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The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)


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DarkReign27
On 7/12/2021 at 12:38 AM, theNGclan said:

R* literally makes the worst survivals anymore, I swear. They're borderline unplayable at times!

Ya obviously don't even test them put them together with their tools and just release, or they do then laugh because take that players lol wonder which one.

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On 7/12/2021 at 7:58 PM, DarkReign27 said:

Ya obviously don't even test them put them together with their tools and just release, or they do then laugh because take that players lol wonder which one.

Both lol, but really it just feels like they are just there as a big f you to us. 

My B&M is why can't I just have an arcade.....I just want to play the game without having to deal with Lesters stupid crap. I don't give a flip about helping the CCP rob a casino and I already have an underground bunker to rob it if I did want to help.

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On 7/13/2021 at 2:58 AM, DarkReign27 said:

Ya obviously don't even test them put them together with their tools and just release, or they do then laugh because take that players lol wonder which one.

They obviously test them out in Godmode.

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Rotorhead359
On 7/11/2021 at 2:39 PM, Shiloh Comes said:

 

My best one was, I landed the chopper on the beach to wait for them to land and the one guy landed straight on the rotors and got sliced and diced. You had a whole fu*king beach to aim at you imbecile!

 

On 7/11/2021 at 8:15 PM, Xiled said:

Well you see the blades are shiny and spinning therefor the designated target to land on. R* couldn't have made the target landing zone any more clear. You think parachuting anywhere near the helicopter would be a bad idea, but the idiots of this game find a way. Like the hardest part of that stupid "heist" is the part where you leave the prison, and meet the plane for takeoff. But literally pushing a single button to open a parachute is too f*cking hard. Like literally push button parachute in water and swim. If they die to the helicopter blades there trolling and stupid. 

 

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Here's why they do that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Target_fixation

 

Even if you park all the way to the side of the beach, someone will manage to hit you.

If you are playing as demo, I suggest you stay away from the beach, just in case.

Don't hover around over the water in front of the beach either (remember, if they see you, they will crash into you)

Land it on one of the hills to the side of the beach. If you are standing still, they are less likely to notice you.

 

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Yellow Dog with Cone
On 7/13/2021 at 1:36 PM, WageWar said:

What did you do with my weapons Rockstar?!

 

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On 7/13/2021 at 1:36 PM, WageWar said:

What did you do with my weapons Rockstar?!

 

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F*ck Yo Couch! F*ck Yo Weapons! Buy new ones you rich mutha f*cka

YOU REMEMBER WHY YOU DID IT?
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Playing new survivals with randoms that are of the "pro" RnG type of players, most high rankers and PvPers but don't get after 3 death they won't finish the survival alive because their sh*t doesn't work...those guys cannot stop rolling in the middle of map at wave 4, 5, 6 and die like idiots with their rebreather and pink joggers. 

 

I found that lvl 30 in yellow combi there who was even better than me at Scrapyard, imagine, he was better at anything than 5 different teams of sh*t RnG tryhards with who I kept failing.  

 

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suicidal_banana
On 7/13/2021 at 8:36 PM, WageWar said:

What did you do with my weapons Rockstar?!

 

This is happening a lot (again) in the last few days, 99% sure its (as per usual) a 'feature' of some sh*tty menu and not a bug with the game (all the times it happened to me it was obviously done by a cheater i was baiting/fighting)

There's some small silver lining though, in the past we had to leave and reconnect to GTA:O (and before that even restart the game) to get our stuff back, and then it wouldn't return some of the weapons, but now all it takes is switching session and it looks like we do get everything back now, still crappy that this can even be done, but at least its much less of an annoyance now, i kind of wanna consider this another point for the "they appear to be working on something"-list.

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Fuzzy___Cat

On foot, chased by a griefer in a Kanjali I request the Sparrow, it spawns on the other side of the map. Quickly request the RC Bandido and it immediately despawns, leaving completely exposed. :(

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Sentinel Driver

Since there's no NAT trick anymore all free mode businesses are ruined for me

No more I/E

No more nightclubs

MK2 kiddies will ruin them. Such a shame

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Arrows to Athens

Imagine doing literally nothing but standing still with a sticky bomb beside your feet and detonating it the moment you get shot at, and then proceeding to do this for the next 30 minutes. 

 

Cryhards never cease to amaze me with their braindead mentalities. Like, are you THAT scared of getting killed by another player? 

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Wastelander (Suzuki)
On 7/14/2021 at 5:03 AM, Hécate-II said:

Playing new survivals with randoms that are of the "pro" RnG type of players, most high rankers and PvPers but don't get after 3 death they won't finish the survival alive because their sh*t doesn't work...those guys cannot stop rolling in the middle of map at wave 4, 5, 6 and die like idiots with their rebreather and pink joggers. 

 

I found that lvl 30 in yellow combi there who was even better than me at Scrapyard, imagine, he was better at anything than 5 different teams of sh*t RnG tryhards with who I kept failing.  

 

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Ah yes. The Bus of Safety!

Real talk I can personally confirm that most PvPers are just that. They've never actually done the PvE stuff back in the day. Honestly I'm more of a hybrid player in that I lean more toward PvE stuff but also have craved out a sort of corner all my own in PvP over the years (always amazing getting called a tryhard....despite never once EWOing or abusing OTR/Ghost Org...and often playing cleanly until either someone goes dirty first or outsized odds against me. Basically I'm an old school PvP player from as far back as the V.I.P update days). However most of the players in Survivals typically have no clue what their doing. Often the higher leveled "Free Mode Warriors" will surprisingly make it to about Wave 7 before slowly rage quitting.....forfeiting a massive payday in the process, while ignoring the fact the Level 905 has clutched the round more than once from behind a car (Canals) with an Assault Shotgun. Even better when it's WAVE 9 and they get salty about the A.I one tapping them. Like bruv...they have Combat MGs and Miniguns....da F*ck you think was gonna to happen?

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Arrows to Athens
On 7/15/2021 at 3:05 AM, Wastelander (Suzuki) said:

(always amazing getting called a tryhard....despite never once EWOing or abusing OTR/Ghost Org...

I get this too sometimes. You can kill somebody with a Navy Revolver from your car and get called a "K/D obsessed tryhard" as a result of that. Nowadays, the word "tryhard" gets tossed around like it's nothing. It's kind of lost its meaning. Now you're considered a tryhard for doing anything. 

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Wastelander (Suzuki)
On 7/14/2021 at 10:12 PM, Arrows to Athens said:

I get this too sometimes. You can kill somebody with a Navy Revolver from your car and get called a "K/D obsessed tryhard" as a result of that. Nowadays, the word "tryhard" gets tossed around like it's nothing. It's kind of lost its meaning. Now you're considered a tryhard for doing anything. 

The term "Tryhard" really only applies to the typical GTA ones.....see also the old John Wick Skins from Abortnite (I hate that game's existence) and like wise are the same people that are the much hated ROZE Skins in Warzone/MW2019.


Just fyi, think back to when Forts*ite first launched and really started to pick up steam. Notice how there were far less MKIIs and the like during that time compared to other periods? Now, think about it, There was an uptick in Tryhards returning to GTAO, more MKIIs and the like. Notice how there have been far less of late again? Yeah that ROZE skin that just did super twitchy spaz-attack bulls*it in MW2019/Warzone...or whatever skin they use in Cold War? Yeah.....Guess where they came from. Honestly if you look into just the Warzone community at the moment, let alone the near ENDLESS b*tching about ROZE skins (The Skin itself is cancer as it's hard to see due to the lighting engine. However the general playstyle of people that use that Skin should seem...somehow different yet familiar to GTAO players. Same Sweats/Tryhards, different game) to understand what actual "Tryhards" do to a game. They outright kill any enjoyment to be had. However killing someone with something so off the meta like a Navy Revolver (Which I did during a GTA Race in a drive by no less lmao), is not "tryhard".

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On 7/15/2021 at 4:05 AM, Wastelander (Suzuki) said:


Ah yes. The Bus of Safety!
 

 

I played this one with my crew mates, first person dancing with thermal minigun, we speedrunned the Survival it was mad, problem most players cannot do it(despite they will say minigun is easy, its not, it needs real good reflexes to withdraw). The 3rd person silenced Advanced Rifle from cover is the real sh*t in Scrapyard, you can line up 10 or more headshots from the yellow combi low level spot, and even spam grenades, RPG from cover. I tried using other rifles but they're not that good as Advanced, this gun still shine in 2021. 

 

 

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On 7/15/2021 at 3:54 AM, Arrows to Athens said:

Imagine doing literally nothing but standing still with a sticky bomb beside your feet and detonating it the moment you get shot at, and then proceeding to do this for the next 30 minutes. 

 

Cryhards never cease to amaze me with their braindead mentalities. Like, are you THAT scared of getting killed by another player? 

Man, back in the 2000's when I played CS like a n00b, doing that sh*t would get you laughed off a server. Dunno much how CS is today, though.

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SqualidCoyote

Just a teeny bitch n moan, but why in a game that is so well designed, so lifelike, with so much attention to detail, is the horse racing activity look like it's contested by jockeys riding stuffed novelty donkeys that have been designed by a 12 year old for a school project?

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dragosani00
On 7/15/2021 at 2:54 AM, Arrows to Athens said:

Imagine doing literally nothing but standing still with a sticky bomb beside your feet and detonating it the moment you get shot at, and then proceeding to do this for the next 30 minutes. 

 

Cryhards never cease to amaze me with their braindead mentalities. Like, are you THAT scared of getting killed by another player? 


Makes me laugh when you just stand in front of them in passive and they can't keep still, constantly dancing back and forth & doing combat rolls. It's like they just can't help themsleves, I wonder if in real life some of them stand at bus stops dancing back and forth & then when bus arrives they combat roll their way to the doors as they open to board. 🤣😂

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VercettiGuy

This new update has some nice cars, but I couldn't care less anymore. 5 years too late.

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Looks like no Foxbody again.

 

F*CK!

 

Otherwise I'm excited

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DuhBritishTea

I really hope some features of the new update are soloable after the first few days on PC because you just know that mod menus are gonna ruin it for everyone.

 

Mod menus don't care about "Park[ing] your attitude (and your weaponized vehicles) at the door". They'll throw you into cages, set you on fire, and crash your game either way.

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I had uninstalled GTAV until recently due to lack of space on my HDD.
But due to an update announced today, I installed GTAV again.

Let's make some money to enjoy the update on the 20th. That's what I thought, but I haven't even made it to Los Santos yet.

 

It's all the fault of the infamous Rockstar Launcher.
Did you fail to update the Launcher? Code:Unknown, I've seen this error dozens of times.
I had no choice but to reinstall the Launcher. The update worked. But now they say, "Buy GTAV".

 

Rockstar Launcher is a new disaster created by mankind.
Why can't they make a nice, comfortable Launcher that is light, fast, and error-free like Steam?

 

 

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suicidal_banana

Can everybody just go outside and enjoy the weather, i need to start preparing funds but im not getting into online at all today 😛 

 

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Hazzardtohimself
On 7/15/2021 at 8:40 PM, suicidal_banana said:

Can everybody just go outside and enjoy the weather, i need to start preparing funds but im not getting into online at all today 😛 

 

Had a few connection issues myself this evening (it's like everyone is online trying to earn, hmm?) 

 

The kick-in-the-nuts was that I was doing hidden caches at the time. The game registered my first collection (next to LSIA), but must have tuned out for five minutes before notifying me that the connection had failed. In that time, I'd collected another three caches from near to Zancudo... but when I was kicked back to SP, when I logged in again I was back in the city having 'apparently' only collected the first. 

 

So more driving for me then... 

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On 7/14/2021 at 2:18 PM, Fuzzy___Cat said:

On foot, chased by a griefer in a Kanjali I request the Sparrow, it spawns on the other side of the map. Quickly request the RC Bandido and it immediately despawns, leaving completely exposed. :(

i hate it when i call for one of my vehicles and i get killed by a griefer or tryhard, when i respawn, the vehicle i called for didn't spawn and i have to wait for another 5 minutes (how's that fair)??😒

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Arrows to Athens
On 7/15/2021 at 10:33 PM, hugh750 said:

i hate it when i call for one of my vehicles and i get killed by a griefer or tryhard, when i respawn, the vehicle i called for didn't spawn and i to wait for another 5 minutes (how's that fair)??😒

I f*cking hate this sh*t.

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Fuzzy___Cat
On 7/15/2021 at 11:33 PM, hugh750 said:

i hate it when i call for one of my vehicles and i get killed by a griefer or tryhard, when i respawn, the vehicle i called for didn't spawn and i to wait for another 5 minutes (how's that fair)??😒

This game caters to griefers, I tell you.

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Gordanovich
On 7/15/2021 at 1:57 AM, Sentinel Driver said:

Since there's no NAT trick anymore all free mode businesses are ruined for me

No more I/E

No more nightclubs

MK2 kiddies will ruin them. Such a shame

There are still reliable ways of getting SPL of course, but greatstar seem determined to neuter even them.

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This game has so many outdated things in it and by that I mean but not limited to are the animations are toons do. You want to use your pc to get some crate hit right on the D-pad and wait for them to do the animation to sit down but you better and get on the pc or you have to wait for them to do there animation before the hit this button comes up again.

Why can't it just send you straight to the log in screen.

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