The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Arrows to Athens]

33 minutes ago, Lupo-Akane said:

The flipping ads that pop up when entering the forums is getting old..

Post-COVID ads.

[Jammsbro]

On 12/19/2020 at 6:23 PM, Cavot said:

If one character has you this tilted, I'd hate to see you play a game where character development is important lol

Please tell me what character development has to do with one sh*tty anooying character?

Ruby Rhod had just as much character development as english dave and are you saying that means he's not annoying?

[JRC99]

Who is the thunder-c*nt that decided we needed an 8 hour cooldown between Music Locker missions, anyway?

[Arrows to Athens]

Why do the prep missions have timers anyway? It just makes them more frustrating for no reason.

[NULL AND VOID]

F***ing bloody asshole!!! Just when I think English Dave can't get any worse he gets me KILLED with a long winded phone call I can't skip... 

[The_B1u3_Jay]

3 hours ago, NULL AND VOID said:

F***ing bloody asshole!!! Just when I think English Dave can't get any worse he gets me KILLED with a long winded phone call I can't skip... 

Pausing the game skips his phone calls. I've actually tried doing one of his missions, but they've glitched numerous times and never let me complete them.

Edited December 27, 2020 by AwesomO4000

[The_B1u3_Jay]

I literally encountered a group of screeching 8 year old kids earlier. (This means that they weren't even born when the game was announced, and they were only 1 year old when it released.) One of them was even playing a MrBossFTW video that could be heard through his headset. After assaulting my ears with their screeching and after forcing me to listen to MrBossFTW's awful videos, I did what any reasonable person would do and I started spawn killing them.

 

And I don't even feel bad about it.

Edited December 27, 2020 by AwesomO4000

[Arrows to Athens]

GTA Online in 2020:

 

 

We still haven't completed the tutorial, guys. It's been 7 years and we still can't pass it. Tutorial too OP.

[TheFroggmann]

7 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Why do the prep missions have timers anyway? It just makes them more frustrating for no reason.

 

Try trying to complete them with the delivery bug in full effect... 7 f*ckING times today, different sessions just to try to complete 4 setups. 

 

Sometimes I wish there was a way to kill Pavel. Sumbich needs to learn to OPEN THE f*ckING DOOR WHEN THE BOSS HAS 5 HELECOPTERS AND 2 BOATS UP HIS ASS!

[SlammerRPM]

Hadn't done the Pac Standard finale in a while so I joined to make some quick cash. WRONG. How the H%#$ do players with 200+ ranks not know how to complete this finale??

They all got to the bikes easy enough. Then everyone gets killed driving down the highway. JEEEZE!

[Taterman]

I still don't understand why people buy Shark Cards. If you don't like the game enough to make (easy) money legit, why bother?

[Octane]

10 minutes ago, Taterman said:

I still don't understand why people buy Shark Cards. If you don't like the game enough to make (easy) money legit, why bother?

The same reason people pay for OnlyFans.

[Schokoladeka]

Just saw this new "soviet stealth bomber" and it costs money to swap between ammo types and other modifications; it costs ~$100K every single time you modify something. Hahahahahahahaha. Keep grinding dumb sh*ts so you can modify your plane's ammo type for ~$100K, hahahahahahaha.

[T-ru]

I hate this flour, I mean snow, it's make the game to look awful like textures, draw distance, especially the vegetation in the far they are white and then become green + white ... just like the game is with low graphics settings, i can't see nothing only fog and snowflakes.

[Gridl0k]

Someone tell me if there's a way to put BP tyres on my phantom wedge, my brain moved on from Special Vehicles a long long time ago. Was nice to go back to my warehouse though

[AUScowboy]

R* are so inconsistent and annoying across the board. The snow sucks, it's fun for maybe 2 days and then it becomes a good excuse not to play their old ass broken game.

[Watain]

On 12/4/2020 at 8:04 AM, suicidal_banana said:

December 10th you will be disappointed that CP'77 is nothing like GTA (and not really like the trailers we've seen either, see recent reviews talking about slow paced rpg game and not fast paced shooter) and around the 12th 13th you'll remember you should keep an eye on GTA:O, at the latest around the 20th you will be playing the new heist  

 

December 27th, I'm still having a blast with CP2077 despite its (for me) few bugs. Haven't even tried out/been to Cayo yet, nor am I intrigued to play it from what I've seen of it.

 

I seriously hope the "enhanced" new gen version will update a lot of mechanics and whatnot. I think the game really shows its age now and that's becoming more and more of a dealbreaker to me. It feels way too stiff and clunky for my taste.

Edited December 27, 2020 by Watain

[JRC99]

I'd still like to sell all the sh*t I don't use. I'll never step foot in the Terrorbyte or bunker again. It just clutters up my radar. 

 

I want to go back to being a street thug without creating a new character!

[partci]

17 minutes ago, Watain said:

... It feels way too stiff and clunky for my taste.

The amount of effort needed to get into a door or to climb stairs if you are in a slightly different angle towards them, makes me want to scream.

[suicidal_banana]

2 hours ago, Watain said:

 

December 27th, I'm still having a blast with CP2077 despite its (for me) few bugs. Haven't even tried out/been to Cayo yet, nor am I intrigued to play it from what I've seen of it.

 

I seriously hope the "enhanced" new gen version will update a lot of mechanics and whatnot. I think the game really shows its age now and that's becoming more and more of a dealbreaker to me. It feels way too stiff and clunky for my taste.

 

I mean, im happy for you that you are enjoying the game (to an extend i did too) but looking at these forums and elsewhere, what i described did happen for a large group of people, way to many were super hyped about cp'77 expecting gta6 & then one day after release they all started screaming and demanding refunds lmao, meanwhile gta:o is seeing a big rise in active players again, im seeing people from my friend list that i've literally not seen in years, i think its safe to say gta 'won' this one. For now.

 

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On a side-note:

Spoiler

I did enjoy cp'77 too (pretty great story highlights) but after one playthrough im already bored of it/done with it & im highly annoyed by its very mediocre quality everything, you can tell that they scrapped what they had & started this specific version of the game like a year ago at most (everything but story is rushed/half assed, and theres holes in the story you can notice while playing normally, but if you look at quest 'names' in the save file, half the story is actually cut away too) and its a real shame how they just removed all the shown goodness & promised features, all so they could make a quick and dirty new version to push out the door for a release because some manager somewhere got fed up with the development cycle, its an incomplete & buggy mess that should've never been released, and its kinda painful how 70% of the cp'77 map is just re-using the same 15-20 buildings shoved into each-other in new and imaginative ways, with 0 regard for logic (see below example) while the 2013 gta5 we're playing (that took half as long to be developed by the way) has like a 80-90% unique world....

Spoiler

This picture was taken right next to Judy's appartment, but this kind of utter low quality sh*t is all over the entire map:

 

Just so we're clear about how close this is to whats bscly one of the most hyped up npcs:

First arrow is Judy's appartment, second arrow is where the pic was taken.

Again, i did enjoy the game, and i dislike comparing it to GTA on principle, but its painfully obvious they rushed out a version of it that had a LOT of its content cut & it shows, and at the most basic level, comparing the world quality to GTA isnt unfair if you ask me. I dont have high hopes that cp'77 will get fixed, they essentially have to redo the entire core of the game to deal with some of its most glaring issues, and considering any chances on profits bscly vanished when they f-ed up the launch, and its not backed by piles of sony money like NMS was, this game is gonna get very little fixes & 1-2 dlc at most, wich will be some of the stuff that was finished but got cut in the last second (read: last few months, stuff like the earlier mentioned missing quests, or the obviously finished & feature-complete multiplayer thats all over the game files, but missing its main 'archive' file)

 

[NULL AND VOID]

13 hours ago, Taterman said:

I still don't understand why people buy Shark Cards. If you don't like the game enough to make (easy) money legit, why bother?

 

Aw c'mon man. You got people paying $10 or $20 a month on reddit to give a thumbs up. 

 

Let people buy a shark card. It's their money. Not like they are celebrities or anything...just normal people spending on one of their fav games.

[JoeBoneless]

i still find it completely stupid theres a section on this page for another video game about cowboys. i mean yea its made by the same company but i dont see any forums for Body Harvest on here. I hate cowboys.

[The_B1u3_Jay]

1 hour ago, NULL AND VOID said:

 

Aw c'mon man. You got people paying $10 or $20 a month on reddit to give a thumbs up. 

 

Let people buy a shark card. It's their money. Not like they are celebrities or anything...just normal people spending on one of their fav games.

Yeah, and them buying shark cards is what keeps this game alive with free updates.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

Based Muta spittin straight fax as always

 

 

[suicidal_banana]

4 minutes ago, YELLOW ZOOMER WITH DRONE said:

Based Muta spittin straight fax as always

 

Whos that, what is gfuel, how can somebody grow a beard but still have a squeaky voice, and why did i watch several minutes of that trash?

[Arrows to Athens]

16 hours ago, Octane said:

The same reason people pay for OnlyFans.

Except with OnlyFans, you can only access the content by paying, unlike in GTA Online where you can access the content without having to pay real money.

[NULL AND VOID]

1 hour ago, YELLOW ZOOMER WITH DRONE said:

Based Muta spittin straight fax as always

 

 

 

I dont know wtf this is but alot of talking. But it's the players who got this game f*cked up imo. These lame ass teens and sh*t adults need to fall back...

[Arrows to Athens]

Rockstar, please explain how I'm supposed to see anything around my vicinity if my radar is zoomed in 1000000 f*cking times, you thick, brainless idiots?

 

Edited December 28, 2020 by Arrows to Athens

[Shadowfennekin]

I can't wait for the snow to f*ck off so I can play again

[JRC99]

1 minute ago, Shadowfennekin said:

I can't wait for the snow to f*ck off so I can play again

If I had my way, I'd quit with the snow. 

 

What I'd do is expand North Yankton, add it, and put the snow THERE in the winter. 

 

But alas, that'll never happen.