The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Kremita]

I Seriously don’t understand how people complain that the Economy is broken in GTAO, but still keep on asking for more heists. Each heist is gonna make it worst.

[No Homing]

7 hours ago, JetNormalGuy said:

At the time of writing this, I'm currently getting chased by a level 360 who's desperetly trying to kill me, its been going on for an hour now, I got six kills but he still is trying to kill me. Dont these kd warriors ever give up?

He must be a bad KD warrior if he's losing by 6 kills, lol.

Clearly he wasn't a KD warrior.

20 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

What in the ever living actual f*ck is going on with my Kotaska? 

 

 

The aftermath:

 

 

This game is so poorly made, it's f*cking unreal.

 

I had the same thing, but with my Sparrow. Tried to enter the sub but it grabbed me like a gator and pulled me into the sea. I was stuck swimming in place and ewo'd. Respawned and was running on the spot. Blew myself up, and was able to move again. Got my Sparrow again, tried to enter sub and you guessed it, exact same thing happened again. So I just joined a new session.

This update is severely buggy.

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

20 hours ago, Testarossa said:

i hate snow so f*cking much, i just crashed my heli into the sea two times because i couldn't tell where the ground is at. it's a pain in the ass to do the prep missions if you can't tell what's 5 feet in front of you.

 I think the snow has become more intense and foggier, that's just my 2 cents.

I was trying to switch off the radio in my apartment only for me to teleport through the wall to the bedroom and turn it off in there.

This game is beyond mending, its like R* want to distribute this concept of teleportation. f*cking bunch of numb nuts.

Edited December 24, 2020 by PicklePrick

[Talisman_83]

Just found out that on PC, modders can now join your invite only session, in addition to discovering that they can take you out of your own CEO.

Thank f*ck I don't play on PC and I sincerely question anyone who does (play in freemode on PC that is, I totally get FiveM etc)

Edited December 24, 2020 by Talisman_83

[No Homing]

1 minute ago, Talisman_83 said:

Just found out that on PC, modders can now join your invite only session, in addition to discovering that they can take you out of your own CEO.

Thank f*ck I don't play on PC and I sincerely question anyone who does (play in freemode on PC that is, I totally get FiveM etc)

They can also force you into their session while you're in SP.

 

Oh and on console its possible, under specific circumstances, to join someone's invite only session without an invite.

[Rooni]

Isn't exclusive to GTA, but I am literally so sick and tired of people using the "its just a game" or the "i have a life" excuse. I've heard this for literally over 15 years now and it is the laziest, cheapest excuse you can say. This false sense of moral superiority is the most asinine thing I've come across. 

Like take example this guy blew up my cargo so I ended up playing cat and mouse with him all over the map. I'd get a few kills on him, then he'd rpg spam me or something and run away while I respawned. Eventually I just stopped chasing him and called him out for running all over the map and then he says "imagine taking a game like GTA seriously".

Bruh. He took it serious enough to get to level 200. 

I'm not really offended about cargo getting blown up as it's just how GTA is, I'm tired of the same "hurr durr I'm better than u and u live in mommys basement! I have a lyfe!!!!!! u dont!!!!!" charade.... it's overplayed to hell

[El Cavilldo]

1 hour ago, Rooni said:

Isn't exclusive to GTA, but I am literally so sick and tired of people using the "its just a game" or the "i have a life" excuse. I've heard this for literally over 15 years now and it is the laziest, cheapest excuse you can say. This false sense of moral superiority is the most asinine thing I've come across. 

Like take example this guy blew up my cargo so I ended up playing cat and mouse with him all over the map. I'd get a few kills on him, then he'd rpg spam me or something and run away while I respawned. Eventually I just stopped chasing him and called him out for running all over the map and then he says "imagine taking a game like GTA seriously".

Bruh. He took it serious enough to get to level 200. 

I'm not really offended about cargo getting blown up as it's just how GTA is, I'm tired of the same "hurr durr I'm better than u and u live in mommys basement! I have a lyfe!!!!!! u dont!!!!!" charade.... it's overplayed to hell

 

sh*tty players think a game is trivial... as long as they're winning.

Edited December 24, 2020 by El Cavilldo

[Arrows to Athens]

So I'm driving around in my Toreador when this Mk2 decides to approach and try to blow me up, but falls victim to my rocket instead. I drive off and his CEO boyfriend teleports to his facility and kills me with the pathetic cryhard sky cannon to avenge his boyfriend's death. 

 

Really? Almost a million dollars to avenge your boyfriend's death which was brought upon himself? You couldn't even at least TRY to get a revenge kill on me by putting in at least an iota of effort? Give me a f*cking break. You people need to stop taking this game so seriously and soften up. lmao

 

The most toxic addition to this game alongside the Mk2.

Edited December 24, 2020 by Arrows to Athens

[JetNormalGuy]

14 hours ago, No Homing said:

He must be a bad KD warrior if he's losing by 6 kills, lol.

Clearly he wasn't a KD warrior.

Yeah, Ive been getting assaulted by wannabe try-hard these days, probably some dudes who had a bad day and is releasing his anger on other players.

PS: He orbital cannoned me, sent me a "hahaha noob" message then left the lobby.

[éX-Driver]

It’s simply mad just how broken the DJ missions are. It’s a total crapshoot on if you’ll actually be able to complete them, because there’s at least a 50% chance they’ll glitch out part way through. If it weren’t for the reboot trick that lets you retry them over and over, it would take WEEKS to be able to get them done, with it being pure chance. f*ck the person who put them on an 8 hour timer, and the person who made them reliant on RNG to even start in the first place. I hope their computer shorts out and electrocutes them.

[ilovefreebird]

"SecuroServe is currently unavailable. Please try again later."

 

A 4-year old annoyance that only seems to pop up when I need my Buzzard or Ghost Org in a hurry.

[JRC99]

It's a 7 year old game and we still can't mute these annoying f*ckers.

 

No, Agatha, I do not want to help with the Casino.

 

No, Lester, I'm not buying a f*cking Arcade nor do I feel like continuing the Doomsday heist.

 

LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE

 

EDIT: So you can turn off the popups! Nice. Still hear the sound which is annoying. 

I decided to buy an arcade because I remember doing the preps solo. What I did not remember is having to be in a public session to use the terminal. F*ck that sh*t. 

Edited December 25, 2020 by JRC99

[Arrows to Athens]

Why do you just randomly f*cking stop in the middle of an intersection, you bitch?

 

 

Edited December 25, 2020 by Arrows to Athens

[Shadowfennekin]

f*ck Pavel, we should have been reunited with Bogdan. Poor guy is unloved and hunted both in Russia and here, he needs a happy ending 

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

Going through the process of selecting the RC Bandito from the interaction menu plus the lengthy time of the loading screen for it to spawn is becoming a real pain in my ass now.

Edited December 25, 2020 by PicklePrick

[Bigglo145]

Why is it so hard to unlock paints? I want the metal paints and the gold paint for rims but i have to win races but i never find open rally races 

[whywontyoulisten]

3 hours ago, Bigglo145 said:

Why is it so hard to unlock paints? I want the metal paints and the gold paint for rims but i have to win races but i never find open rally races 

Use the Find Players section. Lots of other people wanting to trade wins etc. It's still a stupid mechanic though.

[No Homing]

4 hours ago, PicklePrick said:

Going through the process of selecting the RC Bandito from the interaction menu plus the lengthy time of the loading screen for it to spawn is becoming a real pain in my ass now.

And then you get kicked out back on foot half the time. Spent a million on something that barely works.

[ForDer089]

[Rotorhead359]

11 hours ago, JRC99 said:

I decided to buy an arcade because I remember doing the preps solo. What I did not remember is having to be in a public session to use the master control terminal. F*ck that sh*t.

You actually remember it correctly. Rockstar has changed that later. RIP buying supplies in invite-only sessions, it was nice for the whole few hours that it lasted.

But since the thing accidentally allowed steals and sells in any session type, they locked the whole thing to public, a lazy "fix"

They should have fixed it properly to allow its use to buy supplies in any session.

Edited December 25, 2020 by AirWolf359

[JRC99]

9 minutes ago, AirWolf359 said:

You actually remember it correctly. Rockstar has changed that later. RIP buying supplies in invite-only sessions, it was nice for the whole few hours that it lasted.

But since the thing accidentally allowed steals and sells in any session type, they locked the whole thing to public, a lazy "fix"

They should have fixed it properly to allow its use to buy supplies in any session.

F*cking ridiculous. 

 

Damn C* 

[suicidal_banana]

This 8 hour cooldown on the english douchebag missions is just plain sh*t, 2ce now i've gotten blown up, first by a cheater exploding all, second by a griefer seeing a need to blow me up, thanks guys! at this rate i aint unlocking the car until its actually up for sale...

[itsallup]

On 12/24/2020 at 3:53 AM, Rooni said:

Isn't exclusive to GTA, but I am literally so sick and tired of people using the "its just a game" or the "i have a life" excuse. I've heard this for literally over 15 years now and it is the laziest, cheapest excuse you can say. This false sense of moral superiority is the most asinine thing I've come across. 

Like take example this guy blew up my cargo so I ended up playing cat and mouse with him all over the map. I'd get a few kills on him, then he'd rpg spam me or something and run away while I respawned. Eventually I just stopped chasing him and called him out for running all over the map and then he says "imagine taking a game like GTA seriously".

Bruh. He took it serious enough to get to level 200. 

I'm not really offended about cargo getting blown up as it's just how GTA is, I'm tired of the same "hurr durr I'm better than u and u live in mommys basement! I have a lyfe!!!!!! u dont!!!!!" charade.... it's overplayed to hell

 

People who only treat it as just a game and have a life usually dont even have time to explain that to others. They just quit the game

[JRC99]

Hang on one damn second...

 

If you turn down a Music Locker mission, does that reset the f*cking timer?!

 

I turned one down because I'm trying to do the Keinemusik missions, and then had to leave so closed the game. When I rebooted, I never got a call!

[No Homing]

1 hour ago, JRC99 said:

Hang on one damn second...

 

If you turn down a Music Locker mission, does that reset the f*cking timer?!

 

I turned one down because I'm trying to do the Keinemusik missions, and then had to leave so closed the game. When I rebooted, I never got a call!

Yes, close app if you get the wrong one.

[Standard Deluxe 59]

6 hours ago, suicidal_banana said:

This 8 hour cooldown on the english douchebag missions is just plain sh*t, 2ce now i've gotten blown up, first by a cheater exploding all, second by a griefer seeing a need to blow me up, thanks guys! at this rate i aint unlocking the car until its actually up for sale...

You can do them in an invite only session. 

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

18 hours ago, No Homing said:

And then you get kicked out back on foot half the time. Spent a million on something that barely works.

That's exactly what occurred with me yesterday, I tried to load up the RC Bandito and while it was loading to spawn, the game decided to kick me out of it. Its worthless.

Edited December 26, 2020 by PicklePrick

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

17 hours ago, ForDer089 said:

YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID YOUR PARKING TICKET!

[Arrows to Athens]

18 hours ago, No Homing said:

And then you get kicked out back on foot half the time. Spent a million on something that barely works.

This actually happened to me a couple days ago. Selected my Bandito, waited for 20 seconds on a black screen, and my character literally stepped out of the Bandito. I think this half-assed update broke something. 

[Lupo-Akane]

The flipping ads that pop up when entering the forums is getting old..