The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[DuhBritishTea]

So I detonate the golf hole bomb and kill the judge but the game is like "no you didn't lol" and spawns aimbot helicopters after me/robs me of the 100k bonus.

 

F*ck off game what else do you want me to do? I killed the lady with the explosion from a safe distance what else do you want?

[partci]

Has anyone else noticed how you can't see the Casino icon from a far on the mini map? I was often using it as an easy marker for easy directions after whatever, but no more! We have to remove it cause it's helpful with something.

[Malibu Club]

1 hour ago, DuhBritishTea said:

So I detonate the golf hole bomb and kill the judge but the game is like "no you didn't lol" and spawns aimbot helicopters after me/robs me of the 100k bonus.

 

F*ck off game what else do you want me to do? I killed the lady with the explosion from a safe distance what else do you want?

It did this sh*t to me when I tried sniping that construction worker from the water tower. I just left the session right there.

[Shiloh Comes]

14 hours ago, TheGhostFromPast said:

 

It looks like they decided to say f**k you to snow and to everyone who likes the snow.  I'm pretty sure there wouldn't be a collection of wasted opportunities if the company wouldn't be so obsessed with money milking and would actually pay attention to the quality of their product.

 

With respect, to be fair to Rockstar, isn't that the other way around? Rather that they got rid of the snow and put Agency stuff on silly money so the playerbase could milk THEM?

[Crateman]

This week i Made 200+ crate source missions and only Got 1 special item from securoserv network

Edited January 5, 2022 by Crateman

[TheGhostFromPast]

7 hours ago, Shiloh Comes said:

 

With respect, to be fair to Rockstar, isn't that the other way around? Rather that they got rid of the snow and put Agency stuff on silly money so the playerbase could milk THEM?

 

At that moment I didn't care about the milking, I just wanted to enjoy the snow. There's no good enough reason and excuse to remove the snow before January 1st.

[Arrows to Athens]

16 hours ago, DuhBritishTea said:

So I detonate the golf hole bomb and kill the judge but the game is like "no you didn't lol" and spawns aimbot helicopters after me/robs me of the 100k bonus.

 

F*ck off game what else do you want me to do? I killed the lady with the explosion from a safe distance what else do you want?

Yep, same thing here.

 

 

It's definitely bugged. And why are we punished for failing the bonus?

[Giantsgiants]

All the new Contract DLC cars have one or two things that keep them from being perfect in the looks department. It's little nitpicky stuff, but compared to what we got with Tuners, Rockstar could have done better here.

Edited January 5, 2022 by Giantsgiants

[Arrows to Athens]

Encountered a new bug with this broken update. Can’t answer the payphone after requesting a payphone hit. Forced to find a new session. 
 

sigh…

[Zaniness]

Just had asset protection mission where I couldn't pull out any weapon and the piece of turd mechanic wouldn't pick up the phone. Mission failed obviously and I still couldn't choose any weapon after that.

 

Well done, C*.

[Lupo-Akane]

They want you to play this damn dlc but my god they had to add to many damn cooldowns to it. I just want to do the stupid Dre sh*t and move on but no I have to wait for worthless Franklin to call me.

[Arrows to Athens]

Holy sh*t, the enemies in the Gang Termination security contract are insane. If you're on the Mk2, they instantly kill you off it within a matter of seconds with their ridiculous 100% pinpoint accuracy.

[TheFroggmann]

3 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Holy sh*t, the enemies in the Gang Termination security contract are insane. If you're on the Mk2, they instantly kill you off it within a matter of seconds with their ridiculous 100% pinpoint accuracy.

 

That's why I use a tank. Plus it gives me the time I need to identify all of the leaders without having 37,000 holes through my chars dome. 

[Shiloh Comes]

They've done that hateful thing they do sometimes with colors and made the interior of the S2 Cabrio look like dirty sludge, not white, like the paint.

 

God I hate it when they do that.

[Gridl0k]

• Other players' missiles can no longer lock onto PVs
• Wait a sec we mean new DLC PVs
• No, not that one
• Yes, that one! But you haven't bought the jammer

Edited January 6, 2022 by Gridl0k

[Gridl0k]

 

Also thanks for giving Quick Job some love but would it have killed you to put Casino Missions in there again?

[RyuNova]

7 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Holy sh*t, the enemies in the Gang Termination security contract are insane. If you're on the Mk2, they instantly kill you off it within a matter of seconds with their ridiculous 100% pinpoint accuracy.

 

That's been the theme with every update for a long time, just increase the accuracy and health of enemies and call it a day. Petty cure we are in the ninety percent levels of accuracy area now. I don't know if it's supposed to be a joke or whatever but the fact that Bikers in tank tops can now take a shotgun blast to the chest and get back up is stupid.

[Gridl0k]

How about the Extraction contract where the NPCs just eat your f*cking bullets without flinching until they die. 

[EkaSwede]

27 minutes ago, Gridl0k said:

How about the Extraction contract where the NPCs just eat your f*cking bullets without flinching until they die. 

I suppose it's because they have "armor".

 

But funny thing, when I've use the Combat Shotgun they've fallen over without dying. And they've used the stock falling backwards animation that you'd see in GTA 3.

[Moth]

I hate the fact that the cyberpunk livery is only available on the S2 convertible. Like why?

Edited January 6, 2022 by Moth

[Gridl0k]

Bugatti Veyron $1m

Porsche floppy top $1.7m

 

Inflation's a bitch

[suicidal_banana]

3 minutes ago, Gridl0k said:

Bugatti Veyron $1m

Porsche floppy top $1.7m

 

Inflation's a bitch

 

Cant believe you forgot to include the ~1970's compact car for 1.28mil in that comparison  

[ilRae]

15 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Yep, same thing here.

 

It's definitely bugged. And why are we punished for failing the bonus?

Seems silly (or bugged since they did die), but you have to wait until they are putting.

[partci]

53 minutes ago, Moth said:

I hate the fact that the cyberpunk livery is only available on the S2 convertible. Like why?

Can't believe it's 2021 and there's still zero amount of Batmobile customization...

[God-eater]

This has been around since DDH, but I am so sick and f*cking tired of the broken cover mechanic.

 

I hit the button to take cover, does my character take cover on the corner that is 3 microns in front of me? F*ck no! I get catapulted 10 feet across a hallway and lean up against the opposite wall, side on to the bad guys and completely exposed. And with the ever-increasing lethality of the AI, best case scenario is I get most of my health shot away before I can wrestle myself off the wall and get back around the corner. 

 

Worst part is it's only DLC interiors where this happens - everything from DDH interiors right up to Agency places like Tequi-la-la. Do it in regular freeroam, or OG Heists, or OG Contact Missions, no problem, works fine. Do it inside Vanilla Unicorn and odds are you'll get your skull aerated before you can recover. The anomolous nature of it means you get rolled by it more often than not because you simply never know for sure if it's going to happen. Kind of like traffic - they don't always lunge out into an intersection and inexplicably stop dead right in front of you, so when they do it completely f*cks you over. 

 

It's been an issue for so long I'm used to it, but I'd sure as hell like to stop worrying about it every damn firefight I get into. Let me reflexively duck for cover without having to perform on-the-fly trigonometry to make sure I'm not about to hurl myself into a wall of lead. 

[Zaniness]

4 hours ago, EkaSwede said:

I suppose it's because they have "armor".

 

But funny thing, when I've use the Combat Shotgun they've fallen over without dying. And they've used the stock falling backwards animation that you'd see in GTA 3.

 

So I wasn't imagining things. This might be the first mission I noticed armor piercing bullets doing anything other than waste your money and limit your mag capacity. Only took 4 years.

[Super Grunt 281]

I was hoping for the cursed invisible door to not be there, that's another level of B&M.

 

Top priority fix period.

 

Note : every other pilot before me didn't have the door, apparently it's not always blocking the hangar.

[Belindadoll]

Got the shiny new Comet S2 Cabrio today, after doing all the tasteful modifications, I took it for a drive, just driving around this dull as ditch water map, is such a hassle now. Very dated NPC traffic, cars on the roads which shouldn't of been a thing in 2013, never mind in 2022, are still driving around causing an absolute nuisance in multiple numbers. 

 

I wish Rockstar would updated the NPC traffic, with something fresh, since we've had so many new cars over the years. Things are feeling very tired on the PS4 now, hopefully the E&E Edtion will bring in some much needed changes. 

[Malibu Club]

When are they ever going to fix this cutscene when you get the double action revolver? For a while now you turn invisible when the cutscene starts. It looks so stupid watching a floating revolver flail around. It was funny at first until I realized I'm missing out on what could have been an awesome shot of my character.

 

Looked cool when I got it on my main character despite her look of extreme disinterest and her strange palms

Spoiler

 

Edited January 6, 2022 by Super Gran Turismo
I'm dumb

[wes_jett2008]

20 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Yep, same thing here.

 

 

It's definitely bugged. And why are we punished for failing the bonus?

I've done this one like 10 times at this point. Just wait until the judge stops walking to the hole and goes to setup their putt. Blow it up then and it's 100% pass every single time. The judge will actually stand in place for like 30 seconds to give you time to blow it.