The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[No Homing]

8 hours ago, Bigglo145 said:

How would u know where it’ll spawn before you even start the mission? 
 

the thing i hate most about this game is glitchers, on ps4 and some guy had a bounty but was baited people to shoot him through the floor. I went to his blip 3x before i noticed he was sniping me through the ground or something. Couldnt even see him. I forgot to report him too but i hate those kinds of players

Where was he? 

[RCFerraz]

4 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

I personally cannot — for the life of me — stand the ones who just breathe through the mic in a race lobby. Like, there’s literally NO ONE else in the lobby with a mic. Why the f*ck do you have one on? And if it’s not incessant breathing or coughing, it’s some random loud ass background ambience or sh*tty earrape music. 
 

God forbid they give you an option to have anyone who’s not a friend automatically muted, no matter what lobby you’re in. 

 

It will only get worse once people start playing on the PS5 since the goddamn controller has a microphone that's always on by default unless you mute it, and some people can't be f*cked to do it.

 

Also, there is an option to have anyone who ain't your friend muted, just go to the Interaction Menu and scroll to the bottom, there should be an option called "Voice Chat" then just select the "friends" option or any other option that you see fit.

Edited February 28, 2021 by RCFerraz

[Arrows to Athens]

56 minutes ago, RCFerraz said:

Also, there is an option to have anyone who ain't your friend muted, just go to the Interaction Menu and scroll to the bottom, there should be an option called "Voice Chat" then just select the "friends" option or any other option that you see fit.

Doesn't apply to race, mission, deathmatch, etc. lobbies.

[RCFerraz]

Just now, Arrows to Athens said:

Doesn't apply to race, mission, deathmatch, etc. lobbies.

 

Funny, just assumed it did, mine is always turned to "everyone" so i just assumed it worked in those modes.

[gtafan26]

The current god mode glitch, sh*t is so easy to do even the idiots can do it,  left to scope out the island with 2 players doing it, came back and those players were joined by 3 more ( some were part of the same crew) so there was organization of gode mode players,  that was a quick switch sessions.

[Bigglo145]

6 hours ago, No Homing said:

Where was he? 

He was around the area near the helicopter pad at vespucci beach. Around the canals. I was looking for his blip, he was nowhere around but then id get killed buy a sniper. After the third time i noticed he was either in the ground or invisible because i was right on top of his blip.

[88Mumm_Ra88]

Nightclub sale. Full stock driving that piece of sh*t the pounder. Three drops. On my way to the last one through the vinewood hills and two merryweather messas spawn right in front of me blocking the narrow fkn lane I'm trying to crawl up in that turd of a truck. I get out to atomize the merryweather fks blocking the way and of course a panicked npc car rear ends the pounder and promptly catches fire setting the pounder on fire too destroying it. 

 

Think I'm just gonna sell at lower levels now so I'm in the speedo because driving that pounder, especially up hill, is just steaming hot garbage. Also means leech Tony won't pinch 100k too l suppose which really pisses me off. Daily fees are a fkn joke aswell what with broken car spawns but hey ho I'm sure it won't be fixed until E&E is out, which l'm not buying because l refuse to put money in the pocket of that prick of a ceo over at taketwo. 

[partci]

Why would you mod your a** up to R3000 when you can't FN finish a Pac Standard finale, even when you play it on EASY?

 

FN retards.

[hugh750]

On 7/30/2018 at 4:47 AM, Gridl0k said:

Getting pretty f*cking bored of being such an obvious NPC magnet. 

 

the other day i was walking down one of the streets in los santos and a cop car swerved and hit me and i got wanted.

[Xiled]

1 hour ago, hugh750 said:

the other day i was walking down one of the streets in los santos and a cop car swerved and hit me and i got wanted.

Why did you hit them?

[ilovefreebird]

10 hours ago, 88Mumm_Ra88 said:

Think I'm just gonna sell at lower levels now so I'm in the speedo because driving that pounder, especially up hill, is just steaming hot garbage. Also means leech Tony won't pinch 100k too l suppose which really pisses me off. 

 

Selling at a lower amount will still get 10% taken off the top, so that doesn't actually matter - but yeah, I only sell at 90 units or less because the Mule and Pounder are just garbage.

[Xiled]

18 minutes ago, ilovefreebird said:

 

Selling at a lower amount will still get 10% taken off the top, so that doesn't actually matter - but yeah, I only sell at 90 units or less because the Mule and Pounder are just garbage.

And remember the pounder with the turret on top, can't fit through the bridge leading to Mt. Chiliad 

[NULL AND VOID]

Wtf is with catchup races? My car dies and 2nd place passes me at 150mph. Just thought someone should mention this for the 100,000th

[GTAMamba]

Anybody getting the glitch on the gather Intel mission where you drive the plane to the point and it doesn't take you to the island?

 

That's happened to me 2 of the last 3 times.

[Xiled]

8 hours ago, NULL AND VOID said:

Wtf is with catchup races? My car dies and 2nd place passes me at 150mph. Just thought someone should mention this for the 100,000th

Lets slow down 1st place and not just slow you down but give your car like 1/2 the power. Lets also give 2nd place a speed boost but not just a speed boost, lets give the car an uncapped speed increase. Nevermind the mario kart boost at the start of races. 

 

Oh your also behind someone trying to brake for a corner? Well f*ck you, no slowing down for you. 

 

Fun fact, both will make it worse for players in the back to catch up. Mario Kart is much better in this case... Mario Kart 64 as well. A game that released 17 years before gtao... 

 

Fun fact, if your doing a lap race with those things on, 1st place can actually slipstream if you catch other racers. 

 

[Taterman]

4 hours ago, GTAMamba said:

Anybody getting the glitch on the gather Intel mission where you drive the plane to the point and it doesn't take you to the island?

 

That's happened to me 2 of the last 3 times.

 

It happened to me, but it was a couple weeks ago. Hasn't happened since.

[SlammerRPM]

After learning the hard way several times (like a $Million sale). Anytime something goes wrong on a delivery mission I immediately dashboard my game and restart.

[tsto]

Unlimited enemy respawns at the Cayo Perico Heist when the alarm is raised is absolute garbage. That shouldn't be a thing.

[Xiled]

4 hours ago, tsto said:

Unlimited enemy respawns at the Cayo Perico Heist when the alarm is raised is absolute garbage. That shouldn't be a thing.

When you copy one of the worst designs from casino heist missions. 

[TheFroggmann]

17 hours ago, GTAMamba said:

Anybody getting the glitch on the gather Intel mission where you drive the plane to the point and it doesn't take you to the island?

 

That's happened to me 2 of the last 3 times.

 

Very familiar with this one. For me it seems to happen most of the time when I try to run the heist back to back. 

 

 

[88Mumm_Ra88]

13 minutes ago, TheFroggmann said:

 

Very familiar with this one. For me it seems to happen most of the time when I try to run the heist back to back. 

 

 

I find the best way to prevent this happening is to pay for the set up cost then swap session and do the mission immediately when you load in. I've noticed if you are in a session for a while then do the usual same tired, repetitive, boring af gta mission of go from point a to point b, kill some dudes, steal something then take it to point c you get that nonsense where the velum doesn't load to the island.

 

And while this is a b&m thread and not advice thread, l'm going to bitch about that one dude who always stands right by the velum so if you missile lock him it blows up the plane too. I take great pleasure in painting his brains over the side of the velum now with my sniper but the fact they programmed this into the job pisses me off and it's yet another ploy to waste even more of your time, keep you in freeroam doing menial sh*t and steal your cash with daily fees. 

[TheFroggmann]

Just now, 88Mumm_Ra88 said:

I find the best way to prevent this happening is to pay for the set up cost then swap session and do the mission immediately when you load in. I've noticed if you are in a session for a while then do the usual same tired, repetitive, boring af gta mission of go from point a to point b, kill some dudes, steal something then take it to point c you get that nonsense where the velum doesn't load to the island.

 

And while this is a b&m thread and not advice thread, l'm going to bitch about that one dude who always stands right by the velum so if you missile lock him it blows up the plane too. I take great pleasure in painting his brains over the side of the velum now with my sniper but the fact they programmed this into the job pisses me off and it's yet another ploy to waste even more of your time, keep you in freeroam doing menial sh*t and steal your cash with daily fees. 

 

It all depends on where you are. I have noticed lately if I buzz the plane in my Sparrow he'll wake up and take cover "behind" the suitcase or blown up baller. If you don't approach he'll just stand there with his thumb up his ass. 

 

Oh and another B&M I wish R* would stop including the Velum in these heists/missions I have never flown an aircraft in this game that wants to crash more then this pile of sh*t. It's like it always has a negative elevator trim engaged. You would also think it would be faster being a turboprop and all. 

[DuhBritishTea]

1 hour ago, TheFroggmann said:

I wish R* would stop including the Velum in these heists/missions I have never flown an aircraft in this game that wants to crash more then this pile of sh*t. It's like it always has a negative elevator trim engaged. You would also think it would be faster being a turboprop and all. 

Flying to Cayo in that thing has to be one of the most unenjoyable experiences ever.

[El Cavilldo]

Now that R* is selling their 'all-time greatest hits' cars on discount during the Los Santos Celebration, I noticed how poorly the Adder has aged: barely customizable and very unimpressive compared with other cars from the same 'generation'.

If not for it's legendary status among the OG players, it would be a car you could take from the street and drive to your garage.

GTA Online should launch a 'Legacy Edition' of old cars with a Benny's treatment.

Edited March 1, 2021 by El Cavilldo

[KODRB]

22 hours ago, GTAMamba said:

Anybody getting the glitch on the gather Intel mission where you drive the plane to the point and it doesn't take you to the island?

 

That's happened to me 2 of the last 3 times.

 

Has happened every time for me after the first time time I replayed the mission after the Madrazzo files. Every time.

 

Edit: and before anyone asks it doesn't matter if I load right into Online and jump right into the mission or take my time doing other stuff, I have tried everything and none of it has worked for me. Switching sessions, restarting the whole game, uninstalling and reinstalling, everything. I also have the lovely pleasure of ALWAYS getting Lago Zancudo for plane location as well. Even if I destroy the plane, the missions is Lago Zancudo again. Every. Single. Time.

Edited March 2, 2021 by KODRB

[GTAMamba]

3 hours ago, El Cavilldo said:

Now that R* is selling their 'all-time greatest hits' cars on discount during the Los Santos Celebration, I noticed how poorly the Adder has aged: barely customizable and very unimpressive compared with other cars from the same 'generation'.

If not for it's legendary status among the OG players, it would be a car you could take from the street and drive to your garage.

GTA Online should launch a 'Legacy Edition' of old cars with a Benny's treatment.

I love the stock wheels on the Adder I just hate that you can't paint them black. Throw in the lack of livery options along with having no way to paint the interior and you're right that the Adder leaves a lot to be desired in comparison to other hyper cars.

[GTAMamba]

Just won a 6 person stunt race that took me at least 20 minutes to set up as well as wait for people and what do I win? What do I get for my time?

 

Under 15 grand. Fvcking double money and the winner of a 6 person stunt race wins less than 15 thousand dollars. Max bet $1,000? There's a weaponless done buggy that costs 2.3 million!! These race payouts are absolutely laughable.

 

You would think with Cayo out they would give a boost to some of these older game modes/missions but nope. Can't have people actually making money in any of the fun game modes. What a joke. 

[Rumblebud]

 

2nd run:

 

 

 

These high and mighty bastards sure know how to kill excitement.

[Taterman]

2 hours ago, GTAMamba said:

Just won a 6 person stunt race that took me at least 20 minutes to set up as well as wait for people and what do I win? What do I get for my time?

 

Under 15 grand. Fvcking double money and the winner of a 6 person stunt race wins less than 15 thousand dollars. Max bet $1,000? There's a weaponless done buggy that costs 2.3 million!! These race payouts are absolutely laughable.

 

You would think with Cayo out they would give a boost to some of these older game modes/missions but nope. Can't have people actually making money in any of the fun game modes. What a joke. 

 

 

       

[SlammerRPM]

A B&M that's definitely a repeat. since it's finally double money week for CEO crates. I'm able to sell all five of my warehouses that have been sitting fully loaded for the past three or four months. And to be expected, the yellow delivery circle issues during the Titan drop mission are still broken. After I complained to R* Support about them, along with many others here, several months ago. Out of ten drops, the first six work perfectly fine then on the seventh one I get the prompt to drop, and nothing happens. Along with targets 8, 9, and 10. And I make multiple attempts without success before dashboarding my game. At least I only lost three crates.