The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Commander S]

10 hours ago, Schokoladeka said:

I bet 90% of you that diss this new Online DLC will be the first ones to jump straight into it.

 

 

Proud 10%er, here: I won't actually be able to play this new update at this rate, because I refuse to buy a f***ing military-grade submarine, for the same reason why I've never bought a bunker, or a facility, etc.

 

I prefer my crime sandbox games to be more like Drive or Heat, and not some daft G.I. Joe knockoff - and I say that as someone who'd actually play a dedicated G.I. Joe open-world game.

[Xiled]

4 hours ago, Angry Akula said:

Seems like my NC's been hit by the south american goods bug, despite shuffling operators several times, still persists. A bug that's been in the game since AH released over 2 years ago, and C* has no intention of fixing.

Goes to business, shows it producing. Goes to club, says I need to start production. Isn't fun how its that broken business again being a pain? And also fun how its of course the business that pays out the best for both, and both are broken. 

[SlammerRPM]

Another B&M about MC raids. Even though R* claims that it's just part of the game design.

Last night while attempting to resupply my bunker from the arcade MCT. The instant I activated my MC caused a raid on my cocaine business. Followed immediately by another one on my meth place. And I had just sold all of my MC businesses and hour earlier.

They were ALL EMPTY!!

 

[HamwithCheese]

12 hours ago, Schokoladeka said:

I bet 90% of you that diss this new Online DLC will be the first ones to jump straight into it.

Oh yeah, you know it. Day one I'm gonna buy an arbitrary property, spend even more money on preps, arrive to the island, laugh at the mission design and bad ai, finish off one heist and pop in something else and try to take a vacation from this vacation.

Edited December 11, 2020 by HamwithCheese

[Arrows to Athens]

3 hours ago, HamwithCheese said:

Oh yeah, you know it. Day one I'm gonna buy an arbitrary property, spend even more money on preps, arrive to the island, laugh at the mission design and bad ai, finish off one heist and pop in something else and try to take a vacation from this vacation.

Sounds just about accurate.

[Gridl0k]

I hope this update fixes some of the clusterf*ck that is joining and launching DC heists.

[dragosani00]

14 hours ago, TheFroggmann said:

Ehh... I'll be jumping in. I have a stupid amount of money so why not, it's just virtual currency. As for AW, by the time I bought what I was interested in, figured out what was trash an what was fun to keep I was only down roughly 26 Mil. Easy to make back up. 

 

As for this one, I'll buy what interests me. I may even play this heist (I hate heists) since it is the first you can do solo. 

Same here, I have plenty of dough and 4 full large warehouses on one character & 4 at 70% on my main character "in the bank" waiting for the next double sale week anyway which will likely more than cover any outlay on a sub & a few random other vehicles

 

[Gridl0k]

"I don't know where you're going but it isn't the tunnels so I'm going to jump out this moving car, die, fail, and quit"

[NULL AND VOID]

f*ck you big time if you are out there grinding K/D in gta online! You scary little bitch!!!

 

Kill yourself

 

[Arrows to Athens]

6 minutes ago, NULL AND VOID said:

f*ck you big time if you are out there grinding K/D in gta online! You scary little bitch!!!

 

Kill yourself

 

They do a pretty good job at that already.

Edited December 11, 2020 by Arrows to Athens

[TheFroggmann]

20 hours ago, Angry Akula said:

Seems like my NC's been hit by the south american goods bug, despite shuffling operators several times, still persists. A bug that's been in the game since AH released over 2 years ago, and C* has no intention of fixing.

A friend of mine was able to figure this one out. 

 

To get it restarted, you will need to shut the business down, wait at least 15 minutes then restart it. After that you will need to re-assign your tech to it. 

 

To avoid this in the future, do not allow the SA Imports to max out. Seems the product full flag doesn't release once you sell your nightclub goods therefore it gets "stuck". So if you don't already max out your storage and just keep an eye on it. 

 

I really doubt R* will fix this in the upcoming update as it is only a bug that prevents us from making money. But we can only hope. 

[Lord Bizkit]

I seriously hope Rockstar adds more garage space with the next dlc, as even with the QOL improvement of allowing us to own up to 8 properties wont be enough to accommodate for all the land vehicles that are arriving for the next update as we got 15 vehicles with LSSS.

 

Beach houses, or whatever should be purchasable with the next dlc as optional properties, in contrast to the submarine which will obviously be our paywall to host the new heist.

Edited December 11, 2020 by Brian X

[count-ardor]

I’ve been killed my Oppressor mkIIs more times in the last week than I have since they came out. Like it’s been a f*cking constant since they went on sale. Any vehicle or plane I’m driving in gets shot at by a barcode or Xx_sh*thead_xX or some username with like eat_my_kd (no dude I don’t like Kraft Dinner)

I’m just annoyed because free roam is worse than it’s ever been. I’m sick of players flying up to me, blowing me up, f*cking off, then repeating. I go into passive and they test me “smh passive? really? Lllllzzzz delete game” like get f*cked bud, your text will make me laugh but I’m minding my own business.

[touchedmysoul09]

1 hour ago, count-ardor said:

I’ve been killed my Oppressor mkIIs more times in the last week than I have since they came out. Like it’s been a f*cking constant since they went on sale. Any vehicle or plane I’m driving in gets shot at by a barcode or Xx_sh*thead_xX or some username with like eat_my_kd (no dude I don’t like Kraft Dinner)

I’m just annoyed because free roam is worse than it’s ever been. I’m sick of players flying up to me, blowing me up, f*cking off, then repeating. I go into passive and they test me “smh passive? really? Lllllzzzz delete game” like get f*cked bud, your text will make me laugh but I’m minding my own business.

Freeroam is cancer these days, but one thing I enjoy doing is using the Nightshark as my driver in freeroam if I don't feel like going around in passive and tossing a sticky at a Mk2 and blowing them sky high because they thought they were safe.

[Arrows to Athens]

5 hours ago, count-ardor said:

I’ve been killed my Oppressor mkIIs more times in the last week than I have since they came out. Like it’s been a f*cking constant since they went on sale. Any vehicle or plane I’m driving in gets shot at by a barcode or Xx_sh*thead_xX or some username with like eat_my_kd (no dude I don’t like Kraft Dinner)

I’m just annoyed because free roam is worse than it’s ever been. I’m sick of players flying up to me, blowing me up, f*cking off, then repeating. I go into passive and they test me “smh passive? really? Lllllzzzz delete game” like get f*cked bud, your text will make me laugh but I’m minding my own business.

This has been my experience, too. It's honestly made PvP so bland and repetitive, it's sad. Whenever I go up against someone on ground, they always give up and register as MC President, then hop on their precious Mk2 to fly towards me and blow me up.

 

And I blame C ockstar.

Edited December 12, 2020 by Arrows to Athens

[ForDer089]

4 hours ago, count-ardor said:

They text me “smh passive? really? Lllllzzzz delete game”

While they using Ghost Org, teleport to facility or apartment, and using god mode glitches. I'd rather try to understand NPC drivers than those pathetic cryhards

[Xiled]

Busy cheating in gtao, using haulage to force less traffic to spawn, and letting people use my fast cars to beat the time trial for the free $300k
 

Metagaming op

[EkaSwede]

On 12/11/2020 at 2:15 PM, NULL AND VOID said:

f*ck you big time if you are out there grinding K/D in gta online! You scary little bitch!!!

 

Kill yourself

 

I know @Arrows to Athens already said it best, but that's all they ever do.

 

It's so pathetic. But you know what's more pathetic? People actually DEFENDING that sh*t. Be alllike "Ackshallie yer not ackshully killin gthem fo they have a point  ppbhhhbhthhthbhbh".

 

Here's what I have to tell you mentally deficient f*cktards who are so dumb you scored negative on the IQ test:

 

You're a waste. You're a mistake. You suck. You could never be good at a PvP game because any decent PvP game discourages and penalizes suicide. You're a laughing stock among the PvP community all over the world

 

I say this every day, every night, every afternoon and it's so true, because it's the true truth that is true.

 

It's fact. Denying it just means you're stupid. Because that's all you are. Stupid. Nothing.

 

And if any one of you mentally malfunctioning mongrels are going to try to tell me I'm wrong, don't bother. Because you're wrong. Your entire existence is wrong.

[NULL AND VOID]

5 minutes ago, EkaSwede said:

I know @Arrows to Athens already said it best, but that's all they ever do.

 

It's so pathetic. But you know what's more pathetic? People actually DEFENDING that sh*t. Be alllike "Ackshallie yer not ackshully killin gthem fo they have a point  ppbhhhbhthhthbhbh".

 

Here's what I have to tell you mentally deficient f*cktards who are so dumb you scored negative on the IQ test:

 

You're a waste. You're a mistake. You suck. You could never be good at a PvP game because any decent PvP game discourages and penalizes suicide. You're a laughing stock among the PvP community all over the world

 

I say this every day, every night, every afternoon and it's so true, because it's the true truth that is true.

 

It's fact. Denying it just means you're stupid. Because that's all you are. Stupid. Nothing.

 

And if any one of you mentally malfunctioning mongrels are going to try to tell me I'm wrong, don't bother. Because you're wrong. Your entire existence is wrong.

 

You are the greatest.

 

[Sentinel Driver]

Ah, what's that look like, the green stuff, eh? It's too much currency, so we'll still need to launder it through a buyer... Shouldn't be hard though. Head back to the arcade when you're ready.

[EkaSwede]

So help me god if they don't fix the "duffel bag glitch" that wasn't even problematic because everyone knew what to do to avoid glitching it out.

So help me if they just leave it unfixed so they have a reason not to give player the duffel bag at all.

[Schokoladeka]

Can GTA Online just finally end please? Please...

[Angry Akula]

2 hours ago, Schokoladeka said:

Can GTA Online just finally end please? Please...

NO

 

 

[kcole4001]

Pretty sure PC port blocking is over.

2 days now it doesn't work at all and players are populating sessions or I get an infinite loading screen.

 

If that's the case then it's uninstall and delete time.

Edited December 13, 2020 by kcole4001
I hate this new format!!!!!

[Sentinel Driver]

My f*cking god if joining random heists is buggy

 

spawned inside the arcade, unable to open pause menu, interaction menu or the weapon wheel

 

https://gameclips.io/Molybdenum5630/8d3d06ef-b5dc-4dab-8bed-5ee15d54ea03

 

the mission ended, I was restored to my freeroam outfit and given access to all the menus that previously bugged out. I was still stuck inside the arcade however with suicide being the only option to escape

 

https://gameclips.io/Molybdenum5630/eed974dd-7c7b-4e36-b7fb-083b92118702

[Non Funkable Token]

4 hours ago, Angry Akula said:

NO

 

 

 

Do it for her

 

3 hours ago, kcole4001 said:

Pretty sure PC port blocking is over.

2 days now it doesn't work at all and players are populating sessions or I get an infinite loading screen.

 

If that's the case then it's uninstall and delete time.

 

Still works for me (Win 7)

[Sentinel Driver]

Random noobs start spraying bullets in silent and sneaky while I'm standing sill in the cleared out security room

game says I alerted guards

 

f u c k  y o u  c*

[Gridl0k]

4 hours ago, Sentinel Driver said:

My f*cking god if joining random heists is buggy

 

spawned inside the arcade, unable to open pause menu, interaction menu or the weapon wheel

 

Yeah this happens if the host doesn't wait 10s before launching, after players join. 

 

Fun fact if your action is set to smoke you can always kill yourself, eventually.

[Nog]

Am I the only one or anyone else having massive network connection errors plus incredible unstable servers recently?

Like seriously, I couldnt play for 1h now because stupid network errors. Find New Session leads to the same session, after 4 minutes I will get unknown network connection error, I load alone in the session, .......

Edited December 13, 2020 by Nog

[FelipeSCCP]

LVL 2 keycard for the Casino Heists is a MUST.

 

But still, people don't understand that.