The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Xiled]

19 hours ago, touchedmysoul09 said:

Been there, done that many times. It's so frustrating, especially when you have all the upgrades that include security...like what the f*ck are they doing when these raids happen?! I also find it incredibly stupid that we can get pulled out of buildings now for raids. You used to be safe inside a building. Now, at least with the Casino and the Arcade, you can be yanked out at any time while a CEO or MC President. I used to run 4 MC businesses with my bunker routinely but ever since they removed bag missions to fix a "glitch" and have conveniently never put them back in, I can't be bothered with running all 4 anymore. At most I run coke and leave the others open for my Nightclub.  I would rather waste my time running casino heists or CEO crates (yeah, I am weird - I actually love crates, lol).

Its really dumb how they made it work with "security" only making raids take twice as long to happen again. But doesnt fix the thing where if you run them they will back to back get raided. You sell product for one, than get raided right after. They are really frustrating how stupid they made them to make them as annoying as possible. Than they made it even more dumb later on forcing you out for a raid like do you want people to no longer play the video game? It would be interesting if buying supplies actually led raids being more obnoxious.

 

Just a reminder that nightclub will cost you like 280 hours to be profitable after buying all the businesses and stuff needed to run it. Like $37k an hour lul 

 

The document forgery will actually lose you money ($5000) if you buy supplies and sell local. Will give you only $30k profit for remote sale. 

Weed farm will make you $600 for local sale. Will give you $38,400 profit for remote sale. 

Cash is $23k for local sale and will give $72,000 for remote sale.

Meth is $20,200 for local sale and will give $67,800 for remote sale. 

Coke will give $37k for local sale and will give $93k for remote sale. 

The first 2 really are not worth it at all lul This only lists the amount for 1 round of purchased supplies. 

[FrugalDangerMan]

3 hours ago, TheGasmeter said:

Oh FANTASTIC! A new day and another bug to enjoy. Steal the NOOSE van for the weapons prep and guess what... Infinite cops! 3 stars. No disappearing. Regardless of what I do, or for how long I hide. Even in the sewer tunnel. Can't call Lester. Can't die. 

 

Bravo as always R*.

 

Just keep killing them, I'm sure they'll run out of cops eventually....

[Sentinel Driver]

All of my revolver fire ammo was lost without a tracer but.....

I complained to rockstar support and they gave me 200k

 

thancccc

[Xiled]

39 minutes ago, Sentinel Driver said:

All of my revolver fire ammo was lost without a tracer but.....

I complained to rockstar support and they gave me 200k

 

thancccc

Careful your gonna lose the ammo again the same way you lost your npc in game

[Standard Deluxe 59]

15 hours ago, AwesomO4000 said:

3) I don't know if Sony made R* force their stupid control gimmicks into the game or what. Regardless of who's to blame, they really need to quit forcing these stupid controller gimmicks into these game. The touchpad weapon switching is f*cking stupid and it always gets me killed. I don't even think that there's a way to turn it off. -_-

I gotta say I ain't never had this problem. Maybe because I don't hit my touchpad during combat

[SlammerRPM]

11 hours ago, TheGasmeter said:

Oh FANTASTIC! A new day and another bug to enjoy. Steal the NOOSE van for the weapons prep and guess what... Infinite cops! 3 stars. No disappearing. Regardless of what I do, or for how long I hide. Even in the sewer tunnel. Can't call Lester. Can't die. 

 

Bravo as always R*.

This is how I lost all of my product on a meth raid. Was chasing the police van down a 2 lane highway and he runs into a police roadblock with 15 to 20 police cars. And I get slaughtered.

Saw another huge roadblock last night doing casino preps on my Op Mk2. Made for a really pretty explosion and fire.

[TheGasmeter]

2 hours ago, SlammerRPM said:

This is how I lost all of my product on a meth raid. Was chasing the police van down a 2 lane highway and he runs into a police roadblock with 15 to 20 police cars. And I get slaughtered.

Saw another huge roadblock last night doing casino preps on my Op Mk2. Made for a really pretty explosion and fire.

Dude that's rough! Did you not just close the app? I hope you didn't lose all that money!

[Tomtomsengermany]

13 hours ago, TheGasmeter said:

Oh FANTASTIC! A new day and another bug to enjoy. Steal the NOOSE van for the weapons prep and guess what... Infinite cops! 3 stars. No disappearing. Regardless of what I do, or for how long I hide. Even in the sewer tunnel. Can't call Lester. Can't die. 

 

Bravo as always R*.

 

I guess it has something to do with the new random events ( blue dots).

 

When you came too close to it ( and someone else started it) you will keep the stars until the event is over. 

 

Had a 1vs1 close to a blue dot and kept the wanting level until the timer ran off. Even dying didnt removed my wanting level.

Edited December 8, 2020 by Tomtomsengermany

[Gridl0k]

Thought I'd slum it in the Prison Break with some randos, all good except the demo first drives to LSIA following the pilot, then eventually gets the prison bus, then fails the heist by driving it to the prison gates. TWICE. Level 100!

 

I get that the demo role can be confusing as some instructions come via Lester rather than yellow dot but still I didn't even know that *was* a failure mode. ("The target arrived").

 

 

Edited December 8, 2020 by Gridl0k

[TheGasmeter]

5 minutes ago, Tomtomsengermany said:

 

I guess it has something to do with the new random events ( blue dots).

 

When you came too close to it ( and someone else started it) you will keep the stars until the event is over. 

 

Had a 1vs1 close to a blue dot and kept the wanting level until the timer ran off. Even dying didnt removed my wanting level.

Aaaahhhh! That's a good shout! I didn't notice anything, but I wouldn't since I was evading half of the NPCs in the history of video gaming. I just restarted, it was only a DHC prep mission anyways. 

[Tomtomsengermany]

1 hour ago, TheGasmeter said:

Aaaahhhh! That's a good shout! I didn't notice anything, but I wouldn't since I was evading half of the NPCs in the history of video gaming. I just restarted, it was only a DHC prep mission anyways. 

I checked, i had a BB running who i "took part" and were maybe too close to an blue dot. So, i guess, the game mixed both missions up as both can run simultaneously

[Guest]

The amount of attention to the mele combat is down right disgusting.  Game been out 7+ years and they did jack sh*t for it.  Not one single update,  revision,  bug fix,  nothing.  No we get dancing and other BS that dies off within the first month.  Wtf?  How do they not see the potential in the mele?  Utter disappointment.

[Buddy Hightower]

Sure wish I could clean up my office!! Can't the maid from the casino take a side job or something?? lol

I know the mess comes from selling crates, so if i upgrade to a new office and never buy/sale crates again - will the office stay clean?

[The_B1u3_Jay]

13 hours ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

I gotta say I ain't never had this problem. Maybe because I don't hit my touchpad during combat

Well I'm glad it's not an issue for you, but I barely even touch my touchpad and it switches my weapon. I don't know why this couldn't be toggled off.

[TheFroggmann]

3 hours ago, Buddy Hightower said:

Sure wish I could clean up my office!! Can't the maid from the casino take a side job or something?? lol

I know the mess comes from selling crates, so if i upgrade to a new office and never buy/sale crates again - will the office stay clean?

Nope the crap on the floor follows you. I personally hate clutter, and that is what keeps me out of my 3 Million dollar office. 

[EkaSwede]

3 hours ago, BumpyJohnson said:

The amount of attention to the mele combat is down right disgusting.  Game been out 7+ years and they did jack sh*t for it.  Not one single update,  revision,  bug fix,  nothing.  No we get dancing and other BS that dies off within the first month.  Wtf?  How do they not see the potential in the mele?  Utter disappointment.

We had different fighting style sin GTA SA

 

In GTA IV we had jabs, body blows, uppercuts, knees, high kicks, mid spin kicks, dodging that actually required timing.

 

In GTA V we have idiots flailing their arms and fart kicks.

 

If melee fighting keep sidegrading liek this, we'll have stupid windmill punches in 6. Or something seen from a Soccer ball match...

Edited December 8, 2020 by EkaSwede

[cybapete]

On 12/3/2020 at 6:59 AM, TheFroggmann said:

It all depends on the mission. 

 

Starting with the most dreaded

 

Barge out at sea:

Kill all enemies with buzzard, the car will not get harmed. Get cargobob, grab car then fly straight up. Once you are above the mountains go full tilt. 

Variance: West coast: go to Ft. Zancudo and drop the car on the runway. Be as still as you can be when you do this as to not flip the car. The soldiers will help you kill the helis. Use the Lazer hangar for cover. You have 4 waves of two helis each. East coast: Just book it once you gathered enough altitude. The CB will drop quite a bit going full tilt so try to manage your forward momentum and sink rate. 

 

DUI: Snipe the cops, call Lester, drive/CB away. 

 

 

barge at sea: use the cargobob provided for the mission not your own it seems a bit more resilient to gunfire 

to kill the enemies i walk into the water waist deep then call merryweather for a boat pickup, shoot the driver then drive-by the barge (if there is an island nearby then you can park cargobob and snipe them)

 

car bomb is usually in a garage or under an awning so you can't just hook it with cargobob

 

for DUI i park the cargobob nearby and call lester as i walk up to the site then i highlight cancel wanted level and hammer the enter button as i get near the cops

if i do it fast enough i can cancel the wanted level before they fire a shot

Edited December 9, 2020 by cybapete
correction

[Gordanovich]

On 12/2/2020 at 12:09 AM, Gordanovich said:

82 spins of the Sucky Wheel and I still haven't won that ruddy BR8. I'm starting to think that it might possibly be rigged.

131 spins and I finally won it.

Yes I'm aware that if I'd AFK'd for Nightclub goods every night since the BR8 went up I'd have made more than enough money to just buy it.

 

Speaking of AFK... saw a couple of posts back about MC Business raids. Folks, I hate it too, but R* won't change that. Because they want you to buy shark cards.

Keep MCBs active only for Nightclub goods, and AFK AFK AFK. Then sell in an empty lobby.

R* won't play fair, why the f*ck should you? You owe them nothing.

[Sentinel Driver]

THE ROCKSTAR GAME SERVICES ARE UNAVAILABLE RIGHT NOW. PLEASE RETURN TO GRAND THEFT AUTO V AND TRY AGAIN LATER.

 

What's the most important aspect of a game again? Being able to f*cking play it?

[cybapete]

2 hours ago, Sentinel Driver said:

THE ROCKSTAR GAME SERVICES ARE UNAVAILABLE RIGHT NOW. PLEASE RETURN TO GRAND THEFT AUTO V AND TRY AGAIN LATER.

 

What's the most important aspect of a game again? Being able to f*cking play it?

it's slow enough loading the game now i can't see a new expansion speeding it up any

i just hope it doesn't slow it down even more

[El Diablo 702]

18 minutes ago, cybapete said:

it's slow enough loading the game now i can't see a new expansion speeding it up any

i just hope it doesn't slow it down even more

I don’t see anything resembling a free roam map expansion coming, hell the aircraft carrier is only there during a business battle.  I think at best the new island will be mission/heist locked  although I hope I’m wrong but R* is R* and I trust them about as much as I trust a shark in my hot tub.  

[cybapete]

4 minutes ago, El Diablo 702 said:

I don’t see anything resembling a free roam map expansion coming, hell the aircraft carrier is only there during a business battle.  I think at best the new island will be mission/heist locked  although I hope I’m wrong but R* is R* and I trust them about as much as I trust a shark in my hot tub.  

for all we know the setup missions might all be in los santos and you only cross over when doing the heist itself

[El Diablo 702]

2 minutes ago, cybapete said:

for all we know the setup missions might all be in los santos and you only cross over when doing the heist itself

I don’t know but 7 years on I just can’t see them adding anything to the free roam map and trust me I’d love to see it but I just won’t get my hopes up for it.  

[Xiled]

Why do I feel there gonna mix the worst part about setups, preps, business cargo, mission timers, cooldowns, losing cop simulator, and unfair ai together to make it as annoying and tedious as possible to do "the entire heist yourself"?

Edited December 9, 2020 by Xiled

[dragosani00]

27 minutes ago, Xiled said:

Why do I feel there gonna mix the worst part about setups, preps, business cargo, mission timers, cooldowns, losing cop simulator, and unfair ai together to make it as annoying and tedious as possible to do "the entire heist yourself"?

Well something has got to compensate for randoms screwing it up for us when we do it solo.

[El Diablo 702]

No matter what they do there’s always going to be a B & M somewhere,  it’ll either be too easy/hard or too long/short, it’s all in a public lobbies or not.  We’ve all seen it from the og heists up to the casino all the way to arguing over people getting the car they were begging for it’s just not the “exact year/model”.  We are not far off from release so I’ll take any content we get but won’t be holding my breath for the dream dlc/expansion we all want.  

[EkaSwede]

1 hour ago, Xiled said:

Why do I feel there gonna mix the worst part about setups, preps, business cargo, mission timers, cooldowns, losing cop simulator, and unfair ai together to make it as annoying and tedious as possible to do "the entire heist yourself"?

As for the "losing cop simulator" I've a feeling they're going to fix the Terrorbyte's amazing ability to lose the cops without the help of Lester.

[eejyool]

Is it just me or is King of the Hill bugged as f*ck? Almost every time I join a match it puts me alone against the other 15 players. Please tell me I'm not the only one, I haven't found anything online

[Sentinel Driver]

Like half of the times I join a random casino heist I get a bug where I spawn inside the arcade and I'm stuck WHAT THE f*ck R* you playtested this sh*t at all?

[Timsalabimbo]

30 minutes ago, LodwigRedemption said:

Is it just me or is King of the Hill bugged as f*ck? Almost every time I join a match it puts me alone against the other 15 players. Please tell me I'm not the only one, I haven't found anything online

You're joining free for all. That's the standard setting on some of the maps.