The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Mini Madrazo]

Smh at you bitch made mofos that team kill just to be an asshole then run scared when someone wants to retaliate

Edited September 30, 2020 by RockstarZigs

[DarkReign27]

13 hours ago, secrecy274 said:

What are the triggers for these raids? I've seen a lot of people talk of them, but never had them happen to me.

Having a certain amount of stuff to sell (I forget the exact amount I think maybe a bit lower than half a bar and anything above.) and sitting on it too long if you mean the bunker. If you were playing in a private online it will trigger it once in a public immediately from what I experienced. Ah and if you hired security the timer is higher so you won't get raided as fast.

Edited September 30, 2020 by DarkReign27

[Gridl0k]

Glad to see this is still possible, and I'm sure all the times I'm kicked from heist lobbies is entirely unrelated.

 

 

You'll note this motherf*cker fails the gridl0k rule;

 

"Never trust a player over rank 100 who doesn't own a boat"

Edited September 30, 2020 by Gridl0k

[secrecy274]

7 minutes ago, Gridl0k said:

"Never trust a player over rank 100 who doesn't own a boat"

I don't own a boat...

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

On 9/29/2020 at 12:47 PM, Wastelander (Suzuki) said:

On 9/28/2020 at 7:52 AM, Gridl0k said:

I use combat rolls in PVE simply because it's the best way to end up where I want to be, not because it breaks lock or anything.

PVE Combat Rolls are for Reload Canceling (basically skip the animation, it's somehow faster than just reloading. lol) and Rolling back into cover behind a wall. Which from what you've said is why you do it, which is way different than the typical randoms you come across.

IMO, rolling not breaking NPC's aimbot is total bullsh*t and yet another entry on the list of game rules that the NPCs blatantly break all the time.

 

38 minutes ago, secrecy274 said:

I don't own a boat...

Not even a Dinghy? Bruh.

[secrecy274]

2 minutes ago, YELLOW ZOOMER WITH DRONE said:

Not even a Dinghy? Bruh.

But... for what reason would I own a Dinghy?

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

28 minutes ago, secrecy274 said:

But... for what reason would I own a Dinghy?

Because owning a Dinghy is the ultimate proof of legitimacy, duh!

 

And because they're cool, obviously.

 

#DinghyGang

[LunaStrky :3]

19 minutes ago, YELLOW ZOOMER WITH DRONE said:

Because owning a Dinghy is the ultimate proof of legitimacy, duh!

 

And because they're cool, obviously.

 

#DinghyGang

I don't own a Dinghy either...I've been playing GTAO since day 1 (Almost) and never felt like it was necessary. But now I feel so uncool... so I guess I'll be buying one now.

 

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Something I've noticed is that the underwater controls of the character is very... annoying, for say the least. I can't controll my character, and sometimes when I press left it goes right!

 

[gtafan26]

I own boats but don't think I own a Dingy, but there really is no reason, being a CEO lets use a Dingy for free.

[TheFroggmann]

16 minutes ago, gtafan26 said:

I own boats but don't think I own a Dingy, but there really is no reason, being a CEO lets use a Dingy for free.

If it's free you own it. Regardless it's a $100,000 investment that when you absolutely need it (Buzzard drowns, MKII gets drowned, etc.) it pays off in spades. 

28 minutes ago, LunaStrky :3 said:

I don't own a Dinghy either...I've been playing GTAO since day 1 (Almost) and never felt like it was necessary. But now I feel so uncool... so I guess I'll be buying one now.

 

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Something I've noticed is that the underwater controls of the character is very... annoying, for say the least. I can't controll my character, and sometimes when I press left it goes right!

 

Yea I have noticed that. Yes extremely frustrating. 

Edited September 30, 2020 by TheFroggmann

[Lupo-Akane]

On 9/28/2020 at 8:52 PM, Shadowfennekin said:

This is why I think beating SP should be a requirement to play Online

Doesn't take that long to even do 

But sp is so boring and I only got the game for online lol.

[theyorkshirejo]

Omg yeah thanks Rockstar I proper love chasing merryweather all around LS instead of just delivering my weapons 

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

51 minutes ago, _jodielaura said:

Omg yeah thanks Rockstar I proper love chasing merryweather all around LS instead of just delivering my weapons 

Funny how in the single instance in which Merryweather blatantly spawning in front of us would actually benefit us, they spawn as far as possible instead.

 

It doesn't help that they go aggro on any player who passes by, so good luck chasing a Merryweather Mesa or Insurgent lol

[Amber Starfield]

So I won the podium vehicle this morning (Coil Brawler) and was very excited. 1st thing I did was drive it over to LCS for some upgrades, and was pleased to find many off-road light racks for it. Once I am done, I drive out only to find that I have yet another vehicle with phony, useless light racks. WTF R*. Why even bother adding off-road lights if you are not going to script them to function?? Ah yes, you added them so unsuspecting players would purchase them and then have to pay to remove your worthless shat. Great job screwing over your customers and what could have been an awesome mod. By the way... I thought “Coil” vehicles were supposed to be electric. Evidently the Brawler is not.

 

[Arrows to Athens]

5 hours ago, Amber Starfield said:

So I won the podium vehicle this morning (Coil Brawler) and was very excited. 1st thing I did was drive it over to LCS for some upgrades, and was pleased to find many off-road light racks for it. Once I am done, I drive out only to find that I have yet another vehicle with phony, useless light racks. WTF R*. Why even bother adding off-road lights if you are not going to script them to function?? Ah yes, you added them so unsuspecting players would purchase them and then have to pay to remove your worthless shat. Great job screwing over your customers and what could have been an awesome mod. By the way... I thought “Coil” vehicles were supposed to be electric. Evidently the Brawler is not.

 

They just don't care. It's quite evident. 

[Gunbladelad]

Today's "bitch and moan" for me is those [CENSORED] Casino missions - why the HELL can you not choose to NOT redo the damn things after a few failed attempts - even if it's just to let you go and actually re-stock on armour because the damn game will only let you get one back (which is a LOT of use when every single vehicle in the game wants to kill you - and the AI chasing you are hyper-aimbots which seem to get headshots while speeding past you at 100mph...)  The only reason why I'm even considering doing the damn things is to get 100% prep before my next Casino heist - but it's not worth the hassle to do the missions when they're so heavily against you.

Yes, I do know you can change session to cancel out of these missions, but you shouldn't HAVE to do this - ALL the other missions let you choose to exit out after each attempt.

Edited October 1, 2020 by Gunbladelad

[TheFroggmann]

21 hours ago, YELLOW ZOOMER WITH DRONE said:

Funny how in the single instance in which Merryweather blatantly spawning in front of us would actually benefit us, they spawn as far as possible instead.

 

It doesn't help that they go aggro on any player who passes by, so good luck chasing a Merryweather Mesa or Insurgent lol

Reminds me of early on in the Gunrunner DLC one of those morons latched onto a player heading up to grapeseed. By the time I caught up to them they were in sandy shores. Almost didn't make that sale. 

 

Regardless, should we be required to defend the shipment if these dipsh*ts can't find the drop site even with a seeing eye bloodhound with a GPS around it's neck? I think the answer is no. 

[HamwithCheese]

So it's the anniversary of gta. The weather is even similar to the days I first logged on. But the magic is gone, no nostalgia. I really want to play and enjoy the game, but literally the same thing happen, in the same order.

[MayoChiki]

On 9/29/2020 at 12:47 PM, Wastelander (Suzuki) said:

PVE Combat Rolls are for Reload Canceling (basically skip the animation, it's somehow faster than just reloading. lol) and Rolling back into cover behind a wall. Which from what you've said is why you do it, which is way different than the typical randoms you come across.


Always fun failing an Act 3 heist or any heist because Tryhard Looking Headass/Dreadlocks Retard decides to combat roll in the middle of a wide open room and gets sweep by the NPC with an Assault Shotgun.

Reloading your gun is cringe. Just have a melee weapon ready and hotswap to avoid reloading ever again.

[Gridl0k]

I hit $250m cash so decided to get my alt character set up to do DCH too, and now I have $244m.

 

Want Paige? Buy a terrorbyte! Which means buying a nightclub! 

[AcidRain7744]

My AFK drops connection all the time now. I used to be able to AFK 20+ hours at a time. Now I'm lucky to get to 8 hours.

 

Maybe unrelated, but I was in a solo public last night doing an IE sale. I got dropped a half block from the halo and a music played for 2 seconds. The screen goes black and I'm thinking I won a prize or something. Nope, just a network error.

[SqualidCoyote]

On 9/30/2020 at 11:32 PM, YELLOW ZOOMER WITH DRONE said:

Because owning a Dinghy is the ultimate proof of legitimacy, duh!

 

And because they're cool, obviously.

 

#DinghyGang

 

Gonna hunt you down on my Seashark.

[Xiled]

6 hours ago, SqualidCoyote said:

 

Gonna hunt you down on my Seashark.

My mighty tugboat can hunt you down anywhere in the game. It is also an aircraft carrier and can carry small helicopters.  Be warned, it may attack at any time. 

Edited October 2, 2020 by Xiled

[El Cavilldo]

2 hours ago, Xiled said:

My mighty tugboat can hunt you down anywhere in the game. It is also an aircraft carrier and can carry small helicopters.  Be warned, it may attack at any time. 

I can confirm that! A couple days ago some player tried to hijack my crate selling by landing his helicopter on my tugboat, like a modern pirate...

...he went off his chopper, the tugboat bounced on a wave and the poor guy got crushed between the heli and the boat.

The easiest, weirdest PvP kill I've ever got! 

[Xiled]

46 minutes ago, El Cavilldo said:

I can confirm that! A couple days ago some player tried to hijack my crate selling by landing his helicopter on my tugboat, like a modern pirate...

...he went off his chopper, the tugboat bounced on a wave and the poor guy got crushed between the heli and the boat.

The easiest, weirdest PvP kill I've ever got! 

Would love to see a gif of that lul

 

This might be a bit better than that  I knew it would work given the glass health the helicopters in gta v have lul To be fair they did have a zentorno and I felt threatened and had to act. 

Edited October 3, 2020 by Xiled

[DarkReign27]

Hey that Tug boat was my temporary Yacht. My friend bought the most expensive Yacht I was on the fence about buying one so I bought the tug boat later on to ram his yacht out of jealousy. He then flew his Hydra onto my Tuggy McTugFace and it caught fire, I bailed so did he. It blew up and while he was laughing it sunk below his yacht. I bought the second most expesive Yacht later that day... True story. I'm glad I bought it though I love the picture of the rope I was sold.

Edited October 3, 2020 by DarkReign27

[Taterman]

6 hours ago, El Cavilldo said:

I can confirm that! A couple days ago some player tried to hijack my crate selling by landing his helicopter on my tugboat, like a modern pirate...

...he went off his chopper, the tugboat bounced on a wave and the poor guy got crushed between the heli and the boat.

The easiest, weirdest PvP kill I've ever got! 

I flew my OP2 to the tug to pick up crates and thought it would be cool to just land on it instead of swimming to the boat. Bad idea, would not recommend. It bounces around like crazy once you start moving and eventually blows up. Pretty funny seeing it flip and bounce around though.

[Gunbladelad]

All this talk about hunting people with sea sharks and tugs - I'll raise the stakes with my Blazer Aqua - nobody's safe on land or at sea (especially me for some reason, lol)

[Taterman]

4 hours ago, Gunbladelad said:

All this talk about hunting people with sea sharks and tugs - I'll raise the stakes with my Blazer Aqua - nobody's safe on land or at sea (especially me for some reason, lol)

I just did the 2x CEO mission for the Aqua last night. I hate driving that thing on land, too twitchy.

[suicidal_banana]

@secrecy274 & @LunaStrky :3 

You need a boat in your life, if not a Dinghy or Jetmax, get a Marquis

 

 

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My B&M of the day, something i said before but is still getting to me, im extremely annoyed by how many of my 'friends' still grind the bogdan finale repeat trick like crazy, grow up and play something thats more fun (and likely less dangerous considering recent events/upcoming re-re-release)

 

So now in the rare cases i do join i low key annoy them with things like the above, i wont ruin the mission but i will make sure it will go as slowly as possible  f- off with glitching the easiest finale in the game and play casino heist instead you big baby.

 

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16 minutes ago, Taterman said:

I just did the 2x CEO mission for the Aqua last night. I hate driving that thing on land, too twitchy.

I agree, they sorta ruined that thing by not just giving it the same handling as a quad when on land, love the water mode though

Edited October 3, 2020 by suicidal_banana