The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[partci]

So double MC week. All my business' are on 0, I do 1 resup for Coke, Meth and CC. I'm selling my Coke, going to sell my NC till the CC gets filled. What's the FIRST THING that happens after I finish the NC? Yes, you guessed it - a raid.

F U

Edited November 5, 2020 by partci

[secrecy274]

Oppressors, Oppressors everywhere. Even low levels have one now. It's impossible to do any activity in a session without at least one of these flying around.

 

Thank the void most are too stupid to use them effectively.

Edited November 5, 2020 by secrecy274

[suicidal_banana]

2 hours ago, Fox in a Box said:

So we don’t get any award whatsoever for the unique Ufo business battle?? Ffs then what was even the point of making a new BB in the first place? 

Just be glad you even got to play it, most people missed out on that (like srsly anybody i ask ingame goes "uh what event?", looks like it was only active on the 29th instead of the whole week?) personally i did get to play it but i didnt even got cash or xp for delivering 3 of the parts.

 

  

47 minutes ago, secrecy274 said:

Oppressors, Oppressors everywhere. Even low levels have one now. It's impossible to do any activity in a session without at least one of these flying around.

 

Thank the void most are too stupid to use them effectively.

You hit the nail on the head, low levels have em now (75% sure most of them used cheater money to buy it btw) but they're all actually terrible at it, they are surprisingly easy to take down.

Edited November 5, 2020 by suicidal_banana

[secrecy274]

1 hour ago, suicidal_banana said:

You hit the nail on the head, low levels have em now (75% sure most of them used cheater money to buy it btw) but they're all actually terrible at it, they are surprisingly easy to take down.

Well, the free millions from R* probably helped alot as well.

[Nerfgoth]

2 hours ago, secrecy274 said:

Oppressors, Oppressors everywhere. Even low levels have one now. It's impossible to do any activity in a session without at least one of these flying around.

 

Thank the void most are too stupid to use them effectively.

 

[gtafan26]

On 11/4/2020 at 1:54 PM, hugh750 said:

the business battle glitch hit me again today, i was doing the one at the steelyard along with another random, we both get a crate.

i get to my night club and went into the corona and nothing happened, and i noticed on the minimap that it looked like the random was having the same issue.

i even messaged the random basically saying "it looks like the business battle has glitched again".

the random didn't reply and he left.

like i've said here before, why does it seem like every time r* fixes the game they break something else?

 

 

 

 

Going into the pause menu sometimes forces the game to acknowledge you are standing in the corona, all you gotta do is just check the map, that's worked for me the few times it happened

[NULL AND VOID]

Freaking deadbeat hosts! Can you please change the settings a little bit? I would like to race for longer than 4 or 5 minutes at a time  

[Taterman]

2 hours ago, gtafan26 said:

Going into the pause menu sometimes forces the game to acknowledge you are standing in the corona, all you gotta do is just check the map, that's worked for me the few times it happened

Great tip! Does this work for bunker sale issues too?

 

[Big Molio]

3 hours ago, NULL AND VOID said:

Freaking deadbeat hosts! Can you please change the settings a little bit? I would like to race for longer than 4 or 5 minutes at a time  

What you will invariably get is something like 25 laps of Lap it Up (Open Wheel's longest, most boring race) non-contact, non-custom. In the rain.

 

 

Edited November 6, 2020 by Big Molio

[HamwithCheese]

It's 2020 and people still play missions on easy

[whywontyoulisten]

12 hours ago, gtafan26 said:

Going into the pause menu sometimes forces the game to acknowledge you are standing in the corona, all you gotta do is just check the map, that's worked for me the few times it happened

Great tip, shame it won't bring back the Biker bag missions...

[V-The-Wonderman]

No one seemingly wants to do the original heists these days.  For a someone who's 522 in rank, i havent actually hosted and got through them myself aside of the adorable little fleeca heist literally years ago. Till then, been sitting on Prison Break for literally another few years, occasionally try to get 

through those, but always some rando screws it up, someone quits, or on. Same old story. Tried again yesterday and today few hours ago, 45 

minutes of waiting in a lobby. Sure, part of me gets that interest and sure as hell the money lies in DCH and fourth heist is knocking on the door. I just got this obsession to do the heists in specific order they came in, so there is my bitching ticket of the day. 

 

Man, im having naughty dreams about week when at least the heist setups are triple or something, just to get people in and them out of the way...

[secrecy274]

Why do people still take such a long ass time modifying the vehicle cargo?

You're literally just going to drive it for 5- maybe 10 minutes...

[partci]

Two random Casino Heists with randoms. Competent players. Two times the game crashed when out of the casino and getting into a vehicle.

 

FU

[Lusis]

31 minutes ago, secrecy274 said:

Why do people still take such a long ass time modifying the vehicle cargo?

You're literally just going to drive it for 5- maybe 10 minutes...

Can't be driving around looking like a neek bro

[secrecy274]

12 minutes ago, Lu$is said:

Can't be driving around looking like a neek bro

Considering what most characters wear that's a moot point.

[Lusis]

28 minutes ago, secrecy274 said:

Considering what most characters wear that's a moot point.

Boxer shorts and boots yeah? And a pink beard.

[EkaSwede]

18 hours ago, gtafan26 said:

Going into the pause menu sometimes forces the game to acknowledge you are standing in the corona, all you gotta do is just check the map, that's worked for me the few times it happened

I love the way you worded that.

 

"Force the game to acknowledge you're standing in the corona". As if the game refuses to admit you won and is stamping their foot on the ground in defiance and frustration that you're about to make money.

[PetrolCB]

20 hours ago, gtafan26 said:

Going into the pause menu sometimes forces the game to acknowledge you are standing in the corona, all you gotta do is just check the map, that's worked for me the few times it happened

Also known as a Corona Test.

[partci]

11 hours ago, partci said:

Two random Casino Heists with randoms. Competent players. Two times the game crashed when out of the casino and getting into a vehicle.

 

FU

Make that 3 times.

[hugh750]

5 hours ago, PetrolCB said:

Also known as a Corona Test.

so far yesterday every time i brought a crate to my night club the corona worked fine.

[PetrolCB]

1 hour ago, hugh750 said:

so far yesterday every time i brought a crate to my night club the corona worked fine.

False positive.

[Halal Cyborg]

Pausing and checking map doesn’t usually work...I’ve even gotten it to go to the cut scene by messing around on a bunker sale with an insurgent and it didn’t count as a delivery...just a blank circle...it’s something bigger than triggering the cutscene.

[ilovefreebird]

Since when do you get charged if the automatic orbital cannon misses? I don't use it much but always though they'd refund you. I tried killing 2 different griefers and missed both times, but never got the money back. 

[suicidal_banana]

3 hours ago, ilovefreebird said:

Since when do you get charged if the automatic orbital cannon misses? I don't use it much but always though they'd refund you. I tried killing 2 different griefers and missed both times, but never got the money back. 

Since trashy people wouldn't stop abusing it, this is a good change because now that paying for it is mandatory there's only like half (or even less) orbital shots compared to before, all those sad little assholes who used it most in the past did so trough glitching, this change made it so that glitches are pretty much no longer relevant, even if they glitch they pay.

 

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Im getting pretty fed up with low levels kicking me from casino heist lobbys (a lot more since 1k)

IF YOU DONT WANT OTHER PLAYERS TO JOIN CLOSE THE F*CKING MATCHMAKING YOU SH*TTY PLEBS

 

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Edit: Since when is there a cry reaction?! are you f*cking serious? its the most cancerous thing all these f*cking kids say while they grief you, and now its part of the forums? in the B&M thread of all places?!?! new low for GTAF.

 

If "cry" is a normal forum reaction now, is my usual in-game reaction too?

Spoiler

@Lu$is I made your mom cry when i turned down her beef curtains. Get the f*ck out before i show everybody here how trash you really are.

 

Edited November 7, 2020 by suicidal_banana

[Lusis]

i love this thread

[Eddie Van Rosenberg]

If you gonna do event weeks then at least make the stuff playable and not a time waster of doom when every other target assault sh*t race makes you suddenly drop through the ground with no other option than to quit. I guess the idea of these event weeks is to bring people in to boost player numbers but when sh*t don't function properly, as per usual, then what? People logged on and a lot of them quit in rage but at least they logged on?

Edited November 8, 2020 by Eddie Van Rosenberg

[xXxKAMIKAZExXx]

Rockstar, again, I'm buying supplies and you're not delivering them. I'm sick of wasting my hard earned cash on literally nothing.

[Lusis]

3 hours ago, suicidal_banana said:

Since trashy people wouldn't stop abusing it, this is a good change because now that paying for it is mandatory there's only like half (or even less) orbital shots compared to before, all those sad little assholes who used it most in the past did so trough glitching, this change made it so that glitches are pretty much no longer relevant, even if they glitch they pay.

 

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Im getting pretty fed up with low levels kicking me from casino heist lobbys (a lot more since 1k)

IF YOU DONT WANT OTHER PLAYERS TO JOIN CLOSE THE F*CKING MATCHMAKING YOU SH*TTY PLEBS

 

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Edit: Since when is there a cry reaction?! are you f*cking serious? its the most cancerous thing all these f*cking kids say while they grief you, and now its part of the forums? in the B&M thread of all places?!?! new low for GTAF.

 

If "cry" is a normal forum reaction now, is my usual in-game reaction too?

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@Lu$is I made your mom cry when i turned down her beef curtains. Get the f*ck out before i show everybody here how trash you really are.

 

calm down bitch

[Angry Akula]

any minute now