The B*tch & Moan Thread (Part 3)

[Halal Cyborg]

2 minutes ago, toguraum said:

which platform are you on?

Xbox 

[toguraum]

5 minutes ago, Halal Cyborg said:

Xbox 

I'm on PC, so it may be different from console. The objective doesn't register if the match isn't complete. If someone quits the match, it counts as no match played.

[Halal Cyborg]

6 minutes ago, toguraum said:

I'm on PC, so it may be different from console. The objective doesn't register if the match isn't complete. If someone quits the match, it counts as no match played.

It was like that a long time ago on consoles 

[SouthLand]

I just got my 1.000.000 for completing all the objectives.

 

I spent it on a Air Emu plane

 

 

 

I dont regret nothing

 

 

Edit: I was going to spend it on the Dump. But i already have one lol

 

 

Edited May 26, 2020 by SouthLand

[Halal Cyborg]

7 minutes ago, SouthLand said:

I just got my 1.000.000 for completing all the objectives.

 

I spent it on a Air Emu plane

 

 

 

I dont regret nothing

 

 

Edit: I was going to spend it on the Dump. But i already have one lol

 

 

My second character has a Hangar of civilian aircraft with that on the floor

[SouthLand]

1 minute ago, Halal Cyborg said:

My second character has a Hangar of civilian aircraft with that on the floor

I have the cheapest Hangar in LSIA just to look like i own a small private jet charter airline to take businessmen all over the world. I have the Luxor, Luxor deluxe, Miljet, Nimbus and now the Shamal

[Halal Cyborg]

9 minutes ago, SouthLand said:

I have the cheapest Hangar in LSIA just to look like i own a small private jet charter airline to take businessmen all over the world. I have the Luxor, Luxor deluxe, Miljet, Nimbus and now the Shamal

Pretty much like mine although I’ve got a gold Titan in mine  

[toguraum]

So I finally found a player willing to complete a match. For my surprise I also earned an achievement along with the objective: Enjoy Your Stay.

 

It seems in my 2600 hours of play, this is the first time I've actually managed to complet a Tennis match.

[Rooni]

absolutely flabbergasted at the amount of speculation on gta 6. Even after Michael's actor blasted MrBoss and everyone else who's claiming to know info. I'm sick and tired of everywhere I look it's "GTA 6 leaks? GTA 6 could come 2023 due to t2 marketing budget! GTA 6 teased in new GTA Online races?"

 

Ned Luke said it best. Essentially nobody knows a goddamn thing and almost all of the "leaks" are fake. 

If you're that interested in GTA 6, then you'd know A) it is 'rumored' to be in early development and B) with how much GTAO is making, they're going to milk that cow til the very last drop. It's not coming anytime soon smdh

[ventogt]

Decided to bite the bullet on a Dune buggy bunker run this afternoon.  What the hell, it's been a while.  Looked at the drop-offs [it wasn't half bad].  On the 3rd dropoff, I decided to come from the other side instead of running West to East from Chumash, and I sunk the buggy.  Killed the goods, 3/5 delivered.  I didn't even care but it still took me 12 minutes and when that buggy sunk....will never run anything but single Insurgent and Big Rig missions from now on, lost product be damned

[HamwithCheese]

Damn, today was productive. I bought at least 4 businesses, stole and kept about 6 or so expensive cars, fully modded them, went on multiple destructive sprees and took control of a lot enemy territory, and upgraded my characters abilities, all within 2 hours.

 

 

Oh wait I was playing saints row wow I could've sworn I was playing GTA wow

Edited May 27, 2020 by HamwithCheese

[Standard Deluxe 59]

Doing some racing, and I manage to pass this super laggy son of a bitch and I stay ahead for a couple corners. But what happens? Mr. Laggy son of a bitch pops in and rams me off the track as we're going around a bend. Damn people with their stolen McDonald's Wi-Fi.

I got stuck as the host for the next race and kicked him as soon as he joined. 

[SlammerRPM]

B&M for a friend:

He thinks that the Act 2 Boghdan glitch got patched. For me my entire Act 2 was listed as unavailable. I completed Act 1 and was able to complete Act 3. I have completed the Act 2 finale several times with many friends as a player. But it won't let me host it.

For him his was set to start the Act 2 finale. And it got reset.

[Taterman]

11 hours ago, SouthLand said:

Edit: I was going to spend it on the Dump. But i already have one lol

 

Nothing better than a good dump.

 

 

[Sootyjared]

Oh yeah, well done rockstar, well done on making AI use buzzards aganist a titan. That’s so fair and clever, not like it’s going to make special crate delivery missions impossible to complete or anything. 

 

 

I have legitimately complained to rockstar over this, this might even make me quit the game. It made me physically ill.  

[Halal Cyborg]

3 minutes ago, Sootyjared said:

Oh yeah, well done rockstar, well done on making AI use buzzards aganist a titan. That’s so fair and clever, not like it’s going to make special crate delivery missions impossible to complete or anything. 

 

 

I have legitimately complained to rockstar over this, this might even make me quit the game. It made me physically ill.  

They’re no problem if you approach it right...neither are the Valkyries which are way worse.

[Yellow Dog with Cone]

13 hours ago, HamwithCheese said:

Oh wait I was playing saints row wow I could've sworn I was playing GTA wow

[Arrows to Athens]

12 hours ago, HamwithCheese said:

Damn, today was productive. I bought at least 4 businesses, stole and kept about 6 or so expensive cars, fully modded them, went on multiple destructive sprees and took control of a lot enemy territory, and upgraded my characters abilities, all within 2 hours.

 

 

Oh wait I was playing saints row wow I could've sworn I was playing GTA wow

At first, they didn't want to copy Saints Row and even accused the devs of copying GTA. Now they've decided to copy them. Oh, the irony.

 

Anything is possible when money is involved. That's when all bets are off. Money talks.

 

[dragosani00]

1 hour ago, Sootyjared said:

Oh yeah, well done rockstar, well done on making AI use buzzards aganist a titan. That’s so fair and clever, not like it’s going to make special crate delivery missions impossible to complete or anything. 

 

 

I have legitimately complained to rockstar over this, this might even make me quit the game. It made me physically ill.  

Just don't do big sales with aircraft, it's easy to avoid.

[Gta_fun_with_guns]

Where did Rockstar copy the oppressor mk2 from? Saints Row? Or something much older from like N64 era..etc...

[Arrows to Athens]

Just got on after almost a week of taking a break. Why is it so slow? It’s like every session I’m in, the gameplay is just slow, sluggish and just clunky. The FPS feels like it’s fluctuating between 5 and 15. 
 

Wow this game is bad. 

[Taterman]

10 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Just got on after almost a week of taking a break. Why is it so slow? It’s like every session I’m in, the gameplay is just slow, sluggish and just clunky. The FPS feels like it’s fluctuating between 5 and 15. 
 

Wow this game is bad. 

Yeah, it's been bad here too (Xbox).

 

 

[dragosani00]

11 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Just got on after almost a week of taking a break. Why is it so slow? It’s like every session I’m in, the gameplay is just slow, sluggish and just clunky. The FPS feels like it’s fluctuating between 5 and 15. 
 

Wow this game is bad. 

I am assuming it's because GTA has been popping up on 'free' sections (Xbox games pass and another one for the PC?) so sh*tloads of new players have been flooding the servers which obviously are stuggling to cope, can't be a co-incidence that all this connection rubbish started when they started hawking the game out to bottom feeders. Having said that I would have thought it still to be nowhere near the load from GTA's heyday so I wonder if R* have cut back on something since then.

 

[Zello]

I want a god damn house in Chumash. 

[JamesTKirk]

On 5/25/2020 at 4:57 PM, Talisman_83 said:

I own coke, meth and cash, though only coke is active. Closed the other two.

Is it worth re-opening the latter, as well as purchasing weed and documents, to gain the highest amount for a nightclub sale?

I would only be keeping the 4 open, not buying supplies or anything.

Just wondering if the trade-off would be financially viable.

 

There's no cost to keeping a MC business open as far as I know, altho I am a CEO 100% of the time, I never become MC President.

Perhaps if you play as MC President a lot, there's an operating cost, I dunno because I never have to pay it.

I keep all 5 MC businesses open, I don't shut them down but I also don't give them any supplies.

Then I have my 5 Nightclub Warehouse Technicians working on the 5 best businesses until one of them hits "full" and that's my cue to do a sales mission.

 

With my play style, it takes me weeks to fill the Nightclub Warehouse, it is slower than molasses because I barely play 1 hour per day.

On PC, we can't leave the game running in the background and do other stuff, we get disconnected automatically within minutes.

I guess it's easier to "idle" and fill the Nightclub Warehouse much faster on consoles but as far as I know we don't have that option.

[SouthLand]

Our faces when we saw the old Mini Cooper as the Casino Podium today:

 

 

 

 

[Mondale]

18 hours ago, Arrows to Athens said:

Just got on after almost a week of taking a break. Why is it so slow? It’s like every session I’m in, the gameplay is just slow, sluggish and just clunky. The FPS feels like it’s fluctuating between 5 and 15. 
 

Wow this game is bad. 

Randomly bad.

 

I keep getting 'locked' out of vehicles, owned and NPC. At first I thought I'd found some rare vehicle because it was the only car I couldn't enter, (this was in an IO session BTW). In other public sessions I've had to change session because I cannot get into any vehicle, and I'm not talking about the stuttering laggy 'starts-to-get-in-and-sticks' animation, It's like the character doesn't recognise vehicles anymore lol.

[Kiethblacklion]

I hate having RP on the casino wheel. It is the most useless thing in this game. I say remove the RP from the wheel and add in free ammo or armor, something that can actually be used by the player.

[SouthLand]

^

The most useless thing on the wheel is clothing.

[Mondale]

3 hours ago, Kiethblacklion said:

I hate having RP on the casino wheel. It is the most useless thing in this game. I say remove the RP from the wheel and add in free ammo or armor, something that can actually be used by the player.

What about the newer players who are trying to rank up and need RP?

 

My B&M

 

We need a better way to detonate sticky bombs or turn the radio on. Having them together is just dumb. Lost count of how many stickies I've wasted because they won't detonate.