The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Big Molio]

1 hour ago, God-eater said:

No, no - you're looking at it all wrong.

 

I absolutely LOVE getting reported for cheating. It means that not only did I beat someone, I beat them so badly they thought I was using magic.

 

Very few things in online gaming amuse me more. Wear your hate mail like the badges of honor that they are.

Long range explosive sniper kills are great for getting reported as a cheat. Blow up their pesky strafing jet from several blocks away and watch the tears flow. They simply don't understand what just happened.

[God-eater]

1 hour ago, Big Molio said:

Long range explosive sniper kills are great for getting reported as a cheat. Blow up their pesky strafing jet from several blocks away and watch the tears flow. They simply don't understand what just happened.

That is definitely a favorite, although I often have trouble landing the second shot - you know, because of the giggling.

[Gridl0k]

 

Thanks! What are they?

[Timsalabimbo]

26 minutes ago, Gridl0k said:

 

Thanks! What are they?

The mask perhaps?

[Gridl0k]

52 minutes ago, Timsalabimbo said:

The mask perhaps?

Probably, even though I didn't do any CEO work last week, unless histing counts. Guess I could've looked but the point is the useless message.

 

So, yeah, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

 

I have a lot of clothing. I have a lot of clothing with stars next to them too because I never really got into the sims.

Edited September 6, 2020 by Gridl0k

[whywontyoulisten]

5 hours ago, Gridl0k said:

 

Thanks! What are they?

I got that too. Whatever it was, it wasn't the T-shirt they owe me for doing yacht missions last week. I can't even remember what it looks like.

 

Edit: 6 figure temps.

Edited September 6, 2020 by whywontyoulisten

[PocketPoncho]

The Green Dotted Mask is now in my inventory!!

[Commander S]

Going back through older updates' vehicles, and maaan, did things like the Yosemite, Hermes, Ellie, etc. get screwed over by R* neglecting Benny's for years...

 

Hopefully the recent revival wasn't just a one-off bit of recycling (because of pandemic-related delays), and we get more in December - right now, I've got zero interest in the "biggest update ever" (not that GTAO has any chance of yanking me back out of Night City, anyway...), but put some more well-done vehicles with lots of fine-tuning potential? Yeah, I'll bite!

[Gridl0k]

^ I hadn't been to Benny's for so long I was amazed he did all those racecars too, totally forgotten. I even own a Banshee

[Hotband]

So I guess this summer update introduced another glitch into the game, where after NAT typing the whole session to kick everyone out, it seems like sometimes now when I sell the bunker stuff, it doesn't let me drop the cargo off now(LOLwhat?). I had that happen 2 times before it finally worked and I sold it off. First time I've ever seen that one before in the 2 years or so I've had the bunker.

 

 

The sad thing is I'm not sure if it's a glitch or intentional or what like with passive mode and surviving explosions that are supposed to kill you even with passive on now(like crashing a plane), EVERY update breaks the most random sh*t it is so hilarious at this point hahahaha

[Shadowfennekin]

Why do I keep buying explosive ammo for my f*cking weapons?!

I don't have use it up! It's just gone the next time I boot up the game! -_-

Tried to snipe a jet only for the *click* sound to be heard

[Sil3ntWr4th_-]

9 minutes ago, Shadowfennekin said:

Why do I keep buying explosive ammo for my f*cking weapons?!

I don't have use it up! It's just gone the next time I boot up the game! -_-

Tried to snipe a jet only for the *click* sound to be heard

sounds like the dissipating ammo glitch has reappeared again, rockstar really need to fix that ASAP.

[Kyoto]

I'm so tempted to just telling the devs there's a money glitch involved whenever a mission fails even though we did what the game said to do.

'Cause then they'd give a sh*t.

Edited September 7, 2020 by Kyoto

[PetrolCB]

17 hours ago, Gridl0k said:

 

Thanks! What are they?

Three Bigness shirts and a pair of baggy cargos.

 

[SlammerRPM]

R* seriously needs to fix the bunker raid where you have to recover your stock from the raiders at the airfield. If the point of the job is to QUIETLY sneak in and steal the Valkrie and return it to the bunker. Then TELL US that.

Don't have me shoot most of the raiders, then watch the Valkrie take off. Only to be told to shoot it down. Then recover the dropped crate and return it to the bunker as instructed. Only to be rewarded with HALF of my maxed out stock lost.

That was $500,000!! GONE!!

 

[Big Molio]

19 hours ago, Gridl0k said:

 

Thanks! What are they?

I bet you feel like Dobby now don't you?

[partci]

55 minutes ago, SlammerRPM said:

R* seriously needs to fix the bunker raid where you have to recover your stock from the raiders at the airfield. If the point of the job is to QUIETLY sneak in and steal the Valkrie and return it to the bunker. Then TELL US that.

Don't have me shoot most of the raiders, then watch the Valkrie take off. Only to be told to shoot it down. Then recover the dropped crate and return it to the bunker as instructed. Only to be rewarded with HALF of my maxed out stock lost.

That was $500,000!! GONE!!

 

It hurts you and "benefits" them, so no, do not expect a fix. They fix only stuff that makes your life easier (like the bunker timer glitch). Raid chains, low payoffs, god mode griefers, modders - nah, buy this Shark Card and it will be fine.

[The G-Man]

I still hate that it took them all this time to finally add an option to return your pv

[Commander S]

10 hours ago, The G-Man said:

I still hate that it took them all this time to finally add an option to return your pv

 

 

Nearly four years after Bikers implemented it for clubhouses - which also means that the time it took to go from GTAO launching in 2013 to Bikers adding the 'return personal vehicle' function in 2016 was shorter than the time between Bikers, and it getting added as a universal option.

 

Which also reminds me that it took two years to go from last-gen GTAO, to Benny's getting added in 2015, but twice as long between Benny's getting neglected after Import/Export, and this recent revival with the Summer Special update. R* really are awful for adding in good ideas, and then seemingly forgetting they even exist, aren't they?

[Black-Dragon96]

Who the f*ck playtested this last update.

Already posted this one in the Heist Failure topic, but it belongs here aswell:

"Well I had the most bizarre casino heist failure today.

Did agressive approche with two randoms. We went in through the sewer, cleaned out the enemies, went to the vault and blew the door.

The second we stepped in "Pfff" the gas goes of and Lester tell us to go back the way we came. No timer, no loot, nothing.

We die and restart. Clean out the enemies, boom goes the door, Pff goes the gas.

Host wants to try a third time despite me telling him it wont work.

Third try same outcome. In the screen he hits retry a fourth time, but this time I get stuck loading and have to restart the game.

 

I think that the bug was caused by the fact that both randoms where CEOs of diffrent Orgs."

 

Combine that with the other nice problems that I currently have:

 

1. Public sessions are apparently not public enough since my bunker computer still tells me to join a public session to sell cargo while Im in one with 15 other guys.

 

2. I cant see the bloody casino heist board 99% of the time. It just does not exist for me when I join on call. I can see the stuff behind it and the characters during the outfit choice but thats it.

 

3. I get stuck outside the arcade when I join rando heists. Sometimes I'm in first person and cant move. Sometimes I get stuck in the cutscene.

I can see the other people, sometimes even my own character but I cant do anything. If someone triggers the door of the casino I get stuck in a black loadingscreen.

 

4. Getting kicked out of a heist lobby can result in me getting stuck in a dark arcade garage interior. I can move around but cant get out. Upstairs does not load. I have to leave online and rejoin when that happens because killing myself and then joining a new rando heist will result in my spawning inside the interior at the start of the heist.

 

[Halal Cyborg]

20 hours ago, Hotband said:

So I guess this summer update introduced another glitch into the game, where after NAT typing the whole session to kick everyone out, it seems like sometimes now when I sell the bunker stuff, it doesn't let me drop the cargo off now(LOLwhat?). I had that happen 2 times before it finally worked and I sold it off. First time I've ever seen that one before in the 2 years or so I've had the bunker.

 

 

The sad thing is I'm not sure if it's a glitch or intentional or what like with passive mode and surviving explosions that are supposed to kill you even with passive on now(like crashing a plane), EVERY update breaks the most random sh*t it is so hilarious at this point hahahaha

It’s been happening for a while and I no longer NAT for anything other then peace after a sale in a full session...it still happens in full sessions don’t worry...very regularly 

[Standard Deluxe 59]

The new way the starting line speed boost works sucks. Who's bright idea was it to fix tapping the gas in order to get the speed boost? Of all things that needed fixing, that got attention? Yes I know it was an intended "fix",  again who suggested that needed fixing? Jerk. 

 

Oh yeah, that new "Entourage" mode in the casino can shove a rusty pole up its backside because that mode truly sucks. 

[skc_2srk]

1 hour ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

The new way the starting line speed boost works sucks. Who's bright idea was it to fix tapping the gas in order to get the speed boost? Of all things that needed fixing, that got attention? Yes I know it was an intended "fix",  again who suggested that needed fixing? Jerk. 

 

Oh yeah, that new "Entourage" mode in the casino can shove a rusty pole up its backside because that mode truly sucks. 

They broke the game in general and people is moving on

[JOEsAGGRESSIVE]

now I remember why I stopped fooling with selling the special cargo, forcing me to fly low with the biggest and slowest plane in the game or I get police and can't drop cargo. so after the third tree/pole I clipped I rage quit.

[Guest]

I don't get people having high hopes about upcoming GTAO DLC; T2 after Houser's departure have bigger control at R* and last thing they will do is spending money on development...

 

and don't even start talking about CnC, ok? 

[partci]

10 hours ago, Black-Dragon96 said:

... Pff goes the gas...

Me and a friend of mine last week had a familiar experience, though we had 30 seconds to loot the first time, that went up to 59 seconds on our second and stayed there for our third try. We canceled the heist and started again. It was going... smooth, then the game stuck on loading screen when we were going out of the casino. We wasted near one hour for absolutely nothing.

 

Joining random Casino Heists is the worst - if you are lucky enough to actually join and start one and not get DCed or stuck on infinite loading screen or glitch in thin air our something else, usually you stumble on 300+ RP guys that are obviously doing this for the very first time (HOW???*) and they are using the Bugstars approach, where the heist always turns into Aggressive once you're off the elevator. If you are lucky, the host had had the decency to do the Duggan prep and you can get a decent cut, if you are not and the guards are armored to their teeth - you leave the heist.

 

BUT if the host did do the Duggan and still everything goes down the drainers after the elevator (99% chance it will), but you manage to go out of the casino, you are saluted with glitch a). the helicopter is missing b). the endless police heat glitch and c). once you've managed to maneuver around all of the previous ones and you are on the final stretch, either one of the participants commits suicide or someone DCes and you've lost 1 hour for nothing.

 

Good thing that I have enough money to play those for sh*ts and giggles, out of boredom, but sometimes the bug fiesta still can be way too much.

 

*I know - modding

[Gridl0k]

I wish they'd stop f*cking around with Chernobog like *it* was the problem in lobbies, I'm sure they've f*cked the missile speed and lock on range again.

 

In between jobs there's nothing Gridl0k likes better than kicking off his shoes and jacking up his U2 killer for a bit of No Fly Zone action.

Edited September 8, 2020 by Gridl0k

[Gridl0k]

Oh and it's some pretty high f*cking level trolling to make me run jog past 3 square miles of NOOSE's dedicated servers eh?

[DarkReign27]

On 9/7/2020 at 1:49 AM, SlammerRPM said:

R* seriously needs to fix the bunker raid where you have to recover your stock from the raiders at the airfield. If the point of the job is to QUIETLY sneak in and steal the Valkrie and return it to the bunker. Then TELL US that.

Don't have me shoot most of the raiders, then watch the Valkrie take off. Only to be told to shoot it down. Then recover the dropped crate and return it to the bunker as instructed. Only to be rewarded with HALF of my maxed out stock lost.

That was $500,000!! GONE!!

 

Well I think there won't be a "fix" it works as intended. I've done these raids 4 times and twice in super speed time the truck one strapped with bombs with infinite enemies and this heli one, I still lost half always I figured it's supposed to happen? I kinda stop doing them all together because of the anxiety it gave me. Working as intended I think at least from what I've experienced I didn't know you get it all back if that's supposed to happen?

[B7R]

Finally find Packie at Sandy Shores after completing my friends MC Sell missions only to have a minute and 30 seconds to get to Cypress flats which I did not make.  Why on earth doesn't the mission timer start from the moment you get into the van?