The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Shiloh Comes]

10 hours ago, mareepx said:

The Mallard Stunt Plane is f*ckING sh*t I hate it so damn much and need to express it

 

I have full flying stats and the thing STILL shakes more than a hula dancer's grass skirt if she were out in the freezing cold and had 20 coffees.

 

Going to try a Lazer next hopefully that can do a knife flight without having a f*cking brain aneurysm every time it goes slightly on its side

 

Although, it's still more stable than the ALPHA-Z1 which, to join in with your excellent metaphor orgy, is like a meth'd-up Mexican jumping bean riding a pogo stick and lands with all the grace and poise of a cruise ship falling out of the sky in a metal box.

Edited March 31, 2021 by Shiloh Comes

[Talisman_83]

I find it hilarious when so-called tryhards beg you for a beach 1v1 after you've got them 1-0.

It's become my favourite past-time to go after high K/D warriors.

 

Droned a guy earlier who was killing a low level repeatedly, then sniped him from my favourite wallbreach, because f*ck him that's why.

It got to 5-0 before he eventually lost it and called his buddy to help.

Of course, neither of them got me once.

 

I'm sorry, but if you allow yourself to get killed not just once, but multiple times without realising what's going on, you're not a tryhard.

Your situational awareness is zero.

Take off that stupid makeup and combat gear as well.

 

Some kids have no idea what tryharding really is and are completely unprepared when they meet one.

Edited March 31, 2021 by Talisman_83

[Sam2150AD]

Picking up on the boats scenario, I agree with previous users and I myself have wished for a naval themed DLC. I originally thought it would be a cool idea to own a boathouse to store boats but then it suddenly hit me - the rear hatch of the superyachts are designed to store small boats and jetski's etc. There might be something there to explore.

But I do agree, boats are really under used in the game but I'm fully aware when looking at the map there's no 'need' for boats other than for novelty considering the lack of waterways.

[Ethereal_NYC_]

15 hours ago, UKPortista said:

I can live with rocking horse tools, jet k/d farmers, combat rolling, jiggly suicide queens, being called a noob constantly (+ ruder messages), Orbital 1-0 ers who spend $750,000 just to "own" you, money begging, 1v1 at the beach requests and all the other day-to-day knobbery you encounter in the game. However, God Mode trash can go and sh*t up a rope.

That is all.

 

also i have spent millions of dollars on gun lockers

 

so why do i still have to deal with that stupid gun glitch where all my guns show up in my inventory

 

get greifed because i have to cycle through 20 weapons smh

 

im activated now

 

how about when in cayo the guards have this weird ass snap animation where they sometimes jitter or slide into stationary positions

 

so annoying to be aiming knowing where a guard is going to stand, only to miss because he reverse moon walked at 10 mph SMH

 

also the inconsistencies with alerting the alarm during the heist

 

i have burned multiple guards alive with molotovs alarm doesnt go off

 

punch a guard and while im stomping him into tile the alarm begins screeching

 

aim at a guard and have him shoot you and curse at you in spanish only to kill kim and the alarm never goes off 

 

off the topic of cayo i always wondered why in the living hell is the heist where you play as a garbage man not replicated during the MC sell mission with garbage trucks

 

AAAAARRRGHHHHH

 

 

[Kiethblacklion]

21 hours ago, mareepx said:

The Mallard Stunt Plane is f*ckING sh*t I hate it so damn much and need to express it

 

I have full flying stats and the thing STILL shakes more than a hula dancer's grass skirt if she were out in the freezing cold and had 20 coffees.

 

Going to try a Lazer next hopefully that can do a knife flight without having a f*cking brain aneurysm every time it goes slightly on its side

This reminds me of a time I was flying a buzzard through downtown and as I approached two buildings I realized at the last moment that there wasn't enough room to go between them. I pulled back and hard right to try to bank away but the rotors hit and somehow my buzzard tipped over and while bouncing against the building, basically knifed its way between them. Tore the hell out of the chopper but it was funny as hell. 

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

18 hours ago, UKPortista said:

I can live with rocking horse tools, jet k/d farmers, combat rolling, jiggly suicide queens, being called a noob constantly (+ ruder messages), Orbital 1-0 ers who spend $750,000 just to "own" you, money begging, 1v1 at the beach requests and all the other day-to-day knobbery you encounter in the game. However, God Mode trash can go and sh*t up a rope.

That is all.

This is the current state of GTAO now, unfortunately majority of the online playerbase is childish who think all of the above is something to accomplish and make them feel competent in online.

Godmode is something I think R* don't give an utter sh*t about and something that will never be mended.

 

 

Edited March 31, 2021 by WageWar

[The_B1u3_Jay]

I don't know if anyone else has been experiencing this, but ever since the last update, I'm often getting lagged out of sessions. This hasn't been an issue in forever, but now it's back again. -_-

[Gaffa]

This forum update is trash. 

 

 

We're crayola kids now. 

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

4 minutes ago, Gaffa said:

This forum update is trash. 

 

 

We're crayola kids now. 

OH CRAP I'M FAMOUS!!

Its actually not too bad of a Irn Bru colored theme, its only a little too bright.

Edited April 1, 2021 by WageWar

[Gaffa]

Yeah it'll likely be cleared after today. Neato-ejecto-seato April fools joke but I guess I'm getting too old for it already, and I've only got a few grey hairs! 

[Shiloh Comes]

45 minutes ago, WageWar said:

Its actually not too bad of a Irn Bru colored theme, its only a little too bright.

 

I'm with the autistic guy on the other thread. I have Asperger's and to be honest this is nothing short of distressing. It's the color equivalent of someone letting off an airhorn in your ears.

[VCPR]

5 hours ago, Shiloh Comes said:

 

I'm with the autistic guy on the other thread. I have Asperger's and to be honest this is nothing short of distressing. It's the color equivalent of someone letting off an airhorn in your ears.

oh having enabled a worn vacuum cleaner :<

 

Spoiler

I get you pain since I have Asperger's too 

 

[Shiloh Comes]

1 hour ago, VCPR Official said:

oh having enabled a worn vacuum cleaner :<

 

  Reveal hidden contents

I get you pain since I have Asperger's too 

 

 

They had mercy on us a little and now I see it's just the highlight colour. Thanks, it's more bearable.

[Spider-Vice]

If the theme legitimately bothers some of you, you are free to revert by using the option at the bottom of the forum.

[GOKI JET]

This is the whining of a noob.

I hate Cayo Perico updates. A heist that can be played solo was long overdue.
But I did not want it to be "solo play is most efficient".
In the case of Diamond Casino Heist, me and my friends always got together to play it.
This was our way of making money and also a reason to play together.

But after Cayo Perico, things have changed. Everyone started playing solo and there were no more opportunities to play together.

And I am very bad at stealth, and this game is not designed for stealth play in the first place. Even if I could play perfectly, there is always the risk of being spotted by guards due to glitches.

So what I'm trying to say is that since Cayo Perico, I've always been poor in San Andreas, and I've lost friends who play GTA.

Thanks Rockstar. I will never play this game again.

[Nutduster]

On 3/30/2021 at 10:44 PM, UKPortista said:

I can live with rocking horse tools, jet k/d farmers, combat rolling, jiggly suicide queens, being called a noob constantly (+ ruder messages), Orbital 1-0 ers who spend $750,000 just to "own" you, money begging, 1v1 at the beach requests and all the other day-to-day knobbery you encounter in the game. However, God Mode trash can go and sh*t up a rope.

That is all.

 

For real. At least all the rest of the toxic idiots are playing the game as intended (even though the intention is a pile of dung).

 

Yesterday I went near a 3-man org running Stand Your Ground (yeah yeah, already a warning sign!). I landed on a rooftop and fired a rocket at the MC president. Hit him square between the eyes and he shrugged it off, because of course he did. I left the area and sent him a message that just said, "Cute." He proceeded to brag about how good he was, call me a coward and a pussy, tell me I didn't "have" to come to his baited trap, etc. In the end I just stayed in my Akula until he left the session. Can't be bothered with people like that.

[SlammerRPM]

^^^ Sounds like the group I ran across last night that had glitched inside City Hall.

[Talisman_83]

Is it just me or is this game running like a piece of sh*t now on PS4?

 

The game constantly freezes.

I'll select to bring up my phone or the menu and nothing happens for maybe 10-15 seconds.

Some serious lag is going on.

The map also fails to load at times.

 

The arcade drone is a disaster too - sometimes you'll be able to use the map whilst flying it, sometimes not.

Other players glitch inside your arcade too at times.

Its a total gamble as to whether you'll get kicked out of your RC vehicle when you try to launch it.

 

Godmode is still a thing.

The MK2 is still in the game.

The OC is still in the game.

The traffic and the cops need to calm the f*ck down.

 

Honestly, R* need to take a long hard look at what they're putting their name to, because its a f*cking joke.

Edited April 2, 2021 by Talisman_83

[suicidal_banana]

On 4/1/2021 at 10:55 AM, GOKI JET said:

This is the whining of a noob.

I hate Cayo Perico updates. A heist that can be played solo was long overdue.
But I did not want it to be "solo play is most efficient".
In the case of Diamond Casino Heist, me and my friends always got together to play it.
This was our way of making money and also a reason to play together.

But after Cayo Perico, things have changed. Everyone started playing solo and there were no more opportunities to play together.

And I am very bad at stealth, and this game is not designed for stealth play in the first place. Even if I could play perfectly, there is always the risk of being spotted by guards due to glitches.

So what I'm trying to say is that since Cayo Perico, I've always been poor in San Andreas, and I've lost friends who play GTA.

Thanks Rockstar. I will never play this game again.

 

I've been playing since launch and i pretty much agree, so you're not a whining noob tbh. That said i dont really agree that solo is most efficient, but thats what most guides say so what most people seem to think too. In my experience this heist is actually best with 2 players, if host is the type of person that gives player2 15% (and there's good loot in the compound & no big f- ups) they will walk away with more then having it done solo, the (understandable) 'problem' is that most players will not accept 15% for a heist with just 2 players.

 

In my opinion Cayo Perico heist is a clusterf*ck of missed opportunities and weird decisions, with a whole new level of buggy stealth, i sincerely hope that the dlc as a whole is the start of something good though, please give us more 'remote islands' in E&E, but better ones. Also sell me a god damn super overpriced mansion already, its been 7 years and "i have nothing left to buy/grind for".

So i guess my B&M is two-fold, the heist is kind of a let down, and the island should've been bigger with some 50mil and up mansions.
I just sorta have mixed feelings about this opinion though, because lets be real, we did get literally 'the biggest dlc yet' (a dlc actually worth of that title for once) that added new landmass, and still as a free update, pretty cool, besides im sure 90% or more of the playerbase actually is happy (because fast easy money) so i try not to think to much about the 'lesser' sides of CP and instead consider what this hopefully means for the future of online (more good money making methods & more remote islands)

[Kelt1993]

1 hour ago, suicidal_banana said:

 

I've been playing since launch and i pretty much agree, so you're not a whining noob tbh. That said i dont really agree that solo is most efficient, but thats what most guides say so what most people seem to think too. In my experience this heist is actually best with 2 players, if host is the type of person that gives player2 15% (and there's good loot in the compound & no big f- ups) they will walk away with more then having it done solo, the (understandable) 'problem' is that most players will not accept 15% for a heist with just 2 players.

 

In my opinion Cayo Perico heist is a clusterf*ck of missed opportunities and weird decisions, with a whole new level of buggy stealth, i sincerely hope that the dlc as a whole is the start of something good though, please give us more 'remote islands' in E&E, but better ones. Also sell me a god damn super overpriced mansion already, its been 7 years and "i have nothing left to buy/grind for".

So i guess my B&M is two-fold, the heist is kind of a let down, and the island should've been bigger with some 50mil and up mansions.
I just sorta have mixed feelings about this opinion though, because lets be real, we did get literally 'the biggest dlc yet' (a dlc actually worth of that title for once) that added new landmass, and still as a free update, pretty cool, besides im sure 90% or more of the playerbase actually is happy (because fast easy money) so i try not to think to much about the 'lesser' sides of CP and instead consider what this hopefully means for the future of online (more good money making methods & more remote islands)

I still hold out hope however foolish it may be that this update and island was just them testing how to make it all work to give us everything we originally thought it was going to be in the E+E

 

ill be back later this year in this very topic bitching how it wasn’t I know that deep down

[Hegedus.Roberto]

What are the effing chances of getting Mystery Reward on the Lucky Wheel, getting a car reward, and getting the same car twice.
Okay given not in a row, I won the first one last year, but today I won the PANTO of all cars for a second time on it.

[ventogt]

23 hours ago, Hegedus.Roberto said:

What are the effing chances of getting Mystery Reward on the Lucky Wheel, getting a car reward, and getting the same car twice.
Okay given not in a row, I won the first one last year, but today I won the PANTO of all cars for a second time on it.

Last time I got mystery rewards, it was a f*cking candy bar.  I'd rather have a Panto than a candy bar or clothing which is what I get 90% of the time

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

On 4/2/2021 at 2:07 PM, Talisman_83 said:

Is it just me or is this game running like a piece of sh*t now on PS4?

 

The game constantly freezes.

I'll select to bring up my phone or the menu and nothing happens for maybe 10-15 seconds.

Some serious lag is going on.

The map also fails to load at times.

 

The arcade drone is a disaster too - sometimes you'll be able to use the map whilst flying it, sometimes not.

Other players glitch inside your arcade too at times.

Its a total gamble as to whether you'll get kicked out of your RC vehicle when you try to launch it.

 

Godmode is still a thing.

The MK2 is still in the game.

The OC is still in the game.

The traffic and the cops need to calm the f*ck down.

 

Honestly, R* need to take a long hard look at what they're putting their name to, because its a f*cking joke.

For me its constant frame drops especially when there are hordes of cops surrounding me as well as occasionally freezing too, The game has been mostly unplayable on PS4 and I presume Xbox One for some time now. Its all in preparation for the EE version of GTA5 on PS5 and Xbox Series X

R* sincerely don't give two sh*ts anymore.

[gnomefromnome]

So...anyone else get $30,000 instead of the Podium Car?? I didn't even win the car, just checked both characters.

[Xiled]

9 hours ago, WageWar said:

For me its constant frame drops especially when there are hordes of cops surrounding me as well as occasionally freezing too, The game has been mostly unplayable on PS4 and I presume Xbox One for some time now. Its all in preparation for the EE version of GTA5 on PS5 and Xbox Series X

R* sincerely don't give two sh*ts anymore.

Unless your one of the few to have the game on ps5, regular ps4 is like 18fps with 20+ players and a ton of cops. One player will have dial up and make everything lag, you can get stuck in the door opening animation and so on. And if there is a bunch of things happening at the same time, the blue circles take a while to appear, it can take forever to enter/leave interiors and them being far away makes it take longer to teleport. Sometimes that causes you to get stuck on an endless black screen. 

[hyperar]

This f*cking game is f*cking infuriating, doing a Cayo Perico prep, my kosatka is on the other f*cking end of the map, return it to storage, then proceed to call it 20 times and never shows up, went to where it was originally, is not there either, 30 minutes wasted. f*ck THIS GAME, f*ck CAYO PERICO

[ten-a-penny]

On 3/31/2021 at 12:08 AM, mareepx said:

The Mallard Stunt Plane is f*ckING sh*t I hate it so damn much and need to express it

 

I have full flying stats and the thing STILL shakes more than a hula dancer's grass skirt if she were out in the freezing cold and had 20 coffees.

 

Going to try a Lazer next hopefully that can do a knife flight without having a f*cking brain aneurysm every time it goes slightly on its side

You wait until you try the Howard XZ1 or whatever the f*ck its called. Even looking at my DualShock causes the thing to perma-Barrel Roll itself into a wall. Will never purchase the plane because of that. Shame because I like its sleek design.

[SqualidCoyote]

I am never going to bother completing the Cayo Perico heist either alone, with friends or randoms. It's just so utterly tedious drawn out and joyless.

[Nutduster]

2 hours ago, SqualidCoyote said:

I am never going to bother completing the Cayo Perico heist either alone, with friends or randoms. It's just so utterly tedious drawn out and joyless.

 

You really should watch a few YouTube videos or have a friend who has done it a lot walk you through it. My group and I can burn through this entire heist, setup to finale, in a little over an hour. The finale itself takes literally minutes (usually about 10 of them).

 

I don't think it's as fun as the casino, but once you get used to it it's definitely not at all drawn out. Goes too fast to be tedious and the money is incomparable. I even occasionally enjoy myself a bit.

[Taterman]

5 hours ago, SqualidCoyote said:

I am never going to bother completing the Cayo Perico heist either alone, with friends or randoms. It's just so utterly tedious drawn out and joyless.

 

I struggled too at first...A LOT!!!

As mentioned, watch a couple videos and just take your time. It's still a good challenge for me still, but it's much better now after several times through. If you are on Xbox 1 I'd be happy to help you if you change your mind.