The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[slowburn29]

Oppressors and deluxos should be banned from certain jobs, like how they do with pegasus and Lester. And our pvs in heists. Or one of rhe million other restrictions

 

I play for fun. Why join a job with your easymobile, why not go do everything by yourself by yourself? Its not fun playing with you guys

 

Here I am assuming anyone who drives an oppressor or deluxo can read. My bad

Edited October 8, 2020 by slowburn29

[Arrows to Athens]

1 hour ago, Timsalabimbo said:

Apparently this is week 9.

Did they forget to turn off the switch or are they planning something? 

[partci]

2 hours ago, slowburn29 said:

... Why join a job with your easymobile, why not go do everything by yourself by yourself? Its not fun playing with you guys...

Why are vast majority of the jobs not paying actually fair? Why is the AI constantly auto-aiming and one-shoting you from impossible angles all the times? You want more?

[HamwithCheese]

30 minutes ago, partci said:

Why are vast majority of the jobs not paying actually fair? Why is the AI constantly auto-aiming and one-shoting you from impossible angles all the times? You want more?

There's a huge gap between a win button and completely impossible.

[suicidal_banana]

1 hour ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Did they forget to turn off the switch or are they planning something? 

Fingers crossed its hinting to what all the old timers (myself included) have been wanting for years 
 

Spoiler

SELL ME A GOD DAMN VILLA AND I WANT TO PARK A CLASSIC CAR IN MY LIVING ROOM BECAUSE MOVIES, HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!111!

 

Edited October 8, 2020 by suicidal_banana

[AUScowboy]

tfw you realize that 95% of cars don't have a gas cap/door... my mind can't unsee it now.. f*ck.

[SadieAdler]

I don't think my feedback should qualify as a 'bitch and moan' but I'd like to see them remake player models in GTA Online, I don't think anyone wants to see 4K sandpaper skin on PS5, do they? When jumping back on GTAO after playing RDO, I just can't get over how bad the character models are. Even the walk animations seem stiff and awkward now too. NPCs still have waayy nicer clothing than us, thankfully Rockstar learnt that lesson because in RDO they give us the same clothing NPCs wear, and I am incredibly appreciative of that.

With all that said I literally think the only thing they will 'enhance' in the next-gen version is the resolution and performance 

[GAUNTLET HELLFIRE]

Had some fun doing some transform races today until some a**hole joined and started ramming into me. F*ck that I'm done with transform races for a while.

[PetrolCB]

5 hours ago, AUScowboy said:

tfw you realize that 95% of cars don't have a gas cap/door... my mind can't unsee it now.. f*ck.

 

[Kiethblacklion]

Up until now I have ignored the casino heist. So this week my crew and I thought we'd give it a shot. We were doing the setup mission where you steal the untraceable weapons. I want to know who at Rockstar thought up this ridiculous mission. What were these developers smoking when they programmed this? 

 

Here is my list of issues with this mission:

 

#1 - ignore our entire inventory of weapons and go steal untraceable weapons....that are located on a military base! WTF?! 

#2 - steal the weapons by stealing the military vehicle they are stored in...a vehicle that is obviously low jacked because every cop on the map seems to know where you are with this thing

#3 - when you die, you respawn in the middle of this cluster of cops and you spawn with no weapon in your hand

 

The entire premise of this mission is to steal weapons that can't be traced back to you or Lester and yet you are stealing them from a high security facility and then you're in a 4 star police chase for 30 minutes. That completely contradicts the premise of the mission. It would have made more sense to steal weapons from the Ballas or Lost MC not from Zancudo, where you have to kill military personnel in full view of everyone.

[AcidRain7744]

3 hours ago, Kiethblacklion said:

Up until now I have ignored the casino heist. So this week my crew and I thought we'd give it a shot. We were doing the setup mission where you steal the untraceable weapons. I want to know who at Rockstar thought up this ridiculous mission. What were these developers smoking when they programmed this? 

 

Here is my list of issues with this mission:

 

#1 - ignore our entire inventory of weapons and go steal untraceable weapons....that are located on a military base! WTF?! 

#2 - steal the weapons by stealing the military vehicle they are stored in...a vehicle that is obviously low jacked because every cop on the map seems to know where you are with this thing

#3 - when you die, you respawn in the middle of this cluster of cops and you spawn with no weapon in your hand

 

The entire premise of this mission is to steal weapons that can't be traced back to you or Lester and yet you are stealing them from a high security facility and then you're in a 4 star police chase for 30 minutes. That completely contradicts the premise of the mission. It would have made more sense to steal weapons from the Ballas or Lost MC not from Zancudo, where you have to kill military personnel in full view of everyone.

Yeah f*ck that mission. I feel sorry for a rookie getting stuck in the infinite spawn kill loop.

Edited October 9, 2020 by AcidRain7744

[partci]

So, I return to playing the game a bit after 4 days absence, after selling my bunk I go to my NC to check what's up, turns out my meth lab got raided during those days while I was not playing. It was at a bit less than 40% and I have Security there.

 

GG R*

Edited October 9, 2020 by partci

[HamwithCheese]

The mule custom broke, I couldn't get in to finish the mission. So I beat it to death with an atomizer.

[MaddenedGhost]

1 hour ago, partci said:

So, I return to playing the game a bit after 4 days absence, after selling my bunk I go to my NC to check what's up, turns out my meth lab got raided during those days while I was not playing. It was at a bit less than 40% and I have Security there.

 

GG R*

Is this even a thing? Your lab cannot be raided while you are not playing your game, there is a defence mission that has to trigger.

[Rotorhead359]

1 hour ago, partci said:

So, I return to playing the game a bit after 4 days absence, after selling my bunk I go to my NC to check what's up, turns out my meth lab got raided during those days while I was not playing. It was at a bit less than 40% and I have Security there.

 

GG R*

Did you disband your motorcycle club before logging off? The game could have started a raid just as you went offline, and immediately saved it as failed. Just to be sure, also disband MC before finding a new session, accepting a job invite, anything.

 

4 minutes ago, MaddenedGhost said:

Is this even a thing? Your lab cannot be raided while you are not playing your game, there is a defence mission that has to trigger.

It is theoretically possible to miss the raid, if it starts just as you are leaving/going offline/finding new session/joining a job. It will be an automatic fail. MC raids have to be defended, or you have to force-quit the game (kill process, not alt F4). Leave session in any way = failed to defend.

Edited October 9, 2020 by AirWolf359

[partci]

I was AFKing in a mission and my PC shut down and I haven't turn the game for 4 days. I don't complain about the money, just the mechanic is absolutely broken. I FN hate MC.

[MaddenedGhost]

7 minutes ago, AirWolf359 said:

Did you disband your motorcycle club before logging off? The game could have started a raid just as you went offline, and immediately saved it as failed. Just to be sure, also disband MC before finding a new session, accepting a job invite, anything.

 

It is theoretically possible to miss the raid, if it starts just as you are leaving/going offline/finding new session/joining a job. It will be an automatic fail. MC raids have to be defended, or you have to force-quit the game (kill process, not alt F4). Leave session in any way = failed to defend.

yeah that I know, but it can't happen if the game is off, you have to be playing in order for the raid to happen.

What you said falls under the stupid nonsense that this game pulls sometimes.

[partci]

Yeah, and like I said - Meth was a bit under 2 bars full AND with a Security Upgrade. It should not be raided at all. My other MCs are either empty or they have up to 2 bars for the same reason. the game just does whatever sometimes. Ofcourse, never to benefit you. Or if it benefit you, it's a glitch and you get wiped, lul.

[Rotorhead359]

1 hour ago, partci said:

Yeah, and like I said - Meth was a bit under 2 bars full AND with a Security Upgrade. It should not be raided at all. My other MCs are either empty or they have up to 2 bars for the same reason. the game just does whatever sometimes. Ofcourse, never to benefit you. Or if it benefit you, it's a glitch and you get wiped, lul.

found some links:

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/928m01/raid_algorithms_for_each_business_type/

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/9a1c5w/the_complete_ceomc_solo_guide/

 

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mX8wGG1Oy76nhv-tBZ-oPmKiynng8fMS87EMxmoyB0Y/edit#gid=164058077

 

Apparently MC businesses can get raided at 20% (1 bar) without / 40% (2 bars) with security. And I think that is ridiculously low, compared to CEO crate warehouses at 70%, or bunker at 25 / 50% (I didn't even get security for bunker, because I sell at 20% from buying supplies once)

I can't test the above numbers, because I don't actually run MCs, but it sounds about right, seeing how often MCs get raided. I just bought mine for the nightclub, no product inside, and no upgrades, because it does not affect nightclub production.

Edited October 9, 2020 by AirWolf359

[partci]

Yeah, I've read those. They also say the timer resets when you go do missions.

 

Lies.

[partci]

WTF is wrong with this game today? After the raid shenanigans earlier, I went to empty my Weed. First try - OP trucks. Nope. Switched sessions, doing a single lobby, etc. Airplanes, OK, fine. I'm finishing the first one and a message pops up: the mission is over, product sold: 5 of 10. So one plane just... blew itself up with me on the other side of the map, no one else in the session? I mean, it started to rain during the first delivery, was it an acid rain that melted the vehicle?

 

Then fker LJT calls that this is so unfortunate, but it sometimes happens.

 

FK off MC.

 

FK off R*.

 

 

Edit:

Pffff! Now I see that the supplies I ordered for the bunker before starting that mission never arrived. Instead, I have to buy them a second time. This I encounter 2 times for sure now. It's disgusting, as now I'll have to kill 10 minutes of nothing, as I sold my last MC while waiting for said supplies to arrive.

 

FK off R*.

 

 

Second Edit:

I've got the message from Agent 14 that the supplies had arrived. Checked on the MCT just in case - nope. No supplies. Instead you know what? The option to buy them again - yup, it's available to buy, bay-bay! I'll wait 10 more minutes, if this continues, will sell and shut the bunker production tomorrow morning. I need to sleep.

 

FK off R*.

 

 

Third Edit:

Same thing. Will proceed with the aforementioned plan.

 

FK off R*.

Edited October 9, 2020 by partci

[Talisman_83]

If the vehicle you're in takes you off-radar, you shouldn't be visible from the orbital cannon. 

How can ghost render you invisible from it, but the very same mechanism in a vehicle does not?

 

(I wasn't actually cannoned, I'd just like to be able to go about in my Akula without having to check the map for OC warriors)

 

On a brighter note, as a long-term Lazer jet pilot, I've recently switched to the Pyro and f*cking hell its great.

Took down 3 Lazers in the past few days with ease.

[Arrows to Athens]

9 minutes ago, Talisman_83 said:

If the vehicle you're in takes you off-radar, you shouldn't be visible from the orbital cannon. 

How can ghost render you invisible from it, but the very same mechanism in a vehicle does not?

Rockstar.

[Angry Akula]

twice already today I had to restart the game cause I got stuck in the clouds after finishing a playlist

[Zello]

2020 still no house in Chumash. I'm gonna go cry

[partci]

9 hours ago, partci said:

WTF is wrong with this game today? After the raid shenanigans earlier, I went to empty my Weed. First try - OP trucks. Nope. Switched sessions, doing a single lobby, etc. Airplanes, OK, fine. I'm finishing the first one and a message pops up: the mission is over, product sold: 5 of 10. So one plane just... blew itself up with me on the other side of the map, no one else in the session? I mean, it started to rain during the first delivery, was it an acid rain that melted the vehicle?

 

Then fker LJT calls that this is so unfortunate, but it sometimes happens.

 

FK off MC.

 

FK off R*.

 

 

Edit:

Pffff! Now I see that the supplies I ordered for the bunker before starting that mission never arrived. Instead, I have to buy them a second time. This I encounter 2 times for sure now. It's disgusting, as now I'll have to kill 10 minutes of nothing, as I sold my last MC while waiting for said supplies to arrive.

 

FK off R*.

 

 

Second Edit:

I've got the message from Agent 14 that the supplies had arrived. Checked on the MCT just in case - nope. No supplies. Instead you know what? The option to buy them again - yup, it's available to buy, bay-bay! I'll wait 10 more minutes, if this continues, will sell and shut the bunker production tomorrow morning. I need to sleep.

 

FK off R*.

 

 

Third Edit:

Same thing. Will proceed with the aforementioned plan.

 

FK off R*.

So I restarted the game this morning. Went to my bunker. My stock was miraculously full.

 

Fun times.

 

 

Edit (AGAIN!):

HAAAHAHAAAA! I call my OP via MC, to get to the Casino to spin the wheel. Map is conspiculously missing some icons. Guess what? Instant raid! When I just literally restarted the game. On my Coke. Which is COMPLETELY EMPTY. 

 

FAKK U AND UR FAKKIN GAME, R*! Morons.

 

 

Edit Fiesta:

Oh, Agent 14 calls me to tell me that MORE supplies had arrived to my Bunker.

 

What. The. Fakk.

Edited October 10, 2020 by partci

[antidotum]

2x Contact Missions! Yess! 

Entering contact missions

Spoiler

 

 

Me :

Spoiler

 

[suicidal_banana]

8 hours ago, partci said:

So I restarted the game this morning. Went to my bunker. My stock was miraculously full.

...

What. The. Fakk.

Theres no way in hell the game would raid you multiple times so closely to each other, some cheater is f*cking with your profile, all player profiles literally have a flag thats something like "player_should_get_raided" and cheaters can flick that switch, then you get raided. Contact R* support and (CALMLY) tell them what happened, this aint normal & im fairly sure they can reimburse you to some extend.

[partci]

1 hour ago, suicidal_banana said:

Theres no way in hell the game would raid you multiple times so closely to each other...

I've been witness (and a victim) multiple times of the game doing chain raids when you join your MC to sell product. The record was a friend with 4 consecutive ones and this was the day he shut down his MC for good (actually we both did and focused on doing actually profitable and time-saving stuff: Casino Heists).

 

My explanation to this debacle from yesterday is that there was raid hanging above my head somewhere in the R* Universe, but for some weird game coding reason it was not registering correctly, thus was screwing up with everything else I was doing yesterday.

 

Regardless: MC is broken AF.

Edited October 10, 2020 by partci

[Nerfgoth]

On 10/9/2020 at 2:19 PM, Kiethblacklion said:

Up until now I have ignored the casino heist. So this week my crew and I thought we'd give it a shot. We were doing the setup mission where you steal the untraceable weapons. I want to know who at Rockstar thought up this ridiculous mission. What were these developers smoking when they programmed this? 

 

Here is my list of issues with this mission:

 

#1 - ignore our entire inventory of weapons and go steal untraceable weapons....that are located on a military base! WTF?! 

#2 - steal the weapons by stealing the military vehicle they are stored in...a vehicle that is obviously low jacked because every cop on the map seems to know where you are with this thing

#3 - when you die, you respawn in the middle of this cluster of cops and you spawn with no weapon in your hand

 

The entire premise of this mission is to steal weapons that can't be traced back to you or Lester and yet you are stealing them from a high security facility and then you're in a 4 star police chase for 30 minutes. That completely contradicts the premise of the mission. It would have made more sense to steal weapons from the Ballas or Lost MC not from Zancudo, where you have to kill military personnel in full view of everyone.

Don´t forget the drills for the boxes!

 

Why not keep them? Or in Lester´s case: Heard about a thing called cash? Some design chooses in this game is so stupid!