The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[TheFroggmann]

11 minutes ago, Gaffa said:

- Rockstar spawning enemy vehicles, facing the wrong direction, on a multiple lane highway where vehicles are travelling at around 80 mph because "the player MUST be challenged". I don't know what ever happened to rewarding the player because they were good... because if you manage to race away from pursuers, the game will just de-spawn them so new enemies can spawn up ahead. 
The same thing happens with the police and it's a pet peeve of mine, particularly at the higher Wanted Levels, because the game essentially forces every player to check their minimap / radar every second or two otherwise "good luck escaping". 

- Police always knowing where you are. If you commit a crime up in Paleto Bay and you make it to Sandy Shores without any police seeing you (for example, via aircraft), why are the police spawning in Sandy Shores? They should only ever be going to the last known location - the idea they always know where you are is totally bogus. 

- Why do we need spawning in games these days anyway? Is technology still not powerful enough to have everything loaded into a map already, Driver San Francisco style, so that there's less issues and certainly none of the spawning nonsense? I'll keep dreaming of that for a multiplayer game. 

- Vehicle Cargo, where you steal visually modified vehicles that have no performance upgrades - meaning that it can be difficult or even impossible to escape pursuers and yet despite that, we're able to upgrade the vehicles with said performance options when we come to sell the vehicle... 

- Pavel sources disguises for the Cayo Perico heist (allows you to enter via the Velum or Longfin (etc) and have access to that immediate area there) - but yet there's a sleeping guard that we're able to steal a key from, so wouldn't it make sense to tell Pavel the location of the guard / for the player to acquire their uniform, or again is that too logical and would make the heist too easy? 

 

- There's over 1,150 masks available, more than 970 hats available and to collect all of these two categories of items, you're looking at more than $10 million, if I recall correctly. 

- Mentioned previously, but single-item (or small) sales that end up with you delivering to multiple drop off points. 

 

Not just enemy vehicles, ANY vehicle. This was a new behavior added in with the MC DLC:

 

 

With the CP heist they upped the improbability factor when they added those Cheval Fugitives that can suddenly keep up with a ROCKET POWERED SUPERCAR. 

 

 

Police - Yea they are way overpowered in this game. On top of always knowing where you are, they never seem to run out of officers, cars, SUVs, and helicopters. Even LAPD only has a small number of helicopters. 

 

Vehicle cargo - I hear you there, but this is also the reason why I only use the cargobob for 90% of missions. 

 

CP Disguises - Don't even have to go that far, every asset we could use in the CP heist is in the fingerprint cloner warehouse. But all are locked down like Thor's hammer. 

 

Sales - Yep 1 crate equals 3 huge trucks or 76 helicopters that no matter how gentile you are with them still will land upside down and kill you. 

[Gaffa]

2 minutes ago, TheFroggmann said:

 

Not just enemy vehicles, ANY vehicle. This was a new behavior added in with the MC DLC:

 

 

Well I admit I've never, ever seen that sort of thing happening - it looks more like a glitch or something that might've been affected by lag. 

[Shiloh Comes]

2 hours ago, Gaffa said:

- Rockstar spawning enemy vehicles (etc)

 

Played Vice CIty and hid in a bush just over the canal bridge by the nightclub while the cops were looking for me, with inevitable consequences.

 

Probably the last time I expected realism of any kind in GTA. That's why I just roll my eyes when words like "canon" and "lore" and "universe" get thrown around.

 

Nah, just pixels with not a lot of afterthought and all about the Ching! Ching!

Edited June 22, 2021 by Shiloh Comes

[GTAQueenVI]

Little Update to know that a big billionaire company like R* dont have a Good And smart developers to patch Glitches !! ( Maybe R* Games dont pay developers good salary & Thats why They are leaving the company & No one is Patching any Glitches !!!!! look at this ( I just went to Se7ensins and Redit :::::: I will put numbers to know how many works for each of them :::::::

 

All merges - still working ( 5 ) 

All car dupes - still working ( 12 ) 

All new GCTF methods - still working ( 6 ) 

All God mode's - still working ( 5 ) 

Ped outfits - still working

Frozen money - still working ( Includes Unlimited Orbital Cannon Spam Glitch ) 

Dmo lite - still working

Car 2 RC - still working

 

 

 

Good Job   R* , No patches , No Background Updates , No Fixes mmmmm So what are you doing in the department, Drinking tea or coffe !

[Arrows to Athens]

Thanks for this great spawn, C*.

 

[DarkReign27]

Sad days. I had to stop playing RDR2 and GTAV due to RL. I try to play them now and I can only play them for short spurts like less than an hour, it's been a month or more like this barely touch'em. I think it's over. And because the new one is gonna kill the old versions of GTAV again forcing upgrades and most likely reset progress it seems pointless to continue. The nerf in RDR2 I almost am queasy playing these for end content. Seems I'm cured of the addiction sucks really but, playing a lot of games I never played before from being apart from noneventful R* stuff.

[kontol_kering]

Fahkin' aynglish dave man, sh*te thinks he's da basst eh? Wut? Teyling us to glab som paizza? Dah faakin' moodyman mayte, ah told em to sod off mayte, fahk aynglish dave, a ain'gt a cahfeur aight? Fahk dat wankah

[Da Elite Ninjah]

1 hour ago, kontol_kering said:

Fahkin' aynglish dave man, sh*te thinks he's da basst eh? Wut? Teyling us to glab som paizza? Dah faakin' moodyman mayte, ah told em to sod off mayte, fahk aynglish dave, a ain'gt a cahfeur aight? Fahk dat wankah

When he calls press start. And he's gone. 

[kontol_kering]

38 minutes ago, Da Elite Ninjah said:

When he calls press start. And he's gone. 

Okay that's some nice tips, thanks

[Shiloh Comes]

4 hours ago, kontol_kering said:

Fahkin' aynglish dave man, sh*te thinks he's da basst eh? Wut? Teyling us to glab som paizza? Dah faakin' moodyman mayte, ah told em to sod off mayte, fahk aynglish dave, a ain'gt a cahfeur aight? Fahk dat wankah

 

Very good lol.

 

I'm not form the South East but I'm good at impressions, so I do the English Dave thing each time I play with a new person from the US or Canada, it always makes them laugh.

 

"larst time anyone saw 'im he was riding down the beach of the back of a fackin panfer" and so on.

 

Lots of times, my name from then on has been "Dave" to whomever I am playing with.

 

Still plenty of real people who sound like him down Essex and Kent way.

 

Pukka.

[kontol_kering]

49 minutes ago, Shiloh Comes said:

 

Very good lol.

 

I'm not form the South East but I'm good at impressions, so I do the English Dave thing each time I play with a new person from the US or Canada, it always makes them laugh.

 

"larst time anyone saw 'im he was riding down the beach of the back of a fackin panfer" and so on.

 

Lots of times, my name from then on has been "Dave" to whomever I am playing with.

 

Still plenty of real people who sound like him down Essex and Kent way.

 

Pukka.

 

Nah mayte, ait's an Awsie ting yah?

 

Honestly, Briton and Aussie have the most recognizable dialect man, it's kinda cool tbh, and every each area has a different accent, which makes it even interesting 

[oleg_aka_djmeg]

21 hours ago, Gaffa said:

 

 

- There's over 1,150 masks available
 

and to switch the mask you have to scroll left-right  1149 times...

[Gaffa]

20 minutes ago, oleg_aka_djmeg said:

and to switch the mask you have to scroll left-right  1149 times...

 

Oh wow I hadn't even thought of that - yeah, damn! I actually like Native UI and feel it could be used for more stuff, but this is one of those rare times where I say "we need MORE menus" because that left-right switching system is a farce. 

I'd like another 20 Saved Outfit slots too but I knew the organisation of that might be a mess (again with the scrolling) so mocked up a new menu design a while ago but yeah, I really hope some UI changes are coming with the Expanded & Enhanced. 

[shadyslady]

So I see the b11 strikeforce is on discount. 

Never flew it. 

 

Now I got three psn accounts for the different shops and with all I got gta online characters. 

One of them buys all there is to test it. 

Now I bought the B11 Striker force. 

Arrived. 

Call Pegasus. No jet like that. 

Now I try to buy it again and do so, another 2 + million gone. 

 

Now it is my fault for not checking the internet but USUALLY an airplane, helicopter is called via Pegasus. 

But this one isn't?

Assholes made me pay double the discount price and I ain't even using the first one

 

[oleg_aka_djmeg]

4 minutes ago, shadyslady said:

So I see the b11 strikeforce is on discount. 

Never flew it. 

 

Now I got three psn accounts for the different shops and with all I got gta online characters. 

One of them buys all there is to test it. 

Now I bought the B11 Striker force. 

Arrived. 

Call Pegasus. No jet like that. 

Now I try to buy it again and do so, another 2 + million gone. 

 

Now it is my fault for not checking the internet but USUALLY an airplane, helicopter is called via Pegasus. 

But this one isn't?

Assholes made me pay double the discount price and I ain't even using the first one

 

have you read its description?

[shadyslady]

31 minutes ago, oleg_aka_djmeg said:

have you read its description?

No. It's totally my fault but I assumed it was a Pegasus vehicle 

[George Malik]

The person behind Dispatch missions should be castrated to death, let them bleed, because of their laziness of making a lame missions, it's just a Headhunter FFS

[Hécate-II]

1 hour ago, George Malik said:

The person behind Dispatch missions should be castrated to death, let them bleed, because of their laziness of making a lame missions, it's just a Headhunter FFS

 

But missions that features no mission-vehicles are better for the playerbase. I prefere them over Simeon and gerald ones, better payout+less risks to fail. 

 

Edit: what really sucks in comparison to old missions that require 2 or 4 players, if you lag out during the Dispatch, the mission fails...

 

Yeah I tried to create solo lobby during Dispatch missions...so I could play them alone xd, but it doesn't work sadly. 

 

Edited June 24, 2021 by Hécate-II

[RyuNova]

Booted this back up last night, no grinding just chilling, going back to roots etc only to be f*cking cock slapped by timers. Timers on everything!

Bikers missions, f*ck you timers or missions locked behind needing more players. Finally get one, finish it, cant reset board until some arbitrary timer goes down, okay I will sell some vehicles, sell, hit by timer, source a vehicle, hit by timer and the timer to sell is still active, do CEO mission, three minutes, hot by timer... f*ck off! I just wanna do Biker Missions, I just want to ride around on my Diabolus Custom with an objective.

 

I spent more time watching TV waiting for timers to go down than I did playing the game.

[Lonely-Martin]

21 hours ago, Shiloh Comes said:

Very good lol.

 

I'm not form the South East but I'm good at impressions, so I do the English Dave thing each time I play with a new person from the US or Canada, it always makes them laugh.

 

"larst time anyone saw 'im he was riding down the beach of the back of a fackin panfer" and so on.

 

Lots of times, my name from then on has been "Dave" to whomever I am playing with.

 

Still plenty of real people who sound like him down Essex and Kent way.

 

Pukka.

 

Lol, yep. Err, I mean, innit bruv!

 

I'm an Essex boy and the amount of times people say I sound like Danny Dyer in game is unreal, and when on a rant or had a few drinks and get carried away I can sound pretty similar especially to those less familiar to the regional accents etc.

 

Course, I play up to it a bit though, I've a buddy from Scotland who always gets me quoting him, lol. Plus it's fun to remind folk that he was in 2 previous GTA stories. I know many here knock English Dave, but I think he's a charmer.

[George Malik]

4 hours ago, Hécate-II said:

 

But missions that features no mission-vehicles are better for the playerbase. I prefere them over Simeon and gerald ones, better payout+less risks to fail. 

 

Edit: what really sucks in comparison to old missions that require 2 or 4 players, if you lag out during the Dispatch, the mission fails...

 

Yeah I tried to create solo lobby during Dispatch missions...so I could play them alone xd, but it doesn't work sadly. 

 

 

But it takes a lot of time to finish, and it's just the same as headhunter, why on earth do people wanted to play dispatch missions to this date, still bugs me, when you can just do a headhunter for less time and more money

 

Because everytime i join contact missions they always directed me to Casino or Dispatch, i guess no one plays OG Missions anymore, and tbh the OG Missions payout are sucks, no wonder why nobody plays it

 

I just hope in the next DLC they will categorize every missions in quick jobs, like Repo Mission, Last Play Mission, Casino Mission, Dispatch Mission, instead of just putting it all under "Contact Mission", cause it's really boring to play the same missions over and over again through the quick jobs

 

Btw you can destroy the van in Go Figure and still be able to complete the mission, but not with that mule in Last Product 

Edited June 24, 2021 by George Malik

[Hécate-II]

1 hour ago, George Malik said:

 

why on earth do people wanted to play dispatch missions to this date, still bugs me, when you can just do a headhunter for less time and more money

 

Because everytime i join contact missions they always directed me to Casino or Dispatch, i guess no one plays OG Missions anymore, and tbh the OG Missions payout are sucks, no wonder why nobody plays it

 

Because Headhunter has a cooldown(glitchable but its get boring) and those missions(Dispatch), among frequently played ones, are the easiest to achieve with randoms. And thats yet the best you can play considering you need 3 other peoples not dying to get the max amount of money. If you play old missions alone you get less, like 11k for Trash Talk, as much for Jugde the Jury...TLSC doesn't pay much either unless lobby is full and its x2 event. 

 

If you try to get ppl playing old missions it will take long to fil the lobby(at least my experience on PC). 

 

This week I'm grinding those x3 yacht missions a bit, even if I will get bored soon as its a small 6 missions serie...

 

 

 

 

[EkaSwede]

The worst part about Dispatch Missions is that they require at least 2 players and if one dies it's mission fail which is STUPID. Sure, if you have 4 people up to 2 can die no problem or so I've heard.

 

It's a shame, really. Because some of the Dispatch Missions are pretty fun.

[ilovefreebird]

23 hours ago, shadyslady said:

Now it is my fault for not checking the internet but USUALLY an airplane, helicopter is called via Pegasus. 

 

Maybe in 2015. Nowadays, far more vehicles are stored in your personal hangar.

[Gaffa]

Personal complaint really...

 

I'm sure they will, but Rockstar could do with polishing up some of the Cayo Perico heist stuff. There's been many, many times that none of the guards around El Rubio's Compound, or the ones at the gate, possess the key codes for the two Compound keypad entrances. Not sure how the quality control there was amiss because one of the guards should have them - and really, at least 75% of the time it should be either guard standing right outside the keypad entrance. Or maybe more than one guard can carry them... 

The Grappling Equipment should be "more fairly spawned" too and perhaps the locations for some spawns could be re-worked. It seems to be that the Guard Uniforms - which essentially allows you free reign of the entire Cayo Perico island, including El Rubio's compound apart from the guards with red cones of vision - are spawned in more accessible locations than the Grappling Equipment - which only allows you to get in and out of the Compound!

As an example, considering the North Dock and Airfield only, with the immediate surrounding areas - there are 9 locations for Grappling Equipment. But there are only 7 more locations for the rest of the island, where the Grappling Equipment can spawn - and usually they'll require to climb or go out of the way to get them... The map below courtesy of GTA Boom should show all 16 locations and you can get an idea of the closeness of the top options right there, with how distant the other possibilities are. 

 

[Lupo-Akane]

I bought a yacht for my second toon cause I like it but what I don't like is that stupid peeps can steal my seasharks and other staff and the damn helio they give you turns off passive.....

I would pay an extra 1 mil to have guards on my yacht that shoot butts trying to get on it lol.

 

[DuhBritishTea]

On 6/21/2021 at 7:46 PM, Hécate-II said:

Casino QuickJob is a cesspool of Paleto Arcade low levels playing Bugstars and failing forever 

Yup, and very rarely you'll run into a unicorn host who does G6 big con or has optional preps done for aggressive.

[Taterman]

7 hours ago, Lupo-Akane said:

I bought a yacht for my second toon cause I like it but what I don't like is that stupid peeps can steal my seasharks and other staff and the damn helio they give you turns off passive.....

I would pay an extra 1 mil to have guards on my yacht that shoot butts trying to get on it lol.

 

 

Did you turn on yacht defenses?

 

[Coleco]

[Moewe]

39 minutes ago, Coleco said:

at least the sparrow is slim enought that this sh*t npc cant drive into it that easy. But how did they program it? buzzard spawned= npc full speed send down the street (and never stop not even when hitting an a attack helicopter)