The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Talisman_83]

f*ck OFF!

I KNOW I CAN CALL OUT THE RC BANDITO FROM THE INTERACTION MENU! AND THE RC TANK!

AAAAARGHHHHHH!

 

Sorry.

 

But honestly, what dev thought it would be a great idea to fire that alert every time you load into a lobby?

There should be a simple condition that checks whether its been fired already / only fire it once.

Edited June 14, 2020 by Talisman_83

[Qrix]

7 hours ago, Fun 2 said:

Anyone gets stuck on the Arena loading screen? Like the lobby menu doesn't even load

This bug is from december 2019 or longer... as usually, probably will never fixed

[Arrows to Athens]

4 hours ago, Talisman_83 said:

f*ck OFF!

I KNOW I CAN CALL OUT THE RC BANDITO FROM THE INTERACTION MENU! AND THE RC TANK!

AAAAARGHHHHHH!

 

Sorry.

 

But honestly, what dev thought it would be a great idea to fire that alert every time you load into a lobby?

There should be a simple condition that checks whether its been fired already / only fire it once.

Don't forget the Vamos. Did you know that you can purchase it off Southern San Andreas Super Autos?

Edited June 14, 2020 by Arrows to Athens

[Talisman_83]

I honestly don't get why a lot of tryhards think that after I 1-0 them, I'm gonna 1v1 them. I don't do 1v1s.

 

I'm gonna 1v1 you, a complete stranger, in any sort of lobby - be it public or private?

Do you honestly think I'm gonna let you get your kill back and potentially let you get up on me?

Or risk you going ghost, using BST, godmode or allowing your friends in other crews to try and sneak attack me?

 

f*ckin braindead. Come and get your kill back if you want it back. IF you can get it back.

 

Edited June 14, 2020 by Talisman_83

[Arrows to Athens]

These cops get worse and worse day after day. Why can't they just leave me alone? Let us disable them, Cockstar!

[Gordanovich]

10 hours ago, Fun 2 said:

Anyone gets stuck on the Arena loading screen? Like the lobby menu doesn't even load

EVERY. MOTHER. f*ckING. TIME.

 

I succumbed and bought an AW workshop, to shut Bryony up and because truthfully I really wanted different coloured headlights and I was willing to be kicked in the nutsack by Rockstar for it. I wasn't expecting a good experience but jesus f*cking tittychrist this has to be the most wilfully broken thing in the game.

[SouthLand]

55 minutes ago, Gordanovich said:

EVERY. MOTHER. f*ckING. TIME.

 

I succumbed and bought an AW workshop, to shut Bryony up and because truthfully I really wanted different coloured headlights and I was willing to be kicked in the nutsack by Rockstar for it. I wasn't expecting a good experience but jesus f*cking tittychrist this has to be the most wilfully broken thing in the game.

Same.

 

 

[J-Scott-D]

1 hour ago, Talisman_83 said:

I honestly don't get why a lot of tryhards think that after I 1-0 them, I'm gonna 1v1 them. I don't do 1v1s.

 

I'm gonna 1v1 you, a complete stranger, in any sort of lobby - be it public or private?

Do you honestly think I'm gonna let you get your kill back and potentially let you get up on me?

Or risk you going ghost, using BST, godmode or allowing your friends in other crews to try and sneak attack me?

 

f*ckin braindead. Come and get your kill back if you want it back. IF you can get it back.

 

That's my BVP philosophy. (RC Bandito vs. Player, which is the only type of PVP I do)

 

I've had other players send my RC Bandito "One On One Deathmatch" invites and it's funny how a little RC truck can upset someone.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

^This is why I f*cking hate this mission. Make sense for once, for f*ck's sake. Weird ass game.

[EkaSwede]

16 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

*GTA TODAY 2 video*

^This is why I f*cking hate this mission. Make sense for once, for f*ck's sake. Weird ass game.

Yeah, it's annoying when people park liek dumbasses like that.

 

And I recently played that mission and I remember that when you were solo, you'd only get a 3 star wanted level when you took the Swinger, but when you'd later take the Ellie you wouldn't get a wanted level. But when I played it the other day I got a 3 star wanted level when hopping into the Ellie at the parking house when solo.

 

I guess they changed that, the little asshats.

[ForDer089]

What's wrong with Pegasus's eyesight whenever I try to call Hydra during 'Duggan Shipment'?  Not only me also my friend couldn't call Hydra even the entire helipad was Literally empty. 

Stupid lying B-word. Pretty sure Dick Duggan paid her.

Edited June 15, 2020 by ForDer089
world -> word (Im losing my mind)

[DuhBritishTea]

3 Doomsday heist invite joins = 3 times getting stuck in the clouds.

 

Great f*cking job dumbstar. I hope your "remastered" version fixes this crap but the pessimist in me knows that it won't.

[PetrolCB]

7 hours ago, DuhBritishTea said:

3 Doomsday heist invite joins = 3 times getting stuck in the clouds.

 

Great f*cking job dumbstar. I hope your "remastered" version fixes this crap but the pessimist in me knows that it won't.

Were these invites from a random?

 

I believe somebody on here a while back surmised that a majority of cloud purgatory problems stem from the host starting the mission right away, rather than waiting a couple of seconds for the person joining to fully load in.

Edited June 15, 2020 by PetrolCB

[gtafan26]

My bitch is CEO/Biker work overriding free mode events,  lost out to a Business Battle because I just happen to be within a few miles of another player doing CEO work,  collected the BB but couldnt deliver it,  there needs to be a f*cking option for players to chose if they want to take part that stuff.

[Arrows to Athens]

 

Just GTA being GTA.

[Sn1perguy1040]

2 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

 

Just GTA being GTA.

Man, I can't wait for next gen GTAO! Imagine buying a brand new PS5, start gta online, then get killed by some jet griefer who of course is in a f*cking god mode jet!

[Arrows to Athens]

2 minutes ago, Sn1perguy1040 said:

Man, I can't wait for next gen GTAO! Imagine buying a brand new PS5, start gta online, then get killed by some jet griefer who of course is in a f*cking god mode jet!

That's Cockstar for you. By 2030, this game would have been released 19 times. 

[Sn1perguy1040]

22 minutes ago, Arrows to Athens said:

That's Cockstar for you. By 2030, this game would have been released 19 times. 

Ikr. I don't get the people celebrating this sh*t. It's no secret that all these god mode c*nts wll come over as well.Oh, and don't forget the cargo griefers. It's not like that we will sell all of a sudden without any hassle or whatsoever. And of course the tryhards. In short: Nothing's gonna change! F*ck this greedy ass company!

[DuhBritishTea]

12 hours ago, PetrolCB said:

Were these invites from a random?

 

I believe somebody on here a while back surmised that a majority of cloud purgatory problems stem from the host starting the mission right away, rather than waiting a couple of seconds for the person joining to fully load in.

Quick join from phone. So yeah random.

 

Yeah I think this is what happens. I too sometimes launch a job before someone joins completely.

It's just annoying how a game of this large scale doesn't have actual servers. I've seen small communities of ~100 people run proper servers on other games. It's quite embarrassing honestly.

[HamwithCheese]

I don't understand how people that are seemingly mentally slow can be able to play this game. Like I've seen some incredibly stupid people playing today, I can't fathom how they can understand the controls of the game, but can't understand simple instructions and mission requirements.

[Arrows to Athens]

1 hour ago, HamwithCheese said:

I don't understand how people that are seemingly mentally slow can be able to play this game. Like I've seen some incredibly stupid people playing today, I can't fathom how they can understand the controls of the game, but can't understand simple instructions and mission requirements.

There has been a random influx of low levels on this game recently (or are clean lobbies normally like that?), and my god, their performance in contact missions makes me question their sanity. Sometimes they just drive around aimlessly crashing into everything, not doing, or even attempting, the objective at all.

 

That space could have been saved for someone who would actually co-operate and get something done. You don't deserve the pay if you're gonna be like that. I swear, a lot of these missions need to be level locked or something. 

 

The fact that the Last Play and Repo missions, among others, are playable from level 1 is borderline insanity. More things need to be level locked, and that definitely includes missions.

 

At least give players an incentive to actually level up for f*ck's sake; this would make them more experienced in the long run, too. But no, let them play from the very start, regardless of level, and have them be absolutely clueless.

[EkaSwede]

On 6/14/2020 at 6:40 PM, Arrows to Athens said:

These cops get worse and worse day after day. Why can't they just leave me alone? Let us disable them, Cockstar!

Man, now you made me remember the older GTA IV multiplayer days when you started a session you could decide whether cops were around or not.

[Arrows to Athens]

7 minutes ago, EkaSwede said:

Man, now you made me remember the older GTA IV multiplayer days when you started a session you could decide whether cops were around or not.

That's one of the many things IV did better than V in terms of multiplayer; the freedom you had. You could turn off traffic or set the amount of traffic that would appear in the streets, you could turn peds off, turn off cops, etc. You could practically make the city empty, like in the movie I Am Legend. 

 

I always loved being in an empty city only consisting of online players; we conquer the world, basically. It's our playground. 

Edited June 16, 2020 by Arrows to Athens

[OneFastWheelman]

3 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

There has been a random influx of low levels on this game recently (or are clean lobbies normally like that?), and my god, their performance in contact missions makes me question their sanity. Sometimes they just drive around aimlessly crashing into everything, not doing, or even attempting, the objective at all.

 

That space could have been saved for someone who would actually co-operate and get something done. You don't deserve the pay if you're gonna be like that. I swear, a lot of these missions need to be level locked or something. 

 

The fact that the Last Play and Repo missions, among others, are playable from level 1 is borderline insanity. More things need to be level locked, and that definitely includes missions.

 

At least give players an incentive to actually level up for f*ck's sake; this would make them more experienced in the long run, too. But no, let them play from the very start, regardless of level, and have them be absolutely clueless.

You die in a mission and then spectate and get this for your viewing pleasure. 

https://xboxclips.co/onefastwheelman/d3492f0b-d9e2-456c-8d2a-743f897c5855

[Talisman_83]

It'd be really nice to do some jet dogfight death matches, but it seems that no-one has a f*cking clue how to merge or that you don't merge kill.

[Arrows to Athens]

30 minutes ago, OneFastWheelman said:

You die in a mission and then spectate and get this for your viewing pleasure. 

https://xboxclips.co/onefastwheelman/d3492f0b-d9e2-456c-8d2a-743f897c5855

[DuhBritishTea]

There's a special place in hell for the randoms that blow up my car in heists/missions on purpose.

[Standard Deluxe 59]

7 hours ago, OneFastWheelman said:

You die in a mission and then spectate and get this for your viewing pleasure. 

https://xboxclips.co/onefastwheelman/d3492f0b-d9e2-456c-8d2a-743f897c5855

On the bright side, at least he wasn't on a Dipsh*t MKII blowing up the objective. 

[KarimNTerr]

On 6/14/2020 at 6:49 PM, Gordanovich said:

EVERY. MOTHER. f*ckING. TIME.

 

I succumbed and bought an AW workshop, to shut Bryony up and because truthfully I really wanted different coloured headlights and I was willing to be kicked in the nutsack by Rockstar for it. I wasn't expecting a good experience but jesus f*cking tittychrist this has to be the most wilfully broken thing in the game.

Been a long time since I had any problem with Arena War, but yeah, 2 months ago when I started doing AW Jobs I encountered a lot of bugs like for example the AW screen in freemode and only thing I could see was the gun crossair, without counting a lot crashes, infinite loadings and sh*t

 

Then just never touched it again until recently, but never got any issue, like yesterday - everything was super smooth. Weird...

[Rotorhead359]

4 hours ago, DuhBritishTea said:

There's a special place in hell for the randoms that blow up my car in heists/missions on purpose.

Yup, straight back to freemode for those people. I'm not afraid of a few bad sports points. If they blow up your car, they probably blow the mission as well, no point in sticking around.