The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Xiled]

Minecraft - announces and shows part of next update half a year away

R* - Uhh something is coming soon 

Edited October 3, 2020 by Xiled

[Halal Cyborg]

7 hours ago, Gunbladelad said:

All this talk about hunting people with sea sharks and tugs - I'll raise the stakes with my Blazer Aqua - nobody's safe on land or at sea (especially me for some reason, lol)

You tried driving the street blazer? I hate it it randomly doesn’t turn as it wheelies on its own 

[El Cavilldo]

On 10/2/2020 at 7:47 PM, Xiled said:

Would love to see a gif of that lul

 

This might be a bit better than that  I knew it would work given the glass health the helicopters in gta v have lul To be fair they did have a zentorno and I felt threatened and had to act. 

^That's a very cool way to use a helicopter as a meat grinder

Didn't knew a Zentorno could be a threat, though...

 

 

^That's my tugboat, shaking off some poor guy lol.

Edited October 4, 2020 by El Cavilldo

[Gunbladelad]

8 hours ago, Halal Cyborg said:

You tried driving the street blazer? I hate it it randomly doesn’t turn as it wheelies on its own 

Wasn't that one of the freebies a couple of months back?  I've got it sitting in one of my garages near my MC clubhouse.

Having said that - the Blazer Aqua does confuse people sometimes if they're looking at the map and see you on a "motorbike" in the middle of the sea, lol.

[PetrolCB]

11 hours ago, suicidal_banana said:

So now in the rare cases i do join i low key annoy them with things like the above, i wont ruin the mission but i will make sure it will go as slowly as possible  f- off with glitching the easiest finale in the game and play casino heist instead you big baby.

Why would you be a dick though? You could easily go do something else.

 

They are your "friends" and you act like a twat because of what you deem to be the right way to play.

[Non Funkable Token]

9 hours ago, Xiled said:

Minecraft - announces and shows part of next update half a year away

R* - Uhh something is coming soon 

Shhhh, it's the BiGguSt UpDaTaH EvAh, nonetheless.

[Taterman]

3 hours ago, El Cavilldo said:

 

^That's my tugboat, shaking off some poor guy lol.

Viva Le Tug!!!!

[Rotorhead359]

Easy (0.50x $ & RP) means leave. Why do hosts not get that? I will take a 20-25% pay dock for one team life, but who in his right mind takes a 50-60% pay dock for 2 team lives, and then have the mission fail because a mission vehicle got destroyed, someone alerted a guard, someone walked out of bounds, but no one actually died? Happens every time, easy is a dead giveaway for that. It's amazing how people manage to fail missions without depleting team lives.

Besides, what's to stop someone from dying a 3rd time if they have already died twice on easy?

 

edit: just to clarify, I only mean easy (50% pay) like in the old heists. I don't mind missions that pay easy 100%, normal 125%, hard 150%

Edited October 5, 2020 by AirWolf359

[Gridl0k]

You can kill anyone with a ceramic pistol-whip but a f*cking pipe wrench will alert the guards..

[suicidal_banana]

8 hours ago, PetrolCB said:

Why would you be a dick though? You could easily go do something else.

They are your "friends" and you act like a twat because of what you deem to be the right way to play.

Well in fairness i do usually go do something else / will only do this 1ce or 2ce per 'friend' 

 

You kinda answered your own question though, im acting like a dick / twat (only a little, like mentioned i will make sure nothing of what i do actually ruins the mission in any way) because im trying to get them to think about why i would do that / about what they are doing, that & also just to make the mission less boring for myself.

 

One of these days i will bring a tugboat

 

 

[Jammsbro]

Trying to get movie prop vehicles to spawn. Seriously rockstar. Why the f*ck is this game so poorly coded.

 

I've been changing sessions and hunting for a week now and nothing.

[gta111]

one word: Silkies(Durags). Why are they not in game? is it too ethnic for rockstar or? We already have braids and dreads, no afro's tho  Need more "ethnic" hair and styles in general, also need actual, beards not textures. Below should length hair too. Also no beach homes on along del perro or even chumash for sale? like Really? i'd pay 4-5m at most for a proper beach home/(mansion). Also holy sh*t more relevant vehicles that the general public actually know about and you'd see on a street in the states or at least cali, and not just in hollywood. IK they're just starting to do this but still. also voices for mp characters even its a few phrase and recycled npcs, or if anything moans and grunts from pain and falls, like they do in directors mode, like they feel kinda lifeless. sorry didnt mean to turn it into a wishlist post ijs. Also animated hair and clothing, like if they can have trees and flags sway in the breeze clothing and hair cant be tooooo hard, but i guess its way too late now. hmmm

[Nerfgoth]

21 hours ago, Xiled said:

Minecraft - announces and shows part of next update half a year away

R* - Uhh something is coming soon 

And that is cool! What I heard is that they listen to the community too!

[Xiled]

This is from couple years ago when I made a second character on a different account for testing. This is the list of calls/texts/notifications the game hit me with during the first hour of playtime. This is right after arena released. 

Edited October 4, 2020 by Xiled

[secrecy274]

Sometimes I wonder if I have a big bullseye painted on my back, it usually only takes 20min or so before every tryhard and griefer in a lobby goes after me.

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

14 hours ago, Gridl0k said:

You can kill anyone with a ceramic pistol-whip but a f*cking pipe wrench will alert the guards..

that is rockstar's well known logic...

[partci]

So I am doing a mission and it says I need to buy ammo for $750 to fill it up. I am coming out of it, selling my bunker and NC (Phantom Wedge and Pounder Custom which both do not require the use of any ammo), starting another mission and suddenly I need $10 000 for ammo. WTF?

[Xiled]

5 hours ago, partci said:

So I am doing a mission and it says I need to buy ammo for $750 to fill it up. I am coming out of it, selling my bunker and NC (Phantom Wedge and Pounder Custom which both do not require the use of any ammo), starting another mission and suddenly I need $10 000 for ammo. WTF?

Yeah don't buy ammo from the mission start screen. It eats your money like a claw machine. People would start a mission to get ammo and I think they did it to counter that but normal players get scammed as well. 

[whywontyoulisten]

15 hours ago, Xiled said:

This is from couple years ago when I made a second character on a different account for testing. This is the list of calls/texts/notifications the game hit me with during the first hour of playtime. This is right after arena released. 

Brony call? Nightmarish.

[MayoChiki]

53 minutes ago, Xiled said:

Yeah don't buy ammo from the mission start screen. It eats your money like a claw machine. People would start a mission to get ammo and I think they did it to counter that but normal players get scammed as well. 

I think that happens because you disabled your custom loadout and the game thinks you want to buy grenades and tear gas (10k). it's f*cking bullsh*t because I always have to make sure I don't buy them and just need ammo for something else

On 10/4/2020 at 3:44 AM, AirWolf359 said:

Easy (0.50x $ & RP) means leave. Why do hosts not get that? I will take a 20-25% pay dock for one team life, but who in his right mind takes a 50-60% pay dock for 2 team lives, and then have the mission fail because a mission vehicle got destroyed, someone alerted a guard, someone walked out of bounds, but no one actually died? Happens every time, easy is a dead giveaway for that. It's amazing how people manage to fail missions without depleting team lives.

Besides, what's to stop someone from dying a 3rd time if they have already died twice on easy?

I play on easy the missions I just want to get over with. At one point I'd rather take anything than protect and waste time on someone who does nothing but die. I had it happen with the last MOC mission. I knew that chances of someone joining and sucking were so high I just needed the extra life to get enough time for the next checkpoint. So many people play on hard and don't realize how much time is wasted on replays you might as well just play on normal

[partci]

3 hours ago, Xiled said:

Yeah don't buy ammo from the mission start screen. It eats your money like a claw machine. People would start a mission to get ammo and I think they did it to counter that but normal players get scammed as well. 

I now figured to refill my ammo doing Survivals. And am making money on top of that.

[ytowntuneup]

Probably not really a B&M, but did anyone start an assassination game like in GTA 4?

[Rotorhead359]

3 hours ago, Mayochiki said:

I play on easy the missions I just want to get over with. At one point I'd rather take anything than protect and waste time on someone who does nothing but die. I had it happen with the last MOC mission. I knew that chances of someone joining and sucking were so high I just needed the extra life to get enough time for the next checkpoint. So many people play on hard and don't realize how much time is wasted on replays you might as well just play on normal

MOC and contact missions have different payout levels, they go easy 100%, normal 125%, hard 150%. I don't really mind doing those on easy, because the reduction in pay is less for the amount of lives you get.

I meant the old heists specifically, where easy difficulty docks you 50%. At that point it just isn't worth doing, because people will fail anyway, and often not even by dying.

[Talisman_83]

If you kill yourself, I count that as a kill for me.

If you heist warp, that's a kill for me.

If you leave the session before I do, I win.

 

So many of these kids are so afraid to fight. They get one kill and can't face fighting one on one, they need backup.

It's kinda laughable.

 

EDIT: Next lobby I landed in, I killed a guy off radar and he heist warped to orbital me.

I messaged him, telling to stop relying on orbital. Lets fight - no orbital, no off radar, no CEO.

I actually managed to have a fun fight with the guy and friended him.

Its funny what can happen when you meet someone who sees reason and knows that their initial impulse (ghost, orbital etc) is the wrong one and if they just resisted that, they might actually have fun.

Edited October 5, 2020 by Talisman_83

[Angry Akula]

WTF have they done to the PV spawns in Zancudo? Every time I call a PV from outside the hangar they spawn outside the base by the road next to the swamp, when they always used to spawn next to my hangar.

Edited October 5, 2020 by Angry Akula

[SlammerRPM]

ANOTHER bunker delivery fail due to the yellow target circles.

All three Insurgents complete their first four drops and make it to the final drop. And NOTHING happens. The clock runs out and I loose a fifth of my product.

[Gridl0k]

f*ck this one light-pole in particular

 

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

On 10/3/2020 at 1:20 PM, Xiled said:

Minecraft - announces and shows part of next update half a year away

R* - Uhh something is coming soon 

At this point, Trevor will make an appearance in Super Smash Bros before GTA VI even gets announced lmao

[dragosani00]

5 hours ago, SlammerRPM said:

ANOTHER bunker delivery fail due to the yellow target circles.

All three Insurgents complete their first four drops and make it to the final drop. And NOTHING happens. The clock runs out and I loose a fifth of my product.

I am seeing it a lot with these business battles too. It's go to the point where I just won't bother to fly across the map to pick up a few crates as it's pretty likely that I won't be able to f*cking deliver them to my nightclub anyway.

Crazy that game play errors like this don't get patched with any kind of urgency, I guess if there was a central review website/magazine etc where programming & gameplay errors in games were given massive publicity these games companies would be correcting their errors a lot more quickly than they do. As it is they are well aware that there's nowhere for everyone to complain to that will 'make a lot of noise' so they don't bother.

[whywontyoulisten]

13 hours ago, Angry Akula said:

WTF have they done to the PV spawns in Zancudo? Every time I call a PV from outside the hangar they spawn outside the base by the road next to the swamp, when they always used to spawn next to my hangar.

Isn't that where they spawn if you don't own a Zancudo hangar? At LSIA they spawn on the beach if your hangar is at Zancudo. They're even breaking stuff that was poorly designed in the first place.