said:

Its 3x

I'll take it . 

[Gridl0k]

Gonna be dominating umm 1x race lobbies in my umm Brioso

[needforsuv]

nothing fun in the tunables

champion is a test ride, I think

 

      "31FBFF3E": -915234475,

Adder price is actually its own tunable, so there's that...

[Hécate-II]

Client job week I guess. 

 

[BakeWithMe1000]

What about this 

 

[rollschuh2282]

I have the feeling R* saw my previous post lol

[Spear97]

One cool thing ive just found out 
For the HSW TIme Trials the Par time changes depending on what vehicle you are driving 
As shown in the images below the Brioso HSW is determined by the game to have a 3:59 Par Time but the Hakachou Drag HSW has a Par Time of 3:31

[Lexiture]

"L week"

 

-Twitter zoomer

[McIn Tyler]

18 minutes ago, Lexiture said:

"L week"

 

-Twitter zoomer

I am more for the crates/bunker than anything else. 

[Crateman]

Told ya client jobs were due for a bonus, thank You tunable guy, and i take búnker and crates bonuses too

[Spider-Vice]

Mornin' all. I've moved all the GTA+ related posts to the GTA+ subscribers topic so we can keep things a bit tidier in the future when new GTA+ bonuses come along. Thanks!

 

 

[needforsuv]

53 minutes ago, Spear97 said:

One cool thing ive just found out 
For the HSW TIme Trials the Par time changes depending on what vehicle you are driving 
As shown in the images below the Brioso HSW is determined by the game to have a 3:59 Par Time but the Hakachou Drag HSW has a Par Time of 3:31

what the times for the other cars (try the sentinel xs or astron custom if you have them)

[Robin1996ify]

This is not good...

 

 

I have a feeling that R* might lock the Comet S2 Cyberpunk themed livery (or any unreleased tuner liveries) behind the GTA+ subscription too.

Edited April 28, 2022 by Robin1996ify

[needforsuv]

6 minutes ago, Robin1996ify said:

This is not good...

 

 

I have a feeling that R* might lock the Comet S2 Cyberpunk themed livery (or any unreleased tuner liveries) behind the GTA+ subscription too.

And they still haven't unbonked the tuners yet...

[Nerfgoth]

13 minutes ago, needforsuv said:

what the times for the other cars (try the sentinel xs or astron custom if you have them)

 

 

[Spear97]

15 minutes ago, needforsuv said:

what the times for the other cars (try the sentinel xs or astron custom if you have them)

its based off the HSW Race Tier System (Par time)
Sports, Supers and Motorcycles (3:31)
Sports classics, SUV's and Muscles (3:46)
Compacts and Coupes (3:59)