The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[ventogt]

37 minutes ago, LeeC22 said:

In that mission, if you drive above a certain speed, it damages the champagne... even if you hit nothing at all.

 

It was a pretty crappy move by Rockstar to do that IMO, considering the exact same promotion mission for the NC lets you drive at full speed with no penalty.

Yeah well I'll never, ever, ever do another mission with one of those sh*tbox delivery trucks ever again.  What a pointless and stupid mission design

[theEwing1979]

7 minutes ago, ventogt said:

Yeah well I'll never, ever, ever do another mission with one of those sh*tbox delivery trucks ever again.  What a pointless and stupid mission design

It's really cuntish. It's the worst of the worst of all the fetch and carry bullsh*t in this game. 

Edited January 21, 2022 by theEwing1979

[Crateman]

3 hours ago, EkaSwede said:

Here's a GTAO First World Problem B&M

 

I'm sitting on 250+ million and I feel so damn empty. I grinded too much and I don't know what to spend it on. I already have the things I wanted. I remember the older days when I struggled to stay above 10 million while amassing a Sports Classic collection.

 

Maybe I'll buy a Dump, I dunno.

Same problem here i bought agency for both characters, all Cars in My Main and i recovered all the cash Iam sitting at 795 Millions and nothing to Buy...i remember 2016 barely at 5 millions and i had 8 millions when gunrruning came out...i miss that hunger to grind cash...thats why i grind rp now...this week with rv nearly there i'll make 16504rp every 5 minutes...Will get level 1700 and beyond...

[Jamwes]

5 hours ago, ventogt said:

Yeah well I'll never, ever, ever do another mission with one of those sh*tbox delivery trucks ever again.  What a pointless and stupid mission design

 

It's a terrible mission. Fortunately you only have to do it once and once you play through his series of missions he will stop calling you.

[ilovefreebird]

5 hours ago, EkaSwede said:

Here's a GTAO First World Problem B&M

 

I'm sitting on 250+ million and I feel so damn empty. I grinded too much and I don't know what to spend it on. I already have the things I wanted. I remember the older days when I struggled to stay above 10 million while amassing a Sports Classic collection.

 

Maybe I'll buy a Dump, I dunno.

 

Start a second character or delete your current one completely and start from scratch. Maybe that could help.

[sonnyC]

How the f*ck does one stop Dave from calling you all the damn time? Ever since I started doing Cayo, I barely enter an online session, and he's already ringing me for a favour. And the worst part about his calls is you're not allowed to just f*cking hang up on him!

[EkaSwede]

30 minutes ago, sonnyC said:

How the f*ck does one stop Dave from calling you all the damn time? Ever since I started doing Cayo, I barely enter an online session, and he's already ringing me for a favour. And the worst part about his calls is you're not allowed to just f*cking hang up on him!

Just do his annoying ass missions. There's an 8 hour RL countdown until you get the next one and once you're done with all his mission, collect his stupid Weevil and you shouldn't hear from him again.

[Arrows to Athens]

Getting sick and tired of everyone sitting in the delivery car in the Repo missions, purposefully not delivering it for that "extra pay". How is that fun? Just deliver the damn thing so we can hop on to the next mission. 

Edited January 21, 2022 by Arrows to Athens

[theEwing1979]

f*cking lazy bastard idlers in Simeon missions. 

[Arrows to Athens]

6 minutes ago, theEwing1979 said:

f*cking lazy bastard idlers in Simeon missions. 

I wish as the host, you could insta kick anyone during a mission without needing others to vote as well. 

[Gaffa]

10 hours ago, Hécate-II said:

 

This mission makes a little more than 10k RP using Savage/Hydra/tank vs infinite spawns, I don't appreciate playing it otherwise, like most of Repo missions its boring(Under the Hammer and Blow Up 3 are ok...). yeah lets make Repo 3x RP again...they have dozens and dozens of old missions to make 3x RP. 

 

<snipped>

 

Ahh which mission is that (or is it the same one)? I admit I stopped getting RP for killing enemies after a bit of time, so could I have reached the limit already? 

[EkaSwede]

3 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

I wish as the host, you could insta kick anyone during a mission without needing others to vote as well. 

Heck, I'd almost go so far to wish I could just crash their game. What? It's not like they're playing.

[Arrows to Athens]

4 minutes ago, Gaffa said:

 

Ahh which mission is that (or is it the same one)? I admit I stopped getting RP for killing enemies after a bit of time, so could I have reached the limit already? 

I think he's talking about 'RV Nearly There?'. 

[egomaniac247]

Just milling around today when English Dave calls me about his stupid Chakra stones.   Annoying dialogue that you can't close out of....so I figured what the hell I'm gonna go get these stupid stones just so this guy will stop calling me in the middle of PVP fights and other stuff.

 

Went out to the trailer park and killed everyone....collected all the stone....took off flying and suddenly English Dave calls me.  I'm thinking it's just b/c he's going to tell me where to deliver the stones.....then I realize he's reciting the same script from 5 minutes ago about stealing the stones.  It asks me to accept...I do....and it asks me to go kill the same people all over again and collect the stones that I literally just finished collecting.

 

So I do it AGAIN......and after I collect the stones this time it says deliver them to LSIA......except there's now no delivery point at LSIA. 

sh*t is glitched AF

[partci]

"I'm not in god mode!" - says the r3tard after I've head shot him 5 times in a row with the Heavy Sniper. :O)

[TheFroggmann]

5 hours ago, sonnyC said:

How the f*ck does one stop Dave from calling you all the damn time? Ever since I started doing Cayo, I barely enter an online session, and he's already ringing me for a favour. And the worst part about his calls is you're not allowed to just f*cking hang up on him!

 

Just get the missions done. It's much better than going SPAT! When you auto-answer his phone call after jumping out of a plane. Just ask how I know...

[Hécate-II]

4 hours ago, Gaffa said:

 

Ahh which mission is that (or is it the same one)? I admit I stopped getting RP for killing enemies after a bit of time, so could I have reached the limit already? 

 

Its capped yes, like in Mole Hunt.

[Crateman]

The digit flips are broken, i just did a contact mission to get My last rp needed to rank up, Made a vídeo but the digit flip glitched ruined the moment...since contract dlc a Lot of visual glitches happening...

Edited January 22, 2022 by Crateman

[bevlian89]

28 minutes ago, Crateman said:

The digit flips are broken, i just did a contact mission to get My last rp needed to rank up, Made a vídeo but the digit flip glitched ruined the moment...since contract dlc a Lot of visual glitches happening...

Ahh digit flips, you mean the infamous rank up screen you’re supposed to get when you fill out a rank bar. Yes. Good news on that, they are aware of the bug. I got confirmation from a lovely lady in tier 2 support, but when they plan on fixing it could be from now to next update. Land races, Parachute jobs, and Survivals also won’t show it FYI (as of now at least).

 

The only way you can get the digit flip to show right now is in an OG heist (or setup), doomsday heist (or setup), and possibly stunt races (I haven’t checked the last one).

[Crateman]

7 minutes ago, bevlian89 said:

Ahh digit flips, you mean the infamous rank up screen you’re supposed to get when you fill out a rank bar. Yes. Good news on that, they are aware of the bug. I got confirmation from a lovely lady in tier 2 support, but when they plan on fixing it could be from now to next update. Land races, Parachute jobs, and Survivals also won’t show it FYI (as of now at least).

 

The only way you can get the digit flip to show right now is in an OG heist (or setup), doomsday heist (or setup), and possibly stunt races (I haven’t checked the last one).

Very interesting, thanks so much for the info ...My rank 1700 rank up screen was ruined 

[Arrows to Athens]

To the people who destroy the target vehicle or Sasquatch in the Repo missions:

 

[SideStunt]

Fixed OG Kush freezing during the ending cutscene my ass, it even froze for my pal too despite him never experiencing that issue before.

[FrugalDangerMan]

13 hours ago, EkaSwede said:

Maybe I'll buy a Dump, I dunno.

Why buy one? I just drive to the quarry and take a dump whenever I want....

 

Take a dump. Heheheh

[Malibu Club]

13 hours ago, EkaSwede said:

Here's a GTAO First World Problem B&M

 

I'm sitting on 250+ million and I feel so damn empty. I grinded too much and I don't know what to spend it on. I already have the things I wanted. I remember the older days when I struggled to stay above 10 million while amassing a Sports Classic collection.

 

Maybe I'll buy a Dump, I dunno.

Do what I did and start from the beginning. I've got 3 different low level characters all with different play styles, and no armored kurumas or oppressors whatsoever just to keep things interesting.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Tfw R* support actually compensates you via your ticket about their (purposefully) broken things and it still doesn't seem like anything is corrected or having achieved vindication...

 

Just tell the devs to unbreak what they, know damn well, broke. Guaranteed there's been a plethora of reports about it/them. If not, just say they're f*cked up on purpose for reasons that correspond to the E&E edition. Why is it so hard to just be honest about your f*ck ups? You're still greedy paste eaters, but you'd garner some respect by being upfront...

 

On the plus side, looks like R* found a sneaky way to milk even more GTA$ out of the playerbase in the E&E edition. "Oh, you don't like the way we f*cked up the main focus of this game? No worries, just buy the 'unbreak the broken sh*t' option, at an exorbitant amount, and you're good to go." - some R*/T2 puttz.

[God-eater]

@theEwing1979 & @Arrows to Athens, kill them. Just smash into them at full speed. If they're truly idling you'll get them twice, which in many cases will piss them off enough that they'll quit. If they are just sitting there watching the screen, they'll react in some way, which means that they know that you know what they're doing, and sheer shame often motivates them to start playing (of course, the true assholes just put themselves somewhere they can't be run over).

 

It doesn't solve the problem per se, but it's a small shred of satisfaction. 

 

Something else I do is vote to kick & message the others to do so as well. If they don't, well, one way or the other I'm not letting the idler get away with this horsesh*t, so I'm either destroying mission critical items or dying enough times to force a failure. The least satisfying thing to do is quit, but I will if it comes to it because f*ck idlers.

 

At the end of the day there's only one real solution, and it's... SIIIIIIGH... play solo.

[ventogt]

9 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Getting sick and tired of everyone sitting in the delivery car in the Repo missions, purposefully not delivering it for that "extra pay". How is that fun? Just deliver the damn thing so we can hop on to the next mission. 

Reminds me of today with the skull masked guy who invited me to the mission [I'm sure it was the whole lobby but whatever haven't done one of these missions in forever] - as soon as I started playing the mission he quit out of it and I was in the clouds for 4 minutes.  I swear every time I try to 'play' the game the way it's designed I get slapped and reminded why I don't

Edited January 22, 2022 by ventogt

[Enigma M]

In my 12.5K+ hours of playing Online I've bever bitched once as I genuinely thought there is no perfect product and bugs and glitches can be found literally anywhere. However, I need to put this out there even if it never reaches anyone at R*:

 

- The muthafcuking NPC enemy spawn in The muthafcuking Contract can GO FORK ITSELF with a rusty muthafcuking knife along with the BS muthafcuking yacht muthafcuking prep mission;

 

- The muthafcuking UNSKIPPABLE cutscenes in The muthafcuking Contract can GO FIST THEMSELVES with a splintered wooden muthafcuking spoon;

 

- The muthafcuking DCH finale glitch when you get stuck on a never-ending muthafcuking loading screen while exiting the muthafcuking casino can GO FLUSH ITSELF down the nastiest public urinal in all of Bangladesh along with every single other muthafcuking loading screen bug, muthafcuking godmode glutch and muthafcuking piece of feces cheater this game has.

 

P.S. I sincerely apologize for my lexic here however in my defense I used R*'s favorite word and everything I mentioned above was with sincere and utmost respect.

 

P.P.S. Oh, and on the off chance someone at R* stumbles on this post, a quick suggestion: maybe PLAYTEST your crap sometimes, no?

 

[C-Money17]

For those complaining about English Dave and his annoying phone calls, you can just bring up and exit out of the pause menu real quick to cancel the call.

 

As for my own "Bitch & Moan", the Agency chopper system is a real laugh. I never really paid much attention to this (as I always use my Oppressor to get around the map), but I realized that, in order to exit the building with any other chopper that's not the Agency SuperVolito, you actually have to first purchase each individual helicopter off of the in-game internet. The extra kick in the balls here is that you then have to pay an extra $200 to the agency every time to use the helicopter you already own. Get the f*ck out of here. What a completely stupid and unnecessary paywall.

[God-eater]

Don't skip preps.

Don't skip preps.

Don't skip preps.

Don't skip preps.

Don't skip preps.

Don't skip preps.

Don't skip preps.

Don't skip preps.

You f*cking dribbling idiots, don't skip preps.

 

Of all the things that I thought would break my Daily Objectives streak, it just had to be "Complete a Diamond Casino Heist Finale" because of stupid, stupid, stupid randoms and their lazy, stupid, shortsighted, stupid, greedy, stupid stupidity. 

 

God I'm sick of this game...