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The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)


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Arrows to Athens

Is anybody else getting “Timed out loading player data” or “Files required to play GTA Online could not be downloaded” when trying to join online? Are the servers down, or is it just me? sh*t is pissing me off.

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3 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Is anybody else getting “Timed out loading player data” or “Files required to play GTA Online could not be downloaded” when trying to join online? Are the servers down, or is it just me? sh*t is pissing me off.

 

Today i'm getting the Network error while trying to join services, yet NAT is open, internet connection is stable and i could/can play other online games without other/network issues.

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3 hours ago, Talisman_83 said:

 

A lot of players don't seem to realise that we'll 1v1 when I decide it begins, not a minute before and in a manner I decide.

It begins with them not noticing me because I dress like an NPC and stay well out of the way, until they find themselves bombed out of nowhere.

Then, the inevitable barrage of "noooob" "1v1 psssy" messages begin and I rejoice. 

 

 

wearing the NOOSE outfit, blending in with the actual cops and trolling these zoo animals is such a beautiful thing :kekw:

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Arrows to Athens

I hate this f*cking stupid RC Bandito bug where it kicks you out.

 

 

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5 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Is anybody else getting “Timed out loading player data” or “Files required to play GTA Online could not be downloaded” when trying to join online? Are the servers down, or is it just me? sh*t is pissing me off.

 

Same here, PS4, SEA region, what's more annoying is they've moved me from invite to public lobby after the notifications 🙃

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Are we playing a game from 2020 (Cayo Perico), or from 2000? 

I'm sorry, but it's absolutely stupid to have invisible barriers / walls around Cayo Perico - totally impeding new ways of doing the heist or scope out mission - because GTA has become a game where you're not allowed to do things your own way anymore, you have to do them a set way. 

Honestly, the idea of riding a bike into air and hitting something is next-level stupid, and shouldn't be acceptable for this game. 

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2 hours ago, Gaffa said:

Are we playing a game from 2020 (Cayo Perico), or from 2000? 

I'm sorry, but it's absolutely stupid to have invisible barriers / walls around Cayo Perico - totally impeding new ways of doing the heist or scope out mission - because GTA has become a game where you're not allowed to do things your own way anymore, you have to do them a set way. 

Honestly, the idea of riding a bike into air and hitting something is next-level stupid, and shouldn't be acceptable for this game. 

Tell me about it, it's next levels of stupid when the whole point of the stupid thing is to scope it out for new ways in and out.

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5 hours ago, Veleno said:

 

 

wearing the NOOSE outfit, blending in with the actual cops and trolling these zoo animals is such a beautiful thing :kekw:

 

Do ya go ghost org for that?

 

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I've got a lot of patience. I spent an hour or two f*cking around with an ign crayon eater during a mission. He started shooting up my car a second after the job started, then tried to kill me with his vigilante. I wanted to blow it up at least, so I got away from him multiple times to spawn in my sasquatch and khanjali. I blew up his ram twice, but the pinnacle moment was hour two, he leaves me alone and I bait him. This dude thinks he's unkillable and I'm starting to want to quit, but after playing chicken with him, he boosts into a gas station and f*cking dies, leaves the session before I piece it together. Forgot his name but goddamn am I happy with myself.

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11 hours ago, MayoChiki said:

 

1. Steal a 5 million dollar car for your own business

2. Do 20 setups to get the right parts, kill the competition and steal important paperwork

3. Sell it for less than a million

4. Whatever the f*ck company arranging this gets 80% of commission

5. Make 200k for the whole auto-heist

6. "Hey! That car we just stole just got a discount available for you"

7. 20% discount makes the car only 3.5 million

8. Best DLC ever

 

Step number one should probably be....

 

Spend the first month at least if you are in a populated public lobby being executed through the windscreen as you drive out, before you have even fully spawned on your screen, by the kids who camp outside every new property to do just that until it's no longer fun. See I/E for details.

 

Then email Rockstar and ask them if there is some sort of mental blockage that prevents them from anticipating future events that are as obvious as 6 o'clock at 5:30, rather than just responding to external stimuli. You know, like a small weapons exclusion zone.

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9 hours ago, Gaffa said:

Are we playing a game from 2020 (Cayo Perico), or from 2000? 

I'm sorry, but it's absolutely stupid to have invisible barriers / walls around Cayo Perico - totally impeding new ways of doing the heist or scope out mission - because GTA has become a game where you're not allowed to do things your own way anymore, you have to do them a set way. 

Honestly, the idea of riding a bike into air and hitting something is next-level stupid, and shouldn't be acceptable for this game. 

 

Yes, but it has to be that way or scoping takes like a minute. My only criticism is why make them invisible? It's supposed to be a heavily guarded drug lord's fortress. So a 10ft high coastal fence really wouldn't be a stretch and no one would try anyway. Breaching any point on that island for the feds would be as simple as buying a ladder.

 

As for scoping, I'll only ever do it the same way, straight out the back of the airport spawn point to the closest bit of coast, steal a boat, big jump up the cliffs at the North Dock to see how high I can ground it on the rocks, or see how far into the North Dock I can land it if it's a dinghy, as they fly realy well, then a comedy roll exit out of the boat at the last minute and a faceplant into the dirt.

 

Grinding has to be kept fun.

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7 hours ago, Taterman said:

 

Do ya go ghost org for that?

 

 

of course. or off radar. once these strange creatures start ghosting, send mugger to locate where they are or wait in rc and then, its troll time.

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3 hours ago, Shiloh Comes said:

 

Yes, but it has to be that way or scoping takes like a minute. My only criticism is why make them invisible? It's supposed to be a heavily guarded drug lord's fortress. So a 10ft high coastal fence really wouldn't be a stretch and no one would try anyway. Breaching any point on that island for the feds would be as simple as buying a ladder.

 

As for scoping, I'll only ever do it the same way, straight out the back of the airport spawn point to the closest bit of coast, steal a boat, big jump up the cliffs at the North Dock to see how high I can ground it on the rocks, or see how far into the North Dock I can land it if it's a dinghy, as they fly realy well, then a comedy roll exit out of the boat at the last minute and a faceplant into the dirt.

 

Grinding has to be kept fun.


It only takes like 90 seconds doing it currently via the Manchez Scout to get to the Communications Tower and then 10 minutes to scope out every solo-possible island secondary target location, so how would the scope out mission only take a minute if the barriers were removed? 
 

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I just love getting run over by another player while I'm in the Maze Bank app on my in game phone.

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On 7/30/2018 at 10:47 AM, Gridl0k said:

Getting pretty f*cking bored of being such an obvious NPC magnet. 

 

I always make a point of blasting a few missiles through their rear window when they pull that crap with me.

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2 hours ago, Kiethblacklion said:

I just love getting run over by another player while I'm in the Maze Bank app on my in game phone.

Your bitch is that you don't like it when people take advantage of you effectively being AFK. I would hate to think how you would have coped on release when we could only use ATMs to deposit money.

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Starting my day lazy, decided to try get me into a Casino Heist. Got stuck in the clouds and had to restart the fn game.

 

Great fun.


Every time.

 

 

Edit: second try to start the game (just the game). Qued into a session the second a modder decided to break it. So got stuck in clouds and had to restart the game again. Bruh...

 

Edit again: what's up with pussies that leave any OG heist when the host did not chose Player Saved Outfits? FFS

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So 2 days ago i joined a lobby an there were 9 ppl at LSIA. 1 in a lazer 1 in a b11 1 mk2 and the rest on ground all in a ceo. So i regist as ceo go out drop bst and started sniping. Was fun 6 ppl on ground fighting and some jets dogfighting above us. After a while some of them left or teleportrd away. Then a thermaljet killed me. I teleported too, i got a jet and flew to him. We dogfighted and i got him. After that 2 more jets start and we were having great dogfights. I shot one jet down and almost had the 2nd too and then bam some guy orbed me. He was mad bc i had him 6-1 wow great man cant kill me with a jet cant snipe me so you have to orb me 😐

 

In the last 5 days i got orbed 4 times. I sniped soem 25 kd guy 3-0 and his friend orbed me.

I kill a guy in e jet he teloports and orbs me. 

 

Only sh*t like that, i dont get it why that thing is ingame, only cock* can sell sharkcards? (dont mace much sense to me most of them that orb have glitched money, so great job r*)

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15 hours ago, Yosterix said:

Your bitch is that you don't like it when people take advantage of you effectively being AFK. I would hate to think how you would have coped on release when we could only use ATMs to deposit money.

 

Your response makes no sense. 7 years of playing this game, who uses an ATM?

 

I had just sold a car at los Santos customs and loaded up in the parking lot, no one was around so I pulled up the phone to deposit my money and before I could back out, I got run over. So my B&M was just one of those "of course that would happen" type of things.

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On 6/19/2021 at 12:48 PM, Arrows to Athens said:

I’ve had this happen to me several times as well. Once, I was AFK in my penthouse. I was in the room doing something when I heard a notification sound. I checked to see if I maybe received a message from a player, and what do you know? It was a tryhard demanding that I go up against him at the beach, or else I’m a pussy coward. Of course, I had just joined the session a couple minutes ago, so I never once interacted with this individual. I figured it had something to do with my rank. I ignored it.

 

I then got another message from the same degenerate again demanding that I verse him. No, jackass. I don’t want to “verse” anyone. Nobody cares about your amazing skills. Brain damage at its finest. 

 

That's about the same time I go into "Pain in the ass" mode. I start off with a mugging, some RC/Drone action and do hit and run attacks until they leave the session. 

 

You want me to play your game? Guess what, now you're playing mine. 

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5 hours ago, Kiethblacklion said:

 

Your response makes no sense. 7 years of playing this game, who uses an ATM?

 

Maybe I'm incorrectly remembering, but I'm sure when the game released we could only use ATMs to deposit cash. As to who uses ATMs, I do, it's faster than using the phone, if there's one nearby when I want to deposit money and in some cases, safer.

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21 hours ago, Yosterix said:

I would hate to think how you would have coped on release when we could only use ATMs to deposit money.

I'm about 90% sure that wasn't a thing.

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So I've been trying to grind some vehicle cargo sales since this event went live. It's almost impossible to get a solo public session nowadays it seems. I succeeded once out of hundreds of tries joining a new session. I even use my sh*tty wifi and still it won't work. It always used to give in after switching sessions a few times.

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@Kiethblacklion My apologies, it seems, after checking everywhere I could, that I was incorrect. And you could use the phone from the beginning.

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Trying to join a DCH from quick jobs is like playing Russian roulette except every chamber is loaded with a bullet except for one.

 

You will experience:

You have been kicked from the job. You are no longer on call.

The host has left the finale screen.

No active diamond casino heist found.

Getting stuck in the clouds while trying to connect

Connecting but seeing a blank finale board and getting stuck inside the arcade

Lazy hosts who didn't do any optional preps 

and finally, gamebreaking bugs that will prevent you from finishing the heist itself

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1 hour ago, DuhBritishTea said:

Trying to join a DCH from quick jobs is like playing Russian roulette except every chamber is loaded with a bullet except for one.

 

You will experience:

You have been kicked from the job. You are no longer on call.

The host has left the finale screen.

No active diamond casino heist found.

Getting stuck in the clouds while trying to connect

Connecting but seeing a blank finale board and getting stuck inside the arcade

Lazy hosts who didn't do any optional preps 

and finally, gamebreaking bugs that will prevent you from finishing the heist itself

 

It was the "network" error while trying to enter jobs via quick job tab in this weekend for me and today i got a plenty of ...

 

"You have been kicked from the job. You are no longer on call."

"The host has left the finale screen."

"Getting stuck in the clouds while trying to connect."

"Connecting but seeing a blank finale board and getting stuck inside the arcade."

 

Noneless to say ... Diamond Cassino Heist is the only one which shows frequently these kinds of errors, but yet ... it happened before with me in other Heists, but not even close to the frequency of errors of the DCH, even if we consider the Original set of Heists.

 

I swear there's something wrong with R* servers, i can play active online multiplayer games such as COD/BF, Battle Royale games and i don't get any kind of Network errors, yet when it comes to GTA ... (Also ... it looks like a recent issue for me, had problems before but not like it is happening right now).

 

Gamebreaking bugs ... oh man ... i've made a heist with a good fella (City Fan 777 if he is around here) that was going really well (Big Con, Gruppe-6, all preps rights, Elite Challenge contender .... we got in the stairs to flee and guess what ... when we got into the main level, the enemy of the corridor was bugged/frozen in front of the camera, we tried to go via security room and guess what ... the other enemies were frozen too, we tried to rush to kill both guards in the room but guess what ... as soon we entered their vision they started to move again and shoot at us, i don't know why we rushed to the exit just to lose 15-20 mins .... until we managed to make a escape without being killed. (2~3AM, maybe that fella was also sleepy, but anyways ... bugged heist strikes again).

 

Also got one Bugstars approach that the camera managed to see one of us, yet we weren't close to a camera. (maybe the one in the laundry corridor saw through the wall since one of them was inside of the small vault).

 

Guards that are killed, but instead lives on the ground for one or two seconds and sounds the alarm. (even with a Pistol-whip insta-kill).

Guards that are killed but revive almost a second or two later.

 

I wish we could change/see the preps board while on the final heist prep board, just to see if i should quit before the host makes me lose time.

 

Got a Exotic barcode/strange nick Big Shot kid/teen today, the almighty, the master of all Heists, which whines on the open mic about how people can't do this heist, yet he lose like 5-7 min on the cargo elevator's hacking screen (Bugstars Entry) ... me and another friend was on the Heist ... we got via laundry room to the Vault level and killed all important guards on the Vault Checkpoint/Security Room on the same time as he was hacking. (PS: He F*cked up the heist while hacking on the Vault, so me and my friend insta-quitted). No messages but he was already pissed ...

 

These people for me looks they are the ones which rain hell in you with a Broomstick MK2 and Jets ... and of course ... complains or whine if you fight back and get some kills on him. (kids are getting either more dumber or really can't take a lose, no offense).

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2 hours ago, DuhBritishTea said:

Trying to join a DCH from quick jobs is like playing Russian roulette except every chamber is loaded with a bullet except for one.

 

You will experience:

You have been kicked from the job. You are no longer on call.

The host has left the finale screen.

No active diamond casino heist found.

Getting stuck in the clouds while trying to connect

Connecting but seeing a blank finale board and getting stuck inside the arcade

Lazy hosts who didn't do any optional preps 

and finally, gamebreaking bugs that will prevent you from finishing the heist itself

 

Casino QuickJob is a cesspool of Paleto Arcade low levels playing Bugstars and failing forever 

 

DCH QuickJob vs repeat your own DCH...: I get two low levels, 25% each and make them grab the diamonds from last year while vaping, then shelter in the sewers because chopper plan is too complicate for them(they may fall and die) and call it a day. The amount of bugs and disappointment when joining this heist from QuickJob is simply too high to be willing to join to help. 

Desktop-Screenshot-2021-06-21-02-45-20-75

 

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4 hours ago, Watain said:

So I've been trying to grind some vehicle cargo sales since this event went live. It's almost impossible to get a solo public session nowadays it seems. I succeeded once out of hundreds of tries joining a new session. I even use my sh*tty wifi and still it won't work. It always used to give in after switching sessions a few times.

If you're on ps4 try MTU 643 or 653, remember that it will be a longer loading in and may have to retry a few times till you load into the game.

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ilovefreebird
20 hours ago, TheFroggmann said:

You want me to play your game? Guess what, now you're playing mine. 

 

That's my way of looking at it. You are allowed to do whatever you want in this game - but so am I 🙃 good luck! Haha.

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Kiethblacklion
15 hours ago, Yosterix said:

@Kiethblacklion My apologies, it seems, after checking everywhere I could, that I was incorrect. And you could use the phone from the beginning.

Apology accepted.

 

 

15 hours ago, Watain said:

So I've been trying to grind some vehicle cargo sales since this event went live. It's almost impossible to get a solo public session nowadays it seems. I succeeded once out of hundreds of tries joining a new session. I even use my sh*tty wifi and still it won't work. It always used to give in after switching sessions a few times.

 

I find it hard to believe that it is merely coincidence that Rockstar does this vehicle cargo bonus event not long after patching the solo lobby NAT test trick on Xbox. 

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